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- "What's up?"
- "You mean besides you?"
- "What can I say? I'm an early /riser/."
- "I didn't ask for a pun wake up call."
- "And I didn't ask for morning wood, yet here we are."
- "I'm growing tired of this every day."
- "That's not the only thing that's growing."
- "Ughh. Stop. We need to get up."
- "But it's already up."
- "Stop making things difficult!"
- "I'm making things difficult? Hard even?"
- "Shush. What's for breakfast?" Marinette desperately tries to change the subject.
- "Well, I mean..." Adrien glances down at his tented shorts a few times.
- Marinette makes a horrified face and grabs a pillow. "NO!" She whaps the pillow against her laughing boyfriend. "You're gonna get recked."
- "Erect?"
- "Okay. That's it. I'm going to smother you."
- "With love and affection?"
- "I'm going to /kill/ you!" She slams the pillow down over his face and holds it there, making out a bit of his muffled voice from under the pillow. She lifts the pillow reluctantly. "What was that?"
- "Well, a little death /would/ alleviate the situation..."
- "Screw you."
- "Yes, please."
- "I'm going to scream..."
- "I sure hope so." He winks.
- Marinette shoves the pillow back over his face and hops off the bed. "I'm done. You can fend for yourself this morning. I'm getting myself something after I shower."
- "Oh, I'm quite experienced with taking care of myself. All those times I went camping as a kid....I've already pitched a tent!" Adrien gestures at himself.
- "Good! Then you can take of that yourself as well." She opens the bathroom door.
- "Well, it's true that handling my baton is something I'm quite skilled with, being Chat Noir and all."
- Looking back over her shoulder, she responds, "And you'll get even better because I've had enough of you and your 'baton' for rest of the month."
- "...You wouldn't."
- "I would."
- She can see that he's trying so hard to hold something back. Her eyes narrow in a silent dare. "Don't even think about it."
- But with an apologetic smile, he starts giggling. "...wood."
- "GOOD BYE." And bathroom door slams behind her.
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