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[laughter]

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[man] My real life isn't that interesting,

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that would warrant people
to really want to follow me,

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so I have to put on
an exaggerated... truth.

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I feel like we're living
a South Park episode,

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but it's kind of funny to watch.

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Watch out for bears.

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[bear screams]

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[policeman] Stop!
What the fuck are you doing?

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[man] Let the music take over. Here we go.

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I want the homeless people of New York

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to have the opportunity
to have sick bodies.

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[girl screams]

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[woman] I just got a lot of scratches,
a lot of bruises.

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My nose was fractured because
somebody opened the door on my face.

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[thump]

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[puffs]

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God called me and said,

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"Khaled, embrace your blessings
with this technology."

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Every fan out there,
I feel like we know each other

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for real, and that's like,

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what you call love.

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I have millions of fans coming
while I'm eating,

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and I try to embrace them
even when I'm eating lunch.

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Bless up. Egg whites,

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turkey sausage, lil' wheat toast,
of course water.

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Give thanks to the most high.

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[man] Everyone's hashtag blessed,

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hashtag grateful.

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[man #2] I like to think in some ways,

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that I'm living some sort of, like,
weird perverted dream.

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[sniffs, coughs]

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[man #3]
It's like being introduced to a new drug.

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This drug's awesome,
but it's only been around for a year.

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We don't know what the side effects
are going to be 20 years from now.

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[man #2] I'd like to live in a glass cube
suspended from a crane.

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I'm just down for 24-hour complete access.

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I believe in natural selection.
Nature weeds out the weak.

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My job is to make you
fall in love with me.

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Please welcome DJ Khaled!

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[man] You go to a school
and you ask a bunch of kids, like,

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"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
They say, "Famous."

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Like it's a job.

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Picture time!

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[growls]

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[man] Everyone's a bunch of clones.

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They have the same lips,
the same makeup.

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I'm like, "Do you really want to be

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posting a picture of you
with your boobs out?"

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But it's like,
"Everyone else is doing it!"

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That's how lonely we are,

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that we're going on here
and seeking validation

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from strangers to love us.

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There's this whole thing,
this attention accusation,

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that we're just doing it for attention.

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And my argument is,
"What's wrong with attention?"

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[woman] We have kids
eating laundry detergent,

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so I guess we've evolved.

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Oh, my God!

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When is enough enough?

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[fire whooshes, man screams]

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I don't want to watch kids
lighting themselves on fire.

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That's just... It's crazy.

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Another day at the office.

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[tattoo machine buzzing]

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[woman] What if you woke up tomorrow
and you were a nobody?

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You had no followers,
you had none of that.

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Can you go back to being yourself?

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[overlapping indistinct chatter]

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[woman] When I get up in the morning,
I'll first look on Instagram,

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and then Facebook, Twitter,

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Pinterest, Tumblr, WeChat.

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I have over 50 million followers
on all my social media platforms.

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[girl on Instagram]
Good morning! Buddies!

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I love you.

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I need you, I need you,
I need you right now.

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Hi, Paris. I'm Menuet from Italy.

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[phone message chimes]

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Love you, Paris,
all the way from Australia!

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So many kisses from Spain.

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You are the best pet mom ever.

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You have like 30 pets.

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[man]
You once bought steak for a street dog?

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You are my kind of girl.

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["Lovefool" by The Cardigans playing]

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[Paris] My fans call themselves
the Little Hiltons.

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There are kids from all around the world

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and they all are connected
as this family.

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And all call me mom.

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"Mom" means you are everything to them.

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Good morning, princess.

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Time to get ready!
We have a huge today coming up for us!

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You tagged me on your Instagram,
which is, like, the best thing ever.

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It changed my life as in, like,
everybody else said, the confidence?

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I didn't have it before,
but because of you...

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[Paris] I love my fans
just as much as they love me.

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I feel closer with them
than I do most people that I know.

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It's...

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It's... They're really like my family.

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My parents think I'm crazy.

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They're always like,
"Why do you let them so into your life?

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I can't believe you give them
your phone number.

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You're letting them stay at your house.

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Like what's wrong with you?"

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I'm constantly traveling.

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250 days a year, I'm on a plane
in a different country.

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So it gets really lonely sometimes.

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I've been through so much
in life, and...

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I don't really trust people.

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I've just grown accustomed
to being fucked over.

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With my fans,
I don't feel like that at all.

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There's not a day that goes by
that I'm not either texting, FaceTiming,

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or emailing with my Little Hiltons.

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I can truly be myself around them.

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I know that they're not judging me.

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They're not trying to use me.
They just genuinely love me.

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A lot of these kids come from either

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broken families
or just really strict parents.

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They just pour their heart out
about their problems.

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They say that watching me
go through so much

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really helped them be even stronger.

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I'm always trying to be there for them
and let them know

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it's okay to be them.
It's amazing to watch my fans...

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grow up.

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It's... Because I've known them
since they were little.

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[woman] Paris has influenced me
since I was about 14 years old

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and I was really shy,
I was really fat when I was at school.

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And following her has given me
so much confidence.

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Like I'm really proud to call her my idol
because it feels like she's a saint.

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Why would anyone not love her?
She's perfect.

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♪ Love me, love me ♪

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♪ I know that you need me ♪

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A lot of the little Hiltons
were comparing me to Jesus.

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It's a huge compliment

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that just makes me feel really special.

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Hey, bitches. I'm Paris.
Welcome to my house.

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Come in.

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All this shit was really expensive.

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Oh, my God, c'mere, c'mere.
This is my maid, Consuela.

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- It's Jennifer.
- Whatever. Get out of here.

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These are all my servants.
Hey, bitches! Love you!

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This is my car. Freakin' money.

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That's hot. That's hot.

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That's actually hot.

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["Bang Bang" by Jessie J playing]

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♪ Bang bang all over you
I’ll let you have it ♪

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This is my closet,
where I keep most of my costumes.

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This is my beekeeper, one of my characters
that I first did on Vine.

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He's a beekeeper, but not really.
He's just an alcoholic

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and doesn't have a job.

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What did the beekeeper say to the hooker?

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There better not "bee"
any chlamydia up in there.

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Or like Natalie Nature.

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She was basically, like,
all the people in Los Angeles

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who are, um, vegan and organic.

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Welcome to the dog park!
I love it!

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Look at this dog. I love it.

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Oh, organic! I love it!

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This is my backpack. This is her chain.

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Ghetto Dora the Explorer starter pack.

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Yo, what up? I'm Dora
and you hoes are watchin' Nick Junior.

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[man] You can't say that!

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Bitch, I say what the... I want!

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I would literally go to bed at night,
pass out and I'm like...

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And I would get up and
I would make so many videos,

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just create Vines, Snaps, Instagrams,
just like pump out content.

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I had all this creative energy pent up.

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I just wanted to just fuckin' throw it up,

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and that's what I did.
I threw it up on the world.

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I was just like... This is my soul!

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I'm here with my best friend,
Britney Spears!

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- Brittany Furlan.
- Go to hell.

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This is a woman named Brittany,

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singing the song "Gucci Gucci"
while getting ready to go out.

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♪ Them basic bitches wear that shit
So I don't even bother ♪

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[screams]

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Well, she taped herself doing this.

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Why? I'm not sure, but I'm glad she did.

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Please join me in welcoming
Brittany Furlan!

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[audience cheering]

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[man] Brittany Furlan!

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[cheering, whooping]

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So, you're like a big deal.

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- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

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- No.
- Yeah, you are.

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Okay.

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[Brittany] When you do well,

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and a crowd cheers for you
and, like, loves you,

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oh, it's just the best feeling
in the entire world.

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And it also would feel bad,
sometimes you put up a video

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and it would just get, like, two likes
and you're like, "Oh my God!"

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It's a lot of pressure,
and I don't like letting people down.

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And if they didn't love it,
then I didn't do my job.

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It's the signature Beyoncé photo.

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And I was like, "Oh, my God,
how funny would it be if I do this

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and I'm just, like, sticking
my stomach out and I have a burrito."

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Really push that belly out.

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And this has to come back
a little more.

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Have your left foot
be more straight back.

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There you go.

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And look at the burrito
like you're gonna make love to it.

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I'm a 30-year-old woman
and this is what I'm doing. Pray for me.

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And then, there's like a little thing
on your leg there,

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- get that off.
- Oh, fuck!

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Put your hand back a little bit
so I can see more of your belly.

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Maybe keep your hand straight
and not so much bent like this.

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There you go.

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- You think we got it? Let me see.
- Yeah.

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Okay, so let's line me up.

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This is the kind of things we do
for social media.

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- [man] Done?
- Save image.

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- Is there a burrito emoji?
- There's probably a taco.

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Oh, here's a burrito!

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Done. Okay, I'm gonna post it.

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[man] How many likes did you get?

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Two thousand in five minutes.

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I heard The Fat Jewish did something.

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Oh, my God, he's gonna dominate me.
Are you kidding me?

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Fuckin' 260,000 likes.
I'll never be that popular.

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[camera shutters clicking]

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[male reporter]
And welcome to C-Span's live coverage

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of the 102nd Annual White House
Correspondents' Dinner.

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[reporter #2] And this fellow
I believe here is The Fat Jewish,

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who is an Instagram sensation.

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And I don't know how
he gets his braid to do that.

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That's pretty impressive.

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What's up? My name is Josh.

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People call me The Fat Jew,
or The Fat Jewish.

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Or Jewther Vandross.

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Or Jew Diamond Phillips.

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Fatre Jewing.

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Jewlysses S. Grant.

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The FatJew of Liberty.
Jewsan Sarandon.

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People who do what I do,
which is basically cultural commentary.

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Like, see something, talk about it.

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Like, it's a new kind of art form.

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Everywhere I go, I want people to be like,
"What the fuck?"

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If it makes sense,
I don't want to be there.

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[drill whirring]

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No one on the internet can be normal.

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Everyone on social media
is so extreme, right?

242
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,966
And the more extreme
it gets both ways,

243
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the bigger you know you're getting,
the more traction.

244
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,286
Arianna Huffington invited me

245
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,997
to the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

246
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,833
And then I was at a table with DJ Khaled.

247
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I thought it was gonna be
more politicians and stuff,

248
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,380
but it's all just celebrities,
all hanging out.

249
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So fucking weird.

250
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
And it's like bad Bar Mitzvah food.

251
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
So I took this picture with Obama,

252
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,472
'cause I had, like,
the big hair dildo erection,

253
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
and I was like,
"Yo, when you get out of office,

254
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you should grow a hairection."

255
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,687
And he was like... [laughs]

256
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,273
Like, "Michelle, should I grow this?
This is great."

257
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,483
I think he genuinely thought it was funny,

258
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,028
'cause he was just like,
"Who is this giant mongoloid idiot?"

259
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,077
[birds tweeting]

260
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,289
- [dog barks]
- What up?

261
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
Yes! This is a motherfuckin'
puppy mansion.

262
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,960
It has AC?

263
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,713
I wanna sleep in here.

264
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,006
[dog whines]

265
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,257
Great place!

266
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510
You I know!

267
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,139
You I've seen on the internet.

268
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,681
Fuck yeah!

269
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,269
These dogs, most of these dogs
are more famous than me.

270
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,521
[camera shutter chimes]

271
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,816
Hey!

272
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:42,447
Wow. I mean, this is like,
these are individualized photos.

273
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,158
This is one of the most incredible things
I've ever seen.

274
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,243
This is... [laughs]

275
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,620
this is fucking gorgeous.

276
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,207
It's literally Paris at the last supper

277
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with only important people.

278
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,963
Paris is a straight-up fucking icon.

279
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049
She set the precedent for everyone

280
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,968
who exists in this internet
likes-driven world.

281
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,429
The modern-day ideas of celebrity,

282
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,473
of brands, of marketing,

283
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:13,227
the way that we think about influence...
this was all invented by Paris Hilton.

284
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,857
My entire model for what I do
is what Paris does.

285
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:23,279
But until I have a puppy mansion,
and a painting of myself at a last supper,

286
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,239
I haven't gotten where I need to be.

287
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,326
I would hope to get insanely rich.

288
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,202
I wanna have really traditional stuff
happen to me,

289
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,331
like someone I'm close with
scams me out of money.

290
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:36,501
I wanna develop a serious drug problem.
End up at Passages.

291
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,837
Go through, like, a real turmoil.
You know what I mean?

292
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,714
Like have shit get really crazy,

293
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,217
like, you know, like, hit a paparazzi.

294
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,762
You know what I mean? Like really classic
spiral shit on my way to the top.

295
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
I wanna get, like, genuinely famous,

296
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,308
where, like, I get off a plane in,
like, Serbia

297
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,352
and, like, a woman is, like, crying.
You know?

298
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
Or, like, a man pukes
'cause he's so excited.

299
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,022
[crowd screaming]

300
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,440
That would be super tight.

301
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,026
Thank you.

302
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,751
All right. Check it out, guys.

303
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,003
This weekend I'm going
back out on the road.

304
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,674
Thursday, February 9th,
I'm at the Lost and Found in Toronto.

305
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,344
Friday, February 10th,
I'm at Music nightclub in Calgary,

306
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,266
and Saturday, February 11th,
I'm at Holy Cow in San Francisco.

307
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
- [siren wailing]
- Uh, God.

308
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
This is known as a breathalyzer.

309
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,982
It is possibly the most dangerous thing
I've ever brought out.

310
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,236
You're literally just trying to beat
each other's score until one of you dies.

