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- 1
- 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,949
- Things are never gonna be the same now.
- 2
- 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,163
- I mean, look at this.
- 3
- 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,374
- You got aliens.
- 4
- 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,781
- You got big green guys
- tearing down buildings.
- 5
- 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,257
- When I was a kid,
- I used to draw cowboys and Indians.
- 6
- 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,968
- Actually, it's Native American, but whatever.
- 7
- 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,930
- Yeah. Tell you what, though.
- 8
- 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,519
- It ain't bad, is it?
- 9
- 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,430
- No. Yeah.
- 10
- 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,473
- Kid's got a future.
- 11
- 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,438
- Yeah, well...
- 12
- 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,736
- ...we'll see, I guess.
- 13
- 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,504
- No, hey!
- 14
- 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,097
- You can't saw through that stuff.
- 15
- 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,096
- These alien bastards are tough.
- 16
- 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,227
- You gotta use the stuff they use.
- 17
- 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,225
- - See? All right.
- - All right.
- 18
- 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,728
- Oh, hey!
- 19
- 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,189
- Glad you could join us. Afternoon.
- 20
- 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,608
- - Yeah. My alarm didn't go off.
- - Yeah, your alarm.
- 21
- 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,493
- Look, just go stack
- that armor plating like I asked you.
- 22
- 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,450
- This is a huge deal for us.
- 23
- 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,081
- Attention, please!
- 24
- 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,084
- In accordance with Executive Order 396B...
- 25
- 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:11,792
- ...all post-battle cleanup operations
- are now under our jurisdiction.
- 26
- 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,048
- Thank you for your service.
- We'll take it from here.
- 27
- 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,503
- Who the hell are you?
- 28
- 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,134
- Qualified personnel.
- 29
- 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:21,639
- Look, I have a city contract to salvage
- all this, okay, with the city, so...
- 30
- 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:26,394
- I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage
- operations are now under our jurisdiction.
- 31
- 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:29,852
- Please turn over any and all
- exotic materials that you've collected...
- 32
- 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,357
- ...or you will be prosecuted.
- 33
- 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,476
- Ma'am, what am...
- 34
- 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,522
- Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on.
- 35
- 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,280
- Look...
- 36
- 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,946
- ...I bought trucks for this job.
- 37
- 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,485
- I brought in a whole new crew.
- 38
- 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,155
- These guys have a family. I have a family.
- 39
- 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,449
- I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
- 40
- 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:50,960
- I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.
- 41
- 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,246
- Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself.
- 42
- 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,461
- What'd you say?
- 43
- 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,011
- Yeah.
- 44
- 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,843
- He's right. I overextended myself.
- 45
- 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,679
- - Hey, hey, hey.
- - Don't do it.
- 46
- 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,344
- Put them down.
- 47
- 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,433
- If you have a grievance,
- you may take it up with my superiors.
- 48
- 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,402
- Your superiors. Who the hell are they?
- 49
- 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,188
- A joint venture between Stark Industries
- and the government...
- 50
- 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,949
- ...the Department of Damage Control,
- will oversee the collection...
- 51
- 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,157
- ...and storage of alien
- and other exotic materials.
- 52
- 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,118
- Now the assholes who made this mess
- are paid to clean it up.
- 53
- 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,532
- Yeah, it's all rigged.
- 54
- 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,294
- Experts estimate there are
- over 1500 tons of exotic material...
- 55
- 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,455
- ...scattered throughout the tri-state area.
- 56
- 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,294
- Hey, chief!
- 57
- 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,960
- We have another load from yesterday.
- We're supposed to turn this in, right?
- 58
- 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,174
- I ain't hauling it.
- 59
- 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,554
- It's too bad.
- 60
- 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,637
- We could have made some cool stuff
- from all that alien junk.
- 61
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,936
- I tell you what.
- 62
- 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,180
- Let's keep it.
- 63
- 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,355
- The world's changing.
- 64
- 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,948
- It's time we change, too.
- 65
- 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,157
- There you go, Mason.
- 66
- 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,168
- Business is good.
- 67
- 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,294
- New York. Queens.
- 68
- 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,922
- - It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
- - Who you talking to?
- 69
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,254
- No one. Just making
- a little video of the trip.
- 70
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,840
- - You know you can't show it to anyone.
- - Yeah, I know.
- 71
- 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,845
- Then why are you narrating in that voice?
- 72
- 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,598
- - Because it's fun.
- - Fun.
- 73
- 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,761
- So why do they call you Happy?
- 74
- 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,607
- Come on.
- I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.
- 75
- 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,688
- Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?
- 76
- 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,023
- There's a bathroom on it.
- 77
- 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,320
- No pilot? That's awesome.
- 78
- 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,069
- - Is that where you're gonna sit?
- - Yeah.
- 79
- 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,235
- This is your first time on a private plane?
- 80
- 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,948
- My first time on any plane.
- 81
- 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,865
- Should it... Should it be...
- Should it be making that noise?
- 82
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,840
- No one has actually told me
- why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.
- 83
- 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,222
- Something about Captain America going crazy.
- 84
- 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,178
- - This is you.
- - Oh, we're neighbors?
- 85
- 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,434
- We're not roommates. Suit up.
- 86
- 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,936
- Okay, Peter, you got this.
- 87
- 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,189
- - What the hell are you wearing?
- - It's my suit.
- 88
- 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,145
- - Where's the case?
- - What case?
- 89
- 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,901
- What? I thought that was a closet.
- 90
- 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,311
- - This is still my room?
- - Go.
- 91
- 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,275
- - My room is way bigger than...
- - There.
- 92
- 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,190
- I found the case. I found the case.
- 93
- 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,943
- "A minor upgrade"?
- 94
- 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,029
- Oh, my God.
- 95
- 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,413
- - Put it on.
- - What the...
- 96
- 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,495
- This is the coolest thing I've ever seen...
- 97
- 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,001
- - Let's go.
- - But, yeah. Well, I don't understand.
- 98
- 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,538
- Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.
- 99
- 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,586
- This is insane. Insane.
- 100
- 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,877
- Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes.
- 101
- 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,341
- - This is the greatest day of my life.
- - Let's go.
- 102
- 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:15,633
- Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man,
- Black Widow. Who's that new guy?
- 103
- 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,974
- - Underoos!
- - Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
- 104
- 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,939
- Hey, everyone.
- 105
- 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,854
- The craziest thing just happened.
- 106
- 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,692
- I just had a fight with Captain America.
- I stole his shield. I threw it at him...
- 107
- 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:32,029
- What the hell? He's big now.
- I gotta go. Hang on.
- 108
- 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,538
- It was the most amazing thing!
- Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!"
- 109
- 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:41,041
- I flipped in and stole Cap's shield.
- I was like, "What's up, everybody?"
- 110
- 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,827
- And then... Hey, just a second!
- 111
- 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,711
- Coming!
- 112
- 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,293
- Hey.
- 113
- 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,250
- We have thin walls here.
- 114
- 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,217
- What are you doing, a little video diary?
- 115
- 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,181
- - Yeah.
- - It's all right.
- 116
- 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,886
- - I'd do the same thing.
- - I told him not to.
- 117
- 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,222
- - He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip.
- - Okay.
- 118
- 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:00,432
- Hey. You know what?
- 119
- 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,939
- We should make an alibi video
- for your aunt anyway. You ready?
- 120
- 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,522
- - An alibi? Sure. Okay.
- - We rolling? Get in the frame.
- 121
- 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:10,405
- Hey, May. How you doing? What are
- you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.
- 122
- 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,112
- Peter, that's inappropriate.
- Let's start over. You can edit it.
- 123
- 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,197
- Three, two, one. Hey, May.
- 124
- 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:21,867
- My gosh, I wanted to tell you what
- an incredible job your nephew did...
- 125
- 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,912
- ...this weekend
- at the Stark internship retreat.
- 126
- 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,705
- Everyone was impressed.
- 127
- 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,999
- Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.
- 128
- 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,712
- This is because you're not
- on Queens Boulevard.
- 129
- 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,879
- See, Happy is hoping to get
- bumped up to asset management.
- 130
- 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,673
- He was forehead of security,
- before that he was a driver.
- 131
- 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,808
- That was a private conversation.
- 132
- 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,345
- I don't like joking about this.
- It was hard to talk about that.
- 133
- 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,981
- - No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?
- - Here we are. End of the line.
- 134
- 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,315
- - Can you give us a moment?
- - Want me to leave?
- 135
- 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,945
- Grab Peter's case out of the trunk.
- 136
- 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,152
- I can keep the suit?
- 137
- 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,409
- Yes, we were just talking about it.
- 138
- 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,581
- Do me a favor, though.
- Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
- 139
- 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,912
- Don't stress him out.
- Don't do anything stupid.
- 140
- 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,997
- I've seen his cardiogram.
- 141
- 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,753
- - All right?
- - Yes.
- 142
- 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,290
- Don't do anything I would do,
- and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
- 143
- 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,427
- There's a little gray area in there.
- That's where you operate.
- 144
- 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,713
- - Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger?
- - No.
- 145
- 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,965
- - This it?
- - Seventh floor.
- 146
- 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,555
- - I can take that. You don't have to.
- - You'll take it?
- 147
- 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,095
- - Yeah, I can take that.
- - Thank you.
- 148
- 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,058
- So when's our next...
- When's our next "retreat," you know?
- 149
- 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,851
- - What, next mission?
- - Yeah, the mission. The missions.
- 150
- 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:32,861
- - We'll call you.
- - Do you have my numbers?
- 151
- 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,238
- No, I mean, we'll call you.
- 152
- 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,565
- Like, someone will call you. All right?
- 153
- 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,985
- - From your team.
- - Okay. All right.
- 154
- 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,997
- It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
- the door for you. We're not there yet.
- 155
- 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,708
- Bye.
- 156
- 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,628
- They're gonna call me.
- 157
- 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,717
- What's up, Penis Parker?
- 158
- 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,435
- Rise and shine,
- Midtown Science and Technology.
- 159
- 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,565
- Don't forget about your homecoming tickets.
- 160
- 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,351
- Do you have a date for homecoming?
- 161
- 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,646
- Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date.
- 162
- 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,780
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 163
- 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:08,540
- Damn it. You, in my office right now.
- 164
- 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,477
- Join me, and together...
- 165
- 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,934
- ...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star.
- 166
- 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,858
- - What?
- - So lame.
- 167
- 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,610
- That's awesome. How many pieces?
- 168
- 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,611
- Three thousand eight hundred and three.
- 169
- 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,024
- - That's insane.
- - I know. You want to build it tonight?
- 170
- 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,114
- No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark...
- 171
- 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:45,949
- - Stark internship.
- - Yeah, exactly.
- 172
- 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,363
- Always got that internship.
- 173
- 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,453
- Yeah, well, hopefully,
- soon it'll lead to a real job with them.
- 174
- 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,118
- - That would be so sweet.
- - Right?
- 175
- 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,662
- He'd be all, "Good job
- on those spreadsheets, Peter.
- 176
- 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,501
- Here's a gold coin."
- 177
- 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,175
- - I don't know how jobs work.
- - That's exactly how they work.
- 178
- 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,049
- I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star.
- 179
- 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,137
- I'll come by afterwards. For the most part,
- the difficult thing is the base of it.
- 180
- 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,644
- The top half we can knock out
- in two hours, tops.
- 181
- 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,814
- That'd be great.
- 182
- 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,315
- I'm gonna be late.
- 183
- 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,818
- Okay, so how do we calculate
- linear acceleration...
- 184
- 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,071
- ...between points A and B?
- 185
- 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,277
- Flash.
- 186
- 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:25,488
- It's the product of sine of the angle
- and gravity divided by mass.
- 187
- 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,951
- Nope. Peter. You still with us?
- 188
- 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,374
- Yeah, yeah.
- 189
- 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,871
- Mass cancels out,
- so it's just gravity times sine.
- 190
- 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,917
- Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
- isn't always the best if you are wrong.
- 191
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,710
- You're dead.
- 192
- 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:50,385
- Today we're talking
- about Danish physicist Niels Bohr...
- 193
- 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,220
- ...but trust me, there's nothing Bohr-ing...
- 194
- 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,682
- ...about his discoveries
- regarding quantum theory.
- 195
- 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,702
- Did Liz get a new top?
- 196
- 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,615
- No. We've seen that before,
- but never with that skirt.
- 197
- 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,626
- - Liz, hey. That looks so good.
- - Hi!
- 198
- 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,412
- We should probably stop staring
- before it gets creepy.
- 199
- 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,830
- Too late.
- 200
- 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,669
- You guys are losers.
- 201
- 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,043
- Well, then why do you sit with us?
- 202
- 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,756
- Because I don't have any friends.
- 203
- 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,764
- Next question.
- 204
- 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,426
- What is the heaviest
- naturally-occurring element?
