Advertisement
Denkoko

agl5 day 3 mantis

Aug 16th, 2020
46
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 6.53 KB | None | 0 0
  1. /hsrpg/
  2. +2 at literally all times.
  3. Attacking Fullbacks at literally all times.
  4.  
  5. -Do this manually, none of that autolineup shit.
  6. AMFs
  7. Put on the 3 best condition players.
  8.  
  9. DMF
  10. Put on the best condition player.
  11.  
  12. CB
  13. Put on the best condition player.
  14.  
  15. SUBBING
  16. Subs at 65+
  17. Sub off the two worst stamina AMFs for the best condition AMFs and the CB for the best condition CB.
  18.  
  19. /eurovision/
  20. ===Pregame===
  21. Check if the managers have agreed to play +2 for the entire game (they likely have)
  22.  
  23. ===If +2 all game has been agreed===
  24. Start on Preset 3. Sub in one of the two bench SS's. LMF on right corners and RMF on left corners. Set whichever of these players has the best condition to join the attack: Greece Douze Point, Cancelledvision, Memedova, We Don't Want A Putin. If tied, pick your favourite. Go +2
  25.  
  26. ===If it's a regular game===
  27. Start on P1. Sub best conditioned. LMF on right corners and RMF on left corners
  28.  
  29. ===At 60===
  30. ==IF LOSING BY 2+==
  31. Go to P3, go +2, set the right SS to join the attack. Sub the LM, RM and right SS
  32.  
  33. ==Anything Else==
  34. Go to P2 and make subs. Sub the middle CB, DMF and CMF.
  35. Epic Sax Guy should always be the middle CB. If he isn't starting, sub him on at 60 regardless of condition. If he started, move him to the middle CB slot and set him to join the attack.
  36.  
  37. /lovecraft/
  38. Pre game:
  39. Sub by best condition for the 77s. Azathoth is sleeping so he must not be touched FOR ANY REASON.
  40. Ask opponent if they would like to be on +2.
  41.  
  42. If yes:
  43. Put us on preset 3 for the entire match.
  44. Subs at 65, the 3 77 midfielders out for best condition
  45.  
  46. If no:
  47. Start us on preset 1
  48. Subs at 65. Sub out 3 77 midfielders for best condition.
  49. When we go to +2 put us on preset 2 as well.
  50.  
  51. /seinfeld/
  52. GK on all setpieces
  53.  
  54. /banter fc/
  55. Starting Lineup:
  56. Use own discretion, outside of goalkeeper.
  57. First game: Cheers, Sons Crying
  58. If first game is a win, for second game play Cheers, Sons Fucking Buzzing
  59. If Banter have qualified for knockouts after the first two games, play Cheers, Sons Wanked Himself Into A Coma
  60. If Banter lose, play Cheers, Sons Crying
  61.  
  62. Meme Subs:
  63. If EDM Plays is playing, and Banter begin to lose, immediately sub in EDM Continues for EDM Plays.
  64. If Banter are winning and the game is in the 90+ minute, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled"
  65. If Banter start winning by 2, sub in "Tonight, The Suicide Has Been Cancelled".
  66. If there are no subs for the above, loudly declare that "Tonight, the suicide has been cancelled."
  67. Subs at 69 always, if winning, make sure you have a sub free for the Suicide joke.
  68. If AkinfenwaLAD isn't playing, sub him in at 69.
  69.  
  70. +2 aggression if losing by more than 2.
  71.  
  72. Live, laugh, love.
  73.  
  74. /mancrim/
  75. First of all, flip a coin
  76. If it's heads, use Preset 1
  77. If it's tails, use Preset 2
  78.  
  79. Manually substitute the best conditioned player for GK, LB, CB and RWF(if preset 1)
  80. Following that, check who has the best condition out of Hot My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead, Outrageous Capoeira, Bomb Shibata and Fingered at 90+8'
  81. If it's Hot, My Mom Is Gay, Command A Hispanic, I'm Dead or Outrageous Capoeira; put them in at DMF
  82. If it's Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8'; move A Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DMF, Bruno Fernandes to CMF and put them in at AMF
  83. Make sure that the LB is on the right corner and that both CBs and the DMF is set to join the attack.
  84.  
  85.  
