Fashion Show Montage! - Goofy Girlfriend Takes You Clothes Shopping (Script) [F4M]

[F4M] Fashion Show Montage! - Goofy Girlfriend Takes You Clothes Shopping [Girlfriend] [GFE] [Shopping Date] [Cheering you Up] [Lots of Compliments] [Kissing] [Sweet] [Cute] [L-Bombs]

So you (listener) haven't been feeling too great recently, so your girlfriend takes you out on a shopping date to cheer you up! She picks out all sorts of outfits for you and you do the classic romcom fashion show. The script opens with the two already in the store.

The absolute shitload of curtain SFX are for the changing room curtain, so my apologies. There are plenty of curtain SFX on freesound.org, if you'd like to include them. Feel free to be liberal with the pauses between the curtains opening and closing, to give the listener "time to change"

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[SFX: curtains open]

Babe, what? Why are you still in your own clothes?

[sympathetic] Come on, love. Don't give me that face. We came here for a reason, didn't we?

Yeah, I noticed you've been feeling kinda dumpy lately. You're not your usual happy self. So yeah, new clothes! Yay! Yay, right?

Listen, I know you don't really like shopping, but its with me! Doesn't that make it better?

[teasing] Yeah you better say that~

But haven't you heard the saying? "If you look good, you feel good". And its always fun to just dress up sometimes. You don't even need to go out anywhere, just get all dolled up for *yourself*, y'know? Well, and for me too~

Ok? [kiss] So play along, yeah? You'll feel better after all of this, trust me~

Ok good! You just stay in that room, and I'll bring all your fancy new outfits~

Yes, *I'll* be the one choosing them. No arguments!

Now get back in there mister, and show me what you got!

[SFX: curtains close]


[SFX: curtains open]

[fast excited clapping] YES. Ok that looks perfect on you! Do a little twirl for me~

[laughs] Ooh, serious, are we? Well, I'll be changing that today~ It does look really good, though. That colour is great on you.

Yeah, you know I have an eye for this stuff.

What about you? Do *you* like it?

Ok great! Off to a good start then. Maybe try it with this coat as well?

Stylish~

Mmhm. It's getting colder, so I thought we could do more with this outfit, like coats and scarves and stuff. I know you like being all cozy.


But enough with that, we have more to see! On to the next one!

Nope, don't give me any lip! In you go!

[SFX: curtains close]


Babe, are you ok in there?

[laughs] No, please, just put it on! Please!


[SFX: curtains open]

[squeal] Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod.

[pleading] No, wait don't go back in! Come on! No I'm not messing with you!

[teasing] You look *so* cool right now. Very punk rock, I love it.

No, we're trying on all sorts of stuff today! Soooo...sometimes...that stuff will be a little bit on the...more interesting side~

Even if its just for fun, that's what you need right now, isn't it?

See? And I wasn't joking when I said I love it. [kiss]

But I *will* balance all of these with actual outfits that you would wear, so don't worry~

Yep, you know the drill! Get back in there and Superman sequence this bitch! [laughs]

[SFX: curtains close]


[SFX: curtains open]

[wolf whistle] Now there's a man I wouldn't mind being seen with out in public!

[laughs] I'm kidding, you know I'm just messing with you~ But please tell me you like it.

Perfect~

Seriously, though, this can be what you wear the next time we go out!

It looks *so* good on you! We can even make this your like signature look or whatever!

Yeah! Oh, one second, let me go find some accessories for it!


Ok I'm baaack! Check it out.

First, here's this hat! [pause] M'lady~ [laughs]

Yeah you can take it off, that was just a goof.

Jokes aside, try this scarf [scarf wrapping sounds(?)] I *am* close, hmm? [kiss] /just a peck/

Mhmm. I chose this because it matches your gorgeous eyes~

Oh, speaking of, also put on these glasses!

Ohhhhh my goodnessss~ [squeal] You look so cute right now, my god. Haven't you thought of wearing glasses before?

Well you should, because I can *not* handle you right now. Makes me want to eat you up~ [kisses] [like lots of kissing]

[serious] Wait, no, this is a public place. And we are respectable adults. So *you* need to stop seducing me, you handsome devil~

Mmmm~ [kiss] Hey, no, stop. [kiss] Stop! [laughs]

Come on, next item! These are just pants, so keep this top half on.

No don't look, just go and put them on.

Don't think about it, just do this for me~

[SFX: curtains close]


[SFX: curtains open]

[cackle] Oh dear lord...Oh *no*! [crying laughing] I need to...[catching your breath] I need...[laughs] Just give me a moment...[laughs] ...whew.		/you can go crazy filling this line with hysterics/

[deep breath] Ok I'm good. I'm good now...I think.

[laughs] Yeah keep glaring at me like that! Your rage sustains me!

[hysterical] I don't know either! Like why would this store stock fucking *male* bell bottoms! And they're *huge*! [panting] Oh my god...ohhh my god...

[cackling again] Yeah take them off before I die! Or before you come here and kill me first!

[SFX: curtains close]


Oh my god...ohhh my god...time to...I gotta relax, holy moly. [laughs]

Oh wait-

[calling] Hey babe, I forgot to get your next change of clothes, give me a minute!


Here you go~ Yeah I found you a suit! This place has everything.


[SFX: curtains open]

[gasp] Hot! HOT! Paint my face green and dress me in yellow, because you are SMOKIN'!

Come on, strike a pose, strike a pose!

Yes! These cameras do be flashing now, babe!

Can someone say runway model?

[calling to someone] Hey ma'am! Ma'am! Do you work here? Would you say red carpet or would you say RED CARPET?


[to listener] Yeah, she didn't care. [laughs]

Cameras again! Work it, honey!

[laughs] I'm not embarrassing you! You love this, shut up~

Well, even if you don't, *I* do, so I'll keep doing it. If I don't try and get you flustered like this, am I even your girlfriend?


But you do look very dapper all suited up, I must say.

I guess I need to find a dress now. [gasp] [excited] Or I could even do a matching suit! With a waistcoat! We could look so hot *together*~

Yeah it *is* surprising that this store has such nice suits. Especially considering the bell bottoms! [laughs] Wait no, don't let me start that again...

Right? What the hell is this place?


Hm? Oh, yeah the suit was the last thing I picked. Do you wanna head home now?

Ok great, just get changed and we can go to the checkout.

[SFX: curtains close]


[SFX: curtains open]

There he is~ Comfy in your usual gear~

Come here, baby.

/voice must be soft and close now because the two are holding each other around the waist/

So, feeling any better?

Well I'm so glad I could help you today~

You *know* I'll always make time for you, it's no big deal.

I love you too [kiss]

Also, listen to me, babe. I know we went a bit crazy with all the dressing up, but I want you to know that it doesn't matter what you wear, ok?

Yeah, I love you for *you*, so as long as you're happy, I'm happy. And if you're happiest being comfy, then I'll be comfy right there with you!

Well, I mean, obviously, we'll dress up and stuff when we go out. But you don't have worry about it too much~

Especially now with all these new clothes!

Hm? Yeah of course I'm buying this stuff. I know I just said that I like you no matter what, but I still need some eye candy every now and then. You know I have a sweet tooth~

Yeah, no, fuck the bell bottoms, we don't need those. [laughs]