Official GTA Hate List 2018

THE OFFICIAL #gta HATELIST (It's probably not Benobram Edition v2)

Antistreaks      - a total blowhard who tries too hard to fit in, often has power trips despite only being modded for Vice City ILs, has gained a reputation of copying other people's layouts to fulfill his identity crisis. Loves 9000 year old children and beating WRs he has no interest in purely to keep his dick hard.

AsaajQB          - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKRfrd4XkAA4BjS.jpg

Benobram         - previous hatelist author, has an irregular fetish with animals and pop culture. Probably finishes Kanye West albums more than he finishes runs/races. Still can't get good at his main games after running them for almost 4 years. Don't bother watching his vods, they all get deleted. Had to have anger management because of a video game from 2002.

blacklev         - heavily censors his chat that no one talks in, has an unhealthy obsession with anime.

Bbrosef          - Chief of fun police, tries too hard to be a discord parent to the cesspool that is the kz crew. Thinks that twitch emotes are racist and constantly brings her stupid agendas up anywhere she can. Has "Twitch channel moderator" in her twitter bio, enough said.

Bosz              - doesn't run anything and is only known for being the token Brazilian. Forces his authoritative opinions and keeps forgetting that no one gives a shit.

Crook4Money       - ever wanted to be popular and sellout but you lack the personality to drive money in? You might actually be Crook4Money. Thinks he can make money from low content streams, low content speedruns, low content graphics, and low content personality. Is a painfully boring person, is an SJW, spends most of his time shit talking the GTA Community in his discord and then cries when people shit talk him back. Boycotts the community every 10 seconds. Thinks he's the next Brock Lesnar, but got dropped before he could plug his patreon.

CyberThunder      - notorious for crying about the GTA community being the against him when he couldn't read the rules. Made up a conspiracy of a cool kids club within the community and cried about not being apart of it. Addtionally wanted All Missions to be a category for San Andreas because he couldn't do big boy strats on his crap box. Defended Ilias and is associated with Crook4Money.


DarkViper88       - a pseudo-intellectual who threw a tantrum when he wasn't able to become a moderator in his memegame. Failed marked man in GTA3 close to 15 times and each time it was the game's fault.

Dates             - Went from being a pure decent runner, to someone who now spends 14 hours a day bitching about how nobody is funding his addiction to SA 100%. If nobody talks in his chat for 45 seconds, he'll be sure to remind everyone of how much an attention seeker he is.

DragoonClawNZ     - was a decent speedrunner until he wasted all potential on misc. categories. Couldn't handle the banter when ClownZ came about. Deleted all his runs because anti bopped him in III dupeless and put ClownZ in his submission comment.

Eidgod            - was a decent speedrunner until 2014 when he switched back to his high school emo phase. Got so into the euro speed cliques that he has since lost his touch and now only speedruns shitty Tomb Raider games and host ESA party games.

English_Ben	      - Flips a coin each morning to dictate whether he will be normal or a complete dickhead to everyone. Switched to Tony Hawk speedruns because he couldn't get higher than 40th place in GTA but got consequentially banned. Flames new runners even though most of them end up bopping him. His only positive trait is his height, and he doesn't shut the fuck up about it.

Feurigerilias     - has the most unbearable voice. Was so bothered by the "bullying" in this community that he decided to do a stream shit talking people for no reason the day of the VC tournament finals and made it all about him. Ironically, despite doing this, he still believes the community is shit because of bullying. Puts more hours into GTAIV than Kyle (literally has over 9,000 attempts) in a 4 hour category that he is almost 50 minutes behind in. Instead of getting good, he accuses Kyle of cheating in the beginning of the game and refuses to focus on the end game. Most likely has a bad endgame because all he does is grind the beginning of the game. Went on multiple 13-15 hour stream sessions saying the same things over and over about Kyle cheating and banned everyone who disagreed with him. Got bullied out the community and now has become an opportunist waiting for the community to hit a low point.

FingerQuick       - Not as funny as Ryedawg, but just as autistic. Embarrasses himself at GTAM each year, when everyone gets to see just how garbage he is.

guywith           - Spent his entire life in 2nd place, apart from in thug2 where he is king of the retards.

Hugo crew (Illuminati, BackmadeJay, MToms, etc) - Hugo_One nuthuggers who went so far as to attempt rigging a ban on a game modification by creating their speedrun.com account at the same time, posting the same one letter response. Still couldn't come up with a valuable argument after being exposed. Too braindead to use a keyboard and mouse so they just abuse autoaim and still can't get close to a good time in any game.

Joshimuz          - a hack who managed to carry an illusion of being good at his main speedgame (which got him popular) until he was BTFO by 3 whos a year later, hasn't been able to recover since. Currently in search for anything that can drive money in such as shitty speedrun podcasts, a "true" 100% series that's been done a hundred times over, finding other games he can be good in etc.

