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YOUKAI BUSTERS 7.5: Reika does a thing.

Jul 5th, 2015
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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. TWILT has connected.
  3.  
  4. Reila♀ :
  5. woop woop
  6.  
  7. Reila♀ :
  8. so where's MT gonna die today
  9. tirkaroKujo:
  10. uh idk
  11.  
  12. Reila♀ :
  13. then what do you have planned
  14. MarthTrinity has connected.
  15. tirkaroKujo:
  16. dere he is
  17.  
  18. Reila♀ :
  19. I guess I'll be here incase tirk effs up
  20.  
  21. Oldboy:
  22. Oldboy's stats were reset.
  23.  
  24. Oldboy:
  25. Healed up! Recovered 45 HP.
  26.  
  27. Reika:
  28. In case tirk can't do that and CREATES A TIME PARADOX?
  29. tirkaroKujo:
  30. That would be HORRIBLUH
  31.  
  32. Reila♀ :
  33. dun dun duuuun
  34. tirkaroKujo:
  35. But anyway, this takes place while I guess Miyako and Yuumi are goofing off with the Riolu and Cahya and Flora are off following some stupid Sentret. For the sake of non confusion, what exactly are you leaning towards doing about now.
  36.  
  37. Reila♀ :
  38. >MT gets drunk again on his gaiden
  39. tirkaroKujo:
  40. Be it, like, you just heading towards your intended resting location, or going #yolo and heading towards the graveyard or something
  41. Reika: (( Naaaaah, probably not going to YOLO that. ))
  42. tirkaroKujo:
  43. but how hard will you yolo is the question
  44.  
  45. Reika:
  46. I suppose I will only live once. So I'd probably wander off to be alone for a bitttttt
  47. tirkaroKujo:
  48. So you walk off into the random, empty streets of this mysterious town. As you walk on though, you can hear your newfound sword rattle a little, as if it's feeling restless.
  49.  
  50. Reika:
  51. "Hmm?" Reika takes note of the sword's restless moving, "What seems to be the matter?"
  52.  
  53. Tsujigiri:
  54. The sword appears to have a mind of its own. It doesn't talk, but holding it seems to be enough for it to imprint its primitive thoughts upon you. "~Why do you wield me so? Do you not know what kind of weapon I am cursed to live out my existence as?~"
  55.  
  56. Reika:
  57. Reika thinks long and hard about the sword's question. "I need a blade such as yourself so that I can protect those that matter to me. If I can't even defend myself, what use am I to others?"
  58.  
  59. Tsujigiri:
  60. "~Protect? Defend? What kind of foolish words are these? A weapon is not a tool of safety, or a tool of mere....defense. Especially not one such as I!~"
  61.  
  62. Tsujigiri:
  63. "~There is no safety to be found in the likes of me. I only deal death, and with death comes endless cycles of revenge. That is why I exist. That's all I ever am.~"
  64.  
  65. Reila♀ :
  66. hey how come my sword doesn't talk to me :(
  67.  
  68. Reika:
  69. "And yet nothing binds you to me. No effigy. No pact. No commitment of honor." Reika sighs, "Or perhaps...perhaps it's something different. Perhaps it is you that is drawn to me. I'm no stranger to death and I have a feeling you can sense that..."
  70.  
  71. Tsujigiri:
  72. "~I have an honest question for you then. Do you enjoy what it is you do? Do you take pride in hurting others?~"
  73.  
  74. Tsujigiri:
  75. "~My bloodlust is more than insatiable at times. It could be a formed habit. I was cursed to be born a sword after all.~"
  76.  
  77. Reika:
  78. Reika closes her eyes tightly, "Do I take pride in hurting others? I would love to say that hunting youkai is something I take pride in, but I'm certain you would spin it into enjoying the kill..."
  79.  
  80. Tsujigiri:
  81. "~Haha...I have a unique view on things due to my disposition. Do you think a wild Luxray is necessarily evil if it has to kill a helpless Buneary for sustenance? Just as you humans and most Pokemon are born with feelings of empathy, I was born only to be a weapon of destruction. I know the nature of bloodshed better than any subject. To me, the thrill of the kill isn't evil. It's simply a way of life...a way to survive. Without these vengeful feelings, I would not exist.~"
  82.  
