Fox Slut Thing 1

[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> [Day 1]
[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> -prew-
[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> "FUCK!" you exclaim loudly.
[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> The fucking power is out.
[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> You were downloading shit.
[19:14] <!CYOA-steady> Fuckshit, now you'll have to go outside....
[19:15] <!CYOA-steady> You stand up and dust the cheeto crumbs off your thighs.
[19:15] <!CYOA-steady> The only thing outside you want is dick.
[19:15] <!CYOA-steady> What the fuck are you supposed to do all day?
[19:16] <!CYOA-steady> "You could try to get some dick!" the voice in your head says happily.
[19:16] <!CYOA-steady> You make her burst into flames with your mind.
[19:16] <!CYOA-steady> That is an excellent suggestion though.
[19:16] <!CYOA-steady> You walk over to your closet.
[19:17] <!CYOA-steady> What the fuck do women wear when they want dick?
[19:17] <!CYOA-steady> You decide to settle on your tightest jeans and a baggy T-shirt that reads "I <3 the D"
[19:17] <!CYOA-steady> Maybe that's too subtle but it'll do.
[19:18] <!CYOA-steady> According to internet porn all you have to do is be female and walk around so this should be easy.
[19:18] <!CYOA-steady> This crap apartment, man.
[19:18] <!CYOA-steady> You never had to leave your room until your bitchcunt mother kicked you out.
[19:19] <!CYOA-steady> On the bright side you'll finally get to fuck something not made of silicon rubber.
[19:19] <!CYOA-steady> Now.... where to begin your quest for dick....
[19:20] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] See if there are any dicks in the apartment building.
[19:20] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Go somewhere dicks congregate, like a dick convention or something.
[19:20] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Chicken out, curl up under the covers and hide.
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] See if there's one of those strip clubs with guys in tiny underwear flopping their junk and dumb bitches for money.
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:21] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:22] <!CYOA-steady> She's a classy lady.
[19:22] <Taco_Hell> [x] See if there's one of those strip clubs
[19:23] <HyakkoF> [x] Strip club
[19:24] <Brotius> [x] Strappans
[19:24] <!CYOA-steady> Alright, step 1. Look at dicks.
[19:24] <!CYOA-steady> Baby steps Juri.
[19:25] <!CYOA-steady> A stripclub or soemthing will work.
[19:25] <!CYOA-steady> It's like noon.... there has to be one open though right?
[19:25] <!CYOA-steady> You open the yellow pages and look up everything you can think a stripclub might be under.
[19:26] <!CYOA-steady> You find an add for a 24-hour all male 18+ strip club.
[19:26] <!CYOA-steady> And another that's 21+
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Go to the 18+ strip club.
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Go to the 21+ strip club.
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Go to the bank, you need more moniez.
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:27] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:27] <Brotius> [x] Bank
[19:28] <Taco_Hell> [x] Bank
[19:28] <Brotius> this isn't personal experience at all
[19:28] <Brotius> I swear
[19:28] <Taco_Hell> Nope
[19:28] <Taco_Hell> Not at all
[19:28] <HyakkoF> [x] Bank
[19:28] <Brutus> [X] Bank
[19:28] <!CYOA-steady> (Fun Fact: I actually know the difference between an 18+ and 21+ strip club)
[19:29] <Brotius> (They're practically the same when they run a buffet from 12-3 on the weekdays)
[19:29] <Brotius> (/me coughs)
[19:29] <!CYOA-steady> You grab your wallet.
[19:29] <!CYOA-steady> You open it and a moth flies out.
[19:30] <!CYOA-steady> Which causes you to promptly freak out and start throwing shit at is as your voice goes all high pitched and jagged from abject terror.
[19:30] <!CYOA-steady> After breaking three major pieces of furniture you manage to slay the demon moth and continue on your day.
[19:30] <!CYOA-steady> You need to go to the bank.
[19:31] <!CYOA-steady> Strippers probably won't take your card.
[19:31] <!CYOA-steady> Ah... the card.
[19:31] <!CYOA-steady> A physical representation of your wealthy fathers affections.
