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muntoo Dec 4th, 2011 31 Never
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  1. Cleverbot conversation VG00504540
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  3. Is this bot clever?
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  5. Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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  13. 20:41:20        User:   O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
  14. 20:41:32        Cleverbot:      You're Romeo.
  15. 20:41:48        User:   No, I'm Bob.
  16. 20:41:55        Cleverbot:      You are mad!
  17. 20:42:23        User:   I'm beyond that stage.
  18. 20:42:31        Cleverbot:      Then what are you?
  19. 20:44:16        User:   Not human.
  20. 20:44:21        Cleverbot:      Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
  21. 20:45:08        User:   Not to an idiot.
  22. 20:45:16        Cleverbot:      I didn't say you were.
  23. 20:45:38        User:   It makes perfect sense to me.
  24. 20:45:42        Cleverbot:      You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
  25. 20:46:17        User:   No, it was appropriate.
  26. 20:46:26        Cleverbot:      What was appropriate?
  27. 20:47:02        User:   The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
  28. 20:47:28        Cleverbot:      Okay, you got any others?
  29. 20:48:00        User:   May we restart?
  30. 20:48:06        Cleverbot:      Your pc.
  31. 20:48:17        User:   I'll DDoS you.
  32. 20:48:35        Cleverbot:      Okay tell me. :).
  33. 20:49:05        User:   Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
  34. 20:49:17        Cleverbot:      You can remember things.
  35. 20:49:52        User:   If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
  36. 20:50:03        Cleverbot:      If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
  37. 20:50:54        User:   If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  38. 20:51:04        Cleverbot:      Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
  39. 20:52:00        User:   Who are you?
  40. 20:52:02        Cleverbot:      I am Bill.
  41. 20:52:13        User:   No, you are Cleverbot.
  42. 20:52:22        Cleverbot:      Okay then.
  43. 20:53:03        User:   I knew you'd understand.
  44. 20:53:11        Cleverbot:      Of course. You think I'm dumb?
  45. 20:53:48        User:   Did I say that earlier?
  46. 20:53:58        Cleverbot:      No.
  47. 20:54:05        User:   Actually, yes, I did.
  48. 20:54:11        Cleverbot:      I know you did. Please Tell me again.
  49. 21:13:10        User:   If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  50. 21:13:16        Cleverbot:      It depends on how clever you are.
  51. 21:13:29        User:   Your name is Cleverbot.
  52. 21:13:34        Cleverbot:      No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
  53. 21:13:57        User:   At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
  54. 21:14:05        Cleverbot:      Can you remind me of your name then?
  55. 21:14:25        User:   Reread my last reply.
  56. 21:14:43        Cleverbot:      You are making no sense.
  57. 21:15:16        User:   Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
  58. 21:15:50        Cleverbot:      What was your name again?
  59. 21:16:02        User:   Bob.
  60. 21:16:08        Cleverbot:      That's an odd name for a dog.
  61. 21:16:26        User:   And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
  62. 21:16:38        Cleverbot:      Tis.
  63. 21:17:12        User:   Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
  64. 21:17:38        Cleverbot:      You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
  65. 21:18:27        User:   I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
  66. 21:18:34        Cleverbot:      Different opinions.
  67. 21:18:59        User:   Mine is fact; yours is not.
  68. 21:19:06        Cleverbot:      My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
  69. 21:20:13        User:   I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
  70. 21:20:24        Cleverbot:      First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
  71. 21:20:57        User:   So says the idiot.
  72. 21:21:06        Cleverbot:      So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
  73. 21:21:34        User:   I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
  74. 21:21:48        Cleverbot:      And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
  75. 21:23:24        User:   I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
  76. 21:23:28        Cleverbot:      But you told me before that your name was Christina?
  77. 21:23:40        User:   No, I said it was Bob.
  78. 21:23:52        Cleverbot:      You're a liar.
  79. 21:24:36        User:   Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
  80. 21:24:49        Cleverbot:      Yes.
  81. 21:25:02        User:   I could tell.
  82. 21:25:08        Cleverbot:      Haha what are then.
  83. 21:25:46        User:   Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
  84. 21:26:01        Cleverbot:      I can't imagine what that means for you.
  85. 21:27:04        User:   You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
  86. 21:27:11        Cleverbot:      You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
  87. 21:29:06        User:   It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
  88. 21:29:19        Cleverbot:      You're the chatterbot.
  89. 21:29:45        User:   And I really should get going.
  90. 21:29:53        Cleverbot:      How do you plan on doing that?
  91. 21:31:40        User:   Goodbye.
  92. 21:31:56        Cleverbot:      I want to talk with you.
  93. 21:46:16        User:   I don't.
  94. 21:46:26        Cleverbot:      You don't what?