- 205
- 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,682
- Hydrogen's the lightest.
- 206
- 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,313
- That's not the question. Okay.
- 207
- 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,689
- - Yeah.
- - Uranium.
- 208
- 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,941
- Correct. Thank you, Abraham.
- 209
- 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,148
- - Yes.
- - Please open your books to page 10.
- 210
- 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,530
- Peter, it's nationals.
- 211
- 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,907
- Is there no way
- you could take one weekend off?
- 212
- 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,036
- I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark
- needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.
- 213
- 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,572
- You've never been
- in the same room as Tony Stark.
- 214
- 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,991
- Wait. What's happening?
- 215
- 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,125
- - Peter's not going to Washington.
- - No.
- 216
- 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,457
- - No, no, no.
- - Why not?
- 217
- 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,337
- Really? Right before nationals?
- 218
- 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,170
- He already quit marching band
- and robotics lab.
- 219
- 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,590
- I'm not obsessed with him.
- Just very observant.
- 220
- 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,009
- Flash, you're in for Peter.
- 221
- 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,300
- I don't know.
- I gotta check my calendar first.
- 222
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,685
- I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.
- 223
- 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,641
- That is false.
- 224
- 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:20,182
- What'd I tell you about using the bell
- for comedic purposes?
- 225
- 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,576
- - Hey, what's up?
- - Hey, man.
- 226
- 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,874
- What's up, Mr. Delmar?
- 227
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,584
- Hey, Mr. Parker.
- 228
- 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,965
- Number five, right?
- 229
- 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,627
- Yeah, and with pickles, and can you
- smush it down real flat? Thanks.
- 230
- 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,262
- You got it, boss.
- 231
- 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,967
- How's your aunt?
- 232
- 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,633
- Yeah, she's all right.
- 233
- 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,348
- She's a very hot Italian woman.
- 234
- 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,555
- How's your daughter?
- 235
- 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,185
- - Ten dollars.
- - It's 5 dollars.
- 236
- 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:08,072
- - For that comment, 10 dollars.
- - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.
- 237
- 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,570
- Here's 5 dollars.
- 238
- 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,239
- What's up, Murph?
- 239
- 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,362
- How you doing, buddy?
- 240
- 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,620
- So how's school?
- 241
- 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,750
- It's boring. Got better things to do.
- 242
- 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,163
- Stay in school, kid.
- Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.
- 243
- 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,883
- - This is great.
- - Best sandwiches in Queens.
- 244
- 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,574
- Finally.
- 245
- 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,082
- - What's the matter with you?
- - Could you hold this?
- 246
- 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,587
- Thanks.
- 247
- 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,925
- Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?
- 248
- 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,507
- - Hey, buddy, is this your bike?
- - I have no change.
- 249
- 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,967
- Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?
- 250
- 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,428
- Everybody good?
- 251
- 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,775
- Hey!
- 252
- 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,730
- You're that spider guy on YouTube, right?
- 253
- 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:13,943
- Call me Spider-Man.
- 254
- 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,608
- Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.
- 255
- 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,328
- - Yeah!
- - Not bad.
- 256
- 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,168
- Hey, buddy.
- 257
- 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,388
- - Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.
- - It's my car, dumbass!
- 258
- 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,265
- Hey! Shut that off!
- 259
- 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,471
- - Can you tell him it's my car?
- - I was...
- 260
- 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,183
- - I work at nights. Come on.
- - That's not your car!
- 261
- 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,473
- - That's his car.
- - How was I supposed to know?
- 262
- 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,017
- - He was putting that in the window!
- - Every day with these alarms!
- 263
- 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,028
- - Turn it off!
- - Don't make me come down there, punk.
- 264
- 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,860
- Hey, Gary. How you doing?
- 265
- 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,366
- Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?
- 266
- 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,746
- I'm good, I'm good.
- 267
- 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,373
- You have reached the voicemail box of:
- 268
- 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,004
- Happy Hogan.
- 269
- 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,381
- Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.
- 270
- 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,042
- I stopped a grand theft bicycle.
- 271
- 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,757
- Couldn't find the owner,
- so I just left a note.
- 272
- 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,218
- I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.
- 273
- 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,260
- She was really nice and bought me a churro.
- 274
- 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,603
- I just feel like I could be doing more.
- 275
- 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,982
- You know? Just curious
- when the next real mission's gonna be.
- 276
- 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,439
- So, yeah, just call me back.
- 277
- 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,356
- It's Peter. Parker.
- 278
- 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,745
- Why would I tell him about the churro?
- 279
- 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,992
- Hey, hey.
- 280
- 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,831
- Okay.
- 281
- 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,087
- - Can't wait to see this thing.
- - Finally, something good.
- 282
- 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,842
- Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy.
- 283
- 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,853
- - Told you it was worth it.
- - Okay, go, go, go.
- 284
- 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,725
- Oh, nice.
- 285
- 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,737
- We can hit, like, five more places tonight.
- 286
- 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,455
- What's up, guys? You forget your PIN number?
- 287
- 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,914
- You're the Avengers.
- 288
- 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,996
- What are you guys doing here?
- 289
- 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,754
- Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys.
- 290
- 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,421
- I thought you'd be more handsome
- in person. Iron Man.
- 291
- 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,511
- Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?
- You're a billionaire.
- 292
- 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,348
- Hey...
- 293
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,514
- Oh, this feels so weird.
- 294
- 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,608
- What is that thing?
- 295
- 00:19:55,778 --> 00:20:00,022
- I'm starting to think
- you're not the Avengers.
- 296
- 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,735
- 911. What's your emergency?
- 297
- 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,499
- Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers
- in a bank on 21st Street.
- 298
- 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,500
- Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.
- 299
- 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,044
- So how do jerks like you get tech like this?
- 300
- 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,003
- No. Wait, wait, wait!
- 301
- 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,433
- Mr. Delmar.
- 302
- 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,847
- Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here?
- Is anybody in here? Hello?
- 303
- 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,816
- Oh, come on.
- 304
- 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,244
- I gotta...
- 305
- 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,865
- - Here, here.
- - Good, yeah.
- 306
- 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,326
- Okay. Good. Yes.
- 307
- 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,914
- Yes... No. No, put that down.
- 308
- 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,206
- That's worth more than you or me. Yeah?
- 309
- 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,467
- The craziest thing just happened.
- These guys were robbing an ATM...
- 310
- 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,844
- - ...with high-tech weapons...
- - Take a breath. I don't have time...
- 311
- 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,880
- - ...for ATM robberies...
- - Yeah, but...
- 312
- 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,300
- ...or the notes you leave.
- I have moving day to worry about.
- 313
- 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,185
- Everything's gotta be out next week.
- 314
- 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,973
- - Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?
- - Yeah, don't you watch the news?
- 315
- 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,439
- Tony sold Avengers Tower.
- We're relocating to a new facility upstate...
- 316
- 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,821
- - ...where hopefully cell service is worse.
- - But what about me?
- 317
- 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,735
- What about you?
- 318
- 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,947
- Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me
- or something big goes down?
- 319
- 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,572
- - Can I please talk to Mr. Stark?
- - Stay away from anything dangerous.
- 320
- 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,492
- I'm responsible for making sure
- you're responsible, okay?
- 321
- 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,875
- I am responsible. I... Oh, crap.
- 322
- 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,461
- - My backpack's gone.
- - That doesn't sound responsible.
- 323
- 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,627
- - I'll call you back.
- - Feel free not to.
- 324
- 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,771
- What was that?
- 325
- 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,323
- It's nothing. Nothing.
- 326
- 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,200
- You're the Spider-Man.
- 327
- 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,204
- - From YouTube.
- - I'm not. I'm not.
- 328
- 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,660
- - You were on the ceiling.
- - No. What are you doing in my room?
- 329
- 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,746
- May let me in.
- We were gonna finish the Death Star.
- 330
- 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,127
- You can't just bust into my room!
- 331
- 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,005
- That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.
- 332
- 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,791
- Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai?
- 333
- 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,210
- - Yes.
- - No. He's got a thing.
- 334
- 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,970
- A thing to do after.
- 335
- 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,010
- Okay.
- 336
- 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,846
- Maybe put on some clothes.
- 337
- 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,346
- - Oh, she doesn't know?
- - Nobody knows.
- 338
- 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,765
- Mr. Stark knows
- because he made my suit. That's it.
- 339
- 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,151
- Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?
- 340
- 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,904
- Yeah, basically.
- 341
- 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,359
- You can't tell anybody about this.
- You gotta keep it a secret.
- 342
- 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,368
- - Secret? Why?
- - You know what she's like.
- 343
- 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,531
- If she finds out people try and kill me
- every night, she won't let me do this.
- 344
- 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,915
- Come on, Ned, please.
- 345
- 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,791
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 346
- 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,669
- I'll level with you.
- I can't keep this a secret.
- 347
- 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,580
- It's the greatest thing
- that's ever happened to me.
- 348
- 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,421
- Ned, May cannot know.
- I cannot do that to her right now.
- 349
- 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,338
- You know? I mean, everything
- that's happened with her, I... Please.
- 350
- 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,388
- - Okay.
- - Just swear it, okay?
- 351
- 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,889
- I swear.
- 352
- 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,100
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 353
- 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,185
- I can't believe this is happening now.
- 354
- 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,600
- - Can I try the suit on?
- - No.
- 355
- 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,609
- How's it work? Magnets?
- How do you shoot the strings?
- 356
- 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,987
- - I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow.
- - Great.
- 357
- 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,113
- Okay, well, wait, then.
- 358
- 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,776
- How do you do this and the Stark internship?
- 359
- 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,033
- This is the Stark internship.
- 360
- 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,248
- Just get out of here.
- 361
- 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,461
- What's the matter?
- 362
- 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,539
- Thought you loved larb.
- 363
- 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,879
- It's too larby?
- 364
- 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,760
- Not larby enough.
- 365
- 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:37,516
- How many times do I have to say "larb"
- before you talk to me?
- 366
- 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,847
- You know I larb you.
- 367
- 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,058
- I'm just stressed.
- The internship, and I'm tired.
- 368
- 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,268
- A lot of work.
- 369
- 00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,683
- The Stark internship.
- 370
- 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,524
- I have to tell you,
- not a fan of that Tony Stark.
- 371
- 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,900
- You're distracted all the time.
- He's got you in your head.
- 372
- 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:58,161
- - Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...
- - What does he have you doing?
- 373
- 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,912
- - ...in an explosion...
- - You need to use your instincts.
- 374
- 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,200
- ...after an A TM robbery was thwarted
- by Queens' own crime stopper...
- 375
- 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,458
- What?
- 376
- 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,164
- ...the Spider-Man.
- 377
- 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,671
- As the Spider-Man attempted
- to foil their heist...
- 378
- 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,505
- ...a powerful blast was set off, slicing
- through the bodega across the street.
- 379
- 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,715
- Miraculously, no one was harmed.
- 380
- 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,973
- If you spot something like that happening,
- you turn and you run the other way.
- 381
- 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,884
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
- 382
- 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,347
- Six blocks away from us.
- 383
- 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,513
- I need a new backpack.
- 384
- 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,141
- - What?
- - I need a new backpack.
- 385
- 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,817
- That's five.
- 386
- 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,363
- - Sticky rice pudding.
- - We didn't order that.
- 387
- 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,364
- It's on the house.
- 388
- 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,404
- Thanks.
- 389
- 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,454
- That's nice of him.
- 390
- 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,206
- I think he larbs you.
- 391
- 00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,335
- You got bit by a spider?
- 392
- 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,961
- Can it bite me?
- 393
- 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,963
- Well, it probably would've hurt, right?
- 394
- 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,420
- Whatever. Even if it did hurt,
- I'd let it bite me.
- 395
- 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,176
- Maybe. How much did it hurt?
- 396
- 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,553
- The spider's dead, Ned.
- 397
- 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,897
- You were here?
- 398
- 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,016
- Yeah.
- 399
- 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,811
- You could've died.
- 400
- 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,193
- Do you lay eggs?
- 401
- 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,074
- What? No.
- 402
- 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,285
- - Can you spit venom?
- - No.
- 403
- 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,745
- Can you summon an army of spiders?
- 404
- 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,000
- No, Ned.
- 405
- 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,083
- The Sokovia Accords were put into place...
- 406
- 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,543
- How far can you shoot your webs?
- 407
- 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,924
- It's unknown. Shut up.
- 408
- 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,335
- ...to begin regulating...
- 409
- 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,845
- If I was you, I would stand on a building...
- 410
- 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,382
- - ...and just shoot it as far as I could...
- - Shut up, Ned.
- 411
- 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:46,428
- Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're
- in the classroom or on the battlefield...
- 412
- 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,267
- - Do you know him too?
- - Yeah, we met.
