"Robotnik's Tea Party" Lyrics

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{Chorus}
	[Robotnik]
	I-I offer you something to eat
	Som-Som-Something to eat
	I offer you tea
	and something to eat

	Come in, come in, what a pleasant surprise
	come in, my little friend
	come in, come in, I offer you tea
	how thoughtful of me to offer you <tea-tea-tea-tea>



(0:00)

Robot
Robot attack

[Sonic & Tails]
<<ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya>>-Doctor Robotnik?

[Robotnik]
I appear today
I-I-I appear-appear today
to-make-an historic announcement
historic-historic announcement
I have decided to announce
I have decided to announce my retirement
retirement
retirement-irement-irement

[Sonic]
What?

(0:30)

[Robotnik]
yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my retirement

{Chorus}
(0:51)

Yes
Yes-yes
That hedgehog!
Hedgehog?
Sonic The Hedgehog-og-guh-guh
Hedgehog?
Hedgehog? (1:00)
Sonic The Hedgehog-guh-guh-guh
You s-s-s-sonic
I think I love
you sonic

[Sonic]
Yeah?

[Robotnik]
yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my love

{Chorus}
(1:33)

Fumfah
Fumfah
<Fuh-fuh>-fumfah fumfah

WHAT ABOUT MY lapsang souchong tea?
WHAT ABOUT ALL MY [tails] fishcakes?

[Scratch]
ah-hah-hah
The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them
The Hedgehog seems to be enjoying them

[Robotnik]
Ah!
I'm going to personally see to so it that Sonic has fun like the big cupcake
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG

{Chorus}
(2:13)

Can I offer you something to eat?
Can I offer you twelve thousand fe-eet?
Can I offer you love?
Can I offer you emotion?
Can I offer you tea?
Can I offer you this watch<<-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch>>?

Can I offer you an all expenses payed (2:30) adventure holidee-dee-dee-<dee-dee-dee-dee> for the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUN
for the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUH-FUN
for the hedgehog
TO HAVE FUH-FUH-FUH-FUN
I'm going to arrange ONE

[Sonic]
No thank-

[Robotnik]
oh-hoh-hoh-hoh
It's not PERILOUS
The old Robotnik would have made it PERILOUS
But now Robotnik would not make it PERILOUS

[Sonic]
I don't think so

[Robotnik]
WHY!?

yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of your FUH-FUH-FUN

{Chorus}
(3:15)

yes-yes-yes-well-yes
In honour of my cupcake HEDGEHOG

{Chorus}
(3:38)

And uhh
PEACE!