311
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,990
[crowd hollering, loud music playing]

312
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,368
[woman] A famous photographer named Kirill

313
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,163
was hired to come here
and do what he does best:

314
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,956
take some pictures
and create some hype.

315
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,333
["Shake That" by Eminem playing]

316
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,177
♪ Heard motherfuckers talk
Seen and dropped ♪

317
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,588
♪ If I ain't got a weapon
I'ma pick up a rock ♪

318
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,215
♪ And when I bust yo ass
I'ma continue to rock ♪

319
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,674
[Kirill] When people come
into a club where I'm at,

320
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,803
they know what
they're buying a ticket for.

321
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,849
We brought a waterproof bag for my phone.

322
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,101
He makes us feel sexy.

323
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,604
[man] Kirill had topless girls

324
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,938
viewable from the street,

325
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,649
pouring champagne and whipped cream
all over their bare breasts.

326
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,486
This is not the clientele
we're looking for down here.

327
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,530
♪ Shake that ass for me ♪

328
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,365
♪ Shake that ass for me ♪

329
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
Very respectful.
He'd never force someone to do that.

330
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,371
If they felt like it was degrading
or disgusting,

331
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,125
I feel like they wouldn't come back.
He wouldn't be as popular as he is.

332
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,563
[Kirill] There's no one going
to a nightclub to listen to music.

333
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,173
You're going there to get drunk
and eventually get laid.

334
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,592
You wanna have a good time.
You wanna have a memory.

335
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,720
You wanna have a funny story.
People are kind of drawn to me because

336
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,515
that's what I'm trying to bring
to nightlife.

337
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,643
A nightclub will be like,
in the same way that we book the DJ,

338
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,188
we want to book you.
And I go on my social media like,

339
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,023
"Guys, I'll be at... in this town."

340
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,816
And all the kids from that town

341
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,753
are gonna be like,
"I guess this is where we're going."

342
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,237
[crowd whooping]

343
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,947
I get paid great money

344
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,115
to show the dark corners of life

345
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:16,369
that people might not always be proud of
but it's really what happens though.

346
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,748
The internet's full of people
that are just furious with me.

347
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,293
They look at me like,
"This is demeaning.

348
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
This is not what
our culture should stand for."

349
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,549
We're all hypocrites
afraid of our own urges.

350
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,969
So, we demonize the people
that are free to be able to do this.

351
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,473
Instagram and I
have a very troubled history.

352
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,100
When it first came out,

353
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,478
I was just like, "All right! My name's
gonna be kirillwashere on Instagram."

354
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,107
And I lasted three months
before they kicked me off.

355
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,110
I probably went through
13 Instagram accounts,

356
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:53,030
like kirillionaire, kirillex,
kirillgotmepregnant.

357
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,201
Literally could not think of
any more names for myself on Instagram

358
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:01,455
and then someone's like "slutwhisperer"
and I was, "It's kinda funny."

359
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,249
And I just registered it.

360
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,586
And for some fucked-up reason,

361
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,920
they left me alone.

362
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,380
I know you guys, you're like,

363
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,925
"Kirill, I hope you didn't forget about us
in Chicago this Friday."

364
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,137
No, I didn't!
We're still coming to Chicago!

365
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,972
They verified me. I'm like, "Oh, boy.

366
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,435
They probably did not wanna add
that kinda approval to the shit I do."

367
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149
Whatever I wanna say or express

368
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,276
might not be popular opinion always

369
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
but it's become
more of an extension of me.

370
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158
I'm gonna make the jokes
I really wanna make,

371
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,826
whether it's making fun of Jews,

372
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,369
making fun of abortion...

373
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413
there are no boundaries.

374
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,208
And this is where
I really catch people off guard because

375
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,772
I play the lowest common denominator.

376
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,046
Because that's how you reach
the most amount of people.

377
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,800
We also gotta realize
how many ghost followers I have.

378
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,305
Like, huge names come up to me
and people that are like,

379
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:02,224
"Love you, but I watch you from, like,

380
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,477
someone else's account,
'cause I can't be caught

381
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,271
following an account
named 'slutwhisperer'."

382
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,771
A bunch of girls from
Pretty Little Liars follow me.

383
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,360
I'm like, "Are you out of your mind?"

384
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,820
Like you guys are, like,
cookie-cutter American,

385
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,238
wholesome girls and, like,

386
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,574
what the fuck
are you liking my post about

387
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,785
making fun of fat girls today?

388
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,748
I think people are attracted to the fact
that it's just fun

389
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
and the... Maybe that
they're not willing to do that,

390
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,920
and they're just voyeurs in this little...

391
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,713
thing I've created.

392
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:37,843
We can officially
stop referring to Emily Ratajkowski

393
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,304
as the model
from the "Blurred Lines" video.

394
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,973
The 22-year-old beauty
who caught everyone's attention

395
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,643
in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video
has been crowned

396
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,603
Esquire's Woman of the Year.

397
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,689
It was just a job for me.

398
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,000
I just went into it thinking, like,
"Okay, great. Payday.

399
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,818
Who knows what this will be like?"

400
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,987
And then the internet just started,
like, exploding a little bit

401
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,831
and then I guess
that's when I started to see

402
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,909
people following me
in a way that I hadn't seen before.

403
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,411
It's really empowering.

404
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,831
I look back at actresses
or models 20 years ago.

405
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,959
Everything that they said
was filtered through the media,

406
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,336
and someone who barely knew them.

407
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,048
And now, I have a direct connection
to 15 million people.

408
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:21,137
The control that a woman can have
over her own image is really powerful.

409
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:26,016
We're able to have forums
and ways of posting what you want,

410
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,185
and that's what fourth-wave feminism
is about.

411
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,187
It's about accessibility to technology.

412
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,566
I'm gonna introduce you to fan luv.

413
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,610
- Fan luv!
- [screaming]

414
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070
All they gotta do is say "fan luv"

415
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:42,199
and I automatically say, "Woah!
Stop what I'm doing, that's family!"

416
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,037
[male reporter] DJ Khaled has become
the unlikely King of Snapchat.

417
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,834
Every day, Khaled hilariously chronicles
the minutia of his life.

418
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,544
[whoops]

419
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,755
Can't really rehearse it.

420
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,548
Push the button. Ten seconds.

421
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,551
Talk your talk or show something
that you want to see.

422
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,095
You know what I mean,
and it's just me being me.

423
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,181
In life, you have roadblocks.

424
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,183
The key is to overcome it.

425
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,768
Oh, shit!

426
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,561
Oh, man!

427
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,187
I'm stuck.

428
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106
I am stuck for real.

429
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,488
I am stuck in a tree, in the ocean.

430
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,239
Cut my leg.

431
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,408
The key is don't panic.

432
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,577
[reporter]
He's coined countless catchphrases.

433
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,704
[Khaled] Another one. "Just know."

434
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,414
[reporter] His keys to success.

435
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,249
Right now I'm on ABC Nightline.

436
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,459
Major Key!

437
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,878
It's just something natural
that comes out me.

438
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,464
You know what I'm saying,
it's just who Khaled is.

439
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,715
The Khaledisms.

440
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,675
DJ Khaled!

441
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,929
You know, you hear it in the song
"DJ Khaled!"

442
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,639
And you're like, "Who is this guy?"

443
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
And I think he is brilliant

444
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,937
because he saw this whole thing
with social media happening

445
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,814
before it was even happening.

446
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,443
He utilized his lifestyle
in a way to be like,

447
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:03,155
"I'm going to let people in on my life."
I don't even think DJ Khaled's a persona.

448
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:04,949
I think that that just is who he is.

449
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,327
[Khaled] I used to work at Shoney's
as a bus boy.

450
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,995
I used to sell clothes
out the trunk of my car.

451
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,374
You're looking at 25 years of blood,
sweat, and tears. Actually more.

452
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,919
I just had a vision of being one of the
biggest music moguls in the world.

453
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,045
[lion roars]

454
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,464
I'm like a lion in the jungle.

455
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635
Right now, as we shooting this video,
it went number one record in the country!

456
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,012
DJ Khaled! DJ Khaled!

457
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,391
Being gold, going platinum in a week
so get ready for a new alert!

458
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,562
Before I was at just one city
in a nightclub.

459
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,314
Now I can rip a stage or arena,

460
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,191
or even being in my room

461
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,487
and you can just pick up your phone and
you can show your talents to the world.

462
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,573
[crowd cheering]

463
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,325
Stand-up comedy pre-internet,
that was, like,

464
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,620
11 years of
just languishing on the road.

465
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,414
And then MySpace started

466
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,624
and from there everybody started
booking me.

467
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,252
And literally it was ripple effect
that went across the country.

468
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,504
I was one of the first to do it,

469
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,965
but now with
what people are able to do,

470
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,217
I don't feel like fame is fame anymore.

471
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,553
The kid from the Super Bowl,

472
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,471
who took the selfie
with Justin Timberlake,

473
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,766
he becomes an instant meme,
and is everywhere!

474
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,602
To me, it looked like
you were right there,

475
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,104
but you got yourself there.
You were a few rows back.

476
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,732
Yeah, I pushed through.
I was elbowing people.

477
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,859
[Hailey] It's like instantly,

478
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,570
you could be a recognizable face.

479
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:27,489
"Oh, aren't you that kid from
the Super Bowl that took the selfie?"

480
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,159
Like, it's like, it's just so crazy
how this works.

481
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,744
[Dane] You're famous instantly.

482
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,330
Does that mean you're gonna be
not famous instantly?

483
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
Your screenname could be like,
All Cats Suck.

484
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,877
That's all you post
is shit about, like, ugly cats

485
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837
and suddenly you've got
millions of followers.

486
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,298
[man] Hey, stick 'em up!

487
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,592
[Emily] Everyone can be famous now.

488
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,304
I live this Barbie life
better than Barbie.

489
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,266
I just visited my wife and she said
that I blew up all over Facebook.

490
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,186
[female reporter] Hordes of women
declaring him too sexy for jail.

491
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,229
- My God.
- [man] That's your kind of criminal.

492
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,732
[Emily] Everyone can have a voice
on any subject.

493
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,025
[growls]

494
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:03,943
Damn, Daniel!

495
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:08,322
But in three days, is everyone remembering
that that person said that? I don't know.

496
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,240
Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

497
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:13,953
Andy Warhol talked about it best
before the internet was even a thing.

498
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,621
It is about 15 minutes of fame.

499
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,166
Ow, Charlie!

500
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:20,751
Ow!

501
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,002
[cries]

502
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,886
Look at this.
That must've been your first birthday.

503
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,638
It was 'cause it was my 21st birthday.

504
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,349
- Why have I not seen these?
- Look how conservative I was.

505
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:38,811
Do you have any of the old pictures
of me and Andy Warhol?

506
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,439
I have them somewhere. I will find...
I'm just going through all this stuff.

507
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,608
- Please find them. That would be so epic.
- I know.

508
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,528
You are exactly what he would have loved.

509
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,281
This was the heyday of Studio 54.

510
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,576
And that's Andy
and he's naked behind this.

511
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,065
[Paris] Holding it up like that?

512
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,913
[Kathy] Uh-huh. And then me.

513
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,624
[Paris] I wanna take a picture of that
for Throwback Thursday.

514
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,917
Killing it.

515
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,587
How old were you
when you did the shoot?

516
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,465
Probably 20?

517
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,054
My parents were always
very strict with me.

518
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,515
[man] Look at Paris.

519
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,768
She's getting so gorgeous and tall.

520
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,688
[Paris] I wasn't allowed to go out.

521
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,732
I wasn't allowed to go on dates
or wear makeup.

522
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,860
I was 15 years old
when we moved to New York.

523
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,694
My sister and I...

524
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,866
all a sudden we started being invited
to all these events and parties.

525
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,787
So we kind of really grew up fast,
living in New York.

526
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,665
I just wanted to be known as Paris,

527
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,501
and not be known as
the Hilton Hotel granddaughter.

528
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,629
So I always felt like I needed to break
away from that

529
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,840
and do my own thing.

530
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:54,136
I met David LaChappelle,
who I was obsessed with

531
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,890
because I had seen all of his photos
and just what a genius he was.

532
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,100
And he said, "What is your name?"

533
00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,477
I said, "My name is Paris."

534
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:05,314
He's like, "You're a star.
You're gonna be my muse."

535
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,399
Like Andy Warhol had Edie Sedgwick.

536
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:09,443
I was very young.

537
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:13,489
I was shy. But with David,
I would have fun and dress up and play.

538
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,452
David told me, "Paris, I have an idea.
I wanna shoot you and your sister."

539
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,621
My sister was 15 years old,

540
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
so we lied to my parents

541
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:26,043
and pretended we were going
to our cousin's birthday.

542
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,879
Uh, David and his team flew Nicky out.

543
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,798
We went to

544
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,508
this motel

545
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,761
on La Cienega Boulevard in LA
that's very infamous.

546
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,390
Posing in very risque outfits
with the necklaces that said "Rich."

547
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,393
This other picture, too. Oh, my God.

548
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,771
You might have to blur this.

549
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,149
One of the makeup people
pulled the top down for one second.

550
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,234
I had no clue.

551
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,861
They were pouring water in my hair
and my face.

552
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:53,987
I couldn't see.

553
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,865
And then me in my grandparents' house

554
00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,577
at three or four in the morning.
I thought it was just all for fun, like,

555
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:03,080
"No one's ever gonna see these pictures."

556
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:06,083
And then, all of a sudden,
he called me and he said, "Oh, my God,

557
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,291
I have great news!"

