▲: D--> I seem to have lost contr001 of my life
▼: well shit
▼: sup
▼: its not 4 am though
▼: or it is
▼: is it
▲: D--> No that w001d be 100dacrus
▼: fuck spelling
▼: anyway why should i care
▲: D--> You don't seem like the type to care about appropriate grammar or spelling
▼: no i mean why should i care about you losing control of your life
▼: dammit man there are more important things to worry about than grammar
▼: but i guess we can talk about that instead because it is just so much more interesting than losing control
▲: D--> Yes I realized that, however. No what was I even thinking in cons001ing in you
▼: probably
▼: but hey we are already this far
▼: and weve made so much progress
▲: D--> Yes we shall forget about this whole endeavorer and delude ourselves in how little you care about spelling or grammar
▲: D--> That is obviously the top priority
▼: but of course
▼: the apocalypse can wait
▼: grammar is where its at everyone
▲: D--> Why do you even care about time?
▲: D--> It's not something that you're lacking in
▼: well you see just because i have all the time in the universe doesnt mean i can still squander it like a moron
▼: and technically i really dont anyway because most of what i do is predetermined
▼: i could set up loops all day but half of those would probably be doomed
▲: D--> If there's one thing I've learnt it's that even all the time in the universe can't stop someone from dying
▼: but i dont feel like talking about weird time shit
▼: lets talk about the proper use of a semicolon
▼: conjoining two separate thoughts is fun; maybe i should use these more often
▼: yeah no fuck that anyway if dying has to happen then it has to happen
▲: D--> Yes but ofcourse, I am in need of a STRONG distraction from this e%cruicatingly painful annoyance
▼: what kind of annoyance
▼: oh i thought my red text explosion was distracting enough
▲: D--> Oh, if I recall you did not care
▼: i dont but you know i dont see anyone else stepping up to distract you
▲: D--> Very well I'll entertain you, no let me jest you with my e%citing tale
▲: D--> Seeing as you are obviously begging to be told
▲: D--> Ofcourse this is that human sarcasm phenomenon I am using
▼: wow its like a nebula happening in front of me
▼: hopy shit look at that sarcastic space dust forming all up in here
▼: anyway get on with it
▼: galaxies take millions of years to form and i want the cliffnotes version
▲: D--> I'm rather upset with myself in all honesty
▲: D--> Disappointed I suppose
▼: how so
▲: D--> I had thought of all ways to eìute this feeling but ofcourse it's all in failure now
▲: D--> I'm afraid I have become rather
▲: D--> ... Weak
▲: D--> I suppose
▼: DEAR SWEET JEGUS
▼: this is definitely a crisis
▼: weak physically or mentally or whatever the hell right
▲: D--> All
▲: D--> All forms of weak it's despicable
▼: well shit
▼: lift some weights study how to drop ill rhymes
▲: D--> Well it started with what one w001d call as mentally
▼: there you go problem solved
▲: D--> And I was upset
▲: D--> Which made me furious like most things
▼: man i know what your problem is
▼: you care too much about shit
▲: D--> So as I do I orchestrated some of my remaining robots onto kill mode
▼: this sounds problematic already
▲: D--> But I kept seeing something... I really didn't want to see in their faces
▲: D--> And I was completely incapable of throwing a punch
▼: uh
▼: whatd you see
▼: yourself
▼: because that would make me not want to punch a robot too
▲: D--> No that w001d be f001ish
▼: oh i thought maybe you saw your reflection
▲: D--> Are you trying to hit up a black romance with me, because I'm truly not in the mood
▼: what
▼: oh hell no fuck that troll romance bullshit
▼: im just ribbing you
▲: D--> Ah I see we've continued to the big point at hand
▼: oh i see
▼: this is about romance isnt it
▲: D--> That troll romance bull manure
▼: ugh
▼: pffffffffffft
▼: oh come on you can swear dude
▼: i do it all the fucking time
▼: shit i cant turn it the hell off
▼: anygogdamnway
▲: D--> Absolutely not I will not stoop to red b100ded ways it is unbecoming of someone of my stature or b100d chaste
▼: i guess we should get this over with and have me ask WHAT IS TROLL LOVE
▼: or rather who was your troll love
▼: oh fuck dont tell me it was that one with the 0s
▼: she was hella creepy man
▼: well i guess that means you two were right for each other then
▲: D--> Don't speak that way
▲: D--> DON'T
▼: bingo
▲: D--> I will not have you blackening her name you lowly scum
▼: so wait she was really a robot
▼: ok fine shes the greatest trollbot to ever exist
▲: D--> No. Yes. No not like that
▼: happy now
▲: D--> Yes I suppose... No Yes You're e¬tly dead on she was the greatest
▼: so you feel like shit because of your dead robot girlfriend
▼: hm
▲: D--> She's kind of
▲: D--> I suppose she w001dn't be anyone
▼: i cant believe im saying this but if i was there i would offer you a conciliatory shoulder pat
▲: D--> Not anymore
▲: D--> Seems things really were 'd00med' from the start
▲: D--> I was a f001 to think
▼: thats horseshit
▲: D--> I am the weakest most cowardly piece of horse shit that's right
▲: D--> Absolute horse shit
▲: D--> Shit
▼: was her death your fault
▼: look at me suddenly but aloofly caring
▼: oops i think i broke you
▼: or this situation did
▼: fiddlesticks
▲: D--> No I suppose. Maybe... Not completely. But I suppose I c001d have done something to stop it both times
▲: D--> Fuck... I let her die twice in a fucking row...
▲: D--> E%cuse me I.. Fuck. Jegus fucking gog
▼: dude let it out
▼: this is catharsis and you feel like horseshit now but things get better
▼: i will be here just kind of nodding
▲: D--> I let the best thing to ever happen to me slip out of my thingers
▲: D--> And now I can't even get rid of this feeling
▲: D--> I can't even punch something
▲: D--> I'm just such a waste weakly talking about my b100dy feelings to some kid from a different universe
▼: shit what do i even say
▼: oh come the hell on
▼: if youre such a baby then do something about it
▼: i mean get off your baby ass and start walking
▲: D--> How c001d I... She was right in front of me and I c001dn't even
▲: D--> I can't even think... I'm suddenly so weak
▼: couldnt even what
▲: D--> If I c001dn't do anything about her then I w001d have no chance of helping Nepeta
▲: D--> I can feel it in my gut, a churning conundrum that I will let her down too
▼: well when you think that then yeah you are
▼: thats why you dont think about it
▼: dude really though
▼: i have no idea what to say except
▼: keep your chin up i guess
▼: wow i suck at this
▲: D--> I sh001dn't really bother you with this no
▲: D--> Forget this
▼: to be honest im probably not the best person
▲: D--> I'll speak to her... Nepeta will know something... She's well equip in the romance area
▼: thats probably a better idea
▼: wait nepetas the cat girl right
▲: D--> I suppose one w001d call her that
▲: D--> I just wish I wasn't second when I always had her first... Do you understand that?
▼: i guess so
▼: yeah i understand that a lot
▼: not exactly up to par with someone else
▲: D--> It doesn't matter. E%cuse me. I need to... I need a towel or something... My eyes are sweating...
▼: hm
▼: oh
▼: yeah that sounds like
▼: good luck finding the catgirl i guess
▼: and your emotional whatnots
▲: D--> This. Uh. Never happened