- 413
- 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,897
- ...fitness can be the difference
- between success or failure.
- 414
- 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,150
- - I stole his shield.
- - What?
- 415
- 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,356
- Today, my good friend, your gym teacher...
- 416
- 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,147
- ...will conduct
- the Captain America Fitness Challenge.
- 417
- 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,405
- Thank you, Captain.
- 418
- 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,613
- Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
- but I have to show these videos.
- 419
- 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,995
- It's required by the state. Let's do it.
- 420
- 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,655
- Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
- 421
- 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,449
- What does Hulk smell like?
- 422
- 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,618
- - I bet he smells nice.
- - You have to shut up.
- 423
- 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,503
- Is Captain America cool,
- or is he like a mean, old grandpa?
- 424
- 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,585
- Ned, just... okay?
- 425
- 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:18,251
- - Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
- - What?
- 426
- 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,966
- Yeah. You know how there's a guy
- with a headset...
- 427
- 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,972
- ...telling the other guy where to go?
- 428
- 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,976
- If you're in a burning building,
- I could tell you where to go.
- 429
- 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,728
- There'd be screens around me,
- and I could swivel around.
- 430
- 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,981
- - I could be your guy in the chair.
- - I don't need a guy in the chair.
- 431
- 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,813
- Looking good, Parker.
- 432
- 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:39,481
- Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor...
- 433
- 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,524
- ...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.
- 434
- 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,534
- Well, what about the Spider-Man?
- 435
- 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,911
- It's just Spider-Man.
- 436
- 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,289
- Did you see the bank security cam
- on YouTube? He fought off four guys.
- 437
- 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,290
- Oh, my God, she's crushing on Spider-Man.
- 438
- 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,541
- No way.
- 439
- 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,749
- - Kind of.
- - Oh, gross.
- 440
- 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,839
- - He's probably 30.
- - You don't know what he looks like.
- 441
- 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,966
- Like, what if he's seriously burned?
- 442
- 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,844
- I wouldn't care. I'd love him
- for the person he is inside.
- 443
- 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,880
- Peter knows Spider-Man.
- 444
- 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,847
- No, I don't. No. I... I mean...
- 445
- 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,350
- They're friends.
- 446
- 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,482
- Yeah, like Coach Wilson
- and Captain America are friends.
- 447
- 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,360
- I've met him, yeah. A couple times.
- 448
- 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:18,899
- But it's...
- 449
- 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,773
- ...through the Stark internship.
- 450
- 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,573
- Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed
- to talk about it.
- 451
- 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,612
- Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what?
- 452
- 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,452
- Maybe you should invite him
- to Liz's party. Right?
- 453
- 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,915
- Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
- You're more than welcome to come.
- 454
- 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,500
- - Having a party?
- - Yeah, it's gonna be dope.
- 455
- 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,461
- You should totally invite
- your personal friend Spider-Man.
- 456
- 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,171
- It's okay.
- 457
- 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,053
- I know Peter's way too busy
- for parties anyway, so...
- 458
- 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,055
- Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?
- 459
- 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,892
- What are you doing?
- 460
- 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,557
- Helping you out.
- 461
- 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,316
- Did you not hear her?
- 462
- 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,944
- Liz has a crush on you.
- 463
- 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,440
- Dude, you're an Avenger.
- 464
- 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:08,487
- If any one of us has a chance
- with a senior girl, it's you.
- 465
- 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,292
- House party in the suburbs.
- 466
- 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,829
- Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous.
- 467
- 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,214
- It'll be a night to remember.
- 468
- 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,501
- Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat.
- 469
- 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,636
- Yeah, it gives me confidence.
- 470
- 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,013
- This is a mistake.
- 471
- 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,423
- Hey, let's just go home.
- 472
- 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,057
- Oh, Peter.
- 473
- 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,970
- I know. I know it's really hard...
- 474
- 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,389
- ...trying to fit in with all the changes
- your body's going through.
- 475
- 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:37,602
- It's flowering now.
- 476
- 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,853
- He's so stressed out lately.
- 477
- 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,612
- What helps with stress is a party.
- 478
- 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,650
- - We should go to the party.
- - Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go.
- 479
- 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,702
- Peter.
- 480
- 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,701
- - Have fun, okay? Okay.
- - I will.
- 481
- 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,740
- Bye, May.
- 482
- 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,745
- Dude, you have the suit, right?
- 483
- 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,164
- - Yeah.
- - This is gonna change our lives.
- 484
- 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,008
- - Annie, over here!
- - Hey.
- 485
- 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,342
- Hey.
- 486
- 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,344
- DJ Flash.
- 487
- 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,480
- Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in...
- 488
- 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:21,609
- ...say you guys are tight, and I get
- a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.
- 489
- 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,895
- Can't believe you're at this lame party.
- 490
- 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,279
- But you're here too.
- 491
- 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,986
- Am I?
- 492
- 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,781
- Oh, my gosh.
- 493
- 00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,742
- Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.
- 494
- 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,656
- - Hi, Liz.
- - Hi, Liz.
- 495
- 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,700
- I'm so happy you guys came.
- 496
- 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,370
- There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.
- 497
- 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,839
- - What a great party.
- - Thanks.
- 498
- 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,752
- Oh, I...
- 499
- 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,592
- My parents will kill me
- if anything's broken. I gotta...
- 500
- 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,223
- - Yeah.
- - Have fun.
- 501
- 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,349
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 502
- 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,511
- Dude, what are you doing?
- 503
- 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,771
- She's here. Spider it up.
- 504
- 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,557
- No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this.
- 505
- 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,977
- Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?
- 506
- 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,817
- Look, I'm just gonna be myself.
- 507
- 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,281
- Peter, no one wants that.
- 508
- 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,241
- Dude.
- 509
- 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,533
- Penis Parker, what's up?
- 510
- 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,531
- So where's your pal Spider-Man?
- 511
- 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,246
- Let me guess: In Canada
- with your imaginary girlfriend?
- 512
- 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,876
- That's not Spider-Man.
- That's just Ned in a red shirt.
- 513
- 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,594
- "Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man.
- 514
- 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,806
- Just thought I'd swing by
- and say hello to my buddy Peter.
- 515
- 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,141
- Oh, what's up, Ned?
- Hey, where's Peter, anyways?
- 516
- 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,147
- He must be around..."
- 517
- 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,564
- God, this is stupid. What am I doing?
- 518
- 00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,783
- What the hell?
- 519
- 00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,350
- This sucks.
- 520
- 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:31,906
- Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
- sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia.
- 521
- 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,361
- Here. You try.
- 522
- 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,326
- I wanted something low-key.
- Why are you trying to upsell me, man?
- 523
- 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,581
- Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right?
- 524
- 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,538
- I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.
- 525
- 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,757
- Okay, I got black hole grenades,
- Chitauri railguns...
- 526
- 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,008
- You letting off shots
- in public now? Hurry up.
- 527
- 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,797
- Look, times are changing. We're the only
- ones selling these high-tech weapons.
- 528
- 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:58,223
- This must be where
- the ATM robbers got their stuff.
- 529
- 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:02,763
- I need something to stick up somebody.
- I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.
- 530
- 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,147
- I got antigrav climbers.
- 531
- 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,398
- Yo, climbers?
- 532
- 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,190
- Okay, what the hell is that?
- 533
- 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,364
- - Did you set us up?
- - Hey, hey, man.
- 534
- 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,705
- Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
- at somebody, shoot at me.
- 535
- 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:21,990
- All right.
- 536
- 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,630
- What was that?
- 537
- 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,943
- - We gotta call him.
- - No, no, no.
- 538
- 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:57,904
- Did you just do it again?
- 539
- 00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,240
- - Shut up.
- - I'm calling him.
- 540
- 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,334
- Toomes's phone.
- 541
- 00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:13,878
- Boss.
- 542
- 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,168
- Oh, my butt!
- 543
- 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,986
- Great. Guess I'm gonna have
- to take a shortcut.
- 544
- 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,824
- Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.
- 545
- 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,739
- Hey, hey, buddy.
- 546
- 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,408
- Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.
- 547
- 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,754
- Now, this is more like it.
- 548
- 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,551
- Smells really good.
- 549
- 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,189
- Great movie!
- 550
- 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,280
- Oh, hey, guys.
- 551
- 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,363
- No! No!
- 552
- 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,244
- Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.
- 553
- 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,905
- Peter, where are you?
- 554
- 00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:27,948
- The hat's not working. This is not cool.
- 555
- 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,994
- Almost got you.
- 556
- 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,466
- Thought you got away from me, didn't you?
- 557
- 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,843
- I got you right where I want you.
- 558
- 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,846
- Surprise!
- 559
- 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,939
- What the hell?
- 560
- 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,943
- Oh, hey.
- 561
- 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:51,453
- And then he just, like,
- swooped down like a monster...
- 562
- 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:55,165
- ...and picked me up, and took me up
- like a thousand feet and just dropped me.
- 563
- 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,164
- How'd you find me?
- Did you put a tracker in my suit?
- 564
- 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:00,173
- I put everything in your suit.
- 565
- 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,675
- Including this heater.
- 566
- 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,347
- That's better. Thanks.
- 567
- 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,678
- What were you thinking?
- 568
- 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,141
- The guy with wings is the source
- of the weapons. I gotta take him down.
- 569
- 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:13,975
- Take him down now, huh?
- 570
- 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,937
- Crockett, there are people
- who handle this sort of thing.
- 571
- 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,944
- - The Avengers?
- - No. This is a little below their pay grade.
- 572
- 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,105
- Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here.
- 573
- 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,693
- I had that. I was fine.
- 574
- 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,284
- Oh, I'm not here.
- 575
- 00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,950
- Thank God this place has Wi-Fi...
- 576
- 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,910
- ...or you would be toast right now.
- 577
- 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,076
- Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers.
- 578
- 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,415
- Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please.
- 579
- 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,625
- - Why?
- - Why?
- 580
- 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,835
- Because I said so!
- 581
- 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,002
- Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.
- 582
- 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,636
- Stay close to the ground.
- 583
- 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:49,845
- Build up your game helping little people,
- like that lady that bought you the churro.
- 584
- 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,390
- Can't you just be a friendly...
- 585
- 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,388
- ...neighborhood Spider-Man?
- 586
- 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,272
- But I'm ready for more than that now.
- 587
- 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,812
- No, you're not.
- 588
- 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,272
- That's not what you thought
- when I took on Captain America.
- 589
- 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,063
- Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted
- to lay you out, he would've.
- 590
- 00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:08,986
- Listen to me. If you come across
- these weapons again, call Happy.
- 591
- 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:10,619
- Are you driving?
- 592
- 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,782
- You know, it's never too early
- to start thinking about college.
- 593
- 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,699
- I got some pull at MIT. End call.
- 594
- 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,581
- No, I don't need to go to...
- 595
- 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,792
- Mr. Stark is no longer connected.
- 596
- 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,342
- That's awesome.
- 597
- 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,431
- "Stay close to the ground"?
- What is he talking about?
- 598
- 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,153
- Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.
- 599
- 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:55,539
- Actually, I was calling to say
- maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.
- 600
- 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,870
- When I say "penis," you say "Parker."
- 601
- 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,080
- - Penis!
- - Parker!
- 602
- 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,461
- - Penis!
- - Parker!
- 603
- 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,206
- Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers.
- 604
- 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:06,296
- - I'll see you tomorrow.
- - I'll see you tomorrow in school.
- 605
- 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,049
- Idiots.
- 606
- 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,003
- Idiots.
- 607
- 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,715
- Idiots!
- 608
- 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,593
- Boss?
- 609
- 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:57,222
- Your wife keeps texting you.
- Something about a brake light.
- 610
- 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,807
- What'd I tell you about looking at my phone?
- 611
- 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,222
- Sorry. You left it out.
- 612
- 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,231
- You know I'm a curious person by nature.
- 613
- 00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:08,271
- I finished designing
- that high-altitude vacuum seal.
- 614
- 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,525
- In case you want to,
- you know, go for the big one?
- 615
- 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,739
- You're still on that? I told you, no.
- 616
- 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,449
- The answer's no. Forget it.
- 617
- 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,589
- I mean, that was badass.
- 618
- 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:37,091
- How many times have I told you
- not to fire them out in the open?
- 619
- 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,806
- - You said, move the merchandise.
- - Under the radar.
- 620
- 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,186
- Under the radar!
- 621
- 00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,097
- That's how we survive.
- 622
- 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,608
- If you bring Damage Control
- or the Avengers down here, we're through.
- 623
- 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,195
- You're out there wearing that goofy thing,
- lighting up cars...
- 624
- 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,856
- ...calling yourself the Shocker.
- 625
- 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,151
- "I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
- What is this, pro wrestling?
- 626
- 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,115
- Whatever, old man. Come on.
- 627
- 00:40:58,581 --> 00:40:59,992
- Look.