558
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:11,463
I'm like, "What?"
He's like, "Vanity Fair loves our photos."

559
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:16,093
When I opened up the magazine
and saw that, I wanted to...

560
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,010
take him...

561
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,556
and strangle him.

562
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,476
I can't believe that they would do this.

563
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,854
This is not my daughter.

564
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,647
I mean, that's crazy.

565
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:31,525
This picture got me in so much trouble.

566
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,320
Because of that photo shoot,
I was immediately, like,

567
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:37,865
the crazy socialite party girl.

568
00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:39,950
From there, it just kind of blew up.

569
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,251
[man] I moved to Los Angeles

570
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:53,505
kind of around the birth of the
Paris Hilton blueprint for celebrity.

571
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,978
She wasn't an actress,
she wasn't a dancer,

572
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,552
she wasn't a musician.
She was just this, kind of entity

573
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,930
in Hollywood that was everywhere.

574
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,932
Paris, right here, honey.

575
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,142
Open up, open up.

576
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,227
- How ya doing, man?
- I'm good, hi.

577
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,540
Came here to be an actor. Do all that
kind of stuff, kind of got sidetracked

578
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:11,398
as a model.

579
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,901
["Toxic" by Britney Spears playing]

580
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,279
That was one of the first things
that I utilized social media to book.

581
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,799
It was before anyone was doing that,
so people were like,

582
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:22,010
"How the hell did you do that?"
When I told them, they didn't believe me.

583
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,494
I'm probably in that for... six seconds?

584
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,163
Everyone knew who I was.

585
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,916
I was the dude in the Britney Spears video
for a decade.

586
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,128
You want to become
your own entity and brand?

587
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,756
Yeah, I think a lot of people
have been asking me,

588
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,439
"Are you a model?
Or are you an actress?"

589
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,427
[Matthew]
When Emily Ratajkowski went viral,

590
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,180
it was a very different time
from when I did that "Toxic" video.

591
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,266
The difference, being able to be
in the driver's seat yourself

592
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,227
and perpetuate your own attention
that you get,

593
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,437
whereas for me, going back to 2004,

594
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,981
I had to hire a publicist, have an agent

595
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,943
in order to even get
my face and name out there.

596
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,071
But with social media,
everyone thinks they're an influencer.

597
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,407
I started to see everyone else's
self-indulgent bullshit.

598
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,326
I love my butt lifter.

599
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:08,580
I love it because it just gives me
that extra Kim K lift.

600
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,958
[Matthew] And it was such a turn-off

601
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,210
that I was like,
"I don't wanna be a part of this."

602
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,772
It's what I do for a living, I don't wanna
take more pictures of myself.

603
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,464
["Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks playing]

604
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:22,219
♪ Help me, help me, help me sail away ♪

605
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:26,181
I was, like, at this complete black-out
of social media...

606
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,851
where I didn't have anything.

607
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:31,645
So, people couldn't message me.

608
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:35,607
♪ Lazin' on a sunny afternoon ♪

609
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,276
Privacy is dead. [chuckles]

610
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,611
Photographs used to be so personal.

611
00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,323
Now any picture you take
is intended to be shared.

612
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,992
Any photograph that I have,

613
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:48,954
I have to be okay with the idea of it
being out for the entire world to see.

614
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,164
It's a lot of responsibility.

615
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:54,042
A million pictures of you
are everywhere and,

616
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,846
you know, what you put out there,
if you regret it in a couple years,

617
00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,090
it's still gonna be out there.
But, get over it.

618
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,134
You know, that's just the way
the world works now.

619
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:04,469
[birds chirping]

620
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,765
This is so depressing
that this is what I have to do.

621
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,560
Contour my nose 'cause I hate it
and think it's too big

622
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,683
even though everyone's like,
"She's had a nose job!"

623
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,731
I'm like, "Bitch... Bitch, where?"

624
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,566
I want a nose job though.

625
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,943
Cover up my mustache 'cause I'm...

626
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,821
Italian and have one unfortunately.

627
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:26,241
Everyone has little secrets
that no one knows about.

628
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,246
Whoever you grow up with

629
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:34,041
really has such an influence
on the way you do your makeup

630
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,711
because my mom always had makeup on.

631
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,547
Always. She didn't...
like, she put a full face on

632
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,757
like right away.

633
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,217
She never, ever went without makeup.

634
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:50,432
My mom started putting makeup on me
when I was in preschool.

635
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,601
I was like the only little girl
in preschool

636
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,978
who had lipstick and mascara
and blush on.

637
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,648
Oh, Brittany.

638
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,610
Oh, my God! I can't stand it.

639
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,528
[man] Look over here, Brit! Brit!

640
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,367
[Brittany] I am from outside
of Philadelphia.

641
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,452
A little town called Perkasie.

642
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:16,750
I can see it now! Broadway!

643
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,126
I was a theatre kid.

644
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,380
Total nerd.
I always wanted to be an actor.

645
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,091
[man] She was this outgoing kid.

646
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,885
She always wanted to help
make people happy and laugh.

647
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,472
Acting and being funny and...

648
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:34,184
putting on a good face and so on
was her way to escape her life.

649
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,397
[Brittany] I loved it
because I got to be this other person.

650
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,856
I didn't have to be myself.

651
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,653
I got bullied a lot when I was younger
and picked on a lot

652
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,656
I think because I was so outspoken.

653
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,326
At that time, people would
write to Brittany telling her to drop dead

654
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,829
or go kill yourself
or something like that.

655
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,372
And that was rough.

656
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,081
I just hated it.

657
00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,334
I hated every minute of it.
It was hell.

658
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,879
I didn't get asked to
either of my proms because

659
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,590
guys thought I was a lesbian
'cause I was always cracking jokes.

660
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:09,177
And I told my parents
when I turn 17 and graduate high school,

661
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805
I'm going to California
and I'm gonna make shit happen.

662
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,102
Packed my bags, packed up all my
little newspaper articles

663
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,646
where people were like,
"This girl's gonna be a star!

664
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,275
The Perkasie, Pennsylvania Times."

665
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,070
Came out here,
fell for every scam in the book.

666
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,490
I paid $1,800 for head shots.

667
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:34,578
I would scrounge up $600
and pay for a shitty improv class

668
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,456
that the teacher was
in a Geico commercial.

669
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,041
I had no money.
My dad was supporting me.

670
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,461
Every day my parents would call me,
"Come home!

671
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,897
There's no point in you being there!
You don't know anybody!

672
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,841
Get home! You're not gonna
make it happen. Stop."

673
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,177
Literally no one believed in me.
And then I saw Kelly Oxford,

674
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,095
who's a really funny comedian.

675
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,889
I saw her advertise Vine.

676
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,726
It was just, you hold your finger down
on the screen and you record a video,

677
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,853
and it's six seconds,
just little bits of your day.

678
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,771
I was like,
"Oh, let me check this out."

679
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,398
[human screaming]

680
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,026
- Do you like being in the front seat?
- Yeah.

681
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,125
[Brittany] So, I started doing
little sketch videos with my friends

682
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,449
and I started to put them on the Vine.

683
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,075
You know you want this V!

684
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,919
How to hit on guys
the way guys hit on girls.

685
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,748
Hey, baby! I'd like to lick
yo buttcrack sideways!

686
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:23,793
At first, I thought, you know,
"Hey, girl, instead of screwin' around

687
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,298
with this Vine, why don't you look for
some real work to get into?"

688
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:31,259
But it just took off.
It shocked the heck outta me.

689
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,845
My following started growing like crazy!

690
00:33:33,929 --> 00:33:35,597
And it started to just
grow, grow, grow.

691
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:41,811
And I have 4.2 billion...
billion... Vine views.

692
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,232
What I loved about it was that I didn't
need anybody's permission to perform.

693
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,025
I didn't have to audition
for anybody.

694
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,652
I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.

695
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:02,832
[Kirill] My love of Disney started
when I came to America from Russia.

696
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:08,004
I was always, like, a nerdy Jewish
suburban little white kid.

697
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,465
Kind of quiet and shy.

698
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,635
I never was part of the cool kids.

699
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,013
Then when I got to high school
and became more and more immature,

700
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,474
I started doodling some offensive shit.

701
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,268
Making fun of teachers, you know,

702
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,019
just trying to fit in with kids.

703
00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:27,315
And then, you know how the school
puts out, like, "Most likely to succeed"

704
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,959
or whatever that fuckin' horse shit is:

705
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,486
well, on the unofficial list,

706
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:35,407
I was most likely to draw
hidden boners in Disney cartoons.

707
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,371
I went to college to be a Disney animator.

708
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,915
And then I kind of
fell out of love with it.

709
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:48,211
I need instant gratification
and animation just takes too long.

710
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,755
So I was like, "Fuck it.
I'm leaving college."

711
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,095
At this time, I was, like,
falling in love with stand-up.

712
00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:01,057
Every show I went to, I would, like,
save the little playbills they had.

713
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,060
This guy, 2003.

714
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,439
Here's when you know
you're officially drunk right here.

715
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:10,900
When you get into a taxicab,
and you think the fare is the time.

716
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,612
[laughter]

717
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,324
Oh my God, it's 25 past 24.
Holy shit.

718
00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:21,119
[Kirill] The way these people think,
the way they look at the world.

719
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,079
I was like, "This is really amazing."

720
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,831
[comic] It's funny though.

721
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,559
When someone gets racial
with you when you're white,

722
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,853
you're not allowed to get racial back,
you know what I mean?

723
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:31,921
So, it's kinda like awkward.
The dude's goin' at you, "White boy!

724
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,214
You cracka!"

725
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,175
You're like, "Yeah, you stupid jerk."

726
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,469
[Kirill] My mom was very scared.

727
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:40,192
The way I was starting to think
and the way I was starting to talk.

728
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:44,434
She was like, "I feel like these people
are taking you in a very dark place."

729
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,145
Never let a woman
put a condom on you, okay?

730
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,480
Do it yourself.

731
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,815
'Cause when a lady does it,
it can be embarrassing.

732
00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,902
It's like, "Oh, look,
there's still more room!"

733
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,153
[laughter]

734
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,531
I learned how to speak to people
and make them laugh.

735
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,036
I used to spend
seven days a week in a comedy club

736
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,330
and I actually never got sick of it.

737
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,457
I wanted to be indispensable
to these people,

738
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:10,043
so I would shoot them,
be like, "Here's some photos."

739
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,712
And that's when I fell in love with it.

740
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,798
This doesn't feel like a job,

741
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,467
but I'm making money doing it.

742
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:22,555
This was like crazy moment
seeing Robin on stage at Carolines.

743
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:24,766
This is one of my favorites,

744
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
Aziz and Kanye backstage
at our comedy club.

745
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,145
When was the last time
you saw Kanye smile?

746
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,147
This is a photo I took of Nas.

747
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,191
I put these photos online the next day.

748
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,987
Within two hours, his team and Def Jam
hit me and they're like,

749
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,871
"Take these off the site.
We're buying these."

750
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,950
And that became
my relationship with Nas.

751
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,661
They trusted me from that moment
to shoot everything for him.

752
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,123
This is the photo to this day
on Apple Music.

753
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,543
And Nas' world opened up to me
where I got to shoot

754
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,545
some of the craziest
legendary artists.

755
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,548
Uh. Iconic photo. Bieber.

756
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,212
This is me tryin' to be
a little bit of a fame whore,

757
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,052
"Okay, this'll get me a lot of love."

758
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,430
I wasn't really taking
Pulitzer Prize-winning photos.

759
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,473
I just wanted to take fun party photos,

760
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,059
and then add that humor
that I was taught.

761
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,605
This is a girl on crystal meth
running through the desert.

762
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:16,484
Oh, here's a chick passed out
underneath the fuckin' table at a party.

763
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,403
At least she's got her shoes on, right?

764
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:20,071
I was shooting
a lot of these parties

765
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,283
and we started pouring champagne in
girls' mouths 'cause it'd be a cool photo.

766
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,744
And then I think at some point,
I got nudged and I missed

767
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,829
and I hit her face,
but the camera went off.

768
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,872
I was like, "This is kind of a cool
photo." Like the way it hits your face.

769
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,501
And I put up, like, the best 50 photos.

770
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,336
Within 24 hours, it exploded.

771
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297
I remember a bunch of sites
picked it up,

772
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,650
and I remember walking
through a nightclub two days later,

773
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,926
and these two girls at the bar are like,

774
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,553
"Oh, shit, that's Kirill.

775
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,823
I wonder if we're gonna get
a champagne facial tonight."

776
00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:49,851
And I was like, "Whoa. Okay,
this is bigger than I thought it was."

777
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,645
And then I got sucked in the night life,

778
00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:55,398
and part of me wishes I didn't,

779
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:58,276
but that's the foundation of
what everything is now.

780
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,529
Before it got all
fuckin' slutty and gross.

781
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:07,303
[Josh] Breaking into
the modeling world is not easy.

782
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,329
Obviously, I don't have a 60-pack

783
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:11,873
and, like, deep,
V-shaped dick lines,

784
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
so it's hard for me
to get into that scene.

785
00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:17,170
Also, the plus-size scene is
not exactly my thing either.

786
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,757
I think they should rename the genre.
You know, just like, "Sturdy men."

787
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,301
Or like "thick, thick fellas."

788
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,847
I was, like, always super performative.

789
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,476
Growing up in New York,
I was a child actor.

790
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,728
I booked a Hershey's commercial.

791
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,480
I was on fire.

792
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,358
I showed up to school with a jean jacket
with the collar popped

793
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,193
and was basically just like,
"Daddy's home."

