twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-09-24 [09:28] - 928f0586-1775-493f-830f-7aacaf1a31ed.mpeg

[09:29:25] bananaburger: hey, its stereotonetim
[09:29:33] anonymousv8: sounds like the life
[09:29:56] rickeon: what kind of person thinks "oh, it's 5:30 am, better boot up a round of puyo for people to watch"
[09:30:07] somersault_: cant sleep?
[09:30:09] bananaburger: the best kind of person
[09:30:27] rickeon: you're way quieter than the game
[09:30:53] anonymousv8: i tho tim was coming online to play pubg
[09:31:28] diggleshut: TIM RETURNS
[09:31:35] diggleshut: back :o
[09:31:50] bonfiredes_: oh
[09:32:23] rickeon: 2 minutes ago
[09:33:02] anonymousv8: the past is the past
[09:34:42] diggleshut: yeah I'm livin it up
[09:35:09] psym0nkey: what are we doing with our lives, awake at 530 watching tim
[09:35:27] diggleshut: we just know the secret the rest dont
[09:35:54] diggleshut: woo
[09:35:55] blekacross: hi
[09:35:56] anonymousv8: you are just saying that diggle cause ya downstairs neighbor isnt home
[09:36:07] diggleshut: he actually did come home today anony it sucks
[09:36:12] diggleshut: he never does
[09:36:15] psym0nkey: so why no puyo on switch?
[09:36:17] anonymousv8: how do you know?
[09:36:25] diggleshut: car in driveway and he took his mail
[09:36:37] anonymousv8: oh you stalk him
[09:36:42] diggleshut: I live on top of him
[09:36:48] diggleshut: its hard not to notice this stuff
[09:36:48] anonymousv8: lewd
[09:36:51] diggleshut: D:
[09:37:20] anonymousv8: no mario kart is worse
[09:38:12] nbtl: Did you leave your important pepsi in the elevator?
[09:38:22] apathetic_divine: @StereotoneTim Thanks for staying around and talking to us (before stream.) Even though we may have unintentionally contributed to your lack of sleep.
[09:38:31] psym0nkey: have you tried turning the world wide Web off and on again? what about clearing your cashews?
[09:38:34] shimmerfairy: At least now you can be reimbursed for your Splatoon purchase with Twitch® Bits™
[09:38:48] lokiry: my left side sort of really hurts and i don't know why
[09:39:02] nbtl: That leaf is in your head man
[09:39:07] shuddertrix: it's all in my mind
[09:39:11] anonymousv8: have you asked the land lord about the router changes?
[09:39:23] diggleshut: is this bay leaf going to become a returning character this season?
[09:39:37] rickeon: here, this might help http://www.ehow.com/info_8449970_common-pests-bay-laurel-tree.html
[09:39:59] somersault_: the throat is always making musus on its surface, the bayleaf would have been very gone by now
[09:40:08] diggleshut: if you want people to respect your emails make sure you have a good signature
[09:40:32] diggleshut: nice
[09:40:48] anonymousv8: stress?
[09:40:49] diggleshut: lol
[09:41:07] bananaburger: "This message has been scanned by Norton Antivirus"
[09:41:41] nbtl: Tapeworm
[09:41:41] sobeman1: tim will be the first person to have a vbay leaf surgically removed
[09:41:45] rickeon: maybe your throat considers the bay leaf a friend
[09:41:45] diggleshut: like a razor blade in a trick or treat apple
[09:41:47] diggleshut: that's how in there
[09:41:49] somersault_: excuse me?
[09:42:08] psym0nkey: have you tried turning the bay leaf off and on again?
[09:42:27] nbtl: Is the leaf in your throat a metaphor?
[09:42:32] nbtl: because we know it's not literal
[09:42:34] diggleshut: make me laugh clown
[09:42:35] diggleshut: internet clown
[09:42:41] anonymousv8: ban
[09:42:46] somersault_: tell a joke
[09:42:46] diggleshut: 3
[09:42:49] rickeon: tim wouldn't be anywhere near the first person to have a bay leaf surgically removed http://annals.org/aim/article/703964
[09:42:58] psym0nkey: we are all a leaf in Tim's throat on this blessed day
[09:43:14] anonymousv8: burn
[09:43:19] shimmerfairy: speak for yourself!
