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  1. The setting: indoors a kitchen roughly the size of an entire floor of a respectable office building, a large woman with metal skin covered in fiery cracks and humongous armor plated fists is violently shaking a cherry and pizza pink blob with nubs for hands,the blob in question is wearing a vantablack jacket covered in assorted trinkets, prizes from his masters travels.
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  3. Pam : what you mean were out of chicken spice*?! We have three large-scale industrial replicators dedicated to chicken spice! How am I going to power through my husbands constant puns without chicken spice.
  4. Enter banchô: an impossibly long neck corkscrewed in through a vent in the ceiling his vantablack skin a stark contrast to gold drill pompadour, white facial hair and deep red sunglasses and warp eye, his gold cybernetic hair drills angrily as the warp eye flares with eldritch power.
  5. banchô: were out of chicken spice!? Did something break down? Was it that damn coup d'état Army? I gave you incompetents one button problem solving AI repair drones and automatic supervisors for a reason! You're supposed to be a bad moon! How are you going to fix this!
  6. Bad moon Waddle Dee#15: panicking his voice also subject to the Doppler effect as he is shaken by Pam : I'm going to push the Alpha lantern squad button and have clear out the coup d'état Army then get some repair drones on the fabricators.
  7. banchô: that will work, good job bad moon, put him down Pam, the nice way not the euthanasia way.
  8. Pam: but euthanasia is nice, do you want animals to stuffer?
  9. banchô: semantics. Now I've got a giant robot war to get back to. Toss me a Supear please, there's a lot of these guys today and I've been supplementing this suits powers with my own
  10. Pam: tosses the clear juicy fruit towards her friend/gang leader
  11. banchô: his neck stretching out his teeth and jaw deformed to catch it swallowing it whole, telltale spray from between his lips shows he bites it as Nenohsib, his red glasses bend to mimic the movements of his eyelids.
  12. Nenohsib: snorts suddenly waking up: you need me for something?
  13. banchô: no you can go back to sleep.
  14. Nenohsib: is already snoring on the word you
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  16. *Melange cut with Colonel Sanders' 11 herbs and spices to stabilize the flavor
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