- 628
- 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,577
- Look.
- 629
- 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:04,414
- I know you don't give a crap about anything.
- 630
- 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,203
- But I do.
- 631
- 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,499
- I built this whole place
- because I got people I have to look after.
- 632
- 00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:12,885
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 633
- 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,550
- You know what?
- 634
- 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,387
- I can't afford your bullshit.
- 635
- 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,017
- - Get out of here.
- - What?
- 636
- 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:24,476
- - You're done. You're off the crew.
- - Yeah, all right.
- 637
- 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:26,394
- All right.
- 638
- 00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,980
- Wonder if you can afford me
- out there, though, right?
- 639
- 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,985
- With everything I know.
- 640
- 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,782
- - Excuse me?
- - I'm just saying...
- 641
- 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:38,782
- ...maybe your wife would like to know
- where you really get your money from.
- 642
- 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,196
- - You know what?
- - What?
- 643
- 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:42,743
- You're right.
- 644
- 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:44,374
- - That work?
- - I don't know.
- 645
- 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,206
- I can't afford that.
- 646
- 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,914
- Wait.
- 647
- 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,047
- Damn.
- 648
- 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,010
- - I thought this was the antigravity gun.
- - What?
- 649
- 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,268
- No, that's that one.
- 650
- 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:18,780
- Here.
- 651
- 00:42:20,079 --> 00:42:23,948
- Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
- and find that weapon he lost.
- 652
- 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:25,161
- All right.
- 653
- 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,381
- Hey, thanks for bailing on me.
- 654
- 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,511
- Yeah, well, something came up.
- 655
- 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:39,888
- What is that?
- 656
- 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,846
- I don't know.
- Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
- 657
- 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,476
- - Seriously?
- - Yeah.
- 658
- 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,102
- Awesome.
- 659
- 00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:49,356
- I mean, not awesome.
- Totally uncool of that guy.
- 660
- 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,312
- So scary.
- 661
- 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,315
- Well, look, I think it's...
- 662
- 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:55,946
- ...a power source.
- 663
- 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:58,698
- Yeah, but it's connected
- to all these microprocessors.
- 664
- 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:02,077
- That's an inductive charging plate. That's
- what I use to charge my toothbrush.
- 665
- 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,284
- Whoever's making these weapons
- is combining alien tech with ours.
- 666
- 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:09,327
- That is literally the coolest sentence
- anyone has ever said.
- 667
- 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:12,542
- I just want to thank you
- for letting me be part of your journey...
- 668
- 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,082
- ...into this amazing...
- 669
- 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,716
- Keep your fingers clear of the blades.
- 670
- 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,967
- I gotta figure out what this is
- and who makes it.
- 671
- 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,352
- We'll go to the lab after class
- and run tests.
- 672
- 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,808
- Let's do it.
- 673
- 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,567
- First, we put the glowy thing
- in the mass spectrometer.
- 674
- 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,199
- We gotta come up with a better name
- than "glowy thingy."
- 675
- 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:42,450
- You're right.
- 676
- 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,071
- Crap.
- 677
- 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,163
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 678
- 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,374
- High schools creep me out.
- 679
- 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,047
- They got this funny smell, you know?
- 680
- 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,504
- Hey, that's one of the guys
- that tried to kill me.
- 681
- 00:43:58,678 --> 00:43:59,714
- What?
- 682
- 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,378
- - Yeah.
- - We gotta get out of here.
- 683
- 00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,422
- No, no, no. I gotta follow them.
- 684
- 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,182
- They can lead me to the guy
- that dropped me in the lake.
- 685
- 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:08,594
- - Someone dropped you in a lake?
- - Yeah, it was not good.
- 686
- 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,017
- - Peter...
- - No. Stay there, Ned.
- 687
- 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,773
- Peter.
- 688
- 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,065
- What are you doing?
- 689
- 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,480
- Nothing.
- 690
- 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,819
- Yeah. You good?
- 691
- 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,029
- Chess.
- 692
- 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,411
- Man, can you imagine what the boss
- would say if he knew where we were?
- 693
- 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,667
- It's saying there was an energy pulse here.
- 694
- 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,247
- There's no sign of the weapon.
- 695
- 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,380
- - And even if it was here, now it's gone.
- - So are we.
- 696
- 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,911
- This is so awesome.
- 697
- 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,916
- I know, right?
- 698
- 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,918
- They're in Brooklyn.
- 699
- 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,052
- Staten Island.
- 700
- 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,682
- Leaving Jersey.
- 701
- 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,937
- They stopped.
- 702
- 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:45,740
- Maryland?
- 703
- 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,152
- - What's there?
- - I don't know.
- 704
- 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,365
- Evil lair?
- 705
- 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:51,951
- - They have a lair?
- - A gang with alien guns...
- 706
- 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:53,911
- ...run by a guy with wings? Yeah.
- 707
- 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,496
- Badass.
- 708
- 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,538
- But how are you gonna get there
- if it's, like, 300 miles away?
- 709
- 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,383
- It's not too far from D.C.
- 710
- 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,586
- - Hey, it's Peter.
- - Guys.
- 711
- 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,799
- - Peter?
- - Hey, buddy.
- 712
- 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,839
- I was hoping I could rejoin the team.
- 713
- 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,632
- No, no way. You can't quit on us...
- 714
- 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:13,427
- ...stroll up and be welcomed back
- by everyone.
- 715
- 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,472
- Hey, welcome back!
- Flash, you're back to first alternate.
- 716
- 00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,981
- - What?
- - He's taking your place.
- 717
- 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,516
- Excuse me, can we go already?
- 718
- 00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:23,483
- I was hoping to get in some protesting
- in front of an embassy before dinner.
- 719
- 00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:26,114
- Protesting is patriotic.
- Let's get on the bus.
- 720
- 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:31,366
- Focus up.
- Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.
- 721
- 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,447
- The second law of thermodynamics.
- 722
- 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,912
- - Frank Sinatra.
- - Fort Sumter.
- 723
- 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,914
- - Flash is wrong.
- - Okay, let's focus. Next one.
- 724
- 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,420
- Liz, don't overwork them.
- 725
- 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,630
- Strontium, barium, vibranium.
- 726
- 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,666
- Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.
- 727
- 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,301
- Glad to be back.
- 728
- 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,131
- - What is the current standard unit of...
- - Can I take this real quick?
- 729
- 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,799
- Yeah, fine.
- 730
- 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,763
- - Hello?
- - Got a blip on my screen here.
- 731
- 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:54,972
- You left New York?
- 732
- 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,762
- - Okay, focus up, everyone.
- - Tracker.
- 733
- 00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,056
- Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing.
- 734
- 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,646
- Happy, I gotta say,
- tracking me without permission...
- 735
- 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,606
- ...is a complete violation of privacy.
- 736
- 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,112
- - That's different.
- - What's different?
- 737
- 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,740
- Nothing. Look, it's just
- the Academic Decathlon.
- 738
- 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:11,993
- - It's no big deal.
- - Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.
- 739
- 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,748
- Sounds like no big deal,
- but remember, I'm watching you.
- 740
- 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,717
- - Everyone stick together.
- - Yeah.
- 741
- 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,055
- You kidding me? This place is huge.
- 742
- 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,808
- - I've seen bigger.
- - There's a bird in here.
- 743
- 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,221
- - Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
- - Why?
- 744
- 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,647
- Peter...
- 745
- 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,817
- ...why are we removing
- the tracker from your suit?
- 746
- 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,450
- I gotta follow these guys to their boss
- before they move again...
- 747
- 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,583
- ...and I don't really want Mr. Stark
- to know about it.
- 748
- 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,584
- So you're lying to Iron Man now?
- 749
- 00:48:01,754 --> 00:48:03,370
- No, I'm not lying.
- 750
- 00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,164
- He just doesn't really get what I can do yet.
- 751
- 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,254
- Gotcha.
- 752
- 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:16,596
- All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.
- 753
- 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,601
- There's a ton of other subsystems in here...
- 754
- 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:26,394
- ...but they're all disabled
- by the Training Wheels Protocol.
- 755
- 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:27,686
- What?
- 756
- 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:31,482
- "Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.
- 757
- 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:34,572
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- They're blocked for a reason.
- 758
- 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,328
- Come on, man, I don't need training wheels.
- 759
- 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,865
- I'm sick of him treating me
- like a kid all the time.
- 760
- 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:42,329
- - It's not cool.
- - But you are a kid.
- 761
- 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:44,586
- A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
- 762
- 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,499
- Peter, I just don't think this is a great
- idea. I mean, what if this is illegal?
- 763
- 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:51,635
- Look, please.
- This is my chance to prove myself.
- 764
- 00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,545
- I can handle it. Ned, come on.
- 765
- 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:56,430
- - I don't think this is a good idea.
- - The guy in the chair.
- 766
- 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,054
- - Don't do that.
- - Come on.
- 767
- 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,071
- The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe.
- 768
- 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,826
- - All right?
- - Okay. Okay.
- 769
- 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:19,992
- - They're moving.
- - Be careful.
- 770
- 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,706
- - Hey, Liz.
- - Perfect timing.
- 771
- 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,288
- We're gonna go swimming.
- 772
- 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,127
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- - What?
- 773
- 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,541
- - Hey, Peter.
- - Hi.
- 774
- 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,552
- Hey.
- 775
- 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:39,016
- I was... I was gonna go study
- in the business center.
- 776
- 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,518
- You don't need to.
- You're the smartest guy I've ever met.
- 777
- 00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:42,973
- And besides...
- 778
- 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:46,936
- ...a rebellious group activity the day
- before competition is good for morale.
- 779
- 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,485
- Well, I read that in a TED Talk, so...
- 780
- 00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,896
- I... I heard it in a TED Talk.
- 781
- 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,985
- And I read a coaching book.
- 782
- 00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:58,159
- You really...
- This is really important to you.
- 783
- 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,195
- Yeah. It's our future.
- 784
- 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,783
- I'm not gonna screw it up.
- 785
- 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,702
- Besides, we raided the minibar
- and these candy bars were, like, $11.
- 786
- 00:50:06,879 --> 00:50:10,122
- - So get your trunks on and come on.
- - Come on.
- 787
- 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,416
- - Come on.
- - I'm coming, I'm coming.
- 788
- 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:13,629
- Let's go.
- 789
- 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,777
- - Good evening, Peter.
- - Hello? Hello?
- 790
- 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,867
- Congratulations on completing
- the Training Wheels Protocol...
- 791
- 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,578
- ...and gaining access
- to your suit's full capabilities.
- 792
- 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,333
- Thank you.
- 793
- 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,335
- Where would you like to take me tonight?
- 794
- 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,213
- I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy.
- 795
- 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,420
- Tracker located.
- 796
- 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,127
- Plotting course to intercept target.
- 797
- 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:00,388
- As long as I make it back
- in time for decathlon, it's fine.
- 798
- 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,107
- One hundred meters
- from destination and closing.
- 799
- 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,101
- Jump now.
- 800
- 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:19,608
- Detecting three individuals.
- 801
- 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:23,950
- Why is their secret lair
- in a gas station? That's so lame.
- 802
- 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,743
- Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?
- 803
- 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,206
- Do you want to hear what they're saying?
- 804
- 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:33,838
- I can hear what they're saying? Yeah.
- 805
- 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:35,920
- Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.
- 806
- 00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:39,006
- I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.
- The rest is my design.
- 807
- 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,511
- Whoa, that's so cool.
- 808
- 00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:42,513
- Can't believe they're still cleaning up
- that Triskelion mess.
- 809
- 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,675
- I love it. They keep making messes...
- 810
- 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,219
- - ...we keep getting rich.
- - Target inbound.
- 811
- 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,012
- They're in the middle of a heist.
- 812
- 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,351
- I could catch them red-handed.
- This is awesome.
- 813
- 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,812
- Okay, I'll get closer
- to see what's happening.
- 814
- 00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,694
- Would you like me
- to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
- 815
- 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,197
- "Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah.
- 816
- 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,823
- Activating Instant Kill.
- 817
- 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,076
- No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.
- 818
- 00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:05,532
- Deactivating Instant Kill.
- 819
- 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,241
- Did you hear that?
- 820
- 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,626
- What the hell just happened? What was that?
- 821
- 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,209
- You jumped off the sign
- and landed on your face.
- 822
- 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,087
- What's wrong with my web-shooters?
- 823
- 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,594
- Rapid-fire is the default
- for Enhanced Combat Mode.
- 824
- 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,472
- - Why would I need rapid-fire?
- - Would you like to see more options?
- 825
- 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,635
- You have 576 possible
- web-shooter combinations.
- 826
- 00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,519
- Mr. Stark really overdid it.
- 827
- 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,849
- You two wait right here.
- 828
- 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:33,140
- Wait. You're gonna want
- to turn on the dampers.