794
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,487
'Cause kids were seeing this commercial,

795
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:45,156
and then I never got anything after that.

796
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,034
My dad was like, "Get a fucking job."

797
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,410
And I was like, "I'm 12."

798
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,704
Let's talk about
where it started to go bad.

799
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,165
- All the masturbation.
- I was basically,

800
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,918
"Get out of my room, Dad!
You don't understand me!"

801
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:59,379
Like, "Don't try to make me
a better person!"

802
00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,923
I know but you were screwing a pillow
at the time.

803
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,635
I have to blame you for my,
you know, small penis.

804
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,762
No, that's your mother's side
of the family.

805
00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:12,600
My brother is an amateur bodybuilder
who works at the Pentagon.

806
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:15,979
This dude is like, you know, I mean
he looks... he looks like a freak.

807
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:16,980
Fantastic.

808
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,623
Oh, you think he looks fantastic.
See, I think he looks deformed,

809
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,942
like he's too big.

810
00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:24,988
Yeah. He makes up for
everything you fucked up.

811
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,201
New York City in the summer
is brutally hot.

812
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,537
A lot of people like to beat the heat.
Whatever.

813
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,748
You know what I like to do?
Cover a slip & slide with nacho cheese

814
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,084
right into a kiddie pool
filled with marinara.

815
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,673
Back in the day, you definitely
couldn't be an internet star.

816
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,885
I was in AOL chat rooms wreaking havoc

817
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,429
because the internet was the internet.
It was so pure.

818
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,930
There were no influencers.

819
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,099
You would do dumb shit
for your friends

820
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,602
before there was any business
of social media.

821
00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:58,563
I was putting on a diaper and running
down the streets of New York

822
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:00,773
literally just to make 25 people laugh.

823
00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,236
My dad tells his friends
that I'm an adult entertainer,

824
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,530
which is not the right thing.

825
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:10,014
That's wrong, but he doesn't...
I don't know what to call it!

826
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,160
[laughter]

827
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,918
So, I had friends who would
bring me to things,

828
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,666
and corporate people were like,
"Please don't bring your fat friend

829
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,127
to, like, our Sony influencers dinner."

830
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:26,466
But, all of a sudden, I have, like,
8.5 million teens screaming on my page.

831
00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:30,219
I got my new wine.
Uh, Old Asian Woman Merlot.

832
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,055
I'm going to put my ass
in a bunch of food.

833
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,473
While you're working for food,

834
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,308
I'm gonna fucking sit in food.

835
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,436
[Josh] Once they realized
the millennials were into it,

836
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,079
all of a sudden the corporate people
were like, "What about you?"

837
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:44,067
Everybody was just reaching out to me
wanting to do ads,

838
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,362
like Procter & Gamble,
Benefit Cosmetics, Pizza Hut.

839
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,072
Perfect!

840
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,755
[Matthew] Someone like the Fat Jew,
he'll get written a check from

841
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:55,912
the shoe company and then he will be told
at eleven o'clock on Thursday morning,

842
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
you need to post a picture of yourself

843
00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,417
sitting at this pool
with your feet up with these shoes on.

844
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,753
You need to use these hashtags

845
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:07,799
post it at this time, and then that's
a quote-unquote "organic post."

846
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,885
Life is amazing. You can live smooth.

847
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,388
Imma go casual. D. Wade Hublot.

848
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,974
I post a lot of things
that I genuinely just like.

849
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,893
And I've gotten in trouble
with my agent before being, like,

850
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,479
"Why would you post this?!
You can get paid for doing this!"

851
00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:25,358
[Emily] Being able to do
a little paid post here and there

852
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,653
has brought me a lot of power in choosing
what movie roles I want.

853
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,739
[Hailey] I went into a show fitting
the other day, and they had

854
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,701
a bunch of girls' photos next to
each other with little post-its on it

855
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,620
with everybody's Instagram follower count.

856
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:40,289
I have definitely lost jobs

857
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:43,042
to girls who had
more followers than I did.

858
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,379
The modeling industry itself
is very harsh

859
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
and not easy to be successful in,

860
00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,802
and there's girls that're getting
that recognition overnight

861
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,220
because of an app.

862
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:55,999
[Khaled] You can't be a dinosaur.

863
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,766
You have to be with time
or ahead of time,

864
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,353
so if it's Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter...

865
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
There's so many tools.

866
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,400
So when I see it, I'm already like,
"Oh, is this new?"

867
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,403
I want to know it right away
and I want to master it

868
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,196
and I want to be ahead of it.

869
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,740
♪ You better work, bitch ♪

870
00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,867
[reporter] They are the newest stars
of Hollywood.

871
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,495
Bach and internet sensation Amanda Cerny.

872
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,330
Oh, money's good.

873
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,790
How do you define good money?

874
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,834
I can retire if I wanted to.

875
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:27,503
- Off of six-second videos?
- Yeah.

876
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,424
Let's make it rain
on Hollywood Boulevard.

877
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,721
There's deals in the millions
on social media.

878
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,891
When the TV's on, usually people
walk away for commercials.

879
00:42:39,974 --> 00:42:42,435
And then in our videos,
we have millions of people

880
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,811
that are seeing this content.

881
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:48,858
My rate on Instagram is
$50,000 currently for a post.

882
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:55,239
[Hailey] The most I've made off
of a single post is $150,000.

883
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:59,118
I've heard of people making
one million dollars off of one photo.

884
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:02,163
[Josh] I gave away $10,000 recently.

885
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,457
I just, like, sat in an empty office

886
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,602
in an office building,
and put on my Instagram, like,

887
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:08,961
"First person to ring the buzzer
gets the money."

888
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,129
- Hi.
- What's up?

889
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:13,424
Oh, God, please make it rain money
right now...

890
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:26,646
[Paris] A lot of these kids are starting
so young, that they don't even know

891
00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:29,524
so many things that are gonna
haunt them later in life.

892
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:34,195
They don't realize that something they do
right now is going to be out forever.

893
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,699
[narrator] What do these friends
have in common besides fame?

894
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:42,829
They're giving up their plush lifestyle
to live on a farm.

895
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,788
[cow moos]

896
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,915
[Paris] Well,
I'd never seen any reality show

897
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,167
before I got offered to do
The Simple Life.

898
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:51,629
♪ Miss Hilton
You must be worth a trillion bucks ♪

899
00:43:52,547 --> 00:43:54,382
[Paris]
That show was the first of its kind.

900
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,051
It definitely invented
a new type of celebrity.

901
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,886
What is that?

902
00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,054
[girl] It's a new belt.

903
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,932
[Paris] After that show aired,
my manager told me,

904
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,268
"Entertainment Tonight just called.

905
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,688
They have 30 seconds of you
with your ex-boyfriend

906
00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:09,814
having sex."

907
00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,359
[man] I love you and could I please
take off your pants?

908
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,944
[laughter]

909
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:19,991
Literally overnight,
my entire life changed.

910
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,579
An illicit sex tape starring Paris Hilton
hit the internet this week.

911
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,181
[Paris] It was all over
every news station,

912
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:28,166
every single talk show host...

913
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,168
everyone was making fun of it.

914
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:34,255
It's the first time that the words
"Paris Hilton" and "job"

915
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,299
have ever been used in a sentence.

916
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:38,092
It was insane.

917
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,178
[indistinct clamoring]

918
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,929
[man] Oh, behave, people, behave.

919
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,307
Watch out, guys.

920
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,812
I didn't leave my house for,
like, months.

921
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:52,440
I was so embarrassed. I felt like...

922
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,026
everyone on the street
was laughing at me.

923
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:57,068
I couldn't...

924
00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:01,866
I literally could not walk on the street
because I felt like every single person

925
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,285
had watched it
and seen me naked and...

926
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,495
was talking behind my back.

927
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,665
It was like being raped.

928
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,249
Felt like...

929
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:14,253
I've lost part of my soul.

930
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,092
And... been talked about
in such cruel and mean ways.

931
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,481
I literally wanted to die
at some points.

932
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,084
I was like, "I just don't wanna live."

933
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,277
'Cause I thought everything was
taken away from me.

934
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,697
Like I didn't wanna be known as that.

935
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,246
I would never be who I could have been.

936
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,132
[sighs] Home sweet home.

937
00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,762
Every time I get onto a stage,

938
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,681
I'm swiftly reminded,

939
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:10,101
this is the raw, real shit right here.

940
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,435
You get up here,

941
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,896
and you fucking perform your heart out.

942
00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:16,357
♪ Got a clue, what you doing? ♪

943
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,068
♪ You can play brand new
To all the other chicks out here ♪

944
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,736
♪ But I know what you are ♪

945
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:21,862
♪ Lollipop ♪

946
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,072
You're on a high.

947
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,950
You feel like the most powerful,

948
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,744
coolest person in the entire world.

949
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,415
♪ Never you, baby
Womanizer, womanizer ♪

950
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,251
Hi, I'm Brittany
and welcome to One Vine Life!

951
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:38,129
I guess I enjoyed Vine so much because

952
00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,173
it was getting that same feeling
except in a digital form.

953
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:44,427
I would be performing on Vine
and doing these characters,

954
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,554
and the likes was like
the audience clapping.

955
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,239
It was like the same thing and
as soon as I saw something getting

956
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,100
100,000 likes in, like, a half an hour,

957
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,519
you knew that you were doing
something great.

958
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,730
And it felt good.
And it was, like, an addiction.

959
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:58,024
Wow, this is amazing!

960
00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,402
I was the number one viner at one point,
which is insane.

961
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,529
Hey, yo, Martha,
holla at me sometime.

962
00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,114
Okay.

963
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:06,741
[hollers]

964
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,868
And my friend, Bach,
I got him on Vine.

965
00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:11,495
- Hey, young ma, let me get yo number!
- What the...

966
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,247
Let me get yo numba.

967
00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,333
[Brittany] And then he passed me.

968
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,210
He became number one.

969
00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,341
Damn, boy!

970
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:27,762
[Brittany] And then Lele Pons...
She did it right, because you know what?

971
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,057
She didn't play into any stereotypes,
she didn't do any characters,

972
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,769
she was herself.
And she did, like, physical comedy.

973
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:35,895
[man] Shit!

974
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:38,147
[Brittany] She blew up
and then she passed me.

975
00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:41,108
And I was kinda frustrated
because I was like,

976
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,902
"I worked so hard and blah, blah, blah,

977
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,821
and these people are growing faster
than I am and whatever."

978
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,533
And I was getting so much hate just for,
you know, the character work.

979
00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:51,619
Can you find the crackhead?

980
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,580
A lot younger audience started
coming onto Vine,

981
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,333
and they were like, "Oh, that's racist."

982
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,253
- Hey.
- Hello, my friend.

983
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,589
Welcome to my Uber.
Some gum? Some mints?

984
00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:05,383
Water? Some tuna?

985
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,676
I was getting messages every day.

986
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,513
Just people saying really mean shit.

987
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,100
"Brittany Furlan's like
the whore of Vine."

988
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,644
"Brittany Furlan's ugly as f..."

989
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:22,942
"Brittany Furlan is annoying and not funny
and has weak ass clapbacks."

990
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,987
There's an Instagram page called
Brittany Furlan's thumb,

991
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,532
because people think I have weird thumbs.

992
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,616
[blows raspberry]

993
00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,035
You know, people will
tear you apart

994
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:35,913
and if you're not strong,
it'll just rip through your soul.

995
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,542
And then people will be like,
"Oh, you don't get as many likes as Bach."

996
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,335
Like, "You need to get your likes up."

997
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,587
How about I try liking myself?

998
00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,799
That'll be actually a challenge.

999
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,059
[Paris]
I have definitely felt broken in my life.

1000
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
But I always come back with resilience.

1001
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,690
I'm a strong...

1002
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:06,444
girl... woman. [chuckles]

1003
00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:12,032
♪ I love Paris in the springtime ♪

1004
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,455
♪ I love Paris in the fall ♪

1005
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,833
[Matthew] We relish, as a society,
in celebrity meltdown.

1006
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:24,378
We love seeing the people that we think
have everything get destroyed.

1007
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,965
But, you know, she basically got out
before any of that happened.

1008
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:30,384
[reporter] So now she's back at it again

1009
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,305
washing her Bentley
while eating a Carl's Junior burger.

1010
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,265
That video triggered a viral sensation.

1011
00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,976
[Paris] It actually was too hot for TV,

1012
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,396
and they wouldn't even let them play it
during the Super Bowl.

1013
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:45,191
A lot of people were
contacting Carl's Junior

1014
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:46,984
and saying, "This is way too sexy."

1015
00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:52,031
Oh my God, like,
I've created a monster. [chuckles]

1016
00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:58,078
♪ I love Paris in the winter
When it drizzles ♪

1017
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:01,749
♪ I love Paris in the summer
When it sizzles ♪

1018
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,628
[Paris] But I also knew
I could parlay that

1019
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,796
into a huge business and a brand.

1020
00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,843
She literally was the blueprint
for the Kardashians.

1021
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,388
[Kim] Everything's got to be clean,

1022
00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:18,140
crisp and tasty.

1023
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,602
[reporter] The salad
was specifically chosen for the ad

1024
00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,230
because Kardashian had
a fitness DVD out at the time,

1025
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:27,274
and wanted to eat something
that would be more in line with her brand.

1026
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,609
But at the end of the day,

1027
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,445
Carl's Junior uses sex to sell their food.

1028
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,823
[Josh] Don't ever forget
that Kim Kardashian

1029
00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,909
was Paris Hilton's intern.