[09:43:42] nbtl: What's that got to do with Tim's imaginary leaf though?
[09:43:42] diggleshut: bay leaf support groups are everywhere
[09:44:05] rickeon: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2350114
[09:44:15] diggleshut: 1 in 4 eaters know someone affected by a bay leaf
[09:44:20] psym0nkey: judge Judy's toughest case: tim v bay leaf.
[09:44:43] diggleshut: *eff
[09:44:47] rickeon: no problem
[09:44:57] rickeon: bay leaves are a real threat and you should be afraid
[09:45:01] somersault_: ohdear please see a doctor soon tim
[09:45:06] shimmerfairy: @Diggleshut nah, I think affected is right
[09:45:17] diggleshut: ShimmerFairy oh ok cool
[09:45:23] diggleshut: WAS UNSURE
[09:45:39] anonymousv8: rickeon the hero chat loves
[09:45:47] psym0nkey: jet fuel can't melt bay leaves
[09:46:06] diggleshut: what snake oil remedy will you buy for your bay leaf
[09:46:09] rickeon: here's another one http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/019459989411000314?journalCode=otoj
[09:46:29] lokiry: no
[09:46:37] rickeon: bay leaves are uncommon in the hypopharnyx.
[09:46:39] lokiry: like real physical pain to move
[09:47:00] rickeon: less than 10% of bay leaves are located in the hypopharnyx
[09:47:40] diggleshut: you never saw a bay leaf so nice you just wanted it in you
[09:47:49] shimmerfairy: @Rickeon I'm amazed that many bayleafs in the world are in peoples' hypopharnyx
[09:48:00] nbtl: If he's cooling the soup
[09:48:04] nbtl: why's he inhaling?
[09:48:09] nbtl: Holes in the story everywhere
[09:48:16] somersault_: thats how i eat soup
[09:48:19] somersault_: just inhale
[09:48:27] diggleshut: what does this mean by cooling?
[09:48:36] diggleshut: yum
[09:48:50] rickeon: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1715701/
[09:49:03] shimmerfairy: America is why they're in the ER.
[09:49:19] diggleshut: yeah that puraform science
[09:49:21] diggleshut: gotta watch for that
[09:49:23] nbtl: I was gonna get soup, but now I'm having second thoughts
[09:49:59] diggleshut: wow
[09:50:02] diggleshut: expressing your bay leaf
[09:50:20] bananaburger: i think we need to make these things illegal
[09:50:27] rickeon: http://journals.lww.com/ajnonline/Citation/2006/09000/The_Bay_Leaf_That_Saved_My_Mother.30.aspx
[09:50:32] rickeon: oh, it might save your life
[09:50:34] bananaburger: they're just too dangerous
[09:50:44] diggleshut: like rusty nails in your favorite foods
[09:51:05] nbtl: Who's Tim impressing with this fake leaf story?
[09:51:10] nbtl: I guess I'm kinda impressed
[09:51:15] anonymousv8: raw egg it
[09:51:48] somersault_: can a bay leaf kill a man?
[09:51:52] rickeon: try secreting onto the bay leaf
[09:52:05] bananaburger: then allow me to express my disappointment
[09:52:33] anonymousv8: its not, you are done for
[09:52:39] bananaburger: i thought you got this thing out earlier today or something
[09:52:42] kansokusha10: If I ever need to assassinate someone and get away with it, now I know how
[09:54:20] diggleshut: I reallly want to hang uptside down right now
[09:54:27] diggleshut: like those space boots
[09:54:33] anonymousv8: ...
