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- >Day released in 1980 in Equestria.
- >Go through the usual morning routine.
- >You're just getting out of the shower when...
- >Knock knock.
- >You wrap a handful of towels around your waist and go to answer it.
- >These things were way too fucking small.
- >Guess who?
- >It's Fucking Fluttershy.
- What do you want, Flutters?
- >She notices you in your bathing attire (ie. mostly naked) and turns beet red.
- >"Oh, umm... I just thought... umm..."
- Spit it out, I don't have all day.
- >Actually, you do. You don't really do anything here except listen to yourself getting fatter.
- >She squeaks.
- >"Well umm... Pinkie is having a umm... family reunion party and... everyone's invited so I thought-"
- A party huh?
- >You stroke your chin with a hand in contemplation.
- >Pinkie's parties are positively pleasant.
- >Twilight, get out of my head.
- >But seriously, you might as well go or you'll end up melding with your floor from lack of fuck-giving.
- >You shoot your right finger out to point at Banana Hush and take a triumphant pose.
- I'll take the case!
- >Fluttershy tenses and meeps. "Wha- what does that mean?"
- It means I'll go.
- >She squees and flaps her wings excitedly.
- >"Yay."
- >Fast-forward to the party.
- >You and Rarity are arriving late because you needed to have her make an emergency set of nice clothing for you.
- >That and because she always arrives 'fashionably late.'
- >You knock on the door to Sugarcube Corner and Pinkie answers.
- >The party's in full swing.
- >Balloons, streamers, music, cakes, Cakes, party games. Everything's here.
- >Pinkie sure knows how to throw a party.
- >"OhMyGoshI'mSoGladYouCouldMakeIt!" Pinkie babbles as she pushes the two of you inside.
- >You mingle with the other guests.
- >You politely introduce yourself to Pinkie's sisters, Inkie and Blinkie.
- >They seem like nice p0nies.
- >They farm rocks for a living, so you have that whole 'doing absolutely nothing productive all day' thing in common.
- >You saunter over to the punch table and start talking to an Amish-looking stallion.
- >He says his name is Clyde and that he's Pinkie's dad.
- >He takes you over to a plain-looking mare.
- >"And this is my wife, Mrs. Pie."
- >You exchange pleasantries and eventually go back to mingle with the Mane Six, sans Flutters and Pinkie.
- >You're out on the dance floor, two-stepping with AJ when Pinkie comes over some sort of loudspeaker.
- >"Heeeey everyp0ny! Hope you like the party! Right now, the Pie family is going to do a special show out in the back."
- >Eveyp0ny heads outside.
- >There are white-frosted cupcakes dotting the ground in lines.
- >Little, p0ny-sized walls are set up around the desserts.
- >Inkie is painted some Lyra-esque teal.
- >Blinkie is the same red as Big Mac.
- >And Clyde.
- >Poor Clyde. He's painted AJ-color and looks like he lost every single fuck he had playing slots.
- >And then there's Fluttershy.
- >She's wearing a huge yellow ball like she's starring in a 3rd grade play about the solar system.
- Fluttershy, what the hell are you doing?
- >She just smiles at you and starts trotting down the paths of cupcakes.
- >She's eats them, chanting "Wakka W-Wakka" as the Pie's chase her around the yard.
- >She trots up to you and asks, "Is Mrs. Pac-man your fetish, Anon?"
- NO.
- >You walk out of Sugarcube Corner and slam every door on your way home.
- >Fucking WakkaShy.
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