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- MsPaulaFaye: No money, no job. All I have is this damn mat to sleep on!
- MsPaulaFaye: I need his pitbull.
- MsPaulaFaye: z
- MsPaulaFaye: He can be his homeless buddy.
- Guest_zenkaifusion: hello
- Guest_zenkaifusion: anonymous o.o
- Guest_Anonymous16: hi
- Guest_Anonymous16: I am here to collect the souls of the wicked
- Retsu: what no! I see you've been working ona mustache, you have tattered clothes and, you smell like shit OH MY GOD
- Retsu: JOHN
- Retsu: YOU'RE A FOOTBALL PLAYER!
- MsPaulaFaye: XDD
- MsPaulaFaye: Yes, that's it, I'm a footbal player.
- Retsu: wow!
- Retsu: you left the krusty krab and did what you wanted
- Retsu: to be a football player
- Retsu: :)
- Guest_Anonymous16: k3
- Guest_Anonymous16: k3
- Guest_Anonymous16: k4
- Guest_Anonymous16: k2
- Guest_Anonymous16: k1
- Guest_Anonymous16: k3
- Guest_Anonymous16: uf
- Retsu: are you supposed to be hitting me xettaiks
- Retsu: z
- Guest_Anonymous16: uf
- Guest_Anonymous16: k3
- Retsu: ur missing everything
- Guest_Anonymous16: stop calling me by that name
- Guest_zenkaifusion: o.o
- Retsu: you don't even know how to kill someone
- Guest_Anonymous16: miss 3 accounts at once
- Retsu: sad
- Retsu: it's actually like
- Retsu: 10
- Retsu: but ty
- Retsu: :)
- MsPaulaFaye: Yep! Mr. Krabs treated me like a slave, and never paid me enough, so I quit! I HAVE MY OWN LIFE NOW.
- Guest_Anonymous16: I know you're capable of great evil anita
- Retsu: but you are homeless
- Guest_Anonymous16: You make my blood boil
- Retsu: I KNOW YOU LYING JOHN
- Guest_Anonymous16: I want to skin you alive anita
- Retsu: ok
- Retsu: cool
- Guest_Anonymous16: and then feed your skin to Dogs
- Retsu: that's nice
- Retsu: :)
- Guest_Anonymous16: and chain you up as I cut each of your limbs off
- Retsu: wow so awesome what else you gonna do?
- Guest_Anonymous16: /me seethes with rage.
- Guest_Anonymous16: listen to you beg me to stop and laugh @ you
- MsPaulaFaye: OK OK, you got me....but still better than working for Mr. Krabs.
- Guest_Anonymous16: and tease you
- Retsu: i'm supposed to beg?
- Retsu: yeah idk man
- Retsu: can't wait for that to happen though!
- MsPaulaFaye: I get my food from the Chum Bucket's trash can, that's wear my green one came from.
- MsPaulaFaye: z
- Guest_Anonymous16: that's what I would listen to you doing while I removing your body parts/
- Retsu: i mean if i want to die, why would i be begging for yo not to kill me? i don't understand
- Retsu: z
- Retsu: you*
- Guest_Anonymous16: when you're nothing but a torso, I will put tourniquettes on you and seal the wounds with an asetaline torch and sell you as a sex doll
- Guest_Anonymous16: you know
- Guest_Anonymous16: to even the score
- Guest_Anonymous16: after I removed your teeeth
- Retsu: that's fine, i'd love the attention
- Retsu: :o
- Guest_Anonymous16: you will get lots
- Retsu: i bet!
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