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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #697
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  3. This guy actually seemed kinda genuine.
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  5. What if Collin is actually female and those 'buttons' are nipples.
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  7. >What if Collin is actually female and those 'buttons' are nipples.
  8. that's clearly a biological male caprid.
  9. I lived with farm
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  11. I don't think caprids have wings, but eh. Fair enough.
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  13. Hence why he's the most popular of the three.
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  15. I hope to see them again, see what effect the banishment has had on him and the others.
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  17. Same.
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  19. h ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731738112002228245/832083209466019850/1618451968990.jpg
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  21. off topic, but you know, it took me a while but I think I know who richard is supposed to be now
  22. no wonder I liked him so much
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  24. I don't get it
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  26. Richard from hotline miami is Abraxas.
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  28. He knows the destructive art of bureaucracy. You know the phrase "death by a thousand paper cuts"? That's him.
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  30. >had to check the episode to see if that poster was real because it looks like such a shtpost even for HB
  31. I see we're going with the completely unambiguous "God/heavenly creatures are the real bad guys" theme without even a slight shade of grey
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  33. I don't know, god seems to be in the right. Hot take.
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  35. Yet another "christianity bad" narrative.
  36. Yay.
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  38. I don't know about that. I'd imagine the Big G is probably not bad, but heavily busy. In the meantime, the various angels range in personality, as evidenced by Cletus, Keenie, and Collin's differing personality. Both Hell and Heaven seem to have their own issues. Hell's is fairly straightforward. Heaven doesn't seem to be "the real bad guys", the just seem to have a "gated community"/"HOA" mentality. Also, the the other two cherubs clearly dump most of the work on Collin, who seems to be a pushover because he really does want to help.
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  40. >God being just too busy
  41. Kek
  42. >God takes a break from keeping the universe from falling apart
  43. >He just left Earth alone for a millennia, what's the worst that could have happened?
  44. "OH MY DEAR ME WHAT DID YOU ALL DO?!"
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  46. Well, it'd work with the Deist view of God, with him creating the universe, setting things in motion then just letting things go as they will.
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  48. Well they do say that a blink of an eye for god is a thousand byears for us
  49. God just blinked and everything went to shit in that split second
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  51. That actually sounds even more sad. It's one thing to go on a 3-month vacation and find the house has burned down, It's another thing entirely to go check the mailbox and find the house a smoking wreckage the moment you look up.
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  53. Yahweh is the single father that left for the weekend and who's kids had a party that wrecked the house
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  55. So god effectively put lucifer in time out and comes back to find hes been kicked out of the house
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  57. Pretty much
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