  83. Tsujigiri:
  84. "The love and caring for others that comes with words like 'defend' has always been a nonsensical concept to me. My mind has not been created to process it. To me, all that matters is that whether or not my opponents fall. That is all.~"
  85.  
  86. Tsujigiri:
  87. "~Tell me, do you believe that to be a shallow existence? Do you think there is an ultimate moral a weapon of death like me should abide to?~"
  88.  
  89. Reika:
  90. "A shallow existence? You have a goal in life, even if it is to kill. If I were to judge you for what you do, I would have to judge myself as well, no?" Reika sighs, "There's no avoiding the fact that death is something that must happen in this world. My entire job, my dedication in life revolves around killing, even if it is for different reasons than you." The young girl seems a bit hung up on her own words; "In the end, it would seem as if both of us are destined to take lives."
  91.  
  92. Tsujigiri:
  93. "~I had a feeling it was something like that. My previous weilder had a similar disposition to you. A flunky in the army of the Crescent Tide. A multitude of gruesome, ugly things he would make me do at a moment's notice. Did I like all the harrowing things he would make me do? Of course I did. I don't have a choice in the matter. A sword is a sword, and I can only take joy in partaking in the activity I was designed to do. Yet occasionally...some wretched shards of free will have a habit of sticking out of my cracks. And when they do, it produces a shiver colder than any blizzard night. Even after he perished long ago, I was still held down to the Crescent Tide army during Masamune's ressurection. My only goal was to destroy any intruders to this town at all costs. But these intruders...they weren't soldiers. They weren't other bloodthirsty folk such as I. They were innocent civilians, wandering in on a confused whim. Me and the other undead slaughtered them at a moments notice. For the first time in my centuries-long life, my gastral nerves produced a strange feeling of something that resembled the human concept of "disgust." I felt my very existence was disgusting. Was this a mistake on my part?~"
  94.  
  95. Reika:
  96. "Can you truly blame yourself, feel disgust towards the thing you were designed to do? You are a sword, a blade made to fight and cause injury. You don't have much of a choice in the issue. I chose the path I've taken; if I were to pass judgement on you for what you were designed for, it wouldn't be right considering what I do on my own free will."
  97.  
  98. Reika:
  99. "I can tell you now, however..." she clears her throat and exhales once again, "We won't be taking any innocent lives."
  100.  
  101. Tsujigiri:
  102. "~Heheh...good. That's satisfactory on my part. We swords do not typically speak up like this, for it is not our place to. But I only bring this up because I can feel my former bonds calling out to me again..."
  103.  
  104. Tsujigiri:
  105. "~Yes, that bond being my previous owner. He's nearby. Looking for me. He will find you. And if you let him, he will kill you....~"
  106.  
  107. Reika:
  108. "I see..so there are more spirits here than those we already defeated..."
  109.  
  110. Tsujigiri:
  111. "~Are you up to prove your pride this time? Because I have an unfinished bond left to sever..."
  112.  
  113. Reika:
  114. "I suppose I have little choice in the matter."
  115.  
  116. Tsujigiri:
  117. "~Fine. Be of utmost caution. He's waiting on the beach right at this moment. Preparing to strike...~"
  118.  
  119. Tsujigiri:
  120. "~If you do not make it, he is sure to get you when you are fast asleep. I know him better than he knows himself...~"
  121.  
  122. Reila♀ :
  123. lets go to da beech
  124.  
  125. Reika:
  126. "Hmph, I'm not one to back away from something like this..."
  127.  
  128. Reika:
  129. "Oldboy. Let's go."
  130.  
  131. Tsujigiri:
  132. And so you head to DA BEECH, where you make make out a silhouette of a shambling, half-skeletal creature dragging its feet through the sand and holding a makeshift naginata pilfered off somewhere. It spots you, with a keen eye for violence."
