Human streamers in MGE

Swatting or monstering would probably an even worse problem on an monstergirl/human internet. I feel sorry for all the human streamers.

>I feel sorry for all the human streamers.
I don't think there'd be any humans brave or foolish to do any streaming at all because of that.

Think about the money though, shit all you gotta do is have a conveniently place "controller camera" that just so happens to show your lap

You won't be able to enjoy that money for long though.

Just gotta make sure your viewers don't know where you live

>you get a Dormouse follower who quickly becomes your most dedicated/creeper fan
>if you ever ask her why all she says is that “you look cozy”

Id let a dormouse use my lap! If I got an erection from her I’d even grind it against her butt!

Slow down there Tex. NEET stalker Dormice are not like your average Dormouse.
She’s an utter pervert to the end and is probably going to get up to things like stealing your used clothing and masturbating on your pillow.
And sometimes she wants to watch YOU sleep.

>"controller camera" that just so happens to show your lap
you fucking tease why not be an actual streamer and just play the game no face cam and only let the monsters hear your voice

Streamers with no cameras and just gameplay and chat interactions are the best.

Also use a voice modulator. Just the thrill of trying figure out who you are will get viewers to keep coming back!

>It craps out half way through a stream and instead of a slime voice you are know using your natural voice and don't notice until your view ship had spiked by double

>And a special thanks for this 100,000 bit donation from "anon-loves-scales7"

I could see the richer neet monsters using money to get cute boys to say they love them on their stream

>They giggle to themselves as the streamers freak out when getting truly outrageous sums of money

TanukiUfufu.wav

>Sends him an email promising double if he tells her where he lives so that he can send "gifts"

>Sends him an email
Dear god, think of all the spam email you'd get if you were a single male.

Gotta have a business email so that you can play free games given to you by game dev monsters

Instead of asking for good reviews like the corrupt fucks of our world they just ask for a hint to your location.

>A moment of complete insanity overtakes you and tell a game dev your actual location, no hints at all.
>You get out a stop-watch and start it the same time you send the email.
>Now you just wait...

>"hello I am wealth queen from [kingdom name] and I need your help"
>"i have fallen on hard times without husband and need your generosity"
>"in exchange i can offer vast fortunes and anything you desire"
That and gremlins claiming they've hacked your webcam and will leak your fap videos if you don't marry them.

>Local ___ (blank being your preferred species) in your area want to fuck

>pic of a Zombie
>”this dumb bitch is banging a super cute guy and basically you are fucking stupid”

What do you do if your childhood friend opens your stream and recognizes that it's your room

You accept it, because you’re only going to find out that she knows when she barges into your room mid-stream to fuck you in front of your thousands of viewers.

She could easily kill your fan base by pretending to be your GF and barging in

>pretending
I don't think she would be pretending

Think of all the monster bait donation rewards you could do. Like x amount of pushups or squats per donation.

I don’t think musclehead monsters are big on streaming though.

I think it would be cool to be a streamer and do co-op games with other monster streamers

I'm pretty sure doing so would hurt your popularity also I bet the monster you stream with would make lewd comments to fluster you in front of your audience

>Do a 24 hour stream.
>Just you and some of your friends.
>Eventually get drunk.
>invite some famous monstergirl streamers.
>All goes awry from there.
>at the end of the stream your the only one still single.
>However you have some monsters hunting you now i with your location known.

That's why when you stream with monsters you only pick nice ones that won't immediate ask how big your dick is the moment you go live