- >"All natural self-made Apple Family quality apple-butter! Get yours now!"
- >"Wow, Applejack, this butter tastes really great! How do you make it?"
- >"Sorry, Twilight, but this is an old family secret and ah promised Granny Smith to never share it."
- >"I see...can I have another jar?"
- >hours later
- >the beeps and boops of highly sophisticated magic powered machinery can be heard through the entire basement while samples bubble in all kinds of tubes, phials and dishes
- >"Hmm...according to the amount of..."
- >Twilight scribbles down some notes
- >"Must eat a lot of apples..."
- >she opens an old tome, compares the color and viscosity of the differently treated samples with the recordings
- >"Aha...this points to....the stickiness of this one leads to...AHA!"
- >she drops her magically floating quill as the realization what she just read enters her mind
- >"Apple-butter comes from mares...who eat a lot of apples...oh Celestia. Oh oh oh."
- >Just in that moment Spike enters the basement, carrying a plate with buttered bread slices on it, munching happily on at least three in his mouth
- >"Hey Twilight *NOM* I fixed us some more bread with that great butter from AJ *munch* you want some?"
- >"Spike! This butter, it's Applejack's!"
- >"So? I mean she sold it to us, so technically it is ours now. *NOM*"
- >"Nononono Spike, don't you understand, she made it!"
- >"Well, duh, of course, *NOMNOM* she said it was self-made...really good stuff.."
- >"STOP SHOVELING APPLEJACK'S MILK IN YOUR FACE!"
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