Chapter 47-Part 11

"Oh, wow. L-like, omigosh. Your waist to hip ratio must be I-I-INSANE, ma'am!.", the saleswoman says to Tsundere-kun, as he picks out some skirts.

He looks up at her, unamused.

"N-no offense.", she remarks.

He groans and continues sorting clothes.

She turns away, facepalming repeatedly.

(Stupid! STUPID! Why did I say that? Am I trying to get fired!?), she thinks to herself.

After selecting a black and white checkerboard skirt, he says to me, "Stay right there, baka. I'll be right back.

"Okay.", I say.

I call out, "Hana-chan, you ok over there?"

"Yeah, but this man is bleeding all over the floor! I think he's sick!", she hollers back on response.

I know damn well why he's bleeding, and she's too young to talk to about that, so I don't answer.

After a moment, Tsundere-kun opens up the curtains.

"Can you please come in here for a minute?", he says, looking incredibly humiliated.

I ask the clerk, "Is it ok?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but rules say~"

"You think he's a family member, or something? We're dating! Why the hell else would I ask him to come!?", Tsundere-kun growls angrily at her.

"Eek! Gomen! I didn't know!", she yells, on the verge of tears.

I look at Tsundere-kun, blushing.

This is the first time he mentioned we were a couple in public.

"Well?", he says, snapping me out of my funk.

"Hai!", I respond, walking in.