[09:54:43] diggleshut: ohhhhh
[09:54:53] diggleshut: with the bay leaf in your throat
[09:55:10] shimmerfairy: timBayleaf
[09:55:51] rickeon: http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-Respiratory-Foreign-Bodies-from-a-Cat here, most of the same concepts should apply
[09:56:03] diggleshut: I dont actually know what a bay leaf tastes like but I've had them in things before
[09:57:05] diggleshut: or not 2b
[09:57:14] kelmoroy: What is tim trying to achieve here? I just started watching this cast.
[09:57:21] somersault_: apparently bayleaves are good cockroach and rat repellants, so atleast youll be safe
[09:57:24] diggleshut: large combo chains I think
[09:57:40] somersault_: wait, not repellants, poisons. still
[09:57:55] nbtl: THAT LEAF DOESN'T EXIST TIM
[09:58:00] gohtar: So when did you decide the bayleaf life was right for you?
[09:58:07] diggleshut: maybe hte bay leaf is a metaphor
[09:58:09] kelmoroy: <(Oh.)
[09:58:16] diggleshut: like how you have butterflies in your stomach
[09:58:20] diggleshut: you can have a bay leaf in your throat
[09:58:29] kansokusha10: Bayleaf, I choose you!
[09:58:37] anonymousv8: special
[09:58:50] rickeon: try drinking a cup of butter
[09:58:54] shimmerfairy: Ancient Bayleaf theorists believe that bayleafs may have visited humans since ancient times...
[09:59:21] anonymousv8: will fatten you up
[09:59:24] flamin_b: Can't hurt
[09:59:26] rickeon: oh, I didn't mean it would help
[09:59:32] nbtl: If you're not trying everything you can to try to get rid of the "leaf", it doesn't exist
[09:59:42] diggleshut: FAT IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
[09:59:57] diggleshut: oh lol
[10:00:20] diggleshut: sounds like a tumor
[10:00:30] diggleshut: of the toe
[10:00:42] diggleshut: oh
[10:00:49] bonfiredes_: !sellout
[10:00:49] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 479. http://amzn.to/24pJ6cp
[10:01:00] somersault_: is it incubating a clone you?
[10:01:06] diggleshut: you did good
[10:01:17] anonymousv8: no
[10:01:19] ttiewinwt: Hey tim, did you get a summer vacation?
[10:01:23] gohtar: Have you named your new friend?
[10:01:33] rickeon: I found something that says bay leaves have oils that make your hair better, so if it sits in your throat secreting for a few weeks you'll have a lustrous coat
[10:01:36] flamin_b: "Make your way to the chopper!"
[10:01:47] diggleshut: pffft
[10:01:57] diggleshut: flagellation
[10:02:00] nbtl: Stop using big words Tim
[10:02:05] ttiewinwt: damn
[10:02:12] zorhail: Hi Timothorius
[10:02:18] kansokusha10: Flatuation
[10:02:26] diggleshut: lol
[10:02:30] ttiewinwt: how did the scrutinizaton go?
[10:02:55] diggleshut: they used intimidation
[10:03:17] nbtl: Time to forge results like year 1 chem lab
[10:03:42] diggleshut: dont worry tim if things dont work out you can come live in the spare room here
[10:03:47] diggleshut: I'll show you all my favorite memes
[10:03:53] diggleshut: ;-;
[10:03:58] shimmerfairy: "Using a new methodology crafted by Nicholas J. Tillman..."
[10:04:21] diggleshut: m word
[10:04:40] diggleshut: oh
[10:04:41] bonfiredes_: gottem
[10:04:42] ttiewinwt: wow that's harsh
[10:04:42] diggleshut: bible thump
[10:04:44] anonymousv8: hahaha
[10:04:56] anonymousv8: diggle even tim knows
[10:05:03] diggleshut: it's true though the room in front is very small
[10:05:07] diggleshut: some people would consider it a closet
[10:05:37] diggleshut: <
[10:05:40] ttiewinwt: I saw you were playing pubg earlier, how do you like that game?
[10:05:42] gohtar: I got a wasp infested shed in my back yard if you want to try that out of a bit.
[10:06:42] slashstarex: how is the learning curve for puyo?
