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  1. [14:14:05] * CrazyPenguin ([email protected]) has joined #Gensokyo
  2. [15:11:39] * Niet ([email protected]) has joined #Gensokyo
  3. [15:11:46] * Niet is now known as Serena
  4. [15:31:34] * Ginkyo ([email protected]) has joined #Gensokyo
  5. [15:34:15] * Ginkyo is now known as Daimofujin
  6. [15:35:24] * Ekaterina ([email protected]) has joined #Gensokyo
  7. [15:36:25] <CrazyPenguin> "Another Party at the Warei Mansion!" reads the headline of the Bunbunmaru newspaper deposited on nearly every door step in Gensokyo. When the newspaper is unfolded to read the article, well, some kappa just lost their job it seems. The ink is just a scrambled mess of black liquid drizzled over the page.
  8. [15:38:00] * Daimofujin looks at the daily news, remembers he cannot read, and proceeds to fold himself a samurai hat from it
  9. [15:38:26] <CrazyPenguin> Those connected to the event, such as Haiiro and Serena, received a second, hand written invitation delivered mysteriously onto their pillows as they sleep.
  10. [15:38:46] <CrazyPenguin> These invitations mention that the event is today, and not to worry about bringing your own sake.
  11. [15:39:30] <CrazyPenguin> Daimofujin receives a pictogram. There is a drawing of a fox lady with question marks over her head, and next to that a picture of the Warei mansion circled and with many arrows pointing to it.
  12. [15:40:00] * Serena "AYAAA~ Who's been in Our royal quarters?! They could have done anything to Us!" She goes out to berate her sleeping guards and maid staff before reading the actual note.
  13. [15:40:48] <Daimofujin> Daimofujin looks at the piece of paper confusedly
  14. [15:41:01] * Daimofujin takes the piece of paper into his mouth and takes it over to the Silver Tower sisters to read
  15. [15:41:56] <Haiiro-Honoo> Haiiro gets the hand-written note after some great sleeps, sighs a sigh of relief on reading that note (she had stockpiled sake for later events), and...well, a party is a party and SHE IS THE GUEST OF HONOR. Or at least one of them! ...She hopes the deliverer is Yukari, as she heads to the mansion. If it was anyone else, well, she'd worry! She'd worry. ...Make sure the door is locked, take at least one of Marisa's neat trinkets she stole earlier with her in case she breaks in during the party, and she's off!
  16. [15:42:10] <CrazyPenguin> "You little ragafluffin!" the sisters 'greet' Daimofujin. "What have you done with Ginkyo this time?!"
  17. [15:42:17] * Daimofujin whines
  18. [15:42:35] <Daimofujin> "But she was in the border last time I saw her! She was killed and she took a nap, then I went to go fight and get dinner!"
  19. [15:43:10] <Daimofujin> "...What were we talking about? It was lunch, right, ojousamas?"
  20. [15:43:15] * Daimofujin 's mouth waters
  21. [15:43:32] <CrazyPenguin> The sister slowly bangs a rolling pin into her palm. "She died? Why didn't you tell us!"
  22. [15:44:48] <Daimofujin> "It was in the Border. And I got hungry."
  23. [15:44:53] <CrazyPenguin> "You won't get a single lick of food from us until either you recover her or her body!" the sister points with the rolling pin. "Now git before the health inspector comes!"
  24. [15:45:02] <Daimofujin> "Oh, and there was this weird huma--"
  25. [15:45:05] * Daimofujin runs off
  26. [15:45:42] <CrazyPenguin> "Try that Warei Mansion event! I hear the gap hag is there, fluff her or something to make her let you into that border if you're telling the truth!"
  27. [15:47:09] * Daimofujin gathers his subordinates and they glide off to the Warei Mansion like dandelion seeds on the wind
  28. [15:47:57] <CrazyPenguin> The thought of food makes Daimo's mouth water and his eyes wander.
  29. [15:48:03] <CrazyPenguin> What's this, down below?
  30. [15:48:10] <CrazyPenguin> It looks like an orchard!
  31. [15:48:14] <CrazyPenguin> With fruit, ripe for the picking!
  32. [15:52:47] <CrazyPenguin> Serena's guard looks at Serena through the brim of his helmet. "Sorry your highness! Won't happen again your highness! No more sleeping on the job your highness!"
  33. [15:53:26] <Haiiro-Honoo> ...Oh right, she's forgetting something. Gotta go back for Honoo, gotta stop forgetting things in a rush...
  34. [15:54:24] * Daimofujin orders a detachment of mofujin to gather fruits and punch fairies and kedama in the orchard while he continues on his mission with the main force
  35. [15:54:51] * Serena is mollified, and returns to her Royal quarters and grabs her prettiest sundress (read: only has one or two frayed spots on the hem). As usual, yellow and black. "Well, We're going out to a Party. Appearently, Our presence is requested at the Warei manor, again. Please find Us a suitable gift to bring."
  36. [15:55:28] <CrazyPenguin> As soon as Serena turns her back, the guard turns to fac the entrance to the 'hive,' lowers the brim of his helmet further, and begins to snore.
  37. [15:57:06] <CrazyPenguin> Ekaterina hears trouble out in the orchard. At first it looks like it's snowing snowballs, as the individual mofujin are about the size of a snowball, but the way they plunder the fruit is definitely not snow-like.
  38. [15:57:37] <CrazyPenguin> Snow doesn't talk like, "Oi, what's this fruit den?" "Oh dat one's one o' dem apple-pear, dey're delicious is wot dey are." either.
  39. [15:58:48] * Ekaterina rips open one of her windows and shouts in an unfamiliar language at the interlopers.
  40. [15:59:33] <CrazyPenguin> The mofujin pause their plundering to look at Ekaterina, giving her the perfect time to describe her looks and clothes.
  41. [15:59:49] <CrazyPenguin> "Are yer a fairy or a kedama?" the closest one asks.
  42. [16:02:24] * Ekaterina appears quite tall yet youthful. Her hair is blonde and cut short and she has piercing red eyes. She is quite obviously not Japanese. She wears a fluffy red and white embroidered dress with a broad embroidered hat. Draped over her shoulders is a shabby green coat.
  43. [16:02:43] <Ekaterina> "Fruit not for eating!"
  44. [16:02:54] * Ekaterina shouts in a peculiar accented voice.
  45. [16:03:18] <CrazyPenguin> Serena's maid scurries around, looking for the perfect gift. She appears to be having difficulty finding something suitably ostentations and returns with a nice but not technically impressive watercolor painting of a field of flowers.
  46. [16:03:58] * Ekaterina searches about for her bright red parasol.
  47. [16:04:34] <Serena> "Yes, yes this will do! Thank you very much." Sereena grabs the painting and leaves her palacial estate with the painting in hand.
  48. [16:04:38] * Anegumo ([email protected]) has joined #Gensokyo
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