- 829
- 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,651
- - That thing will shatter your arm.
- - All right, where's the dampers?
- 830
- 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,482
- - That one.
- - Great choice.
- 831
- 00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:41,231
- Would you like me to set this
- as your new default?
- 832
- 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,776
- No, no, no.
- 833
- 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:46,490
- - Push that in. No, the other...
- - Here? This one here?
- 834
- 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,997
- - What was that?
- - Taser webs.
- 835
- 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,998
- Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs.
- 836
- 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,660
- You seem to be unfamiliar
- with your web-shooter settings.
- 837
- 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,878
- Would you like to run a refresher course?
- 838
- 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,381
- - No. Just... You choose.
- - Sure thing.
- 839
- 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:01,213
- Six-alpha-niner, are you running on time?
- 840
- 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:04,846
- Copy, central. Six-alpha-niner on schedule.
- 841
- 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,516
- - I got a visual.
- - Green light, green light.
- 842
- 00:53:14,108 --> 00:53:15,394
- Oh, that's him.
- 843
- 00:53:19,154 --> 00:53:21,191
- Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.
- 844
- 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,776
- Pulling in behind the caboose.
- 845
- 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,612
- Deploy anchors.
- 846
- 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,754
- Dropping down.
- 847
- 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:42,254
- No outgoing distress signals. You're clear.
- 848
- 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:47,510
- Hey. Looks like they got
- some good stuff here.
- 849
- 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,816
- Cool. It's like some kind of
- matter phase shifter.
- 850
- 00:54:03,449 --> 00:54:05,361
- All right, coming up.
- 851
- 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,823
- Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you.
- 852
- 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,617
- Oh, God.
- 853
- 00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,918
- - Suit lady, what was that?!
- - You told me to choose.
- 854
- 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,467
- What? No, just set everything back to normal.
- 855
- 00:54:28,974 --> 00:54:30,886
- Activating all systems.
- 856
- 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:48,821
- My head.
- 857
- 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,782
- You appear to have a mild concussion.
- 858
- 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:57,163
- Hey, so where am I right now?
- 859
- 00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:58,452
- I'm not sure.
- 860
- 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,166
- The container walls are hindering my sensors.
- 861
- 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:04,207
- Wait a minute.
- 862
- 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:07,923
- They must have hijacked the truck
- and taken me to their evil lair.
- 863
- 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:11,844
- Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have
- to fight our way out of this one.
- 864
- 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:14,263
- Three, two, one.
- 865
- 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:22,525
- What is this place?
- 866
- 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,935
- Suit lady, where am I?
- 867
- 00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,900
- You're in the most secure facility
- on the eastern seaboard.
- 868
- 00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,781
- The Damage Control deep storage vault.
- 869
- 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,443
- No. Seriously?
- 870
- 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,785
- The door will most likely remain closed
- until morning.
- 871
- 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,245
- Morning?
- 872
- 00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:43,504
- Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
- calling you "suit lady," you know?
- 873
- 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,961
- I think I should probably give you a name.
- 874
- 00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,467
- Like Liz. No, no, no.
- 875
- 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:50,629
- God, that's... That's weird.
- 876
- 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:53,173
- What about Karen?
- 877
- 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,432
- You can call me Karen if you would like.
- 878
- 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:58,720
- Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?
- 879
- 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,809
- What?
- 880
- 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,895
- Maybe we should run that refresher course.
- 881
- 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,230
- - Ricochet web.
- - Ricochet web.
- 882
- 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:08,272
- - Cool.
- - Splitter web.
- 883
- 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:12,317
- - Web grenade.
- - Web grenade!
- 884
- 00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:16,742
- Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
- 885
- 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:17,951
- Who is Liz?
- 886
- 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,788
- Who's Liz? She's...
- 887
- 00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,418
- She's the best. She's awesome.
- 888
- 00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,296
- She's just a girl who goes to my school.
- 889
- 00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:26,501
- And...
- 890
- 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:30,589
- Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her,
- but it's kind of weird, you know?
- 891
- 00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:33,971
- "Hey, I'm Spider-Man."
- 892
- 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:35,257
- What's weird about that?
- 893
- 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:37,471
- What if she's expecting
- someone like Tony Stark?
- 894
- 00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,636
- Imagine how disappointed
- she'd be when she sees me.
- 895
- 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:43,352
- Well, if I were her,
- I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
- 896
- 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,016
- Thanks, Karen.
- 897
- 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:47,936
- It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.
- 898
- 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:49,945
- Hey, how long we been here anyways?
- 899
- 00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,981
- - Thirty-seven minutes.
- - What?!
- 900
- 00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:53,866
- Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.
- 901
- 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:57,700
- I cannot take this anymore.
- I got to... I gotta get out of here.
- 902
- 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:02,459
- There's got to be something in here
- I can use.
- 903
- 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,244
- Okay, let's see.
- 904
- 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,958
- Nope.
- 905
- 00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,336
- That's awesome.
- 906
- 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,426
- Hey, it's like the glowy thing.
- 907
- 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:15,589
- That glowy thing is
- an explosive Chitauri energy core.
- 908
- 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,758
- You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb?
- 909
- 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:21,645
- It would require radiation
- to transform it into an explosive state.
- 910
- 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:24,480
- No, no, no.
- 911
- 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,230
- Hey! Please!
- Please, somebody let me out! Hey!
- 912
- 00:57:31,406 --> 00:57:33,318
- Karen, you have to help me override
- that time lock.
- 913
- 00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:36,068
- Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it.
- 914
- 00:57:36,244 --> 00:57:37,735
- Trial unsuccessful.
- 915
- 00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:40,576
- Okay, we're just gonna have
- to try every sequence.
- 916
- 00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:46,286
- Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
- Come on, let's go.
- 917
- 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,750
- Okay. Hold on, hold on.
- 918
- 00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,636
- Initiating trial 247.
- 919
- 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,547
- It worked. It works.
- 920
- 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,606
- Please be sure
- all cell phones are turned off.
- 921
- 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,818
- Thank you.
- 922
- 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,858
- Karen, get me to decathlon
- as fast as possible.
- 923
- 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,151
- Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.
- 924
- 00:58:18,328 --> 00:58:19,990
- Across the street
- from the Washington Monument.
- 925
- 00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:23,122
- - It's Ned. Leave a message.
- - Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!
- 926
- 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,088
- There's a vehicle approaching on your right.
- 927
- 00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,466
- We have now entered sudden death.
- 928
- 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,423
- The next correct answer wins
- the championship.
- 929
- 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,679
- Midtown Tech?
- 930
- 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,469
- Zero.
- 931
- 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:45,682
- That is correct.
- 932
- 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,727
- Midtown takes the championship.
- 933
- 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:52,227
- - We won.
- - You guys, I am so proud of you.
- 934
- 00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:55,568
- - Told you we didn't need Peter.
- - Flash, you didn't answer a question.
- 935
- 00:58:55,741 --> 00:58:58,700
- - Taking it all in, Michelle?
- - Oh, yeah, I just...
- 936
- 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:01,202
- I don't want to celebrate something
- that was built by slaves.
- 937
- 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,829
- I'm sure the Washington Monument
- wasn't built by...
- 938
- 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,330
- Okay.
- 939
- 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,957
- - Enjoy your book.
- - Thanks.
- 940
- 00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:16,000
- - Oh, Ned, you're alive.
- - Peter, are you okay?
- 941
- 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:17,760
- Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing?
- 942
- 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:21,513
- - It's safe. It's in my backpack.
- - Ned, listen, the glowy thing is dangerous.
- 943
- 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,265
- You missed the decathlon. I covered for you.
- 944
- 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:25,347
- - Listen.
- - We're at the Washington Monument.
- 945
- 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,886
- - Peter, is that you?
- - Hey, Liz.
- 946
- 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,475
- - Is that Liz?
- - Put Ned back on the phone.
- 947
- 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:31,766
- - You should tell her how you feel.
- - You flake. You are lucky we won.
- 948
- 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:35,527
- I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
- Like, what is going on with you?
- 949
- 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,188
- I have to talk to Ned. It's important.
- 950
- 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,607
- - All items on the belt, please.
- - There's something in Ned's backpack.
- 951
- 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,868
- It's dangerous.
- Don't let it go through x-ray.
- 952
- 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:46,952
- Liz? Liz! Damn it.
- 953
- 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,749
- Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?
- 954
- 00:59:56,968 --> 01:00:02,714
- The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
- five and one-eighth inches tall.
- 955
- 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:07,469
- Notice how the marble and granite
- are cut around the stone.
- 956
- 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,316
- No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there?
- 957
- 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:19,814
- The Chitauri core has detonated...
- 958
- 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:21,983
- ...and caused severe structural damage
- to the elevator.
- 959
- 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,367
- - Oh, no.
- - My friends are up there.
- 960
- 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:26,075
- What? Don't worry, ma'am,
- everything's gonna be okay.
- 961
- 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:28,331
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Oh, my God, that's tall.
- 962
- 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,913
- Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling.
- 963
- 01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:37,582
- Just stay calm, everyone.
- 964
- 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,421
- Oh, we are all going to die here.
- 965
- 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,718
- Estimating 10 minutes
- before catastrophic failure.
- 966
- 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,382
- We're freaking screwed.
- 967
- 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,678
- Okay, I know that was scary,
- but our safety systems are working.
- 968
- 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,268
- The safety systems are completely failing.
- 969
- 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,102
- We're very safe in here.
- 970
- 01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:56,859
- The occupants are in imminent mortal danger.
- 971
- 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,109
- Going as fast as I can!
- 972
- 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,163
- - Let's go.
- - Give me your hand.
- 973
- 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,871
- You now have 125 seconds
- until catastrophic failure.
- 974
- 01:01:13,044 --> 01:01:14,080
- What?! Why?
- 975
- 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,581
- Unexpected motion has caused
- the deterioration to escalate.
- 976
- 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,216
- - How do I get in there?
- - Activating reconnaissance drone.
- 977
- 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:25,964
- Has that been there this whole time?
- That's awesome.
- 978
- 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,675
- Locating optimal entry point.
- 979
- 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,057
- Proceed to southwest window.
- 980
- 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,971
- Karen, I'm on my way.
- 981
- 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:40,520
- - There's a lot of glass here.
- - You got this.
- 982
- 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,904
- Keep coming, keep coming.
- 983
- 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,954
- Okay. Oh, my God.
- 984
- 01:01:58,131 --> 01:01:59,793
- Okay.
- 985
- 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,505
- What's wrong? You've reached
- the southwest window.
- 986
- 01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,419
- - Why are you hesitating?
- - It's fine.
- 987
- 01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,304
- I've just never been this high before.
- 988
- 01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:09,636
- You have also not reinstalled
- your parachute...
- 989
- 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,517
- ...so a fall from this height
- would most likely be lethal.
- 990
- 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,604
- Perfect.
- 991
- 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:17,356
- Oh, my God.
- 992
- 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,018
- Why is it not breaking?
- 993
- 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,859
- It's four-inch ballistic glass.
- You'll have to create more momentum.
- 994
- 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,426
- This is D.C. Metro Police. Identify yourself.
- 995
- 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,177
- My friends are in there! Stop!
- 996
- 01:02:47,347 --> 01:02:49,088
- Return to the ground immediately.
- 997
- 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,258
- - Okay, who's next?
- - Me, it's my turn.
- 998
- 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:53,266
- Flash, seriously? What are you doing?
- 999
- 01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:56,395
- - Come on.
- - Don't worry about the trophy.
- 1000
- 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:05,024
- Stand down!
- 1001
- 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:07,941
- Return to the ground immediately.
- 1002
- 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,114
- Return to the ground or we will open fire!
- 1003
- 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,123
- Go up, go up.
- 1004
- 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,326
- I got this.
- 1005
- 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:20,165
- Take my trophy.
- 1006
- 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,215
- This is your last chance.
- 1007
- 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:26,421
- I'm gonna die.
- 1008
- 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,142
- Break!
- 1009
- 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:51,989
- I did it.
- 1010
- 01:04:05,592 --> 01:04:07,549
- Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you.
- 1011
- 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,549
- - Yes! Yes.
- - Hey, hey, hey.
- 1012
- 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,805
- - Big guy, quit moving around.
- - I'm sorry, sir.
- 1013
- 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,472
- Let's go, let's go!
- 1014
- 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,396
- Okay, okay.
- 1015
- 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,526
- - Mr. Harrington, go.
- - Ned, come on.
- 1016
- 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,483
- - This is your stop.
- - Come on, Liz.
- 1017
- 01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,569
- Go, go, go. Everybody out.
- Move it, people. Move it, move it.
- 1018
- 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:33,234
- - Are you sure it's safe?
- - Liz.
- 1019
- 01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,369
- Liz!