  86. Subs at 65':
  87. If the team is not winning, go to Preset 3 and sub Nickelodeon Foot Fellow (or Asian Teen? Good if he better condition and on the bench) in at CF [if Bomb Shibata or Fingered at 90+8' started, swap Dabbing Oliver Norwood to DM and Bruno Fernandes to CM before subbing the CF]. Following that, sub the RWF and the most tired non-medal
  88. If not, sub the 3 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 1 and the 2 most tired non-medals if the team is on preset 2.
  89.  
  90. /san marino/
  91. nothing
  92.  
  93. /watchmen/
  94. Start on Preset 1.
  95.  
  96. Ask opponent if they would like to be perma +2 for the entire match. Instructions will not differ either way
  97.  
  98. Sub by ability for the DMFs, the non medal CB, and ONE of the bronze CBs, both bronze CBs cannot be on the field to start the game.
  99.  
  100. DO NOT SUB IN ANY OF THESE PLAYERS PRE GAME: RRAAARRL, Consensual Rape.
  101.  
  102. Line up should look like the following:
  103. -77 RWF and LWF
  104. -Gold CF
  105. -3 77 DMFs
  106. -77 FBs
  107. -one 77 CB
  108. -one bronze CB
  109. -GK.
  110.  
  111. When game begins put us on +2.
  112.  
  113. At half time put us on preset 2
  114.  
  115. When the time reaches 65 it is time for subs. Please sub the following players:
  116. -77 CB OUT for bench bronze CB
  117. -left SS out for RRAAARRL
  118. -right SS out for Consensual Rape.
  119.  
  120. Put us on Preset 3
  121.  
  122.  
  123. If by some crazy reason one of my WFs cannot play because of cards or injury play a 77 height abuse DMF in its place.
  124.  
  125. /ttgl/
  126. ***MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT FUCK THIS UP***
  127.  
  128. Turn on +2 at the beginning of the game, and don't ever turn it off.
  129.  
  130. ^^^ ***MOST IMPORTANT - DO NOT FUCK THIS UP*** ^^^^
  131.  
  132. Preset 1, sub non-medals by best condition. Keep A MECHA AS BIG AS A FUCKING UNIVERSE in the goal no matter what his condition is. This fucking lad is huge. 9x bigger than he was last AGL.
  133.  
  134. Check corners to make sure they're on LB/RB. Subs at 65 mins, sub out the 3 most tired non-medals.
  135.  
  136. If Nia-chan, God of 90+ is on the bench and we are losing by sub time, sub her in for whichever CB is on the RIGHT no matter what her condition is or what anyone else's conditions are.
  137.  
  138. I'm pretty sure I set it correctly, but just to double check, make sure that the goalkeeper is set to take penalty kicks.
  139.  
  140. Slam some motherfuckin' chants
  141.  
  142. I'm not going to believe in my team to win, I'm going to believe in you, the streamer who believes in rigging it for my team to win.
  143.  
  144. /sinnoh/
  145. nothing
  146.  
  147. /jojo/
  148. Preset 1. Sub manually by condition. Make sure wingers are on corners.
  149.  
  150. If down by 1 at half time, switch to preset 3.
  151. If down by 2 at any point, switch to preset 2.
  152.  
  153. SUBS:
  154. 65', sub manually most tired.
  155. If tied or down at 65 or later, switch to preset 1. If already on preset 1, preset 2 instead.
  156.  
  157. /ENF/
  158. ENF Pastebin:
  159.  
  160. Start best conditioned non-medals
  161.  
  162. IF Blenders are still fucked AND Mass Naked Panty Event, Mass Naked Stocking Event, Weeaboomer Nudity and Shower Assuka have medal-tier stats:
  163.  
  164. Sub Mass Naked Panty Event for Excited Nude Female
  165. Sub Mass Naked Stocking Event for Shameless Cirno
  166. Sub Shower Assuka for Streaku Miku
  167. Sub Weeaboomer Nudity for Yowane Haku's Walk of Shame
  168. DO NOT play Shotacon Dragon
  169.  
  170. In game:
  171. Subs @69 - nonmedal CMF, DMF, topmost CB for best conditioned.
  172.  
  173. IF Blenders are fucked:
  174. DO NOT sub in Shotacon Dragon, regardless of condition
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement