Anon Enjoys Himself [warning: adult content]

Warning, Contains:
Adult Content of a sexual nature
EQG

The prompt:
so in another thread, Anon writes a short green as follows:

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>>35132789 (OP)
>Be Anon
>Just leaving school, Crankys math class had been a bitch
>walk down the steps when RD runs up to you
>Hey Anon wassup?
Nothing much RD what’s good
>Hey me the girls were talking about having a race and we want you to be there to declare the winner....oh and the loser has to suck your dick
>I fucking love this day
>so what do you say Anon?
Hell yeah I’m in
>great follow me, the girls are in the parking lot
>you couldn’t believe it, you were about to watch a bunch of cute girls race some suped up muscle cars, oh and you get your cock sucked
>you walk around the school and into the parking lot, you look at the two “muscle cars”
>The fuck is this?
>You see two cars, one is a 1997 ford tarus with lightning bolts, clearly RD’s. The other is a minivan with Trixie at the wheel
>well at least your getting your dick sucked
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I don't write "clop" or whatever, but I thought I could have fun with this one, so I continued it:

>>35139514
>After a crushing and obvious defeat, Trixie takes you into the back of her van.
"Yo Trix, your windows aren't tinted. Shouldn't we like, go somewhere more... private?" you ask.
>"We can't. Gotta let it cool for a few hours before it'll start again," she answers. "Now lay back!" She pushes you down onto some flattened cardboard boxes she uses for a bed and starts tugging at your belt, working it loose. "Today's your lucky day, Anon!"
"I know, right? Free bowjob, who can say no to that? Are you sure it's ok?"
>"Psh, please. Trixie does this all the time. You're just next in a long line of dicks for the Trix."
"Hehe. Wait, what?"
>She finally works your pants open taking hold of your member having made it only to half mast as her last sentence put a pause on your arousal. "Hmm, not quite as long, after all," she says as she's pulling on it to see if there's more.
"Oh, ha-ha. Look, I don't know about this anymore. When was the last time you had yourself checked out?"
>"Checked out?" All the while she's massaging your rod, trying to get it to full attention, your brain actively fighting it without you having to tell it.
"Nevermind. Let me at least use a condom."
>"The great and powerful Trixie has no need for such things. No barrier can stop Trixie!" she says as she goes down, slurping your now limp self into her mouth.
>The feel is amazing, yet you can't stop thinking about how many microorganisms might have just moved into your body.
>"Bffhwld! Thh fsht aff mmnn trrks!!" she says with a mouth full of dick.
"What?"
>She pops you out of her mouth, taking grip of a massive erection with her hands, the likes of which you've never seen before, you never even felt it coming on. "Be-howld! The first of many tricks!!" Trixie smiles at you deviously before taking you in balls deep once again. You could have sworn there was more dick there than you've ever seen before.
>Erotic bliss shoots through you. You only thought you knew pleasure. Never have you been so wrong.

>>35141401
>She just goes and goes. Your body beginning to quiver.
"I... I'm gonna... I'm gonna..." You can't even get the words out.
>She just pauses at your base, looking up into your eyes and shakes her head at you, "mmm-mm."
>You really feel like you're about to blow, but something she's doing is holding your load hostage.
>She raises up off you.
"No, please put it back!" you beg.
>"And for my next trick!" she says, reaching for her sorcerer's cap and placing it over you.
'Oh God, what now? This is going to be amazing!' you think to yourself.
>Trixie holds her hand high up in the air while gripping you with the other under the cap.
>You feel some strange but welcome tingling going on under the cap. Whatever she's doing, you want more of it. You don't even care anymore.
>"The great and powerful..."
>Here it comes!
>She swiftly brings her hand down onto the cap, completely flattening it, rubbing on your pubic mound.
"Wait, what just happened?"
>Trixie keeps her hand on you while pulling the hat away with her other hand, her fingers combing through your pubic hair. "Magic!"
>You look down at yourself.
"What did you do!?!"
>You try to get up, but she just pushes you down, laying on top of you with her hand still covering the spot where your dick should be.
>"Shh shh shhhh... Just relax," she says as she leans in for a kiss, covering your eyes with her free hand.
>You feel her lips meet yours. They taste surprisingly minty and fresh. Her tongue parts your lips and you let it into your mouth.
>It's unusually big and smooth, with wait, does it have a head?
>Her hand pivots on your crotch, her 'tongue' twisting in your mouth at the same time as you feel yourself about to blow once more.
'Oh God, no. This is so wrong!'
>Your hips begin to buck, and whatever Trixie has in your mouth which you sincerely hope isn't what you absolutely know it is, begins to fatten up and pulse.
'NOOOOooo!!!'
>Tears begin streaming down from your eyes.

>>35141439
>You try to push Trixie off of you, but it's too late. You've gone into full autopilot on a flight path you know all too well. There's no deviation, the point of no return has long since passed.
>You begin to cry on the inside as flavors you only swear you've tasted only once by accident flood your mouth and throat, hot and fresh. All you can do is swallow and regret, but the overwhelming pleasure and sensation you swear is wrong on so many levels persists and convince you otherwise.
'When will it stop?' you ask yourself.
>Never before have you let loose such volume with such thickness. Aside from how strange it is, it truly is the best blowjob ever.
>The convulsions finally stop. And you are left feeling melted into the floor.
>Trixie pulls her 'tongue' out of your mouth, sitting up off of you and pulling her hands away. She rubs her hands together in satisfaction, beaming at you with pride.
>You look down and see the normal well-worn cock you've gotten used to seeing after your usual solo sessions.
>"Well, Anon, I think we're done here!"
"Y-Yeah. ... O-Ok."
>You're completely bewildered and drained. You're not even sure what you need to do next in what order.
>"Oh, let me get that for you," she says as she gently tucks you away, fixing your belt back.
>You exit the van. The door slides shut behind you.
>"Enjoy yourself?" asked Rainbow Dash. She was leaning against the front passenger door, arms crossed, looking forward.
"Uh... What?"
>"I said 'Enjoy yourself?' Get it? Yourself?!" Rainbow punches you in the arm.
"Y-Yeah..."
>You're not even sure what's real anymore. The rest of your week is spent in a daze questioning reality.