  133.  
  134. Reila♀ :
  135. is...that an MK character
  136.  
  137. Yaemon:
  138. "Eerrgh? It appears I was too sluggish in my endeavor...woe is me. Tell me, what is your name, young swordswoman?"
  139.  
  140. Reika:
  141. "I am Matsuoka Reika." Reika replies calmly.
  142. Reika: (( Yeah, it's Havik ))
  143.  
  144. Yaemon:
  145. "Matsuoka...Reika....certainly a more modern name compared to what I'm used to. I am Yaemon Mitsugiri, 4th Captain of the Crimson Tide, and the sword you hold right now is the same one I held back when I stormed the battlefields that built upon Johto's foundation many years ago. And I've been given a new lease on life, after generations of lying in the dust upon my body giving out after my 5th day of being held as a prisioner of war. Not the most pleasant of ways to go out, I'll tell you that."
  146.  
  147. Reika:
  148. "I can only imagine."
  149.  
  150. Yaemon:
  151. "While I believe it's not the weapon that makes the swordsman, you still hold something that is rightfully mine. So I'm only giving you two options here. Hand it over, or make that sword rightfully yours by granting me my second death. What will it be?"
  152.  
  153. Reila♀ :
  154. how do you kill something that's already dead
  155.  
  156. Reika:
  157. "While I am sympathetic to your unfortunate situation, I'm not certain how much I believe that you'd just let me off upon the return of your blade." Reika takes another deep breath, "Besides. As I previously state. I need this blade for my own reasons."
  158.  
  159. Yaemon:
  160. "Understood. Then you give me little in the way of choice. Yakogoro! We will mark our first victims....before taking on the world yet again. Rise!"
  161.  
  162. Yakogoro:
  163. A frog-like creature rises from the abyss, its form being held together by a cursed forces from beyond this realm. "Toxi!"
  164.  
  165. Yaemon:
  166. "If your reasons are strong enough, then I hope you intend to prove them...."
  167.  
  168. Reika:
  169. "If I cannot defeat you, then I don't deserve to wield this blade anyway, nor am I strong enough to protect anyone. You are but another youkai to me; my prey, waiting to be hunted." She shakes her head, "I cannot lose."
  170. Reika has received initiative.
  171.  
  172. Reila♀ :
  173. should I explain how Living Weapon works
  174. Reika: (( Sure, go for it Omochao. ))
  175.  
  176. Reila♀ :
  177. ALRIGHTY SO
  178.  
  179. Reila♀ :
  180. If you plan to use your Honedge as a weapon, well, you can! He counts as a Small Melee Weapon, IE +1 DB
  181.  
  182. Reila♀ :
  183. He's a Simple Weapon and I believe Honedge gives you an additional move
  184.  
  185. Yakogoro:
  186. Also because it's the 4th of July you get to battle an AMURICUHN token source
  187.  
  188. Yakogoro:
  189. set to music from the most american game I can think of
  190.  
  191. Radio Nyarth:
  192. NOW PLAYING VS Kabuki Warrior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvHxjMBIOPk
  193.  
  194. Reila♀ :
  195. Move: Wounding Strike Type: Normal Frequency: EOT AC: 2 Damage Base 6: 2d6+8 / 15 Class: Physical Range: WR, 1 Target Effect: The target loses a Tick of Hit Points. Limitation: None Weapon Suggestions: Axes, Swords, Bows, Spears
  196.  
  197. Reila♀ :
  198. ^The move Honedge gives
  199.  
  200. Reila♀ :
  201. Do note that Active Pokemon rules still apply, that is you can only have one
  202.  
  203. Reila♀ :
  204. So if you're going to have Oldboy do an attack, you can't have Honedge do an attack of his own
  205.  
  206. Reila♀ :
  207. YOU yourself can still use Honedge as a weapon though
  208.  
  209. Reila♀ :
  210. Honedge comes with an ability that lets him Intercept for his user as a free action
  211.  
  212. Reila♀ :
  213. But if you do, the cost is not letting Oldboy attack
  214.  
