@echo off
set /a newcount=0
set /a repeat=0
if /i "%complete%"=="1" exit
cls
color 0a
echo                 `,,,.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo             .;;;;;;;;;;;,
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo          :;;;;;;;;:::::::;.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo        ;;;';;;;';;::::::::;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo      :;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::;:::::`
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo     ;;;;;;;:;;;;:::::::;::;:::
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   `;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   ';;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  ';;;;;;:::::::;:::::::::::::;;:
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo ,';;;;;;;::::::::::::::::;'::;;'
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo '';;;;;;':::::;::,::::::::;;;;;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo '';;;;;;';:::;;:::::::::::;;;;;;,
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo `'';;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;'`
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo .'''+;;;;;;;;;;:;:::::;;;;;;;;;''
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo `''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'''
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  '+''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';'',
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  '+''''''''';;;;;;;;''';;;;;;'';
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   '''''''''''';;';''''''''';;;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo    '+'''''''''';;'''''''''';;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo     ''''''''''''''''';;;;;;:;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo      :''''''';;;';'';;;;;;;.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo        :''''''';;;;;;;;;'.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo            ,'+''''''';
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
cls
echo Not enough potatoes....
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
:loading
set /a repeat=%repeat%+1
cls
echo Loading
title Loading
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading .
title Loading .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . .
title Loading . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . .
title Loading . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . .
title Loading . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . . .
title Loading . . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . . . .
title Loading . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . . . . .
title Loading . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . . . . . .
title Loading . . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
cls
echo Loading . . . . . . . . .
title Loading . . . . . . . . .
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
if /i "%repeat%"=="10" goto 1
goto loading
:1
cls
echo Potatoes sucessfully installed on your Hard Drive (C:\Windows\System32\PotatoStorageCenter)
ping localhost -n 6 >nul
ping google.com -n 2
cls
ping facebook.com -n 2
cls
ping yahoo.com -n 2
cls
ping reddit.com -n 2
cls
ping minecraft.net -n 2
cls
echo New potatoes found, would you like to install them?
set /p install=
if /i "%install%"=="yes" goto install
if /i "%install%"=="y" goto install
if /i "%install%"=="n" goto install
if /i "%install%"=="no" goto install
:install
cls
echo Installing new potatoes.
echo                 `,,,.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo             .;;;;;;;;;;;,
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo          :;;;;;;;;:::::::;.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo        ;;;';;;;';;::::::::;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo      :;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::;:::::`
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo     ;;;;;;;:;;;;:::::::;::;:::
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   `;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::::;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   ';;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  ';;;;;;:::::::;:::::::::::::;;:
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo ,';;;;;;;::::::::::::::::;'::;;'
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo '';;;;;;':::::;::,::::::::;;;;;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo '';;;;;;';:::;;:::::::::::;;;;;;,
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo `'';;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;'`
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo .'''+;;;;;;;;;;:;:::::;;;;;;;;;''
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo `''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;'''
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  '+''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;';'',
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo  '+''''''''';;;;;;;;''';;;;;;'';
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo   '''''''''''';;';''''''''';;;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo    '+'''''''''';;'''''''''';;;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo     ''''''''''''''''';;;;;;:;
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo      :''''''';;;';'';;;;;;;.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo        :''''''';;;;;;;;;'.
ping localhost -n 1 >nul
echo            ,'+''''''';
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
cls
set /a newcount=%newcount%+1
if /i "%newcount%"=="10" goto 2
goto install
:2
cls
echo Now that you have met your potato quota, do you feel better?
cls
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
set /p more=Do you want more potatoes?
exit