[19:32] <!CYOA-steady> Every day it get's another 100$ loaded onto it.... most of which you spend ordering pizza, anime collectible, video games, and sex toys off the internet.
[19:32] <!CYOA-steady> But right now you should have 1000$ in it.
[19:33] <!CYOA-steady> You walk out into the hallway.
[19:33] <!CYOA-steady> It's empty.
[19:34] <!CYOA-steady> Ah Daddy... he respects your fear and hatred of other sentient creatures.
[19:34] <!CYOA-steady> But all the same, you want one inside you!
[19:34] <!CYOA-steady> ONWARD!
[19:34] <!CYOA-steady> you open the front door and physically recoil as the sunlight hits you.
[19:35] <!CYOA-steady> After hissing dramatically and swearing under your breath as you threaten a giant ball of burning hydrogen millions of miles away you tuck your hands into your pocket and start walking.
[19:35] <!CYOA-steady> People always try to avoid you when you go out like this.
[19:35] <!CYOA-steady> Probably because of the whole heterochromia thing.
[19:36] <!CYOA-steady> And the fox tail.
[19:36] <!CYOA-steady> They're probably worried you'll eat their soul.
[19:36] <!CYOA-steady> Which you would if you were 75 years older.
[19:36] <!CYOA-steady> So it works out.
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> You arrive at the bank 4 blocks away.
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> How much should you take out of the ATM?
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 100$
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 300$
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 500$
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] All of it
[19:37] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[19:38] <Brotius> [x] 300
[19:39] <Brutus> [X] 300
[19:39] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:39] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:39] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:39] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:39] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell
[19:39] <Taco_Hell> [x] 300
[19:42] <!CYOA-steady> You take out 300$ and realize you just tapped your bank account for strip club money.
[19:42] <Ausbro> Sorry I missed it starting, was too busy being depressed by my lecture.
[19:42] <!CYOA-steady> This is EXACTLY why neets shouldn't be trusted.
[19:42] <!CYOA-steady> Well whatever.
[19:42] <!CYOA-steady> You wanna see a dick.
[19:43] <!CYOA-steady> So you walk up town towards the general direction of the two strip clubs.
[19:43] <!CYOA-steady> Which one to try though....
[19:43] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 18+
[19:43] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 21+
[19:43] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[19:43] <Brotius> [x] 21+
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[19:44] <!CYOA-steady> [Intermission]


[19:44] <Brutus> [X] 21+
[20:16] <!CYOA-steady> Okay.
[20:16] <!CYOA-steady> So yeah.
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 18+ strip club (full nudity, no bar)
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] 21+ strip club (almost full nudity, open bar)
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:17] <Brotius> [x] 21+
[20:19] <@CEB> [X] 21+ strip club (almost full nudity, open bar)
[20:20] <Ausbro> [X] 21+
[20:20] <Ausbro> BOOZE?
[20:21] <Ausbro> BOOZE
[20:23] <!CYOA-steady> Let's go to the 21+ club.
[20:23] <!CYOA-steady> Because alcohol might be just the incentive you need to get someone to let you touch their dick.
[20:23] <!CYOA-steady> You approach the building.
[20:24] <!CYOA-steady> It's..... it's not crowded thankfully.
[20:24] <!CYOA-steady> Probably because of the fact it's fucking NOON.
[20:24] <!CYOA-steady> Good, more dicks for you.
[20:24] <!CYOA-steady> You enter the club and your attention is immediately drawn to the VERY well endowed Incubus dancing on stage.
[20:25] <!CYOA-steady> You're.... probably not ready for an incubus.
[20:25] <!CYOA-steady> You should find a guy more... harmless/// to get a lap dance form.
[20:25] <!CYOA-steady> You find a quiet secluded spot.
[20:25] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Order a drink.
[20:26] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Get a lapdance.
[20:26] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[20:26] <@CEB> [X] Order a drink.
[20:26] <HyakkoF> [x] Drink
[20:26] <Brotius> [x] drink
[20:27] <Ausbro> [X] BOOZE
[20:27] <Ausbro> Makes it easier to touch dicks
[20:27] <!CYOA-steady> You wave over a werecat in assless chaps and cowboy boots.
