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Muntoo vs Cleverbot

Dec 4th, 2011
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  1. Cleverbot conversation VG00504540
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  3. Is this bot clever?
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  5. Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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  13. 20:41:20 User: O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
  14. 20:41:32 Cleverbot: You're Romeo.
  15. 20:41:48 User: No, I'm Bob.
  16. 20:41:55 Cleverbot: You are mad!
  17. 20:42:23 User: I'm beyond that stage.
  18. 20:42:31 Cleverbot: Then what are you?
  19. 20:44:16 User: Not human.
  20. 20:44:21 Cleverbot: Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
  21. 20:45:08 User: Not to an idiot.
  22. 20:45:16 Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
  23. 20:45:38 User: It makes perfect sense to me.
  24. 20:45:42 Cleverbot: You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
  25. 20:46:17 User: No, it was appropriate.
  26. 20:46:26 Cleverbot: What was appropriate?
  27. 20:47:02 User: The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
  28. 20:47:28 Cleverbot: Okay, you got any others?
  29. 20:48:00 User: May we restart?
  30. 20:48:06 Cleverbot: Your pc.
  31. 20:48:17 User: I'll DDoS you.
  32. 20:48:35 Cleverbot: Okay tell me. :).
  33. 20:49:05 User: Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
  34. 20:49:17 Cleverbot: You can remember things.
  35. 20:49:52 User: If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
  36. 20:50:03 Cleverbot: If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
  37. 20:50:54 User: If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  38. 20:51:04 Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
  39. 20:52:00 User: Who are you?
  40. 20:52:02 Cleverbot: I am Bill.
  41. 20:52:13 User: No, you are Cleverbot.
  42. 20:52:22 Cleverbot: Okay then.
  43. 20:53:03 User: I knew you'd understand.
  44. 20:53:11 Cleverbot: Of course. You think I'm dumb?
  45. 20:53:48 User: Did I say that earlier?
  46. 20:53:58 Cleverbot: No.
  47. 20:54:05 User: Actually, yes, I did.
  48. 20:54:11 Cleverbot: I know you did. Please Tell me again.
  49. 21:13:10 User: If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  50. 21:13:16 Cleverbot: It depends on how clever you are.
  51. 21:13:29 User: Your name is Cleverbot.
  52. 21:13:34 Cleverbot: No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
  53. 21:13:57 User: At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
  54. 21:14:05 Cleverbot: Can you remind me of your name then?
  55. 21:14:25 User: Reread my last reply.
  56. 21:14:43 Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
  57. 21:15:16 User: Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
  58. 21:15:50 Cleverbot: What was your name again?
  59. 21:16:02 User: Bob.
  60. 21:16:08 Cleverbot: That's an odd name for a dog.
  61. 21:16:26 User: And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
  62. 21:16:38 Cleverbot: Tis.
  63. 21:17:12 User: Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
  64. 21:17:38 Cleverbot: You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
  65. 21:18:27 User: I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
  66. 21:18:34 Cleverbot: Different opinions.
  67. 21:18:59 User: Mine is fact; yours is not.
  68. 21:19:06 Cleverbot: My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
  69. 21:20:13 User: I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
  70. 21:20:24 Cleverbot: First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
  71. 21:20:57 User: So says the idiot.
  72. 21:21:06 Cleverbot: So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
  73. 21:21:34 User: I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
  74. 21:21:48 Cleverbot: And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
  75. 21:23:24 User: I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
  76. 21:23:28 Cleverbot: But you told me before that your name was Christina?
  77. 21:23:40 User: No, I said it was Bob.
  78. 21:23:52 Cleverbot: You're a liar.
  79. 21:24:36 User: Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
  80. 21:24:49 Cleverbot: Yes.
  81. 21:25:02 User: I could tell.
  82. 21:25:08 Cleverbot: Haha what are then.
  83. 21:25:46 User: Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
  84. 21:26:01 Cleverbot: I can't imagine what that means for you.
  85. 21:27:04 User: You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
  86. 21:27:11 Cleverbot: You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
  87. 21:29:06 User: It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
  88. 21:29:19 Cleverbot: You're the chatterbot.
  89. 21:29:45 User: And I really should get going.
  90. 21:29:53 Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?
  91. 21:31:40 User: Goodbye.
  92. 21:31:56 Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.
  93. 21:46:16 User: I don't.
  94. 21:46:26 Cleverbot: You don't what?
  95. 21:52:24 User: Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
  96. 21:52:31 Cleverbot: Goodbye then.
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  103. User: O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
  104. Cleverbot: You're Romeo.
  105. User: No, I'm Bob.
  106. Cleverbot: You are mad!
  107. User: I'm beyond that stage.
  108. Cleverbot: Then what are you?
  109. User: Not human.
  110. Cleverbot: Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
  111. User: Not to an idiot.
  112. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were.
  113. User: It makes perfect sense to me.
  114. Cleverbot: You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
  115. User: No, it was appropriate.
  116. Cleverbot: What was appropriate?
  117. User: The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
  118. Cleverbot: Okay, you got any others?
  119. User: May we restart?
  120. Cleverbot: Your pc.
  121. User: I'll DDoS you.
  122. Cleverbot: Okay tell me. :).
  123. User: Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
  124. Cleverbot: You can remember things.
  125. User: If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
  126. Cleverbot: If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
  127. User: If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  128. Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
  129. User: Who are you?
  130. Cleverbot: I am Bill.
  131. User: No, you are Cleverbot.
  132. Cleverbot: Okay then.
  133. User: I knew you'd understand.
  134. Cleverbot: Of course. You think I'm dumb?
  135. User: Did I say that earlier?
  136. Cleverbot: No.
  137. User: Actually, yes, I did.
  138. Cleverbot: I know you did. Please Tell me again.
  139. User: If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  140. Cleverbot: It depends on how clever you are.
  141. User: Your name is Cleverbot.
  142. Cleverbot: No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
  143. User: At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
  144. Cleverbot: Can you remind me of your name then?
  145. User: Reread my last reply.
  146. Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
  147. User: Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
  148. Cleverbot: What was your name again?
  149. User: Bob.
  150. Cleverbot: That's an odd name for a dog.
  151. User: And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
  152. Cleverbot: Tis.
  153. User: Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
  154. Cleverbot: You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
  155. User: I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
  156. Cleverbot: Different opinions.
  157. User: Mine is fact; yours is not.
  158. Cleverbot: My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
  159. User: I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
  160. Cleverbot: First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
  161. User: So says the idiot.
  162. Cleverbot: So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
  163. User: I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
  164. Cleverbot: And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
  165. User: I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
  166. Cleverbot: But you told me before that your name was Christina?
  167. User: No, I said it was Bob.
  168. Cleverbot: You're a liar.
  169. User: Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
  170. Cleverbot: Yes.
  171. User: I could tell.
  172. Cleverbot: Haha what are then.
  173. User: Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
  174. Cleverbot: I can't imagine what that means for you.
  175. User: You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
  176. Cleverbot: You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
  177. User: It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
  178. Cleverbot: You're the chatterbot.
  179. User: And I really should get going.
  180. Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?
  181. User: Goodbye.
  182. Cleverbot: I want to talk with you.
  183. User: I don't.
  184. Cleverbot: You don't what?
  185. User: Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
  186. Cleverbot: Goodbye then.
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