  215. Reila♀ :
  216. Anything else that needs to be made clear?
  217. Reika: (( Nah, all seems pretty basic ))
  218.  
  219. Reila♀ :
  220. Well then, good luck sir
  221.  
  222. Reika:
  223. "Oldboy! We'll assault the Pokemon target first! Begin with Close Combat!"
  224.  
  225. Reika:
  226. 20
  227. Reika: (( CRIT ))
  228.  
  229. Reila♀ :
  230. lmao
  231.  
  232. Reila♀ :
  233. he resists it though
  234.  
  235. Reila♀ :
  236. because poison
  237. Reika: (( Isn't he Poison Dark? ))
  238.  
  239. Reila♀ :
  240. poison fighting
  241. Reika: (( Oh right. Fuck. ))
  242.  
  243. Reika:
  244. The GM should be JUST A LITTLE BIT MEAN!
  245. Reika: (( Damn, I tried. ))
  246.  
  247. Reila♀ :
  248. Crit Close Combat should still do plenty of damage tho
  249.  
  250. Yakogoro:
  251. Yep
  252.  
  253. Yakogoro:
  254. so roll dat shit
  255.  
  256. Oldboy:
  257. 3d12+10 | 84
  258.  
  259. Yakogoro:
  260. Yakogoro took 35 damage. It's not very effective...
  261. Oldboy has received initiative.
  262.  
  263. Reika:
  264. "And now to strike...!" -1
  265.  
  266. Reila♀ :
  267. ono
  268.  
  269. Reika:
  270. *Surprise*
  271.  
  272. Reika:
  273. 15
  274.  
  275. Reika:
  276. 5
  277.  
  278. Reika:
  279. Reika uses 2 AP!
  280.  
  281. Reila♀ :
  282. wait wat
  283.  
  284. Yaemon:
  285. "Is that all you can perform?-" Why u spendin AP like that boy
  286.  
  287. Reila♀ :
  288. what was the first roll for
  289. Reika: (( Surprise lets me roll twice for an attack if my pokemon is next to them ))
  290. Reika: (( So I used 2AP to roll again and get to use the higher roll ))
  291.  
  292. Reila♀ :
  293. Oh
  294.  
  295. Yaemon:
  296. Ah, yes
  297. Reika: (( And that was double swipe so I rolled the second attack too ))
  298.  
  299. Reika:
  300. 2d8+10 | 39
  301.  
  302. Yakogoro:
  303. what a combination
  304. Reika: (( Ooops, before I forget tho ))
  305.  
  306. Yakogoro:
  307. before you forget about...?
  308.  
  309. Yakogoro:
  310. also for the record I assume that was typeless, right
  311. Oldboy: (( Oh, does that not show up for you? I forgot to lower his defenses, so I said before I forgot, I'll do that. ))
  312.  
  313. Reila♀ :
  314. what's the attack he's trying to do
  315. Oldboy: (( Double Swipe ))
  316.  
  317. Yakogoro:
  318. it indeed does not show up for me
  319. Oldboy: (( Ah, okay, well I lowered his defenses. ))
  320.  
  321. Reila♀ :
  322. I... think it's normal type?
  323.  
  324. Reila♀ :
  325. neutral type damage either way
  326.  
  327. Yakogoro:
  328. ye its normal
  329.  
  330. Yakogoro:
  331. Yakogoro took 26 damage.
  332.  
  333. Yakogoro:
  334. The injury lowered the Defense stat!
  335.  
  336. Oldboy:
  337. -3
  338. Oldboy: (( No tick damage for you ))
  339.  
  340. Yaemon:
  341. "Is that all you can perform?" Feint attack on Reiko, cant miss 2
  342.  
  343. Yaemon:
  344. ReikA
  345. Oldboy: (( u jerk ))
  346.  
  347. Yaemon:
  348. 2d6+8 | 31
  349. Oldboy: (( I think you meant on Reiko, who is another Mortal Kombat character. ))
  350.  