- 1020
- 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,246
- You're okay. You're okay.
- 1021
- 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,122
- Okay.
- 1022
- 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:47,960
- - Oh, my God.
- - Good, good.
- 1023
- 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:50,000
- Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back.
- 1024
- 01:04:50,178 --> 01:04:52,170
- - Come on in.
- - You guys good?
- 1025
- 01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,713
- So is everyone okay?
- 1026
- 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,175
- This is your chance, Peter.
- 1027
- 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:59,184
- Kiss her.
- 1028
- 01:05:02,941 --> 01:05:04,603
- Thank you.
- 1029
- 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:10,150
- Are you really friends with Peter Parker?
- 1030
- 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,992
- I can finish the next order, but without
- any new materials from that truck...
- 1031
- 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,747
- Yeah, damn it.
- 1032
- 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,463
- We still have enough to do
- the Gargan deal though, right?
- 1033
- 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,624
- Yeah, but then that's it.
- 1034
- 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,846
- Maybe it is time
- that I built the high-altitude seal.
- 1035
- 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:37,597
- - Would you shut up about that?
- - It's only one job.
- 1036
- 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,258
- No.
- 1037
- 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,013
- Eight years, not a word from the feds,
- nothing from those...
- 1038
- 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:48,230
- ...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
- up there in Stark Tower.
- 1039
- 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:53,114
- And then all of a sudden,
- this little bastard in red tights shows up.
- 1040
- 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:56,947
- And he thinks he can tear down
- everything I've built.
- 1041
- 01:05:58,455 --> 01:05:59,991
- Really?
- 1042
- 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:02,327
- I'm gonna kill him.
- 1043
- 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,537
- - I'm gonna find him...
- - Found him.
- 1044
- 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:05,997
- The Spider-Man swooped in...
- 1045
- 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,084
- ...heroically saving an Academic
- Decathlon team from Queens.
- 1046
- 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:12,465
- The identity of the masked hero
- is still unknown.
- 1047
- 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,467
- - Mom.
- - Oh, kids. All right.
- 1048
- 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,132
- Peter. Come here, come here, come here.
- 1049
- 01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,555
- This past weekend,
- Midtown's Academic Decathlon team...
- 1050
- 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:29,692
- ...defeated the country's best
- to win the national championship.
- 1051
- 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:31,523
- Later that day, they also defeated death.
- 1052
- 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:34,109
- Explosion. Sally scream.
- Flash scream. Everybody screaming.
- 1053
- 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:38,071
- There were purple lasers and smoke.
- It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert.
- 1054
- 01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:41,612
- As you know, we made it out alive,
- and that's the important thing.
- 1055
- 01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,873
- I couldn't bear to lose
- a student on a school trip.
- 1056
- 01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,163
- Not again.
- 1057
- 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:51,047
- Thankfully, no one was seriously injured
- thanks to the Spider-Man.
- 1058
- 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,461
- - Thank you, Spider-Man.
- - Thank you, Spider-Man.
- 1059
- 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:56,548
- Up next: the Spider-Man mania
- is sweeping the school.
- 1060
- 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,338
- How can you show your spider spirit?
- 1061
- 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,181
- Dude, dude, dude.
- 1062
- 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:08,063
- What is it like being famous
- when nobody knows it's you?
- 1063
- 01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:09,690
- - Crazy, dude.
- - It's crazy.
- 1064
- 01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,691
- - Should we tell everyone?
- - No.
- 1065
- 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,649
- - Should I tell everyone?
- - No, dude. That's not a good idea.
- 1066
- 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:18,157
- - Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.
- - I'm not going to class.
- 1067
- 01:07:18,326 --> 01:07:20,067
- You're already in trouble
- for ditching the decathlon.
- 1068
- 01:07:20,245 --> 01:07:21,781
- Dude, listen, I figured it out.
- 1069
- 01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:23,867
- The wingsuit guy is stealing
- from Damage Control.
- 1070
- 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:27,033
- What he takes from Damage Control,
- that's how he builds the weapons.
- 1071
- 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,123
- - So all I gotta do is catch him.
- - But we have a Spanish quiz.
- 1072
- 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:32,504
- Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here.
- 1073
- 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:35,712
- Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate...
- 1074
- 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,842
- - ...so when I bring this guy in...
- - Dude.
- 1075
- 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,924
- You want to be a high school dropout?
- 1076
- 01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,761
- I am so far beyond high school right now.
- 1077
- 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,642
- Parker, my office.
- 1078
- 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,930
- So...
- 1079
- 01:07:50,108 --> 01:07:51,599
- ...you got detention.
- 1080
- 01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:53,938
- You screwed up.
- You know what you did was wrong.
- 1081
- 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,479
- The question is,
- how are you gonna make things right?
- 1082
- 01:07:56,656 --> 01:07:57,817
- Maybe you were trying to be cool.
- 1083
- 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,196
- But take it from a guy
- who's been frozen for 65 years...
- 1084
- 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:04,487
- ...the only way to really be cool
- is to follow the rules.
- 1085
- 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:08,115
- We all know what's right.
- We all know what's wrong.
- 1086
- 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,831
- Next time those turkeys try
- to convince you of something...
- 1087
- 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,246
- - ...you know is wrong...
- - Where you going? Get back here.
- 1088
- 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,790
- ...just think to yourself,
- what would Captain America do?
- 1089
- 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,754
- Why are you here? You don't have detention.
- 1090
- 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:21,511
- Oh, I know. I just like coming here
- to sketch people in crisis.
- 1091
- 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:26,262
- It's you.
- 1092
- 01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:30,513
- So your body's changing.
- Believe me, I know how that feels.
- 1093
- 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,780
- May?
- 1094
- 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,326
- Hey, Karen. What's up?
- 1095
- 01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:50,286
- Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz?
- 1096
- 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,541
- I was wondering if you could help me.
- 1097
- 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,203
- I'm trying to figure out who the guys
- under the bridge were that night...
- 1098
- 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,838
- ...but I can only remember
- part of a license plate.
- 1099
- 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:59,796
- I can run facial recognition
- on the footage of that encounter.
- 1100
- 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,460
- - Footage?
- - Yes, Peter.
- 1101
- 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,504
- I record everything you see.
- 1102
- 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,797
- - Everything?
- - Everything.
- 1103
- 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,307
- - All the time?
- - It's called the Baby-Monitor Protocol.
- 1104
- 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,014
- Yeah, of course it is.
- 1105
- 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,064
- - Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
- - With pleasure.
- 1106
- 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,099
- Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.
- 1107
- 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:18,860
- Hey, what's up, Liz?
- Peter's told me a lot about you.
- 1108
- 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:20,987
- No, no, no. This is just me messing around.
- 1109
- 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,864
- Go later in the day, later in the day.
- 1110
- 01:09:23,034 --> 01:09:25,196
- It is I, Thor, son of Odin.
- 1111
- 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:26,827
- No, no, no. That's definitely...
- 1112
- 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:28,578
- That's definitely not
- what we wanted to watch.
- 1113
- 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:32,241
- - Your impressions are very funny.
- - Fast-forward to the arms deal.
- 1114
- 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,704
- Okay.
- 1115
- 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:37,371
- - The two on the right, who are they?
- - Searching law enforcement databases.
- 1116
- 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,249
- No records found for two of the individuals.
- 1117
- 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:42,509
- - Nothing?
- - One individual identified.
- 1118
- 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,796
- Aaron Davis, age 33.
- 1119
- 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,806
- He has a criminal record
- and an address here in Queens.
- 1120
- 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,216
- Let's pay him a visit.
- 1121
- 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:52,728
- Would you like me to activate
- the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?
- 1122
- 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:53,978
- Yeah.
- 1123
- 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,946
- - Remember me?
- - Hey...
- 1124
- 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:12,956
- I need information. You'll give it to me now.
- 1125
- 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,833
- - All right, chill.
- - Come on!
- 1126
- 01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:18,203
- - What happened to your voice?
- - What do you mean?
- 1127
- 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:20,464
- I heard you by the bridge.
- I know what a girl sound like.
- 1128
- 01:10:20,633 --> 01:10:23,592
- I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
- I mean, I'm a... I'm a man.
- 1129
- 01:10:23,761 --> 01:10:25,593
- I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl...
- 1130
- 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,425
- I'm not a girl. I'm a man.
- 1131
- 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,931
- Come on, man.
- Look, who is selling these weapons?
- 1132
- 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:32,392
- I need to know. Give me names or else.
- 1133
- 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:40,355
- - You ain't ever done this before, huh?
- - Deactivate Interrogation Mode.
- 1134
- 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:42,774
- Look, man.
- 1135
- 01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:46,156
- These guys are selling weapons
- that are crazy dangerous.
- 1136
- 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,736
- They can't be out on the streets.
- 1137
- 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:50,072
- If one of them can cut
- Delmar's Bodega in half...
- 1138
- 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,829
- - You know Delmar's?
- - Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.
- 1139
- 01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:55,207
- - Sub Haven's pretty good.
- - It's too much bread.
- 1140
- 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,493
- - I like bread.
- - Come on, man, please.
- 1141
- 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,547
- Stupid Interrogation Mode.
- Karen, don't ever do that again.
- 1142
- 01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:06,176
- The other night, you told that dude,
- "If you shoot somebody, shoot me."
- 1143
- 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:07,802
- That's pretty ballsy.
- 1144
- 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,009
- I don't want those weapons
- in this neighborhood.
- 1145
- 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,549
- I got a nephew who live here.
- 1146
- 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,010
- Who are these guys?
- 1147
- 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,099
- What can you tell me
- about the guy with the wings?
- 1148
- 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,514
- Other than he's a psychopath
- dressed like a demon, nothing.
- 1149
- 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,648
- I don't know who he is or where he is.
- 1150
- 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:27,113
- - I do know where he's gonna be.
- - Really?
- 1151
- 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,525
- Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with...
- 1152
- 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:32,115
- ...he's supposed to be doing a deal with him.
- 1153
- 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,904
- Yes! Yes.
- 1154
- 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,663
- - Thank...
- - Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 1155
- 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,120
- I didn't tell you where.
- You don't have a location.
- 1156
- 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,786
- Right, of course.
- Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just...
- 1157
- 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,204
- Yeah.
- 1158
- 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:44,543
- - Where is it?
- - Can I give you some advice?
- 1159
- 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,752
- You got to get better
- at this part of the job.
- 1160
- 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,386
- I don't understand.
- 1161
- 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:50,921
- I'm intimidating.
- 1162
- 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:53,966
- - Staten Island Ferry, 11.
- - Oh, that's soon.
- 1163
- 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,850
- That's gonna dissolve in two hours.
- 1164
- 01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,603
- No, no, no. Come fix this.
- 1165
- 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:00,435
- - Two hours. You deserve that.
- - I got ice cream in here.
- 1166
- 01:12:00,608 --> 01:12:03,191
- You deserve that. You're a criminal.
- Bye, Mr. Criminal.
- 1167
- 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,120
- Nice.
- 1168
- 01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:25,038
- Okay, Karen, activate
- Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.
- 1169
- 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,252
- Sure thing.
- 1170
- 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,751
- He's up front, main deck.
- 1171
- 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,339
- I hate this guy.
- 1172
- 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,846
- It's the guy from the bridge, right?
- Who's that other guy?
- 1173
- 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:34,631
- Just keep me posted.
- 1174
- 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:36,675
- There's no record of him
- in my criminal database.
- 1175
- 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:39,516
- Incoming call from May Parker. Should
- I reroute to your heads-up display?
- 1176
- 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:42,102
- I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.
- 1177
- 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:47,354
- Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
- We can't let anybody get away this time.
- 1178
- 01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,704
- - Who's the guy on the left?
- - Mac Gargan.
- 1179
- 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,287
- Extensive criminal record,
- including homicide.
- 1180
- 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,291
- Would you like me to activate Instant Kill?
- 1181
- 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:05,875
- No, Karen, stop it
- with the Instant Kill already.
- 1182
- 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:09,378
- White pickup truck.
- 1183
- 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:16,010
- Dronie, scan the ship
- for a white pickup truck.
- 1184
- 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,154
- Oh, this is too perfect.
- 1185
- 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:40,664
- I got the weapons, buyers
- and sellers in one place.
- 1186
- 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,792
- - Incoming call from Tony Stark.
- - No, no, no.
- 1187
- 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:46,123
- - Don't answer.
- - Mr. Parker. Got a sec?
- 1188
- 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,710
- - I'm actually at school.
- - No, you're not.
- 1189
- 01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:50,749
- - Nice work in D.C.
- - Okay.
- 1190
- 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:53,635
- My dad never really gave me
- a lot of support...
- 1191
- 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:55,966
- ...and I'm trying to break
- the cycle of shame.
- 1192
- 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,301
- I'm in the middle of something.
- 1193
- 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:58,841
- Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.
