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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #243
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- >Gospel decided he needs an assistant
- >He sets up interviews and meets a nice young imp
- >Or so he thought
- >Turns out she's just an underdeveloped succubus
- >And now he can't fire her because they shook on a fixed amount of time that she would work under him
- >He really shouldn't have shaken her hand while making the contract
- >she seemed like such a nice girl - he thought the wings were just decorative articles, like he'd seen on many a tiny impette
- >all aspiring of growing beyond their status as lowly imps
- >but, as it turned out, her wings were real
- >strange - he thought he'd learned to recognize succubi by now, what, with how many had proposed to him over the years
- >but, technically, he was still married, and intended to stay loyal to his vow and wife
- >...really, he should've taken a hint, when he felt the heat rise off her hand, just before they shook on the contract - already not a good sign, as imps deliberately avoided any gesture that many a sinner would fall for
- >such as a simple handshake
- >but, here she was now - checking his appointments as seductively as possible - eyes half lidden, blouse opened, revealing ample amounts of cleavage, and chewing on a pen she held between her luscious lips
- >Victor gave a small sigh
- "Lord, give me strength...!"
- >this'll be the longest six months of his afterlife
- It doesn't help that his wife is an exterminator
- "Please stop that, im married."
- >"But i dont see ms victor around, are you just making excuses?"
- "No. We see each other once a year."
- >"So you are just making up excuses!"
- "Okay, think about it: what else happens once a year?"
- >"Christmas?"
- "Oh for the love of... My wife is a Exterminator!"
- >"...kinky!"
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- >Tatiana - or "Tasha", as she insisted on being called, though, that wasn't the proper nickname - soon revealed two things about herself: an excellent work ethic, surpassing some of the most fervent precipitance demons...
- >...and a lust aura a mile wide - it instantly blueballed any male imp in the near vicinity, and made every female cream themselves...
- >...over and over, often to the point of dehydration, coupled with a hunger for cock more common among starved succubi
- >the resulting orgies caused stoppages and commotions across the city - and it was blatantly clear that the aura was growing each day...
- "...Which is why I'm turning to you right now..."
- >Victor finished, as a bemusedly interested Vaggie stared back at him across the table, hemming and hawing
- >"So... You just want me to fuck her?"
- "...Yes. I wouldn't want to encourage your... Vocation..."
- >she just rolled her eyes
- "But we're looking at an emergency... And a potential baby boom, if things keep going the way they do."
- >he sighed
- "...I can't give her what she wants. I want to remain faithful."
- >this caused Vaggie to sit up, finally fully grasping the situation
- >"Say no more. I'll do it... For mom."
- >Tasha WAS surprised to see the (in)famous Vaggie Lollipop saunter up to her the next day, and invite her for a drink
- >meanwhile, Vaggie was trying her hardest not to cum - the scent was so potent you could practically lean against it
- >it felt like swimming trough a haze of arousal, a sea of lust with the consistency of molasses
- >with Gospel's approval, the little succubus accompanied the porn star, exiting the building, leaving a bunch of hollering, whistling and cat-calling imps in their wake - something which would've normally made him fire them on the spot, but he was well aware that they had little control over their actions
- >the following day, Tasha returned, aura-less and refreshed, eager for work - while Vaggie had to spend the rest of the day recuperating in a bathtub
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- >Victor got his first threeway when his wife uh... "Visited"
- >That succubus has an ungodly way with words
- >And now his wife is a fallen angel, for the sin of lust
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- >That pic
- "I swear to God if you send me another photocopy of your ass I will give you the beating your parents should have!"
- >"Spank me daddy!"
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- >*fallen exterminator
- >she didn't change much, she's just stuck in Hell, now
- >not that she minds - at long last, she cab be with her family again (and Victor will no longer get blueballed)
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- >Everyone in the hotel is kept up at night due to all the catch-up sex Victor and his wife are doing.
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- Dubtrips confirm
- >Cherri is lying in bed wide awake
- >She can hear her parents fucking five floors above her
- >Theres a loud crash
- >Probably just their bed breaking
- >She groans and gets out of bed
- >She goes to the lobby and sees everyone else there
- "They keeping you guys up too?"
- >Vaggie gives a nod
- >The one sexual thing she can't handle is the idea of her adoptive parents fucking
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- >Victor and his wife finally leave their room after three days
- >Victor rushes into the kitchen and starts drinking from a pitcher of water
- His wife lights a cigarette and takes a long drag
- >Victor walks out of the kitchen and lowers the now empty pitcher
- "Oh god that was easily the second best uh...nights of my life and afterlife."
- >"What was your first?"
- "Marrying you!"
- >They hear someone clear their throat
- >They turn around and see everyone in the lobby
- >Angel Dust speaks up
- >"Did ya have a fun weekend ya fuckin animals?"
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