Episode 18

Episode 18) the Draconic War:

	Welcome back to another awesome possum Planet^2 Friday today we will be a red day a sword day! Listen up my Homie Slices for today we will revive the Ender Dragon many of us will die but we will preserver for we have slain the Dragon before, we can do it again!  Last time at Planet Squared there was a massive team death match to the death it was great and fun to watch, there was also a free for all to the death also during the stream they have made massive upgrades to the Shulker Mansion making it 10x more difficult to get anywhere in fact it’s so difficult you could say it’s like invading the beaches of Normandy.

	And now today on Planet^2 the peeps have begun preparing themselves for the Draconic War aka the Ender Dragon Raid hopefully enough people join the Raid, for we all know the more people the more fun it becomes! Lorny discovered he had a Butt Ton of quartz and marble he needed to make something of them but what he thought it had to be amazing it had to be massive; it has to be so magnificent everyone on the Server would be jealous at it and with their jealously Lorny could rub it in their faces!

	Loryn got some Slyme he then went to his drug lab and started mass producing the steroids and drugs they would need to fight the Ender Dragon, as he was doing that he then went on and started to create some kick ass gear for his current armor had seen better days for example his boots have destroyed and his pants and leg armor are in the Red Zone also called the Danger Zone.

	Raph has finally appeared on the stream he was busy getting Edeneth Fully Operational for us to view and enjoy, Raph informed Loryn of the Mother Lode of Blazes about 200 have filled the Grinder to the brim in fact there’s so many Blazes it had an adverse effect on Loryn’s Frames entering the Grinder Lorny went in and started to wreck some face and when he did a massive tsunami wave of Exp exploded all over his face KappaPride. Back at his casa Loryn started to review the enchants he was kind of disappointed with the choice he got, there were alright but he didn’t need fire protection IV Lorny needs Unbreaking but it is very rare for a good reason but Raph decided to help him out Raph reminded Lorny of his catalogue which lists Unbreaking for 3 diamonds but Lorny tried to trade other enchantments but Raph denied him. Lorny saw illegal Zombie Pig Men enter his Home this annoyed him for the punishment for Illegally entering his home is death charging the Zombie Pig Men his army of Doggies followed him into combat but there was friendly fire by accident the Loyal Snowman hiding in his Pill Box has struck one of the dogs, this pissed of the Doggie to the point the dog went up to him and murdered him on COLD BLOOD!!!! He’s going to need to resurrect the fallen Snowman who died by Friendly Fire.

	We interrupt this Episode for a wonderful informative Advertisement meant for the Hard Working Minecraft Player, are you needing certain items of interest to help you in the Mines/the Farm and in Combat well we got a Catalogue for you! Fresh off the printing presses is The 1st Edition Sinister Scholar Society Catalogue of wares for you; in the Catalogue are Weapons, Armor, Organically Grown Non-GMO Harvested Food, Tools, Building Materials, Ores, Enchantments, and more importantly the highly demanded Love Sword with Love License not only will you have a License to kill but a License to Love! The Catalogue has been painstakingly organized the prices have been properly calculated to give you a fair deal now you may be tempted to get your wares from the Conspiracy Mafia but I wouldn’t o that if I were you there products are quite inferior to ours plus you are dealing with the Mafia there is a 100 percent chance they will rip you off, mug you and the throw your corpse into the river to feed the fishes. So if you’re in need of wares please order from the Sinister Science Society Catalogue and for every purchase come the satisfaction of knowing you won’t get brutally murdered or robbed by a thug organization, plus all proceeds will help fun our scientific discoveries these discoveries will help to enrich our Future Catalogues.

	Good news everyone a new homie has entered the world of Planet^2 her name is Elvis fan 23 also known as Lisa you are tearing me apart Loryn the Genie gave her the Supply Kit and the rundown of the world and how it works, but like everyone else before her the two biggest Faction tried to recruit her but she decided to join Loryn’s Conspiracy Mafia but she has seconds thought she doesn’t like being put in the middle of the two it’s going to be awkward when they go to war...

