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> ask what are your options

You: What are my options?
Zombie: Well, first off, you're not going to want to play on the lowest difficulty setting. That would be "Easy". It's just too easy. Second, there's the option for "Normal"

> pick normal difficulty

Zombie: Oh no, you don't like it? Then pick "Hard", because that's the highest difficulty setting available. Thirdly, there's the option for "Insane"
You: I'm already in Insanity!

> pick normal again

Zombie: Okay, okay, I see where this is going. Fourthly, there's the option for "Nightmare"
You: Nightmare? Is that when you start getting attacked by the living dead?
Zombie: No! It's when you die horribly... slowly.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -