Happened so fast you can't even talk about it. Lucky team, yeah, out there somewhere is gonna win a spot on the /vg/ team, what a lucky, lucky, lucky team. And the other teams, if you come to the /vg/ League 13 bout with /2hug/ and escape with your life and still lose your spot, you are a lucky, lucky, lucky team, yeah, that's what they're gonna be calling you, 'cause comparatively speaking, to /2hug/ you are nothing but garbage, yeah, nothing but garbage, gallina. And I'm talking inevitable, I'm talking you can't hold that spot with me climbing through the group.
/2hug/ is fucking dying and there's literally LITERALLY nothing you circlejerkfags can do about it. Enjoy becoming /shmupg/ 2.0.
niggercocks
Not gonna give you faggots a (you)
Ay bruh peek my soundcloud dat shit be straight drippin 💀💀💀
Ah yes, funposting truly a lost art of /2hug/ lately it's all been namecalling don't you think it's such a shame? I think it is, a shame that is, because /2hug/ used to be front and center for nice and meaningful discussions, and above all funposts. Now I don't think I need to remind you what a funpost is, but what the posters need to remember is the essense of funposting. Something unique a drive to get other people to have fun and post more, revitalizing the /2hug/ industry of making fun and high quality funpost. Now it seems to be but a lost art, something you'd ask your grandpa and seeing the spirit die in his eyes. /2hug/ is not about shitposting, it's about funposting yet everyone strayed from that path. Ô, how I miss you /2hug/ of old! Truly the dearest of my heart of heart is gone, ALAS I know she shall be back.
Yes poetry really is stupid now that I realise it but isn't there some kind of intrigue to it? Like you can't help but wonder what they were thinking when they wrote all that stuff right? Some of it is pretty meaningful, but I mean most of the time it's some guy with his head so far up his ass his feet are getting burned by stomach acid. I wish I could make a living as a poet at least I could take a dump in my bucket and while throwing out the window get inspired by the bird I see as the old woman starts screaming as the content of the bucket hit her. Now you have to go to work get some salary, why can't I be in Gensokyo yet? I want to be spirited away please. No it's an order. Hang on I take it back soldier, some people care here? Maybe. but in Gensokyo no /2hug/, should I give up on the thing I care about and get spirited away, or hope for a better future?
And that my friend, is called writing words without thinking, subconciousness I read about it in a book once, I mean I got read to.
-Cirno (Ghostwritten by Star Sapphire)
it's all just cunny and hag posting make it stop
Sakuya did nothing wrong
brap
Welcome to the /Snoohug/ era
Youmu is the coolest 2hu! Anyone who calls her a dork is an UNCOOL liar
Green and purple gives me the weirdest feeling. I can't even put it in words. It's like, ugly-cute?
I WANT TO FUCK TOJIKO SO BAD I WANT TO EAT UP HER GHOST LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER ASS I WANT TO
DUMP MY CUM IN HER HAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
TOJIKO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE MATARA FUCK I WANT TO BLAST
ENDLESS BURSTS INTO HER WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A
DONUT WITH MY CUM
Remilia is not a dead womb, far from that. As a vampire she is undead, thus her body is preserved against the ages. And age kills all fertility in a body, at 50 almost all eggs in a female will already begone. So most 2hus are too old to have any children anymore. But Remilia is in perfect pristine womb quality, just a little bit of bullshit magic and you have millions of eggs at your disposal.