[10:06:57] somersault_: puyo is impossible
[10:07:32] ttiewinwt: only tim and the japanese can play puyo
[10:07:53] slashstarex: yes :(
[10:07:59] somersault_: i am :c
[10:08:14] nbtl: Stream it
[10:08:17] slashstarex: i sucked at mean bean machine
[10:08:24] nbtl: Twitch cops are asleep
[10:08:40] shimmerfairy: stream Danganrompa 2 then
[10:08:49] anonymousv8: sorry smelly
[10:09:40] ttiewinwt: these little girls don't look like bashees at all
[10:10:18] rickeon: can you cosplay as a bay leaf
[10:10:30] kansokusha10: Or as Bayleaf
[10:10:34] shimmerfairy: Don't play DRV3; review it. Bet there's no stream limit on that, eh?
[10:11:28] rickeon: maybe if you ate some more bay leaves they'd bring it down with them
[10:11:57] anonymousv8: did you play it the right music?
[10:13:08] ttiewinwt: do you still exclusively eat soylent? that's can't be good for depression.
[10:13:14] ttiewinwt: that*
[10:13:21] slashstarex: Do puyos dream of tetris? 🤔
[10:13:31] ttiewinwt: oh ok
[10:14:08] rickeon: like the cost of soylent
[10:14:32] slashstarex: do they actually fill you up? I'm getting dangerously close to selling plasma for food money
[10:15:02] slice919: bay leaf apologists depress me
[10:15:41] slashstarex: nah, I got food for at least a month
[10:15:54] slashstarex: just want to figure out if I can budget booze in
[10:16:08] shimmerfairy: The bayleaf debate should be immortalized as timReal and timFake for the two sides.
[10:16:23] rickeon: just take out the middleman and eat your plasma
[10:16:44] ttiewinwt: doesn't seem like it to me
[10:16:48] somersault_: youre fine yell all you like
[10:16:56] slashstarex: would I have to season it with pepper or salt
[10:16:58] flamin_b: I'm not getting blown out
[10:17:14] azusa19: occams razor
[10:17:28] shimmerfairy: faraday cage? tesla coil?
[10:17:33] slashstarex: old mcdonalds farm
[10:17:58] y0urhir0: Plasma globe
[10:18:36] ttiewinwt: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_globe
[10:18:42] y0urhir0: but they make spherical taters tim
[10:19:09] y0urhir0: aww yee it is!
[10:19:50] somersault_: earth is a time cube man
[10:19:54] shimmerfairy: How accurately can we calculate the bayleaf's effect on Tim if we assume a spherical bayleaf in a vacuum?
[10:20:00] ttiewinwt: no the earth is flat
[10:20:00] gohtar: inert gas discharge tube
[10:20:18] slashstarex: the balls are inert
[10:21:49] slashstarex: tim this is all in your mind, we aren't really even here
[10:21:52] ttiewinwt: I got nothin
[10:21:59] gohtar: I don't know what you are talking about, are you making things up again?
[10:22:08] somersault_: i think he is
[10:22:22] apathetic_divine: I just now noticed that once puyo blobs are connected they all turn to stare at one another, even sometimes looking in both directions at once. It's vaguely unsettling.
[10:22:50] slashstarex: or how about you literally kill your opponent
[10:23:07] slashstarex: this fish dude is about to be sushi
[10:23:15] ttiewinwt: yum
[10:23:18] shimmerfairy: oh huh, they do
[10:24:04] ttiewinwt: oh no it's the other fish dude that turns into sushi, the one with arms
[10:24:04] monkeryz: I visited my old Sploder page.
[10:24:11] blekacross: here tim rake this BagOfMemes
[10:24:24] ttiewinwt: I've been playing minecraft recently at work recently
[10:24:57] bethtojatjar: got em
[10:25:04] ttiewinwt: damn I'm sorry
[10:25:11] shimmerfairy: throwback stream: RCT, OT, Real Lives, and other classics?
