Last Man on Earth

Spaces between lines are for return dialogue.
SFX good, but not mandatory.
Maybe would be good with M4F version showing other side of the dialogue?

*Last Man on Earth*
Tags: [F4M] [Friends to lovers] [Post-apocalyptic] [Ragefucking] [Rape] [Impreg] [Threats] [Pain] [Slapping] [Creampie]

*A man and a woman take shelter from a dangerous environment outside. They haven't been able to find other people for some time. As they begin talking, we can see that they have partnered together for survival, but his idea of survival is different from hers.*


(slightly heavy breathing) Did you see anyone else out there?

No... Not for days. Not a soul. They’re all….

I’m tired of looking. I don’t want to go back out tomorrow. There's no one else. We've been looking for days. Maybe weeks, I don't know.

No, I like it here. This place is safe. It’s a pretty good location. We have to start thinking about…about…

The future? (scoffs) There is no future. Accept that. Things are not going to go back to normal. Do you understand that? I mean, we’re gonna die. We’re going to die, okay? And we’re gonna die young. The best we can hope for isn’t making it til 65 so we can collect our retirement. It’s not hoping we live to see gray hair. It’s getting to next month. Or next year. That’s the best case scenario here. Don’t you get that? No one is going to appear and save us and reestablish civilization. I don’t understand why I have to explain that to you.

Yeah, well, if somebody’s got to rebbuild society, that somebody isn’t me. Actually, take that back. Nobody’s got to do it. Will you hand me that water? (drinks)

(snorts) You need to learn the difference between needing to get your dick wet and needing to repopulate the earth.

(scoffs) That is a Biblical level of entitlement, right there.

Well...sure. Do I miss sex? I mean...I miss...I…(sad tone) there are other...things I miss more. I don’t know. What about you? It’s the end of the fucking world, and that’s what you want most?

(laugh) Ohhh man...yeah. I never thought I’d say that, but yeah. I do miss McDonald’s. I miss breakfast cereal with milk. I miss there being weather reports. I miss the weathermen. They were always so uplifting. I miss kids. I miss there being babies. Never thought I’d say that either, ha.

That wasn’t an invitation.

We paired up for practical reasons. I was trying not to die, not trying to get laid. You know the expression, ‘not if you were the last man on earth’? Yeah, well, as far as I know, you’re the last man on earth. And...I just don’t care anymore.

No! I didn’t mean that. It’s not like you’re...you’re not repulsive. We get along really well, for the most part. You...I...before now, it’s not like I never thought about it. But it’s too late. We’re going to die soon, but I’m not dying pregnant, that’s for damn sure.

I’m not being defeatist, you fucking twat, I’m being realistic!  And “you’re gonna die anyway” is not convincing. How about I die on my own terms? The apocalypse is no place for idealists. Do you think I made it this far by looking on the bright side? Sometimes I can’t believe my life. I’m the last woman on earth, and the last man on earth thinks the glass is half full, or some shit. Just as a reminder: I am not your girlfriend. We are partners of convenience.

Stop fucking telling me to think about having a child or I swear to god, I will just go ahead and kill you and put both of us out of our misery. You can be such an idiot sometimes.

The ultimate act of hope? It’s the ultimate act of self-centeredness. Get over yourself. A pregnant woman and a baby would be the most vulnerable people alive. You’re not special. Your seed isn’t special. Neither the baby nor I would make it to the end of the pregnancy--neither would you, for that matter, if you were with me. We’ll be dead. We...we already are.

Yeah, well I think you’re pretty fucking annoying, so the feeling is very mutual.

(silence)

(sigh) Do you want to eat something? Are you hungry?

Look. I'm-- I know I was harsh. You’re not always annoying. I do...like you. And I’m really happy we have each other. We need each other. Maybe in a different world…but not here. (tone changes) Not if you were the last man on earth! ha! (laughs rudely)

(he kisses her)

Pl---don’t touch me. I can’t. No, not even a hug. Please. I don’t want to be touched anymore.

I said don’t touch me. Can’t you listen? Hey---

(they struggle)

Get off me! (she throws him off)

What the fuck do you think you’re doing? I swear...if you weren’t literally the last other person on earth, I would kill you for th---

(they struggle again)

You asshole motherfucker! You son of a bitch! I’ll kill you!

(clothes ripping)
What, you’re gonna rape me now? You want to take me like this?

(screams with effort and frustration as she struggles)

(heavy breathing) I might not be stronger than you, but I can make this fucking hurt. (loud slap)

Ahhh! (more struggling)

(kisses violently) I can make your lip bleed.

(laughing angrily) Yes, grab my hair, you motherfucker. You want to be in control?

Fine, you win. You’ve got me pinned. Show me your cock. That’s what you want, isn’t it?

(takes a breath, not unimpressed)

What are you going to do to me with that? Hmm? You gonna put a baby inside me, fucking shitbag asshole?

(violent kissing again) Let me put it in my mouth and I’ll show you how dirty my mouth is.

Hahaha, you’re not as stupid as you act sometimes.

You gonna fuck me? Does it make you hard when I fight back? Fine. Fuck me.

(shrieks with anger again, shrieks turn to moans when he enters her)

(groans and moans, a mix of anger and pleasure)

(in a lower voice) I told you I’d make it hurt, didn’t I? I hope those scratches get infected.

OW! Yes, turn me over. Grab my arms. Make it hurt. (slightly pained moan)

Oh my god...you’re not as meek as you act…

Take my hips. You want to breed me, you arrogant prick? You want to cum deep inside me? You’re liking this. You like when I fight back. You act like such a pussy but you love to fight. (moans)

Harder. Oh, god, yes, fuck me harder. You think you can take whatever you want, hm? Take me like you want it.

Fuck, oh god, oh my god yes…

I better hear you come, baby. You went through all this. You think you and your special sperm can save the world, you better do it. Fucking come in me. Come on! Cum inside me! Fill me up! Oh god, do it! Cum in my cunt! Oh god!

(she cums)

(out of breath) Fuck. Oh my god.

Well, I hope you’re happy, you probably just got us killed. (laugh) But...that wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.

(hard kiss)

That felt...it felt really good. But you’re not doing it again. Too bad we don’t have ice for that eye.