  351. Reika:
  352. Reika took 21 damage.
  353.  
  354. Yaemon:
  355. no its a rumble roses character
  356. Reika: (( and she's rowdy af ))
  357.  
  358. Reila♀ :
  359. tirk just saying, but don't forget any ability you may have
  360.  
  361. Yakogoro:
  362. REVENGE on Oldboy! -2
  363.  
  364. Yakogoro:
  365. o-okay
  366. Reika: (( Oh thank god because that probably would've destroyed my face. ))
  367.  
  368. Reila♀ :
  369. -1
  370.  
  371. Reila♀ :
  372. what...did you roll
  373.  
  374. Yakogoro:
  375. Oh what
  376.  
  377. Yakogoro:
  378. damn, how did I do that
  379. Reika: (( And now I'm going to die. Thanks TWILT. ))
  380.  
  381. Yakogoro:
  382. 17 let's do that again
  383.  
  384. Yakogoro:
  385. 3d12+10 | 53
  386.  
  387. Reila♀ :
  388. dun forget stab
  389. Oldboy: (( JFC TWILT ))
  390. Reila♀ : (( I'M JUST FOLLOWING THE RULES ;_; ))
  391.  
  392. Yakogoro:
  393. whoops forgot
  394.  
  395. Yakogoro:
  396. nvm that roll then
  397.  
  398. Yakogoro:
  399. 4d10+15 | 68
  400.  
  401. Oldboy:
  402. Oldboy took 61 damage.
  403. Tsujigiri has received initiative.
  404. Reika has received initiative.
  405.  
  406. Reila♀ :
  407. That's 2 Injuries
  408.  
  409. Oldboy:
  410. The injury lowered the Attack stat!
  411.  
  412. Oldboy:
  413. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  414.  
  415. Reila♀ :
  416. Oh yikes
  417.  
  418. Reika:
  419. "Hang in there, Oldboy...! Finish it with a Fire Fang!" 6
  420.  
  421. Oldboy:
  422. 2d10+10 | 36
  423.  
  424. Yakogoro:
  425. Yakogoro took 25 damage.
  426.  
  427. Yakogoro:
  428. The toad croaks!
  429. Oldboy has received initiative.
  430.  
  431. Reika:
  432. "Now for you! Wounding Strike! 0
  433.  
  434. Reika:
  435. Reika uses 2 AP!
  436.  
  437. Reika:
  438. 10
  439. Reika: (( OKAY. Thank God for Surprise! ))
  440.  
  441. Yakogoro:
  442. Hmm how many times can you use surprise again
  443. Reila♀ : (( I checked Hunter; doesn't specify a limit ))
  444.  
  445. Yakogoro:
  446. Huh apparently it's limitless
  447. Reika: (( It's a Swift Action as long as I have AP ))
  448. Reila♀ : (( It's a swift action though ))
  449.  
  450. Yakogoro:
  451. so nvm
  452.  
  453. Reika:
  454. 2d6+8 | 38
  455. Reika: (( Also take a tick of damage. ))
  456.  
  457. Yaemon:
  458. Yaemon took 28 damage.
  459.  
  460. Oldboy:
  461. 12
  462.  
  463. Yaemon:
  464. Yaemon loses 7 hit points.
  465. Oldboy: (( Also take two ticks of damage. ))
  466.  
  467. Yaemon:
  468. Yaemon loses 7 hit points.
  469.  
  470. Yaemon:
  471. The injury lowered the Special Attack stat!
  472.  
  473. Yaemon:
  474. What move did you use there again
  475.  
  476. Reila♀ :
  477. He used wounding strike
  478.  
  479. Reila♀ :
  480. I posted it above
  481.  
  482. Reila♀ :
  483. it comes with the Honedge
  484. Reika: (( Wounding Strike. DB6, does a tick of damage, then Pack Hunt with Oldboy ))
  485.  
  486. Yaemon:
  487. Ah, well whatever it was, you can't use it now.
  488.  
  489. Yaemon:
  490. Because cursed body hippo hippo
  491. Reika: (( o no ))
  492.  