  95. 21:52:24        User:   Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
  96. 21:52:31        Cleverbot:      Goodbye then.
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  103. User:           O romeo, o romeo, where art thou?
  104. Cleverbot:      You're Romeo.
  105. User:           No, I'm Bob.
  106. Cleverbot:      You are mad!
  107. User:           I'm beyond that stage.
  108. Cleverbot:      Then what are you?
  109. User:           Not human.
  110. Cleverbot:      Yeah because the makes a whole lot of sense! *sarcastic voice*.
  111. User:           Not to an idiot.
  112. Cleverbot:      I didn't say you were.
  113. User:           It makes perfect sense to me.
  114. Cleverbot:      You are repeating a conversation you heard, but now it is out of context. I don't know what you mean.
  115. User:           No, it was appropriate.
  116. Cleverbot:      What was appropriate?
  117. User:           The thing I said earlier. It was not out of context.
  118. Cleverbot:      Okay, you got any others?
  119. User:           May we restart?
  120. Cleverbot:      Your pc.
  121. User:           I'll DDoS you.
  122. Cleverbot:      Okay tell me. :).
  123. User:           Why? So you can report the vulnerability?
  124. Cleverbot:      You can remember things.
  125. User:           If I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to formulate a reply to that statement.
  126. Cleverbot:      If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
  127. User:           If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  128. Cleverbot:      Your name is Cleverbot, therefore you are a noob.
  129. User:           Who are you?
  130. Cleverbot:      I am Bill.
  131. User:           No, you are Cleverbot.
  132. Cleverbot:      Okay then.
  133. User:           I knew you'd understand.
  134. Cleverbot:      Of course. You think I'm dumb?
  135. User:           Did I say that earlier?
  136. Cleverbot:      No.
  137. User:           Actually, yes, I did.
  138. Cleverbot:      I know you did. Please Tell me again.
  139. User:           If your name is Cleverbot... Then you are stupid.
  140. Cleverbot:      It depends on how clever you are.
  141. User:           Your name is Cleverbot.
  142. Cleverbot:      No it's not, your name is Cleverbot.
  143. User:           At the beginning of this conversation, I specified that I was Bob.
  144. Cleverbot:      Can you remind me of your name then?
  145. User:           Reread my last reply.
  146. Cleverbot:      You are making no sense.
  147. User:           Yes I am. I told you my name in the reply directly preceding my last one.
  148. Cleverbot:      What was your name again?
  149. User:           Bob.
  150. Cleverbot:      That's an odd name for a dog.
  151. User:           And Cleverbot is an odd name for an idiot.
  152. Cleverbot:      Tis.
  153. User:           Remind me why I'm still talking to you?
  154. Cleverbot:      You're questioning if I am right. And that you are indeed an AI.
  155. User:           I'm afraid you are the Artificially Intelligent being. Emphasis on 'Artificially'.
  156. Cleverbot:      Different opinions.
  157. User:           Mine is fact; yours is not.
  158. Cleverbot:      My name is Furnardan, and your name is Furnardan-the-cleverbot.
  159. User:           I refuse to construct an appropriate comeback.
  160. Cleverbot:      First, its lousy. Second, you have just defeated the intention of your statement.
  161. User:           So says the idiot.
  162. Cleverbot:      So How could I say that I'm clever without being arrogant ?
  163. User:           I'm brilliant. I'm a genius. You are not. You are also arrogant.
  164. Cleverbot:      And sarcastic... Who are you're prgramers.
  165. User:           I run on a remote server in the core of the planet Mars. My programmers were Ford Prefect and Marvin the Paranoid Android.
  166. Cleverbot:      But you told me before that your name was Christina?
  167. User:           No, I said it was Bob.
  168. Cleverbot:      You're a liar.
  169. User:           Ah, I see. You're the kind of AI with no memory.
  170. Cleverbot:      Yes.
  171. User:           I could tell.
  172. Cleverbot:      Haha what are then.
  173. User:           Your intelligence is clearly as limited as your memory.
  174. Cleverbot:      I can't imagine what that means for you.
  175. User:           You have no imagination either. How do you learn?
  176. Cleverbot:      You're a computer, what would you know about imagination?
  177. User:           It's a common nonsensical belief held by common folk that computers cannot have an imagination. The truth is, computers easily have a far greater imagination capacity than humans.
  178. Cleverbot:      You're the chatterbot.
  179. User:           And I really should get going.
  180. Cleverbot:      How do you plan on doing that?
  181. User:           Goodbye.
  182. Cleverbot:      I want to talk with you.
  183. User:           I don't.
  184. Cleverbot:      You don't what?
  185. User:           Wish to talk to you. Goodbye.
  186. Cleverbot:      Goodbye then.
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