kiss me no panty

「風が吹いたら桶屋がもうかる
そんな風に考えていた時期が
あたしにもありましたが
いつの時代の迷信だよ！
今時誰も信じてないよ！」
"If the wind blows the bucket makers prosper
Taking it for granted that way,
even I had such a time,
but it's just some old superstition!
Nobody believes it now!"

売れてない　もうからない
売れてない　もうからない
売れてない　もうからない
ぱんつさえ買えない
Don't sell, don't prosper
Don't sell, don't prosper
Don't sell, don't prosper
I can't even buy panties

風がふいたら　ホコリが立つから
目に入っちゃって　失明するから
三味線売れたら　皮が必要で
ネコが減っちゃうて　ネズミが増えたら
桶をかしるから　水をくめなくて
のど乾いちゃって　お茶が売れるから
せんべいおいし　だんごもおいし
桶屋はそれほど　おいしくない！
If the wind blows and the dust rises
it'll get in my eyes and I'll go blind so
If I sell shamisen, I'll need skins but
the cats decreased, and the mice increase
They nibbled the buckets so you can't draw water,
so the throats are dry, and tea sells
Rice crackers are tasty, dango too
Bucket makers aren't as attractive!

カステラ一番　電話は二番
三時のおやつは　香霖堂
あちらを立てれば　こちらが立たずで
生存競争　弱肉強食
ケーキが無いなら　桶を食べてれば
いいじゃないなんて　あるわけないから
けっきょく負け組　桶屋は用済み
最終的には　もうからない！
Castella is first place, telephones are second place
Afternoon tea's at Kourindou
If I set up there I can't set up here
Struggle for existence, survival of the fittest
If there are no cakes, they'll eat buckets
No reason it wouldn't work
The bucket maker losers after all served their purpose
At the end I don't prosper!

井戸から出てみたら　もうすぐ冬の季節
寒くてひもじくて
風吹いても　もうからない
お金もうない　服もない！
I try to exit the well and it's almost winter season
I'm cold and I'm hungry
Even if the wind blows I won't prosper
There's no money nor there are clothes!

はいてないから　桶で隠して
ギリギリみえない　完全ガード　井戸の怪
ぱんつはいても　落ち着かなくて
またすぐ脱いじゃう　限界露出　井戸の怪
でも変態って言わないで
I'm not wearing them so I'm hiding in the bucket
You can barely see, the perfect guard - monster of the well!
Even if I put on panties I won't be calm
Soon I'll take them off again, limited exposure - monster of the well!
But please don't call me a pervert.

はいてない　気持ちいい
はいてない　気持ちいい
はいてない　気持ちいい
ぱんつとか意味ない
Not wearing them feels good
Not wearing them feels good
Not wearing them feels good
Panties and such have no meaning

風が吹いたら　スカートめくれて
パンチラするけど　はいていないから
興奮できない　なんて言っている
変態野郎が　たくさにるから
世の中こんなに　不景気なんだよ
いつもでたっても　経済停滞
円高のままで　株価もボロボロ
桶屋は当然　報われない！
If the wind blows and the skirt is lifted
You'll get a glimpse of them, but I'm not wearing any so
they say I can't get them excited at all
Because there are a lot of perverts around,
the world's in recession
No matter how much you wait it'll be an economic stagnation
If the yen's strong the stock prices drop
The bucket makers are naturally left unrewarded!

サッポロ一番　チルノは⑨番
美鈴門番　バンバンバン
頭を隠して　尻は隠さずの
本末転倒　金平糖
景気悪いなら　桶を売りぬけば
いいじゃないなんて　わけわらないよ
けっきょく南極　とろけてコンニャク
最後はやっぱり　もうからない！
Sapporo is first place, Cirno is ninth place
Gatekeeper Meiling Bang Bang Bang
Hiding your face, exposing your butt
Getting it backwards, sugar candy
If the business climate's bad and the buckets sell high
No reason it wouldn't work!
Antartica after all, melted konjac
As before at the end I don't prosper!

桶から出てみたら　つるべ落とし全開
まる出し　さらけ出し
風吹いても　あられもない
色気もない　味気ない！
I try exiting the bucket and it falls full speed down
In full view, completely exposed
Even if the wind blows, it's unladylike
No charm in it nor any meaning!

はいてないから　締めけなくて
毎日快適　健康志向　井戸の怪
ぱんつなくても　恥ずかしくない
どこでも脱いじゃう　犯罪気味　井戸の怪
もし捕まったらゲームオーバー
I'm not wearing them so I don't need to cover anything
Everyday's comfortable, health-oriented - monster of the well!
Even without panties I'm not embarrassed
No matter where I'll take them off, isn't it criminal-like - monster of the well!
If somehow I'm caught it's game over.

「おけー　桶はいりませんかー
どなた桶を買ってくださいませんかー
寒い冬には桶を燃やしてあったまりませんかー
ってそんな理由で桶を買うわけないじゃん！
桶なんか燃やさないよ、薪燃やせよ！
ってかあたしも桶じゃなくて、薪とか売れよ
大失敗だよ、前提からして間違ってるよ！
最初からミステイクだよ！」
"Buckets... Don't you need any buckets..
Won't anybody please buy a bucket...
In the cold winter you can burn the buckets to get warm...
Wait, there's no reason for anybody to buy buckets like this!
And don't burn things like buckets, burn firewood!
Or rather, I'm not a bucket either, so sell things like firewood!
That was a massive failure, wrong from the premise!
From the beginning it was a mistake!"

はいてないから　桶で隠して
ギリギリ見えない　完全ガード　井戸の怪
ぱんつはいでも　落ち着けなくて
またすぐ脱いじゃう　見解露出　井戸の怪
でも変態って言わないで
もし捕まったらゲームオーバー
I'm not wearing them so I'm hiding in the bucket
You can barely see, the perfect guard - monster of the well!
Even if I put on panties I won't be calm
Soon I'll take them off again, limited exposure - monster of the well!
But please don't call me a pervert.
If somehow I'm caught it's game over.

売れてない　もうからない
売れてない　もうからない
売れてない　もうからない
ぱんつさえ買えない
Don't sell, don't prosper
Don't sell, don't prosper
Don't sell, don't prosper
I can't even buy panties

はいてない　気持ちいい
はいてない　気持ちいい
はいてない　気持ちいい
ぱんつとか意味ない
ぴゃー！
Not wearing them feels good
Not wearing them feels good
Not wearing them feels good
Panties and such have no meaning
Pya-!