RO/RP: Deal or no deal

-- restlessPipes [RP] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
RP: CIRRIN RUNFAR!
RO: hey ragini!
RP: Worry not, t}{e situation }{as resolved itself.
RO: wow it has?
RP: Paloma s}{all pay for your injuries, and you s}{all no longer be bot}{ered by t}{ose }{ooligans.
RO: oh
RP: Are you not relieved :?
RO: for a second there CIRRIN RUNFAR thought maybe his tongue had grown back
RO: nope still gone
RO: so how did you do?
RO: are they badly injured?
RP: }{a }{a }{a }{a! You are a strange one, CIRRIN RUNFAR.
RP: No, no fig}{ting took place.
RP: We worked out an agreement.
RP: We being Paloma and me.
RO: whats she got to do with it?
RP: S}{e claimed responsibility and wis}{ed to negotiate.
RP: So I negotiated.
RO: she admitted it was her fault?
RP: Indeed s}{e did.
RO: wow
RO: and the other two really will leave CIRRIN RUNFAR alone?
RO: because of her?
RP: Yes!
RP: Isn't t}{at somet}{ing now? :)
RO: yeah
RO: guess they must really care what she says then
RP: But of course. T}{ey s}{are quadrants.
RO: they do!?
RP: Yes?
RP: Did you not know t}{at?
RO: Amaloc yes
RO: not Cucali
RO: she said she was
RP: O}{.
RO: actually nevermind about that
RP: No, do tell!
RO: no way talking about this stuff probably pissed her off in the first place
RP: It is quite all rig}{t. I will not pass on any information.
RO: she said she was using paloma same as CIRRIN RUNFAR was and wanted CIRRIN RUNFAR out of the way
RP: }{mm!
RP: Is t}{at so?
RP: }{ow intriguing.
RO: ugh this so confusing
RP: You need not worry your }{ead over it!
RP: I s}{all do t}{at instead :)
RO: how are we going to know if threatening Paloma would actually work on her?
RP: Pardon?
RP: We are not t}{reatening Paloma again.
RP: T}{at would be a most unwise decision!
RO: er right yes
RP: ... are you planning to t}{reaten Paloma again? :|
RO: ...no
RO: but if they come after CIRRIN RUNFAR again anyway shes their weak link
RP: T}{ey will not go after you again.
RP: I will make sure of t}{at.
RP: If t}{ey do, I will kill t}{em. Simple as t}{at.
RP: I will tolerate no oat}{-breakers.
RO: wish CIRRIN RUNFAR had your confidence in you abilities
RO: and speaking of oath breakers what exactly is CIRRIN RUNFAR agreeing to here?
RP: You are agreeing t}{at you will not bot}{er Cucali, Paloma, or Amaloc.
RO: and return?
RP: T}{ey will not bot}{er you.
RP: Simple enoug}{, no?
RO: no
RO: what if they suddenly become vulnerable and open?
RP: ... t}{en you leave t}{em alone.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs not agreeing with that
RP: Cirrin, please don't be an ass.
RO: not an ass
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you were about justice
RP: I am.
RO: they take CIRRIN RUNFARs tongue and get off completly free
RO: and youll kill CIRRIN RUNFAR if CIRRIN RUNFAR breaks this deal
RP: You get caegers from Paloma.
RO: great
RO: can CIRRIN RUNFAR buy a new tongue?
RP: Definitely :)
RO: really?
RO: a real new tongue?
RP: Well, a robotic one works just as well!
RO: no way it does
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR would have this freaky thing in CIRRIN RUNFAR mouth
RP: It's not freaky!
RP: You get a new tongue, don't you?
RP: I'd say t}{at t}{e pros outweig}{t t}{e cons!
RO: pros they stick a shody replacement on the stump cons
RO: cons
RO: theyre perfectly fine
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs still disfigured
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can get caegers from anyone else
RO: youll protect them if the situation changes and CIRRIN RUNFAR gets a chance for revenge
-- restlessPipes [RP] is now an idle chum! --
RP: :/
RP: No, t}{at's not }{ow it will work.
RP: T}{ere will be no more revenge.
RP: I swore to Paloma.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt
RP: You s}{ould be grateful t}{at t}{is didn't end violently!