Kittymuz         - a literal who that is known (lol) for being a Joshimuz's girlfriend and only being around when she needs money, hates fun, is an SJW, must be the center of attention in every chat she is in. Tried to organize "EGGS" but failed because she ate it. Begs on twitter 24/7 for free stuff and is probably blocked by every supermarket in Portsmouth.

KyleDoesIt        - Defends GTAIV and Mad Max to the grave even though they're both hot garbage. Is only WR holder for GTAIV because he makes the game seem horrendously complex to turn away new runners.

Kz_Crew           - A bunch of pretentious idiots who thrive on the dead skin cells of kz_frew's nutsack. Ran by the biggest SJWs on the planet.

LadyFrozen        - tricked everyone into thinking he was a girl for attention, while doing this, exposed the community by proving the fact that anyone can get moderator as long as you have a pussy.

Lelreset          - 9 year old who has 10000 hours in GTA SA but is too poor to buy it. Got bopped by flying and now spends his days crying because anti can spray tags faster than him.

Lanayru           - tried too hard to fit in with the oldboi euro clique so far as to obsess over the fact that his parents are Polish and forgets that he's Canadian. Made an ass of himself at GTAM 2014 during his True Crime which he did not finish, hasn't been around since. Now likes to dress/pretend to be a pretty girl on the internet.

Noz               - britbong who thinks putting the word "meme" and "gamer" in front of everything makes him funny.

M_tt              - Was so much of a faggot in the past that there's an existing Encyclopedia Dramatica page about him. Severed ties with the GTA Community because he couldn't handle the banter. Got mad when someone mentioned the word "sellout" on mumble and ended up helping himself out the door when he was BTFO'd. Begged for a sub button for almost a year despite him barely reaching the requirements. Can only pay rent because of a small amount of rich losers who brown nose him 24/7.

Mhmd_FVC          - short tempered twat that merely gained his popularity from being a discount Adam_AK. Couldn't even get partnered with 6k followers. Extremely racist when drunk.

Mr_Mary           - had his start in the community by pretending to be a female and harassing another Polish runner. Had to later add the "Mister" to his name so there couldn't be any confusion. Forces Taxi ILs on everyone and isn't even good at it.

PowerSlaveAlfons - Taylor Swift fangirl who does nothing but blame the game instead of actually improving.

Odyssic          - The most boring mod the world has ever seen. Removed himself from being a VC mod because he has no knowledge of a game he ran for 5 years. Spends his time on clone hero instead of the job centre.

overcooler       - changes his shitty waifu every 3 months and tries to force his waifu emotes in other channels.

PrettyGood/Nagenowa/LucasKLN/LucasKSN/PG/LucasSE/Nage - Complete loser that used to be decent at SA but now just spends his time making new accounts every 3-4 days until he slowly fades from existence.

Powdinet         - Constantly talks about suicide, should follow through.

Ryedawg14 (a.k.a. ryedwag)  - loud mouth autist with a serious case of dyslexia (even spelt his own twitch username wrong). Still after 4 years has an unhealthy obsession with M_tt and can't stop talking about him. Has constant paranoia that people are shittalking him behind his back (they absolutely are). Constantly tries to start shit for attention, but slinked off to running stupid baby games nobody cares about once people figured out he actually sucks at speedrunning GTA games.

S.               - Tries too hard to be different, a creep that preys on every female that crosses in the community but that's ok because he founded the community.

Tirean           - was on a good path in his early days until in 2015 when he went on full degenerate streaming mode with a fixed layout that had face cam and donations on the stream. Slowly started to isolate himself from the community since then. Tries to slither himself back into chats to redeem himself. Looks after his wife's son once he gets done with his 40 hour week at KFC.

Shadow_Dog       - Hasn't said a single funny thing in his life. Pronounces everything like an autist, but doesn't realise people actually believe he's braindead. Is a native Russian, but cannot speak it for his life, and spends his days lifting 5kg dumbbells in his mother's basement telling everyone about how "jacked" he is.

Tolly2Hot        - Forced C4M on everyone until the point where he actually started making money with his dogshit soundcloud. Only claim to game is being last place on the GTAIV leaderboard

tSu_nAmi         - tries too hard to be satirical and ironic and is now cycling on to his 3rd account.

UltimaOmega07    - was a decent streamer until conscription came a-calling. Since then, he's been the fun police. Used GTA:SA to ultimately sellout. Once held his stream for ransom for a few subs in order to keep streaming. Can't hold a conversation without stating at least 4 Shenmue quotes.

Zachoholic       - was initially the sole reason why this hatelist was made, gained a reputation for sending screencaps to ilias, felt that he should fit in with the community either way. Despite trashing others brazenly in the open and behind closed doors, felt it was necessary to start a thread because a moderator beat his shitty placeholder run and said he sucks (which he does lol). Heavily affliated with Crook4Money. Places himself in arguments without taking a side.

zoton2           -  a tool who takes himself too seriously, has a desultory habit of yammering on about people he doesn't like. Constantly cries about professionalism in a world of degenerates playing video games. Tried to harpoon a whale, but failed.