- 1194
- 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,136
- Anyway, great things are about to...
- What is that?
- 1195
- 01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,767
- I'm at band practice.
- 1196
- 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:09,606
- That's odd. Happy told me you quit
- band six weeks ago. What's up?
- 1197
- 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,987
- - I gotta go. End call.
- - Hey.
- 1198
- 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:13,272
- I'll take those!
- 1199
- 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:20,245
- Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry
- was at 10:30. You missed it.
- 1200
- 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:30,872
- Spider guy's here.
- 1201
- 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,045
- Not so fast.
- 1202
- 01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:40,178
- Are you guys okay?
- My bad. That was a little hard.
- 1203
- 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,890
- I got to say, the other guy was way better
- with that thing.
- 1204
- 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,562
- I'm honestly...
- 1205
- 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:47,688
- I'm... I'm shocked.
- 1206
- 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:01,702
- - Freeze! FBI.
- - Don't move.
- 1207
- 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,659
- - Get on the ground.
- - FBI.
- 1208
- 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:04,869
- What do you mean, FBI?
- 1209
- 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,456
- - The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
- - I know, but what are they doing here?
- 1210
- 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,512
- Get out of the way. Get out of the way!
- 1211
- 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:20,798
- No.
- 1212
- 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:25,515
- Look out, look out, look out.
- Move, move, move!
- 1213
- 01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,518
- - Move.
- - Get to the top deck.
- 1214
- 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,231
- We're getting out of here.
- 1215
- 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:15,402
- Activate Taser web!
- 1216
- 01:16:26,832 --> 01:16:29,870
- You're messing with things
- you don't understand.
- 1217
- 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,037
- Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen...
- 1218
- 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:14,453
- ...give me an x-ray of the boat
- and target all the strongest points.
- 1219
- 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,336
- Web grenade. Web grenade.
- 1220
- 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,386
- Splitter web, go.
- 1221
- 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:54,576
- Great job, Peter.
- You are 98 percent successful.
- 1222
- 01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:57,996
- - Ninety-eight?
- - Yeah, Spider-Man!
- 1223
- 01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:01,758
- No, no, no.
- 1224
- 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,994
- What the hell?
- 1225
- 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,291
- What the hell?
- 1226
- 01:18:45,095 --> 01:18:46,802
- Hi, Spider-Man.
- 1227
- 01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:49,339
- Band practice, was it?
- 1228
- 01:19:10,996 --> 01:19:13,204
- Yeah, Iron Man!
- 1229
- 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,380
- Mr. Stark.
- 1230
- 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:27,385
- Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
- What do you want me to do?
- 1231
- 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,422
- I think you've done enough.
- 1232
- 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:47,814
- So that's it. You're just gonna run?
- 1233
- 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:52,660
- Feds were waiting for us.
- 1234
- 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:55,493
- Now we're on Iron Man's radar?
- 1235
- 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,912
- Yeah, I'm running.
- 1236
- 01:19:58,711 --> 01:19:59,872
- You should too.
- 1237
- 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,253
- You know I can't do that.
- 1238
- 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,630
- So now what?
- 1239
- 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,760
- Mason, can you get that high-altitude
- seal thing up and running in time?
- 1240
- 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:10,921
- Seriously?
- 1241
- 01:20:11,098 --> 01:20:13,260
- Yes. You will not regret this.
- 1242
- 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,220
- You in?
- 1243
- 01:20:28,866 --> 01:20:30,949
- Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch...
- 1244
- 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:32,825
- ...I tell you to stay away from this.
- 1245
- 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,612
- Instead, you hacked
- a multimillion-dollar suit...
- 1246
- 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:38,031
- ...so you could sneak around
- behind my back...
- 1247
- 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:41,042
- ...doing the one thing I told you not to do.
- 1248
- 01:20:41,211 --> 01:20:42,201
- Is everyone okay?
- 1249
- 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:45,580
- No thanks to you.
- 1250
- 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:48,375
- No thanks to me?
- 1251
- 01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,545
- Those weapons were out there,
- and I tried to tell you about it...
- 1252
- 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:54,089
- ...but you didn't listen.
- 1253
- 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:57,680
- None of this would've happened
- if you had just listened to me.
- 1254
- 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,890
- If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
- 1255
- 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:07,527
- I did listen, kid.
- Who do you think called the FBI, huh?
- 1256
- 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,272
- Do you know I was the only one
- who believed in you?
- 1257
- 01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:14,238
- Everyone else said I was crazy
- to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
- 1258
- 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:16,698
- - I'm 15.
- - No, this is where you zip it, all right?
- 1259
- 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,455
- The adult is talking.
- What if somebody had died tonight?
- 1260
- 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,709
- Different story, right?
- Because that's on you.
- 1261
- 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,210
- And if you died...
- 1262
- 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,588
- ...I feel like that's on me.
- 1263
- 01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,790
- - I don't need that on my conscience.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1264
- 01:21:28,967 --> 01:21:31,584
- - I'm sorry. I understand.
- - Sorry doesn't cut it.
- 1265
- 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:34,133
- I just wanted to be like you.
- 1266
- 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,842
- And I wanted you to be better.
- 1267
- 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:39,968
- It's not working out.
- I'm gonna need the suit back.
- 1268
- 01:21:40,145 --> 01:21:42,353
- - For how long?
- - Forever.
- 1269
- 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:44,560
- - Yeah, that's how it works.
- - No, no. Please.
- 1270
- 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:46,645
- - Let's have it.
- - Please, this is all I have.
- 1271
- 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,185
- I'm nothing without this suit.
- 1272
- 01:21:48,946 --> 01:21:51,359
- If you're nothing without this suit,
- then you shouldn't have it.
- 1273
- 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:52,693
- Okay?
- 1274
- 01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:55,074
- God, I sound like my dad.
- 1275
- 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:58,987
- I don't have any other clothes.
- 1276
- 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,657
- Okay, we'll sort that out.
- 1277
- 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,210
- Hey.
- 1278
- 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,350
- I've been calling you all day.
- You didn't answer your phone.
- 1279
- 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,977
- You can't do that.
- 1280
- 01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:25,764
- Then this ferry thing happens.
- 1281
- 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,604
- I've called five police stations.
- 1282
- 01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:29,984
- Five.
- 1283
- 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:31,941
- I called five of your friends.
- I called Ned's mother.
- 1284
- 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:35,733
- I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
- Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.
- 1285
- 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,696
- Cut the bullshit.
- 1286
- 01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:39,532
- I know you left detention.
- 1287
- 01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,197
- I know you left the hotel room in Washington.
- 1288
- 01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:44,286
- I know you sneak out
- of this house every night.
- 1289
- 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,746
- That's not fine.
- 1290
- 01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:49,538
- Peter, you have to tell me
- what's going on. Just lay it out.
- 1291
- 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,751
- It's just me and you.
- 1292
- 01:22:52,634 --> 01:22:54,250
- I lost the Stark internship.
- 1293
- 01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:56,427
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 1294
- 01:22:56,889 --> 01:22:58,005
- What happened?
- 1295
- 01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:02,642
- I just thought that I could work really hard
- and he could... He would... You know.
- 1296
- 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:05,936
- But I screwed it up.
- 1297
- 01:23:06,106 --> 01:23:07,893
- It's okay, it's okay.
- 1298
- 01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:11,226
- It's okay.
- 1299
- 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,525
- I'm sorry I made you worry.
- 1300
- 01:23:14,698 --> 01:23:16,530
- I'm not trying to ruin your life.
- 1301
- 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:17,986
- Yeah, I know.
- 1302
- 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,446
- Just...
- 1303
- 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,987
- - I used to sneak out too.
- - Yeah.
- 1304
- 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,162
- And take a shower. You smell.
- 1305
- 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,203
- You smell like garbage.
- 1306
- 01:23:30,380 --> 01:23:31,996
- I know.
- 1307
- 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,385
- Peter, you're a good kid
- and you're a smart kid...
- 1308
- 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,171
- ...so just try to keep
- your head straight, okay?
- 1309
- 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:42,264
- Okay.
- 1310
- 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:44,266
- All right, get out of here.
- 1311
- 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,268
- Are you expelled?
- 1312
- 01:23:53,445 --> 01:23:56,438
- Do you have to go to that high school
- where the principal has a crossbow?
- 1313
- 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:59,949
- Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
- and, no, I'm not expelled.
- 1314
- 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,781
- You're so lucky.
- 1315
- 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,285
- Hey.
- 1316
- 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:55,580
- - Hey.
- - I thought you had calculus fifth period.
- 1317
- 01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:58,124
- Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff.
- 1318
- 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,009
- Hey, look, I...
- 1319
- 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,595
- I just wanted to apologize
- about the whole decathlon thing.
- 1320
- 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:04,846
- It's fine.
- 1321
- 01:25:05,017 --> 01:25:09,057
- Last week, decathlon was the most
- important thing, but then I almost died.
- 1322
- 01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:11,141
- No, I'm...
- 1323
- 01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:13,307
- I just mean that...
- 1324
- 01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:16,355
- ...it was not cool, especially...
- 1325
- 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,854
- ...because...
- 1326
- 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,699
- ...I like you.
- 1327
- 01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:25,693
- I know.
- 1328
- 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:29,368
- You do?
- 1329
- 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,159
- You're terrible at keeping secrets.
- 1330
- 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:33,998
- Yeah, you'd be surprised.
- 1331
- 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,669
- I got to get to class, but...
- 1332
- 01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:44,258
- I'd say we should hang out,
- but I'm gonna be in detention...
- 1333
- 01:25:44,431 --> 01:25:47,424
- ...forever, but...
- 1334
- 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,934
- I guess you already have a date
- to homecoming.
- 1335
- 01:25:50,103 --> 01:25:54,814
- Actually, I was so busy planning it,
- I never really got around to that part, so...
- 1336
- 01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,733
- Do you want to...
- 1337
- 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:58,939
- ...go with me?
- 1338
- 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,737
- Yeah. Sure.
- 1339
- 01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,524
- Really? I mean, great. Cool.
- 1340
- 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,321
- Cool.
- 1341
- 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:09,411
- I'm actually going that way.
- 1342
- 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:22,466
- May, I need your help.
- 1343
- 01:26:38,902 --> 01:26:40,734
- Through or around?
- 1344
- 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,983
- Right?
- 1345
- 01:26:57,337 --> 01:26:59,579
- It's game day. So, what's the plan?
- 1346
- 01:26:59,756 --> 01:27:01,292
- Open the door for her.
- 1347
- 01:27:01,466 --> 01:27:03,879
- Tell her she looks nice,
- but not too much because that's creepy.
- 1348
- 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:05,133
- - Don't be creepy.
- - No.
- 1349
- 01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:07,966
- When I dance with her,
- I'm putting my hands on her hips.
- 1350
- 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,881
- I got this.
- 1351
- 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:13,346
- - Love you.
- - Bye.
- 1352
- 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,859
- You must be Peter.
- 1353
- 01:27:30,704 --> 01:27:31,820
- Yeah.
- 1354
- 01:27:31,997 --> 01:27:33,533
- I'm Liz's dad.
- 1355
- 01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:35,198
- Put her there.
- 1356
- 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,328
- Hell of a grip.
- 1357
- 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,789
- Come on in here. Come on.
- 1358
- 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:04,561
- Hi, Peter.
- 1359
- 01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:06,820
- You look very handsome.
- 1360
- 01:28:06,990 --> 01:28:08,481
- Thank you.
- 1361
- 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,775
- You got his name right?
- 1362
- 01:28:10,952 --> 01:28:12,318
- - Freddie?
- - Peter.
- 1363
- 01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:13,703
- Peter. Peter.
- 1364
- 01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:15,822
- I'm gonna go get Liz.
- 1365
- 01:28:16,249 --> 01:28:17,785
- Okay.
- 1366
- 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:24,964
- You all right, Pete?
- 1367
- 01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:26,249
- Yeah.
- 1368
- 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:29,002
- Because you look pale.
- 1369
- 01:28:30,847 --> 01:28:32,304
- You want something to drink?
- 1370
- 01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:34,716
- A bourbon or a Scotch,
- or something like that?
- 1371
- 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:36,179
- I'm not old enough to drink.
- 1372
- 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:38,139
- That's the right answer.
- 1373
- 01:28:42,609 --> 01:28:45,352
- - Do you look beautiful.
- - Please don't embarrass me, Dad.
- 1374
- 01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,940
- Doesn't she, Pete?
- 1375
- 01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:49,480
- Yeah, you look really good.
- 1376
- 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,866
- Once again, that's the right answer.
- 1377
- 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,072
- Is that a corsage?
- 1378
- 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,322
- Thanks.
- 1379
- 01:28:57,499 --> 01:29:00,708
- Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur,
- so let's get this show on the road.