[10:25:12] somersault_: tim please its like 6am
[10:25:42] blekacross: timPlus
[10:25:42] slashstarex: succ
[10:25:56] monkeryz: That's only two words.
[10:26:06] blekacross: @monkeryz ?
[10:26:28] blekacross: cat-dog is only 2 words
[10:26:34] monkeryz: doesn't dinner come before dog?
[10:26:36] blekacross: k
[10:26:45] shimmerfairy: and after cat
[10:27:13] ttiewinwt: you're just an english language authoritarian
[10:27:17] somersault_: bless you!
[10:27:35] bethtojatjar: bless you
[10:27:50] anonymousv8: bless the bay leaf
[10:27:52] azusa19: namaste
[10:28:20] rickeon: the bay leaf is my new favorite character in the expanded monotonetim universe
[10:28:49] ttiewinwt: until disney buys it out and makes it not canon anymore
[10:29:04] azusa19: the tim cinematic universe
[10:29:06] anonymousv8: well tim did kill asia old man
[10:29:25] somersault_: what why would he do that?
[10:29:55] anonymousv8: aka MURDER
[10:29:57] blekacross: timMinus
[10:30:00] flamin_b: WHAT?!
[10:30:02] rickeon: your actions tore your father apart
[10:30:06] somersault_: ohlord you monster
[10:30:07] docthemagicllama: RIP asia old man
[10:30:10] ecchisukecchi: ecchisWaifu
[10:30:16] ecchisukecchi: rip
[10:30:47] bananaburger: did you ever buy a "why" item
[10:30:49] rickeon: maybe not your biological father
[10:30:57] bananaburger: thats what it was right?
[10:31:02] gohtar: It is not junk, it is investment property
[10:32:38] ttiewinwt: what kind of magazine has bedsheet recommendations?
[10:33:26] ttiewinwt: that was an excellent accent
[10:33:32] azusa19: good joke tim
[10:33:36] ecchisukecchi: I laughed
[10:33:56] ttiewinwt: oh
[10:34:04] blekacross: timOh
[10:34:04] sgtkillsington: Did you inject many marijuanas?
[10:34:05] nbtl: Don't forget your boi Jim Davis
[10:34:12] jamessevenfives: eyeball marijuana
[10:34:15] slashstarex: oh no tim smoked ice cream
[10:34:31] anonymousv8: adam scott
[10:34:41] rickeon: I always saw you as more of a tribute to the family circus
[10:34:42] sgtkillsington: What about the puppet guy with the dead terrorist, he was all laughs
[10:34:48] bananaburger: its office policy
[10:34:59] blekacross: the dilbert guy with a tie
[10:35:06] arhowe: 🤔
[10:35:25] slashstarex: david bowie?
[10:35:40] azusa19: dilbert bowie
[10:36:21] nbtl: I'm watching the Youtube vod of this
[10:36:24] docthemagicllama: Im watching this stream on justin in the past
[10:36:40] blekacross: Im not even here
[10:36:55] somersault_: im watching this from right behind you
[10:37:03] somersault_: dont look
[10:37:15] nbtl: You can still create it
[10:37:19] slashstarex: this is an astral projection from the skies to my mind
[10:37:31] bananaburger: i already saw this stream yesterday
[10:37:40] shimmerfairy: I'm watching this through justin.tv
[10:37:51] somersault_: lies hurt me tim
[10:37:53] jamessevenfives: would you get weirded out if anyone was watching without pants
[10:37:54] rickeon: if you seen one stereotone stream, you've seen all of them
[10:38:02] rickeon: he's going to take a break from puyo and move over to food use any minute
[10:38:27] blekacross: Im prety sure most of us have watched tim on the toilet
[10:38:50] azusa19: boyfriend asmr then?
[10:38:53] nbtl: How will I know what Bob is up to if you don't update us?
[10:38:54] shimmerfairy: perjury more like projury
[10:39:09] jamessevenfives: i think he means people watching your stream while taking a shit
[10:39:30] blekacross: yes
[10:39:39] gohtar: Tim if your throat rejects the bay leaf by making a pearl out of it and you hack it up, can I have it?