1030
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,331
I think it's pretty clear
who invented the entire game,

1031
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:45,334
who, like, navigated us
into a new world.

1032
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,545
[bird cawing]

1033
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,214
[Kirill]
I really didn't come here to work.

1034
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,302
- Are you kidding me?
- This is nice...

1035
00:50:57,012 --> 00:51:00,057
for son and dad working together, right?

1036
00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,659
Alright, are you going to
open the fence?

1037
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,398
I swear to God.
No matter what you accomplish in life,

1038
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,650
you're still your parents' child
in the end.

1039
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,443
You gotta be their little slave.

1040
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,115
I wonder if Paris still vacuums the house.

1041
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,784
A guy's asking me for advice.

1042
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,370
He says, "I'm dating a girl
who wants to try anal.

1043
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:25,291
But I've never done it before.
Do you have any tips?"

1044
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,252
And I said, "Yeah, make sure she lubes up
the strap-on properly

1045
00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,420
and bite the pillow."

1046
00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:35,634
I'm the first person in the family
not to graduate college.

1047
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:39,138
I literally stopped going to class,
didn't tell my parents

1048
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,391
'cause they would've murdered me,
even forged my transcripts

1049
00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,892
for an entire semester.

1050
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:46,770
My mom still gets emotional about that,

1051
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,689
because she just wants that degree.

1052
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,150
[mother] I was devastated.

1053
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:55,321
He was trying to convince me
that it's not the end of the world...

1054
00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:58,324
which, for me, kind of was.

1055
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,152
[Kirill] I always feel bad...

1056
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:04,288
I constantly have this crazy anxiety
when I'm alone that...

1057
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,915
I didn't accomplish enough
because I'm like,

1058
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:10,961
they gave up their youth to come to
a better place for their children,

1059
00:52:11,045 --> 00:52:13,088
and this is all they have
to show for it.

1060
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,883
I'm like their receipt
for coming to America.

1061
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:20,054
[father] When we landed here,
I didn't speak English at all.

1062
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,139
So, naturally, he was a waiter.

1063
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,725
Waiter slash busboy.

1064
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:29,730
[mother]
The American dream is changing nowadays.

1065
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:31,440
When we were coming here

1066
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,027
American dream was mainly
material things, like,

1067
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,990
we would say,
"Oh, family, house in suburbs."

1068
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
And I think this new generation,

1069
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:47,206
their definition of success in a dream
is different.

1070
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,667
So, this girl wrote to me.

1071
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:52,961
You can see by her photo, a little fat.

1072
00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,798
So, she wrote,
"You're a misogynistic scum

1073
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
and I'm thrilled you weren't able

1074
00:52:57,633 --> 00:53:01,470
to throw one of your sexist, small-dick,
loser parties in this country.

1075
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:05,391
Stay in Vegas, you ugly slime ball,
rape culture enthusiast."

1076
00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,519
And I was, like, trying to f...
and this is my response,

1077
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,523
"For decades, marine biologists have been
trying to communicate with whales

1078
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,274
and they never bothered to consult me

1079
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,360
and how I have successfully
been doing it."

1080
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,528
[father laughs]

1081
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,115
Nothing? Come on,
it's such a good fat joke.

1082
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,198
[laughter]

1083
00:53:23,492 --> 00:53:27,121
[mother] We didn't know
exactly what he was doing.

1084
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:30,708
The party, we went once

1085
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,626
last year for my birthday.

1086
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,712
[father] He threw her the party.

1087
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:38,590
- Oh, it was fun.
- It was just like walking in a cave.

1088
00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,384
Not knowing
what's going on over there.

1089
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,637
- And then we just...
- [mother] Relaxed.

1090
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,223
...relaxed and we're having good time.

1091
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,892
[loud electronic music playing]

1092
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,027
This is our "Kirill was here" display.

1093
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,531
He never was a troublemaker.

1094
00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,201
He's polite, well-rounded.

1095
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:10,789
What he does has no reflection on him
as a person.

1096
00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,500
It's his professional job.

1097
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,380
If he is an actor, and he's portraying
a criminal, somebody bad,

1098
00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,924
you don't reflect it on the actor himself.

1099
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,596
It's really something unique
and he did something out of nothing.

1100
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:28,140
And did it all by himself.

1101
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,787
[Larry King]
What do you think it is about you, Paris,

1102
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,539
that everybody follows you around?

1103
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,834
Photographers, paparazzi. Why you?

1104
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,212
I have no idea.

1105
00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,380
I'm just living my life.

1106
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,344
You don't call them up and say,
"I'm going down to Third Street tomorrow.

1107
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,802
- Be there."
- No, actually,

1108
00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:07,638
from the moment I wake up
to the moment I go to sleep,

1109
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,307
they're outside my house,
following me all day long.

1110
00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:22,194
When I was growing up, I was obsessed
with Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot

1111
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,530
and all these beautiful icons.

1112
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:26,949
And always wanted to be like them.

1113
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,494
This is called the Paparazzi Machine.

1114
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,038
I practice in front of it.

1115
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:35,749
No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

1116
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,793
I think I've had enough practice
over the years.

1117
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,754
[paparazzi] Hello. Can we get
a couple fashion pictures, please?

1118
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,008
- My outfit's awful.
- Oh no, you look beautiful. You're a doll.

1119
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:48,095
[Paris] Back when I was a teenager,
there was no social media.

1120
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,389
I was just like this young girl,

1121
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:54,643
a socialite, going to parties,
getting in trouble,

1122
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,813
and living my life

1123
00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:02,985
and basically turned it
into a phenomenon.

1124
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,924
[Matthew] When I first moved to LA,
people had baseball hats on,

1125
00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:11,159
totally dressed down,
didn't want any attention whatsoever.

1126
00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,954
A few years later,
Paris kind of started

1127
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:17,040
the "How to get famous
in 100 days" blueprint,

1128
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,751
which was call the paparazzi,

1129
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,505
expose as much of your private life
as you possibly can.

1130
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,609
- [paparazzi] Paris, did you hit Lindsay?
- Ask her, she's right there.

1131
00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,093
Lindsay, tell them the truth.

1132
00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:29,928
[Matthew] And you're off to the races.

1133
00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,348
[security guard]
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

1134
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,349
- Shit!
- Watch out.

1135
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:37,019
- [Paris] Bye, guys.
- How does it feel with all the flashes?

1136
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,438
- Lot of light.
- Thank you, Paris!

1137
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:45,277
It is weird, because sometimes
I will just hear clicks and flashes,

1138
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,987
even when they're not happening.

1139
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,363
Just over the years,

1140
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,617
especially if I'm at Cannes
or somewhere like that,

1141
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,369
even when I'm walking in my hotel room
when there's no one,

1142
00:56:54,453 --> 00:56:57,581
I'll hear, like, this noise.

1143
00:56:57,664 --> 00:56:59,750
[multiple shutters clicking]

1144
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,833
Just forever.

1145
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,839
I used to go out every single night,

1146
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,091
and I lived for it.

1147
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:11,637
Now I just do not give a shit.

1148
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:14,139
I'm just, like, over it.

1149
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:17,225
[Katie Couric] You a big pedicure guy?

1150
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,869
Yeah, I like to make sure that
I'm looking terrible at all times,

1151
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,563
but I like my feet to be perfect.

1152
00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,440
- Yeah.
- I think what really makes

1153
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,734
- the Fat Jewish the Fat Jewish...
- Right.

1154
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,152
...is the captions.

1155
00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,862
How do you come up
with these captions?

1156
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:31,215
How did George Washington found America?
Know what I mean?

1157
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:34,034
How did whoever painted
the Sistine Chapel do that?

1158
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,803
- Michelangelo? Was that who that was?
- Yes.

1159
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:37,747
- Whatever. Yeah, it just is.
- It's just a gift.

1160
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,500
We begin with a scandal
that is rocking the internet.

1161
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:44,086
[woman] A social media star
being called out for plagiarism.

1162
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,675
[man] He's basically taking
other people's memes

1163
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:49,967
and he was posting them on Instagram
like he thought of them.

1164
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:51,843
[Dane Cook] His Instagram bio even reads,

1165
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:55,430
"United States Creative Director
of Internet Curatorial Affairs."

1166
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,182
This is my collection of comedy.

1167
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,685
This is a fine tweet from 2015.

1168
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,478
Great year, great year for tweets.

1169
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:05,273
[Dane] Okay, you're getting millions of
followers, but off other people's work.

1170
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,985
It used to be
they had to come see you,

1171
00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:09,695
steal it from you at the club.

1172
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:11,738
Now, somebody just sees you post it...

1173
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,616
you know, screen capture, puts it up,

1174
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,118
changes maybe one or two words,

1175
00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,078
and so now it's like take it
till you make it.

1176
00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,957
[reporter] He's going out of his way
to screengrab and cut out the credit.

1177
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,585
[male reporter] And then making money,
signing with a talent agency,

1178
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,589
- he signed with a Hollywood talent agency.
- Yeah, a modeling contract...

1179
00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:29,923
I can't even pay my rent,

1180
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,051
and this guy just got signed
a Comedy Central deal,

1181
00:58:33,135 --> 00:58:34,428
a book...

1182
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:35,887
[man] He's being a fucking dick,

1183
00:58:35,971 --> 00:58:37,597
and he's probably a piece of crap.

1184
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,766
[commentator]
The rest of the comic community

1185
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,560
was so angry over it.

1186
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,311
So Comedy Central has decided

1187
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,690
to put their plans to work with him
on hold indefinitely.

1188
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:50,068
There are now thousands of other accounts
that engage in similar practices,

1189
00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,612
but the reason why we blew up
on the Fat Jew

1190
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,865
was because he was
the best at stealing.

1191
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:55,948
[thump]

1192
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,201
[Josh] I was basically the first to do it,

1193
00:58:58,285 --> 00:59:00,412
and people figured out
you can make money off of it.

1194
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,748
And now it's a huge thing.
Lots of kids do it.

1195
00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:06,376
I have an army of interns,
who actually get college credit.

1196
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,420
They're getting great life experience
out of this.

1197
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,715
I love how democratizing the internet is.

1198
00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:13,842
It doesn't scare me at all.

1199
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:17,179
As far as plagiarism goes,
I think it's always been happening.

1200
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,433
Think about how many politicians are using
the same recycled language

1201
00:59:21,516 --> 00:59:22,976
about morality and about family.

1202
00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:26,730
It's really dangerous
for people to start limiting

1203
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,150
and saying, like, "That doesn't count
for comedy," or "That's not original."

1204
00:59:30,776 --> 00:59:33,153
[Josh] Older people,
who aren't of the internet,

1205
00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,906
view IP and material one way,

1206
00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:38,366
and younger kids view it
a different way.

1207
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,827
And the two are interacting
on a daily basis

1208
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:42,370
in one giant, messy forum.

1209
00:59:42,454 --> 00:59:44,539
It was an argument that
needed to be had.

1210
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,124
It was fucking brewing so hard.

1211
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,002
It needed a face
and they put the face on me.

1212
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:52,881
Josh understands why the people
who created the original posts

1213
00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:54,841
that he plays with on Instagram
are upset.

1214
00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:57,219
He says he will never post something
without credit again.

1215
00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:00,347
Any time someone says,
"Hey, that was my thing!"

1216
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:01,722
Automatic credit.

1217
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,935
Now... on a four-eyes basis,
man-to-man...

1218
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,311
Yup.

1219
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,731
What are the chances what you've just
given me is just a blizzard of bullshit?

1220
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:10,815
[laughs]

1221
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,612
You can't do what I do
and be thin-skinned.

1222
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:18,198
Otherwise it will fuck you up.

1223
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,707
[female reporter] It looks like Vine's
six seconds of fame are over.

1224
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:30,168
The company announced
on Thursday, October 27th

1225
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,130
that it will be shutting down operations
in the coming months.

1226
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,133
[Brittany] Now I feel like
I'm back to square one.

1227
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,846
And I'm just trying to do
regular acting again,

1228
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,430
but it's really hard.

1229
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:44,558
Welcome to Seinfeld.

1230
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,560
Oh yay! Okay, and where
do I get changed?

1231
01:00:46,935 --> 01:00:48,228
Right over there.

1232
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,147
I get changed in that thing?

1233
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,607
Guys, I'm A-list, okay?

1234
01:00:52,691 --> 01:00:54,067
This is big stuff here.

1235
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,195
I went out for a couple shows.
I didn't book anything.

1236
01:00:57,571 --> 01:01:01,908
I go in on these auditions, and people
don't really wanna take you seriously

1237
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,203
'cause they're like,
"Oh, I saw that video of you, where, like,

1238
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,247
your dog stuck its mouth
in your mouth.

1239
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,792
That was hilarious. Sorry, you're reading
for this role? Sorry? What?"

1240
01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:14,337
And then they don't wanna...
they don't see you as an actor

1241
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:16,524
and I'm like, "No, no! I've done,
thousands of plays!"

1242
01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,693
They're like, "Oh no, no! That's cool.
What about that video

1243
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,094
where your dog farted
in your mouth? That was good."

1244
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,139
Now it's like...

1245
01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,766
Yeah, I'm that Vine girl.

1246
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,562
[Kirill] A couple hit me up,
like a guy and a girl.

1247
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:32,146
I texted them.

1248
01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,607
Let's hope they show up.

1249
01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:39,279
- What's up, buddy? Kirill.
- What's up, man?

1250
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:40,715
- Dakota. How are you?
- How are ya?

1251
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,407
- This is Alexis.
- How are ya? Kirill.

