Small One Liners

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory.. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.;
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.;
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.;
Not to brag, but I still fit into the lack of enthusiasm I had in high school.;