___ don't actually exist (commie ver)

Communists don't actually exist. "Commie" is a delusion, a made-up word that these mid-teens think is real, and have begun calling themselves that to get attention. There's Capitalists, and there's Anarchists. There's no magical unicorn "Communism" in between. Ever notice how people start grasping at straws and changing the definition of what a "Communism" is whenever their existance is challenged, and how everybody's definition of what a "Commie" is, is different? That's proof enough that it's made-up. "Communism" is a gross, abused, and completely fake term, and so-called "Commies" are the culmination of some of the worst things about attention-starved teenagers combined. No-personality, all-equal, cookie-cutter garbage, who got the choice between "capitalist" or "anarchist", but chose both instead, like the spoiled brats they are.