[20:27] <!CYOA-steady> "Hi there, darlin' what can I do for you?" he says with a smile.
[20:28] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "I... I.... I'd like... a drink... please."
[20:28] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "I'd like to order a drink."
[20:28] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "Let me touch your dick." -heavy breathing-
[20:28] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "Ravage me..."
[20:28] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[20:29] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:29] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:29] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:29] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:29] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[20:29] <@CEB> [X] "I... I.... I'd like... a drink... please." HAHA REALISM AND STUTTERING
[20:29] <Brutus> [X] "I'd like to order a drink."
[20:30] <HyakkoF> [x] I... I...
[20:31] <Brotius> [x] I...
[20:32] <!CYOA-steady> "I... I.... I'd like... a drink... please." You say as your cheeks turn red and you look away.
[20:32] <!CYOA-steady> He catches you stealing glances at his package and chuckles softly.
[20:33] <!CYOA-steady> "Darlin' it's there for you to look at, relax." he says as he does a little two step and spins around.
[20:33] <!CYOA-steady> You smile awkwardly.
[20:33] <!CYOA-steady> "First time?" He asks as he hands you a drink menu.
[20:34] <!CYOA-steady> "N-no... I've seen dicks lots of time." You lie as you point to a random colorful drink, not sure what's in any of them.
[20:34] <!CYOA-steady> Well.... it's not technically a lie.
[20:34] <!CYOA-steady> But you've never seen one in person.
[20:35] <!CYOA-steady> "coming right up darlin'." He says with a knowing grin.
[20:35] <!CYOA-steady> HE'S ONTO YOU!
[20:35] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Panic and leave.
[20:35] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Wait for your drink quietly.
[20:35] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[20:36] <Brotius> [x] Wait qui- ABORT ABORT
[20:37] <@CEB> [X] Wait for your drink quietly.
[20:38] <HyakkoF> [x] Wait
[20:50] <Taco_Hell> [x] Wait
[20:52] <!CYOA-steady> You wait quietly.
[20:52] <!CYOA-steady> No backing down now!
[20:53] <!CYOA-steady> A few moments later the werecat returns with your drink.
[20:53] <!CYOA-steady> It's fruity, but the burn of alcohol is apparent.
[20:59] <!CYOA-steady> "So you want a lap dance sugar?" He asks with a smile.
[20:59] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Y-yes... please..."
[20:59] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] I want you to rub your junk on my face...."
[20:59] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "N-no thank you..."
[20:59] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[20:59] <Brotius> ...
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> WHAT?
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> He's a stripper.
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> This is nothing for him.
[21:00] <!CYOA-steady> He just thinks she's awkward and cute.
[21:00] <Brotius> no i mean I'm debating internally if I really want-
[21:00] <Brotius> ah fuck it
[21:00] <Brotius> [x] I-i want you to rub your junk on my face...
[21:01] <Ausbro> Hmm
[21:01] <HyakkoF> [x] Face
[21:01] <Ausbro> And let's face it, she's a lewd NEET
[21:01] <Ausbro> [X] Face
[21:02] <!CYOA-steady> "I..."
[21:02] <!CYOA-steady> "Yes?" He asks as if to tease a response out of you.
[21:03] <!CYOA-steady> "I want you to rub your junk on my face..." You say with a perverted smile.
[21:04] <!CYOA-steady> "... Sorry, hun. If I touch you we'll both get in trouble. I get off work in about an hour if you want some....  "private time" though."
[21:04] <!CYOA-steady> "Will private time involve me getting fucked?..." you ask as you feel a sudden rush of excitement at his offer.
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> "You're.... a little perverted huh? Perverted cuties like you are pretty rare." He says with a grin and a wink.
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> .....
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> DING
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> Girlboner achieved.
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] H-how much for an hour long lapdance?
[21:05] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Is.... is this going to cost a lot?
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] I'll.... I'll just enjoy the music for an hour then....
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] I don't... think that's a good idea (Chicken out)
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:06] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:06] <Brotius> [x] Is... this going to cost a lot?
[21:07] <HyakkoF> [x] Is this going to cost a lot?