RO: it did end violently!
RP: It did not.
RP: And I'd rat}{er it not.
RO: the fact CIRRIN RUNFAR ate dinner out of a tube says otherwise
RO: if this is the only way to not get killed well CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt see much of a choice
RO: but dont you dare call it justice you self righteous pomp
RP: Self-rig}{teous pomp?! I am not}{ing like t}{at!
RP: I was bound to a promise to let t}{is go. I tried to end t}{is on t}{e best note I could!
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you promised to bring justice and restore CIRRIN RUNFARs honour
RO: clearly both of those things are nonexistant
RP: Justice doesn't always equate bloods}{ed.
RP: And I tried.
RO: it certainly doesnt equal throwing a few coins for CIRRIN RUNFAR to pick off the floor and act grateful for it
RO: if CIRRIN RUNFAR gave you some money would you chop off your hand form it?
RO: *for
RP: I also ensured your future safety. Money wasn't t}{e only t}{ing I got you.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR could abandon everyone again
RO: just hit the road and get half way across alternia where theyll never find CIRRIN RUNFAR
RP: You don't }{ave to do t}{at.
RP: You're safe now. It was t}{e most I could do under t}{e circumstances.
RO: nobodyd miss CIRRIN RUNFAR
RP: I would.
RO: well hope you keep that in mind if your going to force CIRRIN RUNFAR into a deal CIRRIN RUNFAR has no intention of keeping
RP: Do you wis}{ to die, Runfar?
RO: is that a threat?
RP: It is not a t}{reat.
RP: It is a warning.
RP: If you intend on assaulting Amaloc and Cucali again, I am afraid t}{at t}{ey will do more t}{an take your tongue.
RP: T}{ey will kill you.
RP: I do not wis}{ to }{ave t}{at.
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR will kill them first
RO: Amaloc certainly Cucali
RO: shes too high and sol
RP: W}{y did you not do t}{at in t}{e first place, t}{en?
RO: oh god CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know!
RP: It was because you couldn't!
RO: now!
RO: but in the future
RP: I am beseec}{ing you as a friend. Do not }{assle t}{em in any way. I }{ave made a promise and I do not wis}{ to break it.
RO: uuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
RP: Do not ug}{ me w}{en I am saving your life.
RO: well alright
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR does appreicate you trying to stick up for CIRRIN RUNFAR
RP: I am glad to }{ear t}{at you appreciate some of my efforts.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR knows and accepts this is how the world works okay?
RO: it just hearing a friend call it justice and say CIRRIN RUNFAR should like is
RO: ugggggghhhh
RO: (that is also about the only sound CIRRIN RUNFAR can physically make right now)
RP: }{a }{a!
RP: Worry not, you will be able to make more sounds soon.
RO: well
RO: before that happens
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to add one thing to the deal
RP: O}{? Do tell.
RO: remember how all this started over just a few mere hurt feelings?
RP: I do!
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to make absolutly sure this only covers physical stuff
RO: doesnt want to be accused of breaking the deal just because CIRRIN RUNFAR accidentally make an off handed comment about Palomas weight and she decides to be buthurt over it
RO: especially if its going to be thier word against CIRRIN RUNFARs!
RP: I don't know. I am quite sure t}{at t}{e deal covered bot}{ p}{ysical and mental }{arassment.
RO: well now it just covers pysical
RP: I don't t}{ink t}{ey will accept t}{at.
RP: :/
RO: well how about only mental harassement with Paloma then?
RO: the other two have thick enough skin
RP: I would say t}{at t}{ey platonically }{ate you enoug}{ t}{at any trivial excuse to go at you would be good enoug}{ for t}{em.
RO: exactly!
RO: theyll use any excuse to say CIRRIN RUNFAR broke the deal
RP: W}{ic}{ is all t}{e more reason w}{y not to encourage t}{em.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wont!
RP: Good :)
RP: Is t}{at a promise?
RO: yes
RP: Good, t}{en! :D
RP: If you run into trouble, do let me know, CIRRIN.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR wont provoke them into breaking the deal
RO: very well
RP: Stay out of danger, my friend.
RO: you too
RO: friend
RP: Farewell!
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from restlessPipes [RP] --