	Near the Conspiracy Mafia’s home base a mysterious Portal opened up it was a swirling sphere of green and black energy, and out of the portal was a wounded man and in his hand a strange Computer containing the schematics of the Event Horizon as well as information regarding the Valkarion Empire and various other things, a Universal Shield Generator that has the power to seal an entire Universe in an impenetrable sphere made of Omnium the building blocks of the Universe the hardest material in existence period. The man didn’t have much time left the portal that brought him was soon going to bring him back to Avalon he had to hurry running to Loryn’s home he placed the Computer in his Mansion, it was then the portal reopened and he was soon dragged back in back to Avalon…

	Today on the first episode of Planetary News the number one news source and only news sources, recording the actions and political drama between the Factions of Planet Squared today our first issue is the Draconic Wars the factions have decided to revive the Ender Dragon once more to slay it once more for treasure and bragging rights of course!

	In other news a new homie has entered Planet^2 her name is Elvis Fan 23 also known as Lisa you are tearing me apart and I did not hit her I did not… Oh hey Loryn *ahem* anyways after giving her the survival kit as well as a copy of the Planet^2 Constitution Loryn informed her of the rules of the world you can either join an existing Faction or you can be a trailblazer and start your own, but she decided to join the Conspiracy Mafia led by the Lorny the Mafia Don himself this would be his second recruit after the Infamous Earf the Hitman of Legends and Hoyl’s Son who he misses dearly like an father would when he hasn’t seen his Son in weeks (the sounds of Hoyl’s crying could be heard in the background what a weirdo this Reporter thinks)…

	And last but not least is the Unveiling of the Sinister Science Society 1st Edition Catalogue which has 12 pages of awesome weapons and items so far it’s has gotten a massive Subscriber Base and requests for new gear has been filed, not only that but an Ad for the Conspiracy Mafia Banner I bought one for the low price of  3 emeralds I like the mafia but I don’t want to swear loyalty to them as a Journalist one must be unbiased   journalism still has ethics and I swore to them, I also purchased the Love Sword from Raph for 3 diamonds it’s a very nice collectors weapon not suited for combat unfortunately.

	And with this we end Planetary News next time we will reveal the battle starts of the Draconic War as play the replay of the battle, we will also talk about the Militarization of the Conspiracy Mafia for months billions of Conspiracy Credits have been dished out to modernize the Mafia into an impressive military fighting force but why this reporter is interested to know why is he going to invade SSS lands, so next week we will interview the Mafia Don himself Lorny to find out the reason of the increase of military spending this has been John-John the Johnman signing off.

	At his home Lorny noticed something odd it was a Computer it was silver there was also blood on it, picking it up he soon wiped the blood off it walking to his room he soon booted up the Computer there was a message from a man named Tyler Leader of the Resistance in Valkarion the message revealed to Loryn what was going on in Avalon so this Tyler and Matt the Emperor were good friends, but as he read on the message reveled to him there is a weakness to the shield surrounding the Conspiracy Files Universe they could exploit it  hopefully destroying the Shield Generator called Event Horizon freeing the Conspiracy Files Universe. After reading the Message there were other files one file had information of the Helios Core a Gauntlet they use to access their powers, but the one file disturbed it was simply titled Raph of the SSS why would it be there he thought? After clicking it there was 100 pages worth of information after spending a few hours reading it, Loryn slammed his hand on the table he couldn’t believe what he was reading he couldn’t it wasn’t possible but here it was…Raph is a TR8R!!!!!!

	Next time on Planet^2 learning of this shocking revelation what will Lorny do next he has earned of Raph's betrayal, he has learned that Raph has been sending valuable info to the Head Scientists of Valkarion Scientist Supreme Carlos and Carl he has also given them Funkalicious Journal this truly angered Lorny how dare he give his Former Mentors Journal away to the enemy….This means War…In his Lab Raph also got a similar Computer in the Computer it claimed Earf my Son under the orders of Loryn had secretly placed a nuke under his base, just in case there would be war between the two Factions Loryn would have an edge. But who is telling the truth and who is truly pulling the strings behind this find out next time in Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!