Draco stereotypical response chart

The Draco stereotypical response chart

Rory - *insert unironic nasal tone "Well Actually..."
Nov - "Well Actually, You're A [hard r]"
J- "Sucks you have that problem bro, too bad you're not an Alpha type A Ayn Randian Human+ Sigma Maximum Over Uberlord Prime like me"
KHI - Well Actually, *140 character twitter metaphor about communism
Sama - "Well Actually, in Morocco..."
Yeezy - "I, an intellectual, stuck in a dead end job"
Schizo - "Something that makes the rest of us realize he's too rich to relate to normal people on a basic level"
Savy - "I'm depressed because a pregnant pakistani woman ignored me"
Evo J - "Here is a picture of a pikachu foil that i use to drown my sorrows"
Yokai - "I am the Somali Ubermensch, born of the distilled bloodlines of a thousand mildly overweight black ancestral lines, here to post something that looks like it's from the twitter account of a white man larping a gay black republican"
Truedrew - "Well Actually, I'm top 1% of mobile gamers"
Soda - "The meaning to life is Ruby Rose"
Mashu - "Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. Sama. [continues]"
Terrak - "I was inted yesterday, I was inted today, and I will be queing up to be inted tomorrow"
5th - "I am a functional adult with a real career and i swear to god if i get white reacted one more time I will lynch Novel"
Talah - "True!" / has long since lost the capacity to communicate in any way other than memes
Frawg - I am the whitest person here. That is the joke