Easiest Game Ever

local x,y = term.getSize()
os.pullEvent = os.pullEventRaw

local function cPrint(text)
	x2,y2 = term.getCursorPos()
	term.setCursorPos(math.ceil((x / 2) - (text:len() / 2)), y2)
	write(text.. "\n")
end

term.setBackgroundColour( colors.gray )
term.clear()
term.setCursorPos(1,3)
cPrint("The Hardest Game Ever")
cPrint("Level 1")
sleep(1)
term.clear()

local maps = {
	["map_0"] = {
		"",
		"",
		"XXXXXXXXX",
		"XZBBBBBRX",
		"XXXXXXXXX",
	}
}

local currentMap = ""
local charX = 0
local charY = 0
local colorSet = {
	["X"] = colors.lightGray,
	["B"] = colors.black,
	["Z"] = colors.cyan,
	["R"] = colors.red,
}

function loadmap( map, offset )
	term.setBackgroundColour( colors.gray )
	term.clear()
	local theMap = maps[map]
	for i=1,#theMap do
		for iv=1,#(theMap[i]) do
			local pixel = string.sub( theMap[i], iv, iv )
			if colorSet[pixel] then
				paintutils.drawPixel( 3+iv, offset+i, colorSet[pixel] )
				if map ~= currentMap then --If first time loading then...
					if pixel == "Z" then
						charX = 3+iv
						charY = 3+i
					end
				end
			end
		end
	end

	if map ~= currentMap then
		currentMap = map
	end
end

function redraw( char, offset )
	loadmap( "map_0", offset )
	term.setCursorPos(charX, charY)
	term.setBackgroundColour( colors.black )
	term.setTextColour( colors.lime )
	write( char )
end

redraw( ">", 3 )

repeat
	local event, key = os.pullEvent("key")
until key == keys.right

charX = charX +1
redraw( ">", 3 )
sleep(0.5)
redraw( "v", 3 )
sleep(0.5)
redraw( "v", 2 )
term.setCursorPos( 1, y )
term.setBackgroundColour( colors.black )
term.clearLine()
term.setTextColour( colors.yellow )
write("Press Ctrl to access menu")
term.setCursorPos( x-#("Ln 957"), y )
write("Ln 957")
term.setTextColour( colors.white )
term.setCursorPos( x-#("957"), y )
write("957")
sleep(0.5)

for i=charY, y-3 do
	redraw( "v", 1 )
	term.setCursorPos( 1, y )
	term.setBackgroundColour( colors.black )
	term.clearLine()
	term.setTextColour( colors.yellow )
	write("Press Ctrl to access menu")
	term.setCursorPos( x-#("Ln 957"), y )
	write("Ln 957")
	term.setTextColour( colors.white )
	term.setCursorPos( x-#("957"), y )
	write("957")

	term.setCursorPos( 1, y-1 )
	term.setBackgroundColour( colors.black )
	term.clearLine()
	term.setTextColour( colors.white )
	write("end")

	charY = charY +1
	sleep(0.5)
end

term.setCursorBlink( true )
term.setCursorPos( 1, y-1 )
term.clearLine()
textutils.slowPrint("error(\"Hacked\")")
term.setCursorPos( 16, y-1 )
sleep(1)
term.setCursorPos( 1, y )
term.clearLine()
print( shell.getRunningProgram().. ":957: Hacked" )
term.setCursorBlink( false )
sleep(1)
term.setCursorBlink( true )
write("> ")
textutils.slowPrint("lua")
term.setCursorPos( 6, y-1 )
sleep(1)
print("\nInteractive Lua prompt.")
print("Call exit() to exit.")
write("lua> ")
sleep(1)
textutils.slowPrint("os = nil")
term.setCursorBlink( false )
sleep(1)
print("error")
sleep(3)
for i=1,50 do
	for i=1,20 do
		term.setCursorPos( math.random( x ), math.random( y ) )
		local color = math.random( 1, 5 )
		if color == 1 then
			term.setTextColour( colors.white )
		elseif color == 2 then
			term.setTextColour( colors.green )
		elseif color == 3 then
			term.setTextColour( colors.red )
		elseif color == 4 then
			term.setTextColour( colors.lime )
		else
			term.setTextColour( colors.blue )
		end
		write("bios:32: Attempt to call nil")
	end

	sleep(0)
end

term.setBackgroundColour( colors.blue )
term.clear()
term.setBackgroundColour( colors.white )
term.setTextColour( colors.blue )
term.setCursorPos(1, 4)
cPrint(" Error ")
term.setCursorPos(1, 6)
term.setBackgroundColour( colors.blue )
term.setTextColour( colors.black )
cPrint("Your computer has crashed because")
cPrint("you never got a antivirus, but hey")
cPrint("atleast we made you your own realistic")
cPrint("BSoD, I don't know how long i'll have to")
cPrint("type to make this as realistic as possible")
print()
sleep(3)
cPrint("Press any key to continue")

repeat
	local event, key = os.pullEvent("key")
until key ~= 1
print( "bios:32:Attempt to call nil (os.pullEvent)" )
sleep(1)
print("LOL JK :3")
repeat
write("> ")
until read() ~= ""
print("Hah! The virus is still going on...")
write("> ")
sleep(1)
textutils.slowPrint( shell.getRunningProgram() )
while true do
	for i=1,50 do
		for i=1,20 do
			term.setCursorPos( math.random( x ), math.random( y ) )
			local color = math.random( 1, 5 )
			if color == 1 then
				term.setTextColour( colors.white )
			elseif color == 2 then
				term.setTextColour( colors.green )
			elseif color == 3 then
				term.setTextColour( colors.red )
			elseif color == 4 then
				term.setTextColour( colors.lime )
			else
				term.setTextColour( colors.blue )
			end
			write("bios:32: Attempt to call nil")
		end

		sleep(0)
	end
end