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Anon Rangers (AiE)

Aug 16th, 2012
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  1. >Twilight struggled to get off the floor
  2. >Discord, Queen Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon just laughed at the pitiful sight
  3. >Twilight looked back seeing her friends lying on the floor beaten
  4. >Discord: "Looks like we won Twilight Sparkle and this time thanks to the magic of friendship BAHAHAHAAHA!"
  5. >Queen Chrysalis: "I wouldn't call this a friendship"
  6. >Discord: "Could you please let me have my fun!"
  7. >Discord and Chrysalis were glaring at each other
  8. >Nightmare Moon: "Calm down you two, we still have to finish a certain purple p0ny"
  9. >Twilight was busy mustering up strength to cast a spell
  10. >Queen Chrysalis: "Nothing she can do can stop us. Celestia is locked away in a gem, Luna is now Nightmare Moon thanks to chaos, and the Elements are down. This one here can't do anything"
  11. >Twilight looked up to her eyes and gave her a smirk
  12. >Twilight: "I can't but I know who can stop you"
  13. >She cast a spell which flew off to the air
  14. >Nightmare Moon: "You foal, nop0ny can stop us! We're too strong!"
  15. ???: "I think we can, the Anonymous Rangers!"
  16. >Surrounded by purple light were six colorful humans
  17. Red Anon: "You three are going down!"
  18. >Nightmare Moon: "You're kidding right?"
  19. >Queen Chrysalis horn glowed which resulted to an army of changelings coming through the windows of the throne room
  20. Black Anon: "We got this!"
  21. Blue Anon: "Don't worry Twilight just rest up"
  22. >The Anons quickly ran towards the army and fought their way through
  23. >Once all the changelings were finished Discord slowly clapped
  24. >Discord: "Bravo Anonymous Rangers but there is still us"
  25. 1/x
  26.  
  27. >Pink Anon: "Just give up, we don't have to fight you"
  28. >Nightmare Moon: "But we do!"
  29. >Suddenly chaotic magic surrounded all three of them causing them to grow big
  30. >They smashed through the roof of the castle and looked down at the Anons
  31. >Chrysalis: "What now Anonymous Rangers?"
  32. Yellow Anon: "We need to call our zords!"
  33. Red Anon: "Aether!"
  34. Blue Anon: "Pale!"
  35. Pink Anon: "Leucine!"
  36. Black Anon: "Sorc!"
  37. Yellow Anon: "Wuten!"
  38. Green Anon: "Shermantor"
  39. >All six Anons teleported to their proper zords
  40. Red Anon: "Blue and I will take on Discord, Pink and Green will take on Chrysalils, and Black and Yellow will take on Nightmare Moon. Rangers GO!"
  41. >Red and Blue Anon charged at Discord
  42. >Red Anon threw a bottle towards Discord, it rolled and spinned on the floor
  43. >Discord: "Hah you missed!"
  44. Red Anon: "No, I didn't"
  45. >Discord looked at the spinning bottle and was too distracted to see Blue Anon aim
  46. Blue Anon: "Hey Discord!"
  47. >Discord: "Wha- HURGK!"
  48. >Blue Anon launched a glob spit into Discord's mouth
  49. >Discord: "URGH! Did you just-"
  50. >Red Anon smashed a bottle over Discord's head temporarily knocking him out
  51. >Meanwhile with Black and Yellow Anon, Nightmare Moon was trapped in spaghetti
  52. >Black Anon fired a purple gas at her
  53. Black Anon: "She'll be out of it for a while. Can't hurt royalty"
  54. Yellow Anon: "Want some spaghetti?"
  55. >The last fight ended with Chrysalis getting a tank shot from Shermanator sending her towards Nightmare Moon and Discord
  56. >The Anonymous Rangers cheered but stopped when they saw Discord rise
  57. >Discord: "The fights not over yet Anonymous Rangers. You all haven't seen OUR final form!"
  58. 2/x
  59.  
  60. >Chaotic magic swirled around the three villains
  61. >The two mares were being sucked in towards Discord
  62. >Chrysalis: "Discord! This wasn't the deal!"
  63. >Discord: "Things change MUHAHAHAHA!"
  64. >Chaotic magic finished revealing a mutated combination of Discord with added limbs and recolors
  65. >Queen Chaos: "I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!"
  66. >Queen Chaos was too strong for the zords to take on
  67. >Red looked at Green and they both gave each other a nod
  68. Red and Green Anon: "ITS MORPHIN TIME"
  69. >All the zords combined together forming the AiE Zord
  70. >The mighty zord unleashed its weapon out, the Betty Baka Fan Sword
  71. >Queen Chaos unleashed a storm of chaos balls at them but the Shield of Autism protected them
  72. >Then they charged at it and smacked it on its head
  73. >Betty Baka Fan Sword: "B-baka..."
  74. >The thing exploded splitting the three villains
  75. >The Anons smacked Chrysalis like a baseball sending her far away
  76. >The Elements recovered to make Discord into stone and freeing Princess Luna of the chaos magic
  77. >The Anons left their zords so the zords can go back and rest for when they are needed again
  78. >The two group of heroes walked into the ruined throne room to watch Celestia free herself from the Gem Prison
  79. >Celestia: "Is everything fixed?"
  80. >Twilight: "Yes, Luna is back, Chrysalis is gone, and Discord is stone once again
  81. >Celestia: "Good, thank you Anonymous Rangers for helping Equestria"
  82. Red Anon: "Uh yeah...just remember that when you walk outside"
  83. >Celestia looked at them confused
  84. >Celestia: "I don't understand, what do you mean?"
  85. Blue Anon: "Well look at the time, we gotta go. See ya"
  86. >The six Anons teleported out of the throne room
  87. >Celestia walked out to see her city ruined
  88. >Buildings were destroyed, squashed ponies filled the streets, broken glass and spaghetti covered the city
  89. >And the day was saved thanks to the Anonymous Rangers
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