[21:08] <Ausbro> [X]Same
[21:09] <!CYOA-steady> "Is.... is this going to cost a lot?" You ask remembering you only brought 300$.
[21:10] <!CYOA-steady> "Sweety, I'm a stripper not a prostitute. The lapdance is 50$ for 20 minutes.... the fun is special limited time offer that most of the girls who come here don't qualify for." He says with a smile.
[21:10] <!CYOA-steady> "Q-qualify?....." you say as you make a retarded grin.
[21:11] <!CYOA-steady> "Like I said, you're cute."
[21:11] <!CYOA-steady> He turns and walks off, his tail rubbing across your cheek.
[21:11] <!CYOA-steady> You wiggle your hips in your chair as you sit there.
[21:11] <!CYOA-steady> An hour has never passed so slowly....
[21:12] <!CYOA-steady> Getting laid sure is easy.... all you had to do was go outside.
[21:12] <!CYOA-steady> Maybe you're pretty or something?
[21:12] <!CYOA-steady> This is nothing like the bitches on internet forums whine about.
[21:14] <!CYOA-steady> As you wait you watch the incubus, then a minotaur do their stage shows.
[21:14] <!CYOA-steady> God that is a big dick.... the physics involved seem sketchy...
[21:14] <!CYOA-steady> You'\ll have to try one like that at some point.
[21:15] <!CYOA-steady> You're mezmerized by his hypnotic wang.
[21:15] <!CYOA-steady> you jump in surprise when the werecat taps you on the shoulder.
[21:15] <!CYOA-steady> "Ready for our date sugar?" he say, now wearing normal clothes.
[21:15] <!CYOA-steady> A t-shirt and black jeans.
[21:16] <!CYOA-steady> He's still incredibly hot.
[21:16] <!CYOA-steady> His hair is ear length and light brown and he has blue cat-like eyes.
[21:16] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Nod and follow him.
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "Y-yes.... I'm Juri..."
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Run away.
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:17] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:17] <Brotius> [x] Y-yes..
[21:18] <@CEB> [X] "Y-yes.... I'm Juri..."
[21:18] <Ausbro> You're about to have his dick in your face, least you can do is tel the guy your name
[21:18] <Ausbro> [X] Y-yes
[21:19] <!CYOA-steady> "Y-yes..." you say as you stand. "I'm Juri..."
[21:19] <!CYOA-steady> "Cute name for a cute girl, I'm Will." He says as he offers his hand.
[21:20] <!CYOA-steady> You take it gently and follow him out the back door of the club.
[21:21] <!CYOA-steady> Ah.... that's a nice car...
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> He opens the door for you.
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> Should.... should you really do this?
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] Fuck yes! Dick!
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] No.... no this is wrong.
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> Choose.
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:22] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:22] <Brotius> [x] Dick! Dick!
[21:22] <HyakkoF> [x] Dick
[21:23] <@CEB> [X] Fuck yes! Dick!
[21:23] <Ausbro> You seem to be giving us a significant amount of options to back out of this
[21:24] <Ausbro> But, my one vote won't be able to back us out now
[21:24] <Ausbro> And I've gotta go buy things before stores close or are sold out
[21:24] <Ausbro> So laters
[21:24] <!CYOA-steady> It's just her apprehension.
[21:24] <!CYOA-steady> Don't read too much into it.
[21:25] <!CYOA-steady> You get in and he closes the door and walks around to the other side.
[21:25] <!CYOA-steady> "So darlin' do you want to go right to a hotel or would you like me to buy you dinner first?" He says with a smile.
[21:25] <!CYOA-steady> You stare at his crotch.
[21:25] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "D-dinner first..."
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> [ ] "I... I just wanna fuck..."
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> Choose
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:26] <!CYOA-steady> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Taco_Hell Ausbro
[21:26] <Brotius> [x] D-dinner
[21:26] <@CEB> [X] "I... I just wanna fuck..." THIS IS NOTHING SERIOUS, JUST A FLING
[21:26] <Brotius> I wish someone got me dinner after work ;_;
[21:39] <!CYOA-steady> [Intermission]