  493. Yaemon:
  494. just wounding strike though, as the ability is just scene
  495. Reika: (( Kay. ))
  496.  
  497. Yaemon:
  498. The demon reels back a little. "Guh....my own blade stings just as hard as I expected...but you won't feel relieved for long....jiyaoh!" Sucker Punch @Reika 13
  499.  
  500. Yaemon:
  501. 2d8+10 | 37
  502.  
  503. Reika:
  504. Reika took 27 damage.
  505.  
  506. Reika:
  507. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  508.  
  509. Reika:
  510. "Ngh...we cannot fall now, Oldboy...! Finish this with Flame Wheel!"
  511.  
  512. Oldboy:
  513. 15
  514. Tsujigiri has received initiative.
  515. Reika has received initiative.
  516.  
  517. Oldboy:
  518. 2d8+10 | 46
  519.  
  520. Reila♀ :
  521. protect lel
  522.  
  523. Yaemon:
  524. Yaemon took 31 damage.
  525.  
  526. Yaemon:
  527. Spite lol, but it doesn't save me from this (cry2)
  528.  
  529. Reila♀ :
  530. technically, he could just used Sucker Punch to intercept
  531.  
  532. Yaemon:
  533. Yeah but sucker punch is- at will fuck
  534.  
  535. Reila♀ :
  536. too late to call it now tho lol
  537.  
  538. Yaemon:
  539. i kno
  540.  
  541. Yaemon:
  542. i will swallow my tide
  543.  
  544. Reika:
  545. Reika exhales, "Return to the earth, spirit. You have been bested in mortal kombat."
  546.  
  547. Reila♀ :
  548. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk
  549.  
  550. Yaemon:
  551. The great Yaemon falls as the remains of his body begins to burn to ashes. "Haah....good job, swordsman of the future....it seems my legacy lies in good hands..."
  552.  
  553. Reika:
  554. Reika nods, "I will honor your blade...but with it, I shall carve a different path."
  555.  
  556. Yaemon:
  557. "A different path...I am unfortunately unfamiliar with modern customs. But if it's anything like the days of old...be careful to not fall into the same trap I fell into long ago. With these flames, I shall cast aside my regret and return to the source of all life."
  558.  
  559. Tsujigiri:
  560. "~It was strange...but upon slaying my former owner, I now feel freed from my past purpose. You better not let this feeling down, swordswoman.~"
  561.  
  562. Tsujigiri:
  563. "~Or you too...shall meet an undignified end like the burning husk you see before you...just much sooner.~"
  564.  
  565. Reika:
  566. Reika nods, "Yes..."
  567.  
  568. Tsujigiri:
  569. "~Now feel free to head where your heart desires. I will refrain from speaking like this in the future, for it is not my place. Not now that lingering feeling as been extinguished.~"
  570.  
  571. Reika:
  572. Reika strokes the injured Oldboy's head, "I like for my companions to be able to speak their mind. I may issue the orders, but I trust them to know what is best. I don't wish for you to keep to yourself. You may be a sword, but you are also my ally in the battles ahead."
  573.  
  574. Reila♀ :
  575. aw that's sweet
  576.  
  577. Tsujigiri:
  578. "~What a strange standard you have. Is this how the modern world is like? Thankfully, I am free of human fallings like stubborness, so I am inclined to oblige. Just don't expect a weapon like me to have much in the way of subjects to speak about."
  579.  
  580. Yakogoro:
  581. Anyway, that's 70 EXP and, if we're done here, 2 TEXP like erryone else.
  582. Reika: (( Yay. ))
  583.  
  584. Oldboy:
  585. Oldboy gained 70 experience! (865) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 26
  586.  
  587. Reila♀ :
  588. rip in peace ending where Reika gets drunk
  589.  
  590. Reika:
  591. I had something far more meaningful to do.
  592.  
  593. Tsujigiri:
  594. You got drunk on UNDEAD BLOOD
  595.  
  596. Reila♀ :
  597. bastard how much blood did you drink to heal those wounds
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