Jordan, Jordan, JORDAN
[3 names in big font appear on screen in time of voice over]
HE IS 12, and questions, WHAT IS THIS?
[Text on screen as voice over appears]
He would bring his PC to the event
[Picture of a PC, then a Mouse, then a keyboard]
BUT HIS MUM SAID
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He has the surname POWER
MOTHER FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He can't fry an EGG
FUCK EGGS!
[Smash an egg with a frying pan]


Shorty132471
That fucker is REAAAAAAAAAAALY good at Guitar Hero
Like, seriously good
So good in fact, he is a robot
STEFANOROBOT

His brother is shit
[Video of Marco playing Wannabe by Spice Girls]

PHIL GABRIEL FARRELL
NOT LIKE WILL FARRELL
He's so metal they use him to test airport security scanners
He likes to listen to music
BUT MOSTLY
Justin Beiber

JAKE RADDICALCLIFFE
He's REALLY good at games
BUT ONLY ON THE WII
ONLY GIRLS PLAY WII
YOU GIRL JAKE

ED HALL
He has a Mac
What a dick!
But he's OK really
But seriously, what the fuck is he thinking
Bring a Mac
dick

BOOOORGY
He is gay! But don't tell anyone
I think he got away with it!

Andrew Gov
WE PREFER PAIGE

ChrisJSY
Might be here
BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL TURN UP TO THE EVENT WHILE MAKING THIS VIDEO
IT'S 50/50 REALLY

BOB LE RUN!

Verity
TOKEN GIRL

TRIFORCE OF GINGER

UBER GINGE
Zinc!
Mesosade

ALL TOTAL GINGERS
Sorry to however is having to sit next to them

Cormac is still cool though
Because he's going to
STEAL US GAMES FROM HIS WORK

BRATCHROBOT
Cannot sit on chairs
[Video of Bratch falling off chair]