1252
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,909
- Who's getting tattooed?
- Both.

1253
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:44,868
What are you thinking?

1254
01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:47,597
I'm thinking literally what you write,
what you do with the sharpie?

1255
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,623
I usually write "slutwhisperer."

1256
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:53,210
But I think that's a terrible thing
to put on someone's body, honestly.

1257
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:56,046
- Okay.
- Unless, you're cool with it?

1258
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,851
I mean, that's what we thought
it would be.

1259
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,650
- Fine, let's do it.
- I don't want Kirill on my ass.

1260
01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,074
[Kirill] So let's do slutwhisperer.

1261
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,846
I haven't even fucking written this sober
in God knows how long.

1262
01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,558
[tattoo machine buzzing]

1263
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,647
- Is this your first couples' tattoo?
- First couples' butt cheek tattoo. Yeah.

1264
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,482
And you guys have been together
how long?

1265
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,565
Like officially?

1266
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,571
Ten days? Obviously you guys
are gonna be together forever.

1267
01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:24,282
Like, this could be
a thing you tell your grandkids one day.

1268
01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,284
I better get an invite to the wedding.

1269
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,491
[girl] Yeah, it looks good.

1270
01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:31,539
[laughs]

1271
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,983
Just get a little closer together.

1272
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:34,292
Perfect.

1273
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,096
- You guys coming to the party?
- Fuck yeah.

1274
01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,505
It's America's future right there.

1275
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:42,342
You think that relationship's gonna last?
Ten days they've been together.

1276
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:44,094
Nineteen and 21 years old.

1277
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:49,474
It's weird seeing someone just, like,
really into me, like that. You know?

1278
01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,277
It's the slut whisperer!

1279
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,610
What up?

1280
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,782
Technically, you're not supposed to
blow into this, until 20 minutes after

1281
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,425
your last drink, because you have
so much alcohol on your breath,

1282
01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,662
it'll literally register,
like, you're dead.

1283
01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:13,331
- What up!
- Oh, girlies!

1284
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,582
- Hi, guys!
- Oh, wow.

1285
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,501
- I brought you a present.
- Thank you.

1286
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,004
- Got some Jamo.
- We know you're a what.

1287
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,839
They know how to make my dick soft.

1288
01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:24,384
I got over 250 DMs
the first time we hung out

1289
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,887
because you said I bleached my butthole
and put my Instagram name.

1290
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,932
[Kirill]
There's just so many girls at the parties.

1291
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:32,976
They're like, "Oh!"
You already know, like, "Okay.

1292
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
She's going to want to have sex with me."

1293
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:38,942
I'm gonna wanna have sex with her.
We might as well have already done it.

1294
01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:41,442
It's just fun.

1295
01:03:41,860 --> 01:03:45,238
You get to hit someone with a hard dick.
It'll knock their teeth out.

1296
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,157
This girl that I met at a party,

1297
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,993
we're having sex, and she just stops
and looks at me,

1298
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,746
"You know, I've never fucked
a celebrity before."

1299
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:56,791
And I just, literally, never wanted
to die more in my life than that moment.

1300
01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,668
It's just so, like, how...

1301
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:02,464
like that's your existence.
Like that's a goal.

1302
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:05,884
And me, of all people, like,
"Honey, you think..."

1303
01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:10,472
Then to realize you're just as guilty
as everybody else.

1304
01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,141
I will shit all over all these girls
that're like, "Oh, my God,

1305
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,602
celebrity blah, blah."
And then they fuck me for the story,

1306
01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:16,895
but I do the same thing.

1307
01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:18,438
So, I'm just as guilty.

1308
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:23,568
I don't like being alone, I've realized.
I just don't.

1309
01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:26,931
I'm one of those people that I constantly
would like to have a friend on the couch.

1310
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,824
'Cause I don't like to be
alone with my thoughts.

1311
01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:31,868
I think I go into, like, dark places.

1312
01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,499
All these people love you
when you go out,

1313
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,605
and then you go home to your hotel room
and you're just like...

1314
01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,421
dreading the next city you gotta go to.

1315
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,223
You think any grown man
of 33 years old

1316
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,986
is doing this somewhere else
on the planet?

1317
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:02,065
It's difficult when you have
five nights of partying in a row

1318
01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,818
and you have to get on an airplane,
go across the country.

1319
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,071
And then give people the same energy.

1320
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,532
Every night.

1321
01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,371
It's strenuous to have
any real relationship with someone.

1322
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,665
I want a family.

1323
01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835
I don't know if I'll be married
in five years,

1324
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,629
but, yeah, I don't wanna be
that guy that's, like,

1325
01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:26,131
that people feel sad for.

1326
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,859
Even though they don't, 'cause they're
like, "Oh, you live the crazy life!"

1327
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,363
But they don't realize that I look
at their lives and I'm like,

1328
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:33,096
"That's kinda cool, too.

1329
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,889
That you, like, built something.

1330
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,559
Like I haven't built, like, shit."

1331
01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:42,689
You know? Like, outside of this world.

1332
01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:44,566
[groans]

1333
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,152
That's why I can't go to bed sober.

1334
01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:51,531
'Cause I just sit there and think about
all this shit and argue with myself.

1335
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:54,033
I have to be, like,
really exhausted to fall asleep.

1336
01:06:03,501 --> 01:06:06,101
[Matthew] The end game for these people,
I think, is gonna be sad.

1337
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,673
They're in the spotlight,
but when it's done,

1338
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:12,552
it's done and they're not equipped to do
anything else in life. Where do you go?

1339
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,054
So, you're getting paid
however many thousands of dollars

1340
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:18,016
to show up and pour champagne
on some chick's boobs,

1341
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,476
but what happens when you're 50

1342
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,978
and no one wants you pouring champagne
anywhere on them?

1343
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,480
Or even, like, breathing on them?

1344
01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,191
All hail the slut whisperer.

1345
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,445
[Matthew] Everything on the internet
is eternal. These are the images

1346
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,656
that are burned in our brain,
so for you to recreate yourself,

1347
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,824
it's very difficult.

1348
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:38,203
[Josh] Unless you are Paris Hilton,
you can't just reinvent yourself.

1349
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:42,916
She set the bar so low
in terms of, like, what people thought

1350
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,239
that she was capable of
and then it was like, "Oh my God!

1351
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:49,214
I accidentally started
15 perfume lines in Dubai."

1352
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,424
Can you horrify my viewers now?

1353
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,179
Tell them how much the last fragrance,
16th, Dazzle,

1354
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,889
how much it took in sales?

1355
01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,017
I have 19 different product lines.
Dog clothes,

1356
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,478
haircare, makeup...

1357
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,190
sunglasses, handbags,

1358
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,817
clothing, fragrances.

1359
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:14,405
Every product you can think of, I make.

1360
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,199
Oh my God, you collected all of them?

1361
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,408
Look at that.

1362
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,452
There you go. Okay?

1363
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,121
Let's try another one.

1364
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,831
[laughter]

1365
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,376
Hit me. Oh wow.

1366
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,099
- How good is that smell?
- That shit's...

1367
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,980
[Josh] You think you understand
what she's doing,

1368
01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,724
and then she'll become a DJ
and you're like,

1369
01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,841
"Oh, groan, she's gonna become a DJ."

1370
01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:38,263
Next thing you know, she's DJing
on a floating zero-gravity stage

1371
01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,432
for the Sultan of Brunei and
his three thousand falcons.

1372
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268
One, two...

1373
01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:45,603
Okay, we are live.

1374
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,189
It's me, the queen Paris Hilton. Yup.

1375
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,399
[laughter]

1376
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,795
- [Josh] Turn up the clea...
- Sorry. I just came out with my new, uh,

1377
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,404
Paris Hilton push-up bra line.

1378
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:56,531
So before we mention
our other project...

1379
01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:58,676
- Right, let's talk about...
- ...I'm mentioning this one.

1380
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,536
- Let's talk about phenomenal cleavage.
- And yeah, they're real.

1381
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,872
[laughter] Also they're real. Um...

1382
01:08:04,956 --> 01:08:07,834
Okay, we, uh, we're here today...
today is special.

1383
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,752
Today is, like, a big... it's a big day

1384
01:08:09,836 --> 01:08:11,836
because we've been working on this
for a long time.

1385
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:15,091
I've been up on fake news for years.
You know, creating fake news stories,

1386
01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:16,843
running them onto Twitter, and, like,

1387
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,054
basically seeing how they actually play
into the real world,

1388
01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:23,057
was something that I feel proud
to have somewhat pioneered.

1389
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:25,727
And that went for everything to products,
I remember, um,

1390
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:27,895
a bunch of years ago
I invented a Louboutin shoe

1391
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:29,397
that was made of dehydrated kale.

1392
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399
And I got someone
at Huffington Post to run it

1393
01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,402
and, you know, this site
and that site to run it.

1394
01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:36,088
Next thing you know, Louboutin's getting
hundreds of calls from people,

1395
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,032
being like, "Where can we buy
the fucking dehydrated kale shoe?"

1396
01:08:39,324 --> 01:08:42,493
And that was straight-up fake news.
I can immediately call,

1397
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:46,623
you know, somebody I knew at whatever site
I knew had traffic and say,

1398
01:08:46,706 --> 01:08:50,168
"This is funny. Wink wink. I want
you on the inside. Don't tell anybody."

1399
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,087
And run a story about
how I'm getting breast implants.

1400
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,091
It doesn't matter whether I'm ever gonna
get them or not. It just becomes reality.

1401
01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,844
The internet and real life
are like careening towa...

1402
01:08:59,927 --> 01:09:02,597
This is the internet. This is reality.

1403
01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,475
They were just, like,
careening towards each other

1404
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,809
to become one.

1405
01:09:07,727 --> 01:09:10,563
When I met Paris, I started thinking,
"What can we do that's, like,

1406
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:13,149
you know, not too ridiculous
and over-the-top that, like,

1407
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,067
you know, like...

1408
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,152
we can really fool people
and troll them and,

1409
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,987
get people to think
that it's fucking true.”

1410
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,907
Look at all of these baby DJs.

1411
01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,283
This is a huge market now.

1412
01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,536
[record scratches]

1413
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,540
Paris is a sick DJ and, like,
does parties in Ibiza for children.

1414
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,377
So, like, a lot of this
actually makes sense.

1415
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,004
Okay, we've been working on this
for a long time.

1416
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:37,340
- You must know child DJs.
- I actually do.

1417
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:40,551
There are a lot of baby DJs now,

1418
01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:43,096
but here's the thing,
no one has anything to wear.

1419
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,972
Like, look,
this kid's having a great time.

1420
01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,183
There are kinda, like,
lasers coming out of his hands,

1421
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,726
but look at your man's outfit.

1422
01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:50,812
Who knows what kinda options
you have to go party?

1423
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,939
You haven't had that many, until now.

1424
01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:57,360
Bottle Service. Bottle Service is a line
of clothing and accessories

1425
01:09:57,443 --> 01:10:00,279
for these baby DJs and for these kids
who are going to parties.

1426
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:03,282
"Fuck milk, gimmie bass."

1427
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:04,575
Fire.

1428
01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:07,078
This one is an homage
to really all the women...

1429
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,247
who have slept with Diplo.

1430
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:12,625
Who else is doing this?
No one. No one.

1431
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,253
- Peace out.
- Bottle Service.

1432
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,505
So we just did an Instagram Live,

1433
01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,634
and 2.72 million people tuned in.

1434
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:24,929
Someone just tweeted a "yaaas"
at both of us that has,

1435
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,683
I'm not kidding you, 95 S's.

1436
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,604
It's just like, "Yaassssssss."

1437
01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:35,273
[laughter]

1438
01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:38,693
The comments are just fucking popping.
There're literally thousands of comments.

1439
01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,236
"Will you ship to Taipei?"

1440
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:42,363
Someone said they want ten of them.

1441
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:43,906
- The bottles.
- Ten bottles...

1442
01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:46,301
But they said they don't have a baby.
They want it for themselves.

1443
01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,577
[Josh laughs]

1444
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,328
- That's so...
- That's so dope.

1445
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:52,516
- Like, people going to clubs with bottles.
- They're definitely in Germany. Yeah.

1446
01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:55,060
They're like, "We love"...
Yeah, 'cause German people are, like,

1447
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,644
breast-feeding each other
in nightclubs.

1448
01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,897
And they're definitely...
with baby bottles and diapers.

1449
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,047
We gotta do diapers.

1450
01:11:00,798 --> 01:11:02,592
Glow-in-the-dark diapers?!

1451
01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,512
["Turn You On" by Paris Hilton playing]

1452
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,200
What's crazy about this is not only
can we tell people that we're doing this

1453
01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,020
and actually fool them and get stories
written from credible places that, like,

1454
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,898
won't do any research
and will just believe it 'cause we say it,

1455
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,776
but also, there's a very real chance

1456
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,819
that people start
demanding this product,

1457
01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:24,383
and that we actually need to
start producing it and selling it.

1458
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,865
Is the website up?

1459
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,343
- The website's up...
- But what if people are gonna make orders

1460
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:30,745
and it's gonna be fake,
and they're gonna say we're a scam.

1461
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:31,829
That'd be dope.

1462
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,247
No, we'll make more...

1463
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:34,373
[laughter]

1464
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,336
I feel real good about this project.

1465
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,421
Once you sign off, it's a go.

1466
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:43,508
I talked to the attorneys.
I've talked to your lawyer.

1467
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:47,094
We got your royalties.
I'm grateful for you working with me.