[10:41:09] gohtar: It might get tired of it and want to move on to something like a corn kernel husk.
[10:41:15] nbtl: Because they're not real either Tim
[10:41:25] aifread: If you leave it too long it evolves into Meganium
[10:41:28] rickeon: the people who left it in their throat died at home, so they never got included in the case reports
[10:41:48] shimmerfairy: National Bureau of Transportation Leagues?
[10:41:49] nbtl: Whoa whoa whoa, this stream isn't about me
[10:41:51] nbtl: It's about you
[10:41:53] blekacross: no being loves tim = nbtl
[10:41:55] nbtl: and your fake leaf
[10:41:57] kansokusha10: No Bully the Little
[10:42:03] slashstarex: is a bay leaf some sort of digimon
[10:42:18] rickeon: nutmeg, bay leaves, tomato, lettuce
[10:42:23] blekacross: nvm got the t & l mixed up
[10:42:35] somersault_: never bathe too late
[10:43:07] rickeon: not boring to lie
[10:43:25] blekacross: now broadcasting twitch live
[10:43:30] sgtkillsington: Noby Boy Too Long
[10:43:41] gohtar: nasa broke the lute
[10:43:43] nbtl: Noby Noby Boy was a good game
[10:43:45] kansokusha10: Never berate the losers
[10:43:57] shimmerfairy: Non-Belligerent Tactical Legion
[10:44:18] sgtkillsington: That was made by the katamari damacy guy right? he still making any games?
[10:44:34] nbtl: "it's a feature"
[10:45:03] kansokusha10: Nothing beats the lemon
[10:45:03] sgtkillsington: Playground equipment that rolls all the children up into a giant ball and shoots them into space to fuse into a star
[10:45:05] rickeon: just start making playground equipment, and let the job offers come to you
[10:45:33] aifread: Doesn't the Katamari guy have mixed feelings about the success of the games? Or is that thing about them being anti-capitalist just an internet myth?
[10:45:40] jamessevenfives: swing sets own
[10:45:53] somersault_: there is a sex playground over here, its for old people though
[10:45:56] shimmerfairy: swing sets cannot legally own things
[10:46:04] y0urhir0: there is a play ground equipment manufacturing facility near me, they might be hiring.
[10:46:50] sgtkillsington: Congrats Tim!
[10:46:54] aifread: At least the music in the series has been consistently good
[10:47:02] rickeon: https://www.amazon.com/Starting-Playground-Cleaning-Business-Velasco-ebook/dp/B00ZI1B3E8/
[10:47:05] rickeon: is that close enough
[10:47:10] nbtl: Wait, adult swings? Like a sex swing?
[10:47:24] y0urhir0: SEX SWING I LOVE THAT BAND!
[10:47:52] aifread: I hear sirens and I'm never sure if it's police in Baltimore or ambulances in rural Japan LuL
[10:47:52] somersault_: there are these wheels like boobs and you spin the nipples
[10:47:56] kansokusha10: Ultra-orthodox Jewish village in New York builds children's playground where genders are strictly segregated.
[10:47:59] billielethargy: LuL
[10:48:01] rickeon: oh man, the first review there totally wasn't by the author
[10:48:05] kansokusha10: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309112/Ultra-orthodox-Jewish-village-New-York-builds-childrens-playground-genders-strictly-segregated.html
[10:48:06] somersault_: and some machine which helps you hump good
[10:48:20] nbtl: Tell us the 5 positions
[10:48:24] sgtkillsington: there's some pretty fucked up shit on youtube, just need to label the video as "instructional"
[10:48:30] nbtl: She seems to be enjoying it
[10:48:51] nbtl: Hot
[10:49:18] rickeon: Oh man, the 5 star review on that amazon link, his only two reviews are that one, and a 1 star review on a competing book saying only "bad!!!!" made at exactly the same time
[10:50:06] nbtl: Is Draco Malfoy legally obligated to be your boyfriend if you wear the shirt?