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- [0:00] Ethan: Then there was, like, fires in LA when we got home.
- [0:02] Hila: Mmhmm.
- [0:03] Ethan: We had, like, a babysitter who was with Theodore and she had to leave abruptly because she thought her family was burning alive.
- [0:08] Hila: [silence]
- [0:10] Ethan: At 1:30! And I'm, like, so tired I just got out of the shower and am about to go to bed. She goes, [vague non-english speaking accent] "Excuse me? Excuse me, Mr. Klein?"
- [0:18] Hila: She does not have an accent! [laughing] What are you doing?
- [0:21] Ethan: Its a...uh...fictitious story! [same accent] "Excuse me, Mr. Klein..."
- [0:25] Hila: She sounds normal!
- [0:27] Both: [laughing]
- [0:30] Ethan: [same accent] "Excuse me, Mr. Klein..."
- [0:32] Hila: What? [laughing]
- [0:33] Ethan: [same accent] "Oh, my family is--"
- [0:35] Hila: What is this?
- [0:36] Ethan: "--in the fire zone, and nobody answer (intentional broken English), and my whole family...and I drive home, okay?"
- [0:41] Hila: [laughing]
- [0:43] Ethan: Shes rocking back and forth...and I was, like, fuck.
- [0:47] Hila: You really are delirious.
- [0:49] Ethan: So then I'm stuck with the baby! At 1:30 am! I've got work today!
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