1468
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,679
[Jimmy Kimmel] He is four months old,

1469
01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,641
and he is the executive producer
of this song?

1470
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,143
Yes, he's in the studio,
listening to the songs with me,

1471
01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:57,021
going over if the beats are right,
if the energy's right.

1472
01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,984
If he's not in the studio
while we're recording,

1473
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,084
I FaceTime him and put him
on the phone with an artist.

1474
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:04,278
Thank you for executive producing
my album, I appreciate that.

1475
01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,364
My son is the executive producer,

1476
01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,616
not only of this song with me,
Beyoncé and Jay-Z,

1477
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,076
but also my new album,

1478
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,845
top ten record in the country
in three weeks,

1479
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:14,163
- soon to be number one.
- [audience whooping]

1480
01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,706
We're on your album, buddy.

1481
01:12:15,790 --> 01:12:16,999
Thank you for having me!

1482
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,334
I love you!

1483
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,879
You a don. You a icon. You a legend.

1484
01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,715
Yo, that's a shot, boy! That's a shot!

1485
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,973
I just keep building my brand,
We The Best.

1486
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:35,434
Know what I'm saying?
"We The Best" is not just a name.

1487
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,145
You know what I'm saying?
It's just not a cool thing to say.

1488
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,313
It's a lifestyle.

1489
01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,774
Asahd, you have lights on your rims?!

1490
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,818
And you got all these sneakers?!

1491
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,153
Yes, you got the new Jordans?

1492
01:12:46,237 --> 01:12:48,573
Make sure there's a short enough sleeve
for his Rolex.

1493
01:12:48,739 --> 01:12:50,533
[woman]
These moments on Snapchat, though.

1494
01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:52,827
I'm sure he's not just giving them.

1495
01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:58,124
Um, are good business for Khaled.
But where do you stop?

1496
01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,543
I am a hustler.

1497
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:02,920
To this day, I'm still hustling.

1498
01:13:03,129 --> 01:13:04,881
You know what I'm saying.
When I say hustle,

1499
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:08,843
you know, everything I do,
whatever it takes to survive.

1500
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:15,641
[Kirill] Saturday night, I slept an hour.
Sunday, I slept two hours,

1501
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,518
and then Monday, I slept four.

1502
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:18,686
And then I posted that...

1503
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,647
I wanted to kill myself at the time.

1504
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,377
A lot of people were hitting me up.
They're like,

1505
01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,754
"Don't kill yourself yet.
I still have yet to party with you."

1506
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,989
I'm like, "Thanks. You really care
about my well-being."

1507
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,616
It's really just a self-centered...

1508
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:34,659
"I just wanna get drunk with Kirill
one time. Then, you can kill yourself."

1509
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,114
They don't even talk to you.

1510
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:38,205
They're just like,
"Oh, can I get on the Snapchat?"

1511
01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:40,207
That's when you feel like a zoo animal.

1512
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:42,528
They don't really care about you.

1513
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,171
[birds chirping]

1514
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:51,886
[rattling]

1515
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:56,349
I feel like we're royalty over here.

1516
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,059
Did you just give the butler
the day off?

1517
01:13:58,142 --> 01:13:58,976
What is this for?

1518
01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:02,229
[mother] So you can hold it.
It seems like you don't know what to do.

1519
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,458
I don't know what I'm doing
'cause I've never done this before.

1520
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,318
- I normally don't do this with you.
- You lay down.

1521
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,781
- You're gonna be 33 in a couple of weeks.
- Fuckin' old man.

1522
01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,325
You know, people definitely change.

1523
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:17,244
Obviously everything is
in your power to...

1524
01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,746
But it's not easy.

1525
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,790
You probably have to make
some kind of sacri...

1526
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,875
- Some drastic shit.
- And some sacrifice,

1527
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,087
because I don't know this lifestyle...

1528
01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,008
Applying this crazy brain to something...
creative again.

1529
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,552
- So it depends, what are you thinking?
- I don't know.

1530
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,680
I don't know, but I'm just...

1531
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:37,717
trying to figure it all out.

1532
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,767
- It's life. It's only one time.
- Yeah.

1533
01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:41,770
- You're not gonna get another life...
- Exactly.

1534
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,271
...so this is...
and I want grandkids, too.

1535
01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,899
So I want a family.

1536
01:14:47,108 --> 01:14:48,108
What?

1537
01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:51,779
[chuckles]
What... I won't... What is it, did I say?

1538
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,532
I mean, a lot of my friends already have

1539
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,369
one, two, some more grandkids.
I would love, uh...

1540
01:14:58,452 --> 01:14:59,662
You got the dog for now.

1541
01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,998
I know I have a dog,
but I would love to be grandma

1542
01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,916
who is still functioning.

1543
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,002
I'd like to be a dad
who's still functioning.

1544
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,880
- You okay?
- I don't think I can work another year.

1545
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,137
You're so exhausted?
Come home, maybe take a break.

1546
01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,097
Maybe figure out what you wanna...

1547
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,975
It's a bad thing
you don't wanna go sight-seeing.

1548
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,477
You could go and travel
and see places.

1549
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,647
I don't wanna go alone.
I need to find a girl first to do it with.

1550
01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:33,070
I just hate everyone. I just hate people.

1551
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:37,533
You'll figure it out.

1552
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,119
- Can you stay?
- I can't.

1553
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,080
- Can you stay overnight?
- I can't, Ma. Not today.

1554
01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:45,875
[speaking Russian]

1555
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,669
[in Russian] Goodbye. Kisses.

1556
01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:50,588
Call me when you get home.

1557
01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:51,922
I will.

1558
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:02,433
[Brittany]
I remember being 16 and thinking,

1559
01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:04,518
"I can't wait till I'm 30,

1560
01:16:04,852 --> 01:16:07,730
because then I will feel differently."

1561
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,900
I fuckin' hate my life.

1562
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,362
Mommy, will you sing me a lullaby
before I go to sleep?

1563
01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,448
Oh, I know, okay, ready?

1564
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,243
♪ I don't fuck with you ♪

1565
01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:25,039
♪ You little stupid ass bitch
I ain't fuckin' with you ♪

1566
01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:26,892
♪ I got a million trillion things... ♪

1567
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:30,669
All right, well, never mind, Mom.
I think I'm just gonna listen to the rain.

1568
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,671
All right, I love you. Good night.

1569
01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:36,467
Hey, guys. This is my mom. Say hi!

1570
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,593
Hi!

1571
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,596
Yeah, who gives a shit?
Yup, nobody cares.

1572
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:44,308
I always used to ask my dad,
"Why did you marry Mom?"

1573
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,104
'Cause it seemed, like,
my whole childhood, I'm telling you,

1574
01:16:48,187 --> 01:16:50,773
I never saw a moment of
when my parents were, like,

1575
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:52,566
hugging or loving to each other.

1576
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,818
Not one moment.

1577
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,571
My parents got divorced
when I was six.

1578
01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:01,117
My dad didn't fight with my mom,
my mom fought with my dad.

1579
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,720
Oh, my God, this was when my Mom
was a witch on Halloween,

1580
01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:06,464
but this is what my Mom would
literally look like when she was angry.

1581
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:12,044
One time my parents got in a fight
and I came downstairs,

1582
01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,255
and my mom had a knife,

1583
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:17,091
and was chasing my dad
around the kitchen table with a knife.

1584
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,385
And she kept telling me
to go upstairs,

1585
01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:23,347
so that I wouldn't see anything
and my dad kept telling me to go upstairs.

1586
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,227
But, I just stayed...
I just stood there 'cause I was like,

1587
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:31,480
"No, you're not gonna kill Dad.
I'm not gonna let you kill Dad.

1588
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:33,315
You know, right in front of me."

1589
01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,611
[father] It was scary.

1590
01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,156
There were times where
she couldn't breathe.

1591
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:41,615
She would be holding her chest,

1592
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:45,286
so I took her over to the hospital
and they would check her out and say,

1593
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,371
"She's just having anxiety."

1594
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:51,750
It would happen at least
maybe once a week.

1595
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:55,129
For a while, I would take her
to the hospital no matter what.

1596
01:17:55,629 --> 01:17:58,632
And then, at some point
in high school, you know,

1597
01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:01,802
I got a call from the school nurse
and told me that, you know,

1598
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:05,264
they wanted to see me
because my daughter was hurting herself.

1599
01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,309
[Brittany] I started self-mutilating.

1600
01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:11,020
No one knew that about me.

1601
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:13,439
I would wear long sleeves
in the summer time,

1602
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,149
so no one could see anything.

1603
01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:19,111
I just wanted to die, but I didn't have
enough strength to do it.

1604
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:24,200
And they committed me to a hospital
because of my cuts.

1605
01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,077
I was like, "Please just let me die."

1606
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,289
It was the worst experience
of my entire life.

1607
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:33,977
[father] She used to wake up
in the middle of the night, screaming

1608
01:18:34,001 --> 01:18:35,961
about something coming
to take her away.

1609
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,881
Which was her greatest fear,
was to be all alone.

1610
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
It was just Brittany and I
for a number of years,

1611
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,096
and when she saw me
getting serious with this girl,

1612
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:49,183
um, with my current wife,
I think it scared her.

1613
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:52,102
That, you know,
she was gonna be left again.

1614
01:18:54,188 --> 01:18:57,942
[Brittany] I don't have anybody that's,
like, gonna stay through everything.

1615
01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,071
Someone who will be there...

1616
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:05,741
forever. Or like...

1617
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:11,205
you know, yeah, be there forever.

1618
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,508
I don't have anyone but myself...

1619
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:24,634
you know.

1620
01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:30,891
[music box lullaby playing]

1621
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,479
[Paris' mother]
Remember this? The mice on a pillow.

1622
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
[Paris] So cute.

1623
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,819
- I remember these very well.
- Mm-hmm.

1624
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,286
- [Paris] These dolls are scary.
- Why? You loved them!

1625
01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,413
You should take
the nets off all of them at least.

1626
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:55,207
No, I don't want to ruin...
I kept the tags. Everything.

1627
01:19:55,499 --> 01:19:57,710
- Oh.
- [mother laughs]

1628
01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,461
Isn't this cute?

1629
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,924
Nicky has all the Porthault bedding
and all of that

1630
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,552
for her baby at her place in New York.

1631
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,015
Well, don't give her everything.

1632
01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,350
- I'm not, honey.
- Save some for me.

1633
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,643
And this...

1634
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,105
we had a pink one and a blue one.
We weren't sure.

1635
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,190
- For who?
- For you.

1636
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:25,237
[Paris] Yes, I've built a big empire
and a huge business, but...

1637
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:27,780
I don't know.

1638
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,285
Sometimes I'm like,
"Do I even want to do this anymore?"

1639
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:36,206
Like, I see all my friends
who are not in the industry and they...

1640
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,669
now have two or three kids
and they're so happy and they just...

1641
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,589
they don't go out,
they're just with their families,

1642
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
and that is what makes them happy.

1643
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:51,096
They're not at red carpets in Ibiza
and at Ultra and Coachella, and like...

1644
01:20:51,597 --> 01:20:53,891
I literally have FOMO
if I am not at something.

1645
01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:57,770
Like, I cannot miss anything.
It's like a sickness. [chuckles]

1646
01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:02,691
It wasn't until recently
that I started really thinking about it.

1647
01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:06,195
Because before, I just always
lived in this bubble.

1648
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
The whole reality show world,
or that whole industry...

1649
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:10,657
You don't really grow up.

1650
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:14,203
You're almost, like,
stuck in this character.

1651
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:18,457
I'm a 21-year-old for the past...

1652
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:20,334
two decades.

1653
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,882
It's just all part of an image
and a brand and...

1654
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,342
being a product.

1655
01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:30,302
It's like Groundhog Day.

1656
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,679
Everything I do is just...

1657
01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,057
the same shit, different day.

1658
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:39,770
I know sometimes I just wanna chill
and not have to leave my house,

1659
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,315
and just not worry about it
and be normal.

1660
01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:46,068
I would love to have
my own clones.

1661
01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,404
I can send one to China...

1662
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,616
and I could be at home safe,
away from

1663
01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,576
all this other bullshit.

1664
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:56,744
'Cause it's just...

1665
01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,499
It's not real life at all.

1666
01:22:01,625 --> 01:22:03,335
[ship horn blares]

1667
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,590
Yeah, daddy!

1668
01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:11,301
[cheering]

1669
01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,846
Today's the pink party.
It's kind of like Diddy's white party,

1670
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,890
except just better. It's just filled with
a million ridiculous people.

1671
01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,687
[electronic music playing]

1672
01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,774
[woman] This is Ali. He's your body man.

1673
01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,293
- OK.
- You're gonna stick with Josh.

1674
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,902
People tend to touch him a lot.

1675
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,672
- He'll holler...
- I'm almost always OK with it.

1676
01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,781
- Yes grope, no grope.
- Yes grope, no grope. Right.

1677
01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:33,907
It's touch and go.

1678
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,681
This White Girl rosé thing was
supposed to be kind of a joke.

1679
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,624
There was a rosé shortage
in the Hamptons, two summers ago.

1680
01:22:42,708 --> 01:22:44,668
The New York Post was like,
"Rosé shortage!"

1681
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,253
Like, "People are freaking out!"

1682
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,756
Like, people were, like, hoarding bottles,
into underground silos.

1683
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,680
So, our whole platform was like,
"Never again."

1684
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:52,759
Like, "Not on our watch."

1685
01:22:53,594 --> 01:22:55,345
We were gonna make
10,000 bottles of it,

1686
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:57,469
and we were gonna sell it to
women from the Hamptons

1687
01:22:57,514 --> 01:23:00,559
with rock-hard breast implants.
It was gonna be funny for Instagram.

1688
01:23:01,643 --> 01:23:03,562
And then it really turned
into a real thing.

1689
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,023
It, like, resonated
on the real cultural level.

1690
01:23:06,857 --> 01:23:09,002
For younger people,
if you're gonna drink, like, vodka,

1691
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,170
you know what brand you want.

1692
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,955
You walk into a store and you say,
"I want Tito's. I want Grey Goose."

1693
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,698
I know what I drink.

1694
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,910
But when it came to wine,
specifically with rosé at the time,

1695
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,536
no one could name a rosé.

1696
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:23,081
There was no wine that had
any kind of a fun voice.

1697
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,045
We gave people the rosé that they wanted
and the rosé that they deserved.

1698
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,755
I drink White Girl rosé.
I'm very much drinking it,

1699
01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,007
and I'm allowed to say that now
because I'm 21.

1700
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:35,469
White Girl rosé is the most photographed
bottle in the history of Instagram.

1701
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:37,429
And a bottle of alcohol.
Any type of alcohol.

1702
01:23:38,138 --> 01:23:41,517
I don't unscrew the hairection at night,
put it down and listen to NPR,

1703
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,810
and be like,
"Ah, long day as the Fat Jew."

1704
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,855
I'm into other stuff
that people didn't know that I was about

1705
01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,900
and one of them was actually
building business.

1706
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:53,570
Pampering is the key to youth, Josh.

1707
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:57,783
When I'm feeling low,
I just spray my face with rose mist spray.

1708
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,868
I do the exact same thing.

1709
01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,330
I mist myself with rosé. All day long.

1710
01:24:03,413 --> 01:24:04,957
Josh, that's fucking rosé.

1711
01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:06,959
It works though. I'm telling you.

1712
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,378
- I'm gonna put it in my mouth.
- Oh, this is nice.

1713
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:13,507
- Yes, bitch.
- Yes, bitch.

1714
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:16,426
The internet's fucking fickle.
Every day they want something new.

1715
01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,554
It's a mob that demands new things.

1716
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:20,305
That's just how we are now.

1717
01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,474
We're just like, "What's hot?
Someone make me laugh.

1718
01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:23,850
Somebody do something awesome.

1719
01:24:23,934 --> 01:24:25,394
Somebody be fucking crazy.

1720
01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:28,564
Someone impress me." And, there was only
so long that I'd be the guy who

1721
01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:31,334
could be able to do that. There was
gonna be someone to come and take my spot.

1722
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:33,336
So, I had to get something...
You know what I mean?

1723
01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,130
I had to create something that I'd be able
to walk away with it, because

1724
01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,156
my level of self-awareness
was high enough

1725
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,200
to know that in three years,
this wouldn't matter.

1726
01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:43,370
We just partnered with Anheuser-Busch.

1727
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,414
At this point, by distribution point,

1728
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,833
we're the best-selling canned rosé
in America.

1729
01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,296
This'll really allow it to blanket
now the whole entire country.

1730
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,715
I am the embodiment
of the new American Dream.

1731
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,300
I'm the CEO of a wine company.

1732
01:24:56,383 --> 01:24:58,260
And look, I'm not obnoxious about it.

1733
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:01,430
People think that the whole thing
just kind of fell into my lap.

1734
01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:03,223
To be honest with you,
I don't really care.

1735
01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:06,351
At the end of the day,
I'm doing better than most of them.

1736
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,895
The age of the
digital influencer is, like, it's...

1737
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,772
I'm telling you,
it's gonna fucking crash.

1738
01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,443
Is that better?

1739
01:25:14,526 --> 01:25:17,029
Okay, so, for those of you that follow me,

1740
01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,906
I'm in Calabasas right now.
What the fuck? Like...

1741
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,844
I went from being the most
depressed piece of shit in the world

1742
01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,994
to being super hap...

1743
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,330
I'm checking to see
if my boyfriend's coming.

1744
01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:28,707
To being, like, super fucking happy.

1745
01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:31,598
[male reporter]
In unexpected couple news,

1746
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:35,422
bad boy musician Tommy Lee is apparently
hooking up with former Vine star

1747
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:36,715
Brittany Furlan.

1748
01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:39,217
[camera shutters clicking]

1749
01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:43,847
Cameras caught the possible couple kissing
in Calabasas, California, last week.

1750
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:48,060
Of course, before that,
he was married to Heather Locklear,

1751
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,771
and Pamela Anderson,
with whom he shares two sons.

1752
01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,691
Thirty-year-old Brittany wrapped her arms
around 53-year-old Tommy's neck,

1753
01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:57,027
as he grabbed on to her backside.

1754
01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:01,073
[music playing]

1755
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:12,876
[Tommy Lee] I've been following her
for years on Vine.

1756
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:19,091
I was like, "She is so fuckin' funny,
and stupid and cute and beautiful."

1757
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,969
Mom, I want you to meet
my new boyfriend. This is Tommy.

1758
01:26:23,053 --> 01:26:26,473
Oh, honey, I'm so glad to meet
your boyfriend, Tommy Lee Jo...

1759
01:26:26,556 --> 01:26:29,559
This guy's not Tommy Lee Jones!
Who is this guy?

1760
01:26:29,643 --> 01:26:32,205
He looks like a gang member! Is he
in a gang? Is he gonna get us killed?

1761
01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,189
No, Mom, he's a musician.
He makes music.

1762
01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:35,816
I mean, I guess it's not so bad.

1763
01:26:35,899 --> 01:26:39,319
You just got the little nipply ding-dongs
and some tattoos.

1764
01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,946
I guess I can let it go.

1765
01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:42,989
Well, my dick is pierced too.

1766
01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,074
[record scratch]

1767
01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:48,286
It's just crazy because
I've never been in such a, like...

1768
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:54,501
positive fucking creative environment
in my whole life.

1769
01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:01,508
I don't know why people think
that they have the right to say things

1770
01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,301
about someone else's relationship.

1771
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,306
I literally lost 100,000 followers
on Instagram.

1772
01:27:09,099 --> 01:27:11,143
People were just like,
"Oh, my God, you changed!"

1773
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,104
I'm like, "No, I didn't change.
Like, I just don't care."

1774
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:19,693
I stopped basing my happiness
on what other people thought of me.

1775
01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,988
I met someone who I trust

1776
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,532
because I didn't trust anybody
that I've dated before.

1777
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,703
I'd say Tommy is my first true love,

1778
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,747
and I'm finally safe and happy.

1779
01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:33,457
- Hold on.
- Do I have a booger?

1780
01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,751
- I think you have a little boogie.
- No!

1781
01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:37,878
- Baby, are you serious?
- Hold on. Yes.

1782
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,005
- No! Oh, God!
- It's right there.

1783
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:42,299
- Are you serious? You serious?
- Yes, hold it.

1784
01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:46,011
No! Are you serious right now?
You're pulling a booger out of my nose.

1785
01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,388
Ew!

1786
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:50,265
- You ate it!
- Yum.

1787
01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,186
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

1788
01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:07,157
I'm still drunk.

1789
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,494
I'm gonna throw up.

1790
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:12,161
[coughs]

1791
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,206
Oh, God.

1792
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:16,541
I've been spitting blood
in the morning.

1793
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,545
Sometimes, I just spit
and I'll be like, "Oh, that's blood."

1794
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:24,049
Half my face went numb
and I thought I was dying.

1795
01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:26,176
Head was pounding.

1796
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,678
I black out a lot.

1797
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,306
Don't remember a lot of my nights.

1798
01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:33,809
I did a lot of shots.

1799
01:28:34,559 --> 01:28:35,727
Don't remember leaving.

1800
01:28:37,896 --> 01:28:39,356
I don't remember getting here.

1801
01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,901
I don't know what happened... at all.

1802
01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:48,448
[electronic music playing, screaming]

1803
01:28:53,370 --> 01:28:55,997
It's like punching a wall.
All your anger just comes out.

1804
01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:59,459
I can't talk to people when I'm sober,
because I hate them

1805
01:28:59,543 --> 01:29:01,336
and especially when they're drunk.

1806
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,219
Ever talk to a drunk person
when you're sober?

1807
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:06,466
You just wanna kill yourself.
So, I have to get on their level.

1808
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:10,428
Plenty of times I've wanted to
give up, be like, "I don't want to

1809
01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:14,015
be viewed as this piece of shit
misogynist " but I was like, " Look...

1810
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,269
I do this 'cause this is all I can do."

1811
01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,645
I have to pay my rent.

1812
01:29:20,897 --> 01:29:24,150
I've always had that
weird ability to be...

1813
01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:28,238
a lovable asshole.

1814
01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:32,701
You can argue it's degrading.

1815
01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:36,788
You can argue that we're having fun.

1816
01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:38,248
That is poopy water!

1817
01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:41,877
But we're animals. Just because
we're at the top of the food chain

1818
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,962
does not make us not animals.

1819
01:29:47,090 --> 01:29:49,259
Slutwhisperer has taken over me.

1820
01:29:50,510 --> 01:29:54,180
I think over time I've found a way
to have a split personality.

1821
01:29:57,934 --> 01:29:59,519
Everyone gets old and ugly one day.

1822
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:05,025
You can just fuckin' drop dead
at any moment.

1823
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:13,366
I've been losing more followers lately...

1824
01:30:14,284 --> 01:30:16,703
and that's fine with me.

1825
01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,078
I don't care.

1826
01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,999
It's all bullshit in the end.

1827
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,045
I just more think about
who's gonna show up at my funeral.

1828
01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:34,137
[thrilling music playing]

1829
01:30:38,725 --> 01:30:41,937
[Paris] I was in a bra and underwear
with no shoes.

1830
01:30:42,020 --> 01:30:43,605
It was freezing.

1831
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:46,942
I just remember being so nervous
before the scene,

1832
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,485
and almost having a panic attack.

1833
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:56,034
Because it's the first serious film
that I'd done, called House of Wax.

1834
01:30:57,535 --> 01:31:00,997
But then when I got on set,
I used all that nervousness

1835
01:31:01,081 --> 01:31:03,083
and kind of, like,
used it for the character.

1836
01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:04,042
[clank]

1837
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:06,211
[screams]

1838
01:31:09,005 --> 01:31:10,005
[gasps]

1839
01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,056
[panting]

1840
01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:23,853
[glass shatters]

1841
01:31:23,937 --> 01:31:25,355
[fence rattles]

1842
01:31:25,438 --> 01:31:27,190
[thud, squish]

1843
01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:36,449
Then when they told me they were gonna
be using the tagline "See Paris Die,"

1844
01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,535
and all of the promoting of it,

1845
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,330
they had my face as the whole billboard
and the whole campaign.

1846
01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,542
Like, melting with the wax. Um...

1847
01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:48,294
I don't know.

1848
01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:51,965
My biggest fear is to die.

1849
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,053
Because I have no idea
what happens after.

1850
01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:59,889
[fleshy squish]

1851
01:32:00,181 --> 01:32:04,602
And I'm really scared that it's nothing,
because that would be beyond boring.

1852
01:32:16,322 --> 01:32:17,322
Alright.

1853
01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:25,248
You want to keep these nice and flat
and give me separation in the fingers.

1854
01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:29,461
Perfect. Eyes on camera:
one, two, three.

1855
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,212
Beautiful. That's great.

1856
01:32:31,296 --> 01:32:34,799
This project is top-secret,
so nobody knows about it yet.

1857
01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:38,511
[man] What do you see for your avatar?

1858
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:41,931
Basically, like, this type of outfit.
Like a superhero.

1859
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:43,558
- Uh-huh.
- Um...

1860
01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:45,268
Very sexy.

1861
01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:48,229
And this is all you! Beautiful.

1862
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,440
Cool. I think we got a nice batch.

1863
01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:53,151
I'm basically over going out in real life.

1864
01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,862
So, I wanted to create a virtual world.

1865
01:32:57,447 --> 01:33:00,075
It's really incredible
how much has changed.

1866
01:33:00,450 --> 01:33:04,704
I could be in my living room and
I'm gonna have live streaming of me

1867
01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,581
DJing and performing.

1868
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:07,664
It will be...

1869
01:33:07,916 --> 01:33:11,002
just like being in a nightclub
in Ibiza or Las Vegas.

1870
01:33:11,086 --> 01:33:14,714
A lot of people don't have the opportunity
to get to go to these places,

1871
01:33:14,798 --> 01:33:17,884
so I really wanted to create something
where people can feel like

1872
01:33:17,967 --> 01:33:19,302
they're in this fantasy world.

1873
01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,015
Just to have a space to have
all my fans hang out, interact, dance,

1874
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:27,268
have a good time,
and escape from the world.

1875
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,940
People are being negative or coming in
and being trolls and haters.

1876
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,984
That's what the bouncer's for.
They'll just be thrown out.

1877
01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,155
There's a reason that I am who I am.

1878
01:33:39,572 --> 01:33:41,241
I already do have a legacy,

1879
01:33:41,324 --> 01:33:44,577
but once you start that,
you just can't stop.

1880
01:33:44,994 --> 01:33:47,622
It's just endless
what I could do with this platform.

1881
01:33:47,705 --> 01:33:49,916
I could really control
the way people see me.

1882
01:33:51,042 --> 01:33:55,839
A lot of people don't understand
that you need to be sustainable forever.

1883
01:33:56,673 --> 01:33:57,674
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