- 1380
- 01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:04,041
- No, no, no, we have to take
- some pictures, babe. All right.
- 1381
- 01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:06,456
- - Oh, right here. Perfect.
- - Mom.
- 1382
- 01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:08,090
- Okay. Come on, you guys.
- 1383
- 01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,927
- Peter, closer.
- 1384
- 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,546
- Smile.
- 1385
- 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:16,303
- There you go.
- 1386
- 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:25,271
- - Sir, you don't have to drive us.
- - No, no, it's not a big deal.
- 1387
- 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:27,651
- I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.
- 1388
- 01:29:27,821 --> 01:29:29,733
- - He's always going. Have fun.
- - Last time.
- 1389
- 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:31,272
- - Thank you.
- - Promise.
- 1390
- 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:32,860
- He's cute.
- 1391
- 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:37,536
- - See you in a couple of days. All right.
- - Bye, baby.
- 1392
- 01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,288
- Come on, Pedro.
- 1393
- 01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,369
- - Bye, Peter. Have fun.
- - Yeah, I will.
- 1394
- 01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:54,337
- - What are you gonna do, Pete?
- - What?
- 1395
- 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,547
- When you graduate,
- what do you think you'll do?
- 1396
- 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,308
- - Oh, I don't know.
- - Don't grill him, Dad.
- 1397
- 01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:02,053
- Just saying, you know.
- 1398
- 01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,971
- All you guys who go to that school...
- 1399
- 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,562
- ...you pretty much have
- your life planned out, right?
- 1400
- 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,272
- Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.
- 1401
- 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:12,860
- Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
- I think he doesn't have to worry.
- 1402
- 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,316
- Really? Stark?
- 1403
- 01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:17,200
- So cool.
- 1404
- 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,407
- What do you do?
- 1405
- 01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:22,790
- Yeah, actually,
- I don't intern for him anymore.
- 1406
- 01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,952
- - Seriously?
- - Yeah, it got...
- 1407
- 01:30:26,129 --> 01:30:27,165
- ...boring.
- 1408
- 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:30,298
- It was boring?
- You got to hang out with Spider-Man.
- 1409
- 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:32,379
- Really? Spider-Man?
- 1410
- 01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:35,423
- What's he like?
- 1411
- 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:38,050
- Yeah, he's nice.
- 1412
- 01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,056
- Nice man.
- 1413
- 01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,058
- Solid dude.
- 1414
- 01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:47,064
- Look. So cute.
- 1415
- 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,655
- I've seen you around, right? I mean...
- 1416
- 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:58,526
- ...somewhere. We've... Have we ever...
- Because even the voice...
- 1417
- 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:01,036
- He does Academic Decathlon with me.
- 1418
- 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,622
- And he was at my party.
- 1419
- 01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:06,159
- It was a great party, really great, yeah.
- 1420
- 01:31:06,336 --> 01:31:10,546
- - Beautiful house, a lot of windows.
- - You were there for, like, two seconds.
- 1421
- 01:31:11,216 --> 01:31:14,459
- That was... I was there longer
- than two seconds.
- 1422
- 01:31:14,636 --> 01:31:18,129
- - You disappeared.
- - No. No, I did not disappear.
- 1423
- 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:22,471
- Yes, you did. You disappeared like
- you always do, like you did in D.C. too.
- 1424
- 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:33,402
- That's terrible what happened
- down there in D.C. though.
- 1425
- 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,187
- Were you scared?
- 1426
- 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:38,524
- I'll bet you were glad
- when your old pal Spider-Man...
- 1427
- 01:31:38,702 --> 01:31:40,785
- ...showed up in the elevator though, huh?
- 1428
- 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,288
- Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.
- 1429
- 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:47,199
- I saw it all from the ground.
- 1430
- 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,543
- Yeah.
- 1431
- 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:52,212
- Very lucky that he was there that day.
- 1432
- 01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:57,923
- Good old Spider-Man.
- 1433
- 01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:03,428
- Dad, the light.
- 1434
- 01:32:18,825 --> 01:32:21,033
- Here we are. End of the line.
- 1435
- 01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:22,613
- Thanks, Dad.
- 1436
- 01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:24,615
- You head in there, gumdrop.
- 1437
- 01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:27,532
- I'm gonna give Peter the "dad" talk.
- 1438
- 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,376
- Don't let him intimidate you.
- 1439
- 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:32,753
- Love you.
- 1440
- 01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:35,380
- - Love you, gumdrop.
- - Have a safe flight.
- 1441
- 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:36,757
- Hi.
- 1442
- 01:32:37,802 --> 01:32:40,089
- You guys look so pretty.
- 1443
- 01:32:44,934 --> 01:32:45,970
- Does she know?
- 1444
- 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,306
- Know what?
- 1445
- 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,221
- So she doesn't. Good.
- 1446
- 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,060
- Close to the vest.
- 1447
- 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:53,394
- I admire that.
- 1448
- 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,685
- I've got a few secrets of my own.
- 1449
- 01:32:56,321 --> 01:33:00,156
- Of all the reasons
- I didn't want my daughter to date...
- 1450
- 01:33:02,327 --> 01:33:03,738
- Peter...
- 1451
- 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:06,120
- ...nothing is more important than family.
- 1452
- 01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:08,076
- You saved my daughter's life.
- 1453
- 01:33:08,249 --> 01:33:10,081
- I could never forget something like that.
- 1454
- 01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:11,992
- So I'm gonna give you one chance.
- 1455
- 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,286
- Are you ready?
- 1456
- 01:33:14,005 --> 01:33:16,998
- You walk through those doors,
- you forget any of this happened...
- 1457
- 01:33:17,425 --> 01:33:20,793
- ...and don't you ever, ever...
- 1458
- 01:33:20,970 --> 01:33:23,553
- ...interfere with my business again.
- 1459
- 01:33:23,723 --> 01:33:25,635
- Because if you do...
- 1460
- 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,051
- ...I'll kill you...
- 1461
- 01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:29,810
- ...and everybody you love.
- 1462
- 01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:32,896
- I'll kill you dead.
- 1463
- 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,854
- That's what I'll do to protect my family.
- Do you understand?
- 1464
- 01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,190
- Hey.
- 1465
- 01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,946
- I just saved your life. Now what do you say?
- 1466
- 01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,494
- Thank you.
- 1467
- 01:33:47,664 --> 01:33:49,405
- You're welcome.
- 1468
- 01:33:49,582 --> 01:33:55,123
- Now you go on in there and you show
- my daughter a good time, okay?
- 1469
- 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,746
- Just not too good.
- 1470
- 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:52,472
- Hey.
- 1471
- 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:56,350
- What did he say to you?
- 1472
- 01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,023
- Gotta go.
- 1473
- 01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:05,564
- I'm sorry.
- 1474
- 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:07,862
- You don't deserve this.
- 1475
- 01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:30,639
- He gave you a choice.
- 1476
- 01:35:30,808 --> 01:35:32,891
- - You chose wrong.
- - What the hell?
- 1477
- 01:35:33,061 --> 01:35:34,723
- What's with the crappy costume?
- 1478
- 01:35:37,148 --> 01:35:38,355
- My web-shooters.
- 1479
- 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:51,869
- I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
- but damn.
- 1480
- 01:35:57,043 --> 01:35:58,409
- Gross.
- 1481
- 01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:12,840
- - Why did he send you here?
- - Guess you'll never know.
- 1482
- 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:19,180
- Nice shot!
- 1483
- 01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:25,645
- Yes!
- 1484
- 01:36:25,822 --> 01:36:27,654
- Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.
- 1485
- 01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,690
- - What?
- - I gotta tell Mr. Stark.
- 1486
- 01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:32,701
- Call Happy Hogan.
- He's Mr. Stark's head of security.
- 1487
- 01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:34,077
- Get a computer and track my phone.
- 1488
- 01:36:34,497 --> 01:36:36,238
- - Will you be okay?
- - Hurry, we gotta catch him...
- 1489
- 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:38,703
- ...before he leaves town.
- 1490
- 01:36:38,876 --> 01:36:41,084
- I'm sorry about dinner...
- 1491
- 01:36:41,504 --> 01:36:44,793
- ...but I know when branzino's fresh,
- and that was not fresh, okay? So...
- 1492
- 01:36:46,259 --> 01:36:47,841
- Flash, I need your car and phone.
- 1493
- 01:36:48,011 --> 01:36:50,754
- Sir, technically,
- this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't...
- 1494
- 01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:01,267
- Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?
- 1495
- 01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:03,433
- - Go for Ned.
- - Ned, I need you...
- 1496
- 01:37:03,776 --> 01:37:05,938
- - ...to track my phone.
- - Yeah, but where is it?
- 1497
- 01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:13,275
- Genius move. Okay, he just passed
- the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.
- 1498
- 01:37:13,453 --> 01:37:16,662
- Hey, where are the headlights
- on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.
- 1499
- 01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:19,164
- - I'll pull the specs.
- - Okay, you're on speakerphone.
- 1500
- 01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:22,293
- - You stole Flash's car. Awesome.
- - Yeah, it's awesome. It's...
- 1501
- 01:37:23,796 --> 01:37:25,833
- Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move!
- 1502
- 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:27,623
- - Are you okay?
- - I've never driven before...
- 1503
- 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:31,464
- ...only with May in parking lots.
- This is a huge step up.
- 1504
- 01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:34,884
- Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet?
- 1505
- 01:37:35,058 --> 01:37:38,392
- Yeah. I'm working on it.
- I just gotta backdoor the phone system.
- 1506
- 01:37:41,814 --> 01:37:43,521
- Guy in the chair.
- 1507
- 01:37:48,613 --> 01:37:50,024
- Takeoff in nine minutes.
- 1508
- 01:37:50,198 --> 01:37:52,360
- Hello? Hello? Who is this?
- 1509
- 01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:53,569
- - Mr. Happy, it's Ned.
- - Who?
- 1510
- 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:56,030
- I'm an associate of Peter Parker.
- Got something very important to tell you...
- 1511
- 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:57,740
- You gotta be shitting me.
- 1512
- 01:37:58,456 --> 01:37:59,492
- Damn.
- 1513
- 01:37:59,665 --> 01:38:02,032
- Hey, Ned, how we coming on
- with those headlights?
- 1514
- 01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:06,462
- Round knob to the left
- of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.
- 1515
- 01:38:06,631 --> 01:38:07,917
- Left, okay.
- 1516
- 01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:09,878
- Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now?
- 1517
- 01:38:11,469 --> 01:38:13,051
- He stopped in an old industrial park
- in Brooklyn.
- 1518
- 01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:16,009
- What? That makes no sense.
- He said he was going out of town.
- 1519
- 01:38:16,182 --> 01:38:19,596
- Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
- Don't think he likes you, by the way.
- 1520
- 01:38:19,769 --> 01:38:21,431
- It sounded like he was catching a flight.
- 1521
- 01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:22,720
- He said something about taking off
- in nine minutes.
- 1522
- 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:24,889
- - What?
- - He was surrounded by boxes.
- 1523
- 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:26,602
- Boxes? It's moving day.
- 1524
- 01:38:26,776 --> 01:38:28,733
- It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane.
- 1525
- 01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,769
- I gotta stop him!
- 1526
- 01:38:33,950 --> 01:38:35,737
- All right, wheels up in eight minutes.
- 1527
- 01:38:35,910 --> 01:38:38,493
- We just got to load
- Tony's old Hulkbuster Armor...
- 1528
- 01:38:38,663 --> 01:38:42,077
- ...prototype for Cap's new shield,
- and the Meging...
- 1529
- 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:43,786
- The Meg... The...
- 1530
- 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,121
- Thor's magic belt.
- 1531
- 01:38:46,462 --> 01:38:49,125
- Okay, slow down.
- You're getting close. It's on your right.
- 1532
- 01:38:49,298 --> 01:38:50,539
- - What?
- - Turn right.
- 1533
- 01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,680
- - Peter. Are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 1534
- 01:39:02,854 --> 01:39:05,267
- Just keep trying to get through to Happy.
- 1535
- 01:39:05,731 --> 01:39:07,893
- It's been an honor, Spider-Man.
- 1536
- 01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,776
- What are you doing here? There's a dance.
- 1537
- 01:39:14,574 --> 01:39:15,610
- I'm...
- 1538
- 01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:17,069
- ...Iooking...
- 1539
- 01:39:17,243 --> 01:39:19,405
- ...at porn.
- 1540
- 01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:58,736
- Hey!
- 1541
- 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,652
- Surprised?
- 1542
- 01:40:01,829 --> 01:40:03,695
- Oh, hey, Pete.
- 1543
- 01:40:04,415 --> 01:40:05,701
- I didn't hear you come in.
- 1544
- 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,958
- It's over. I've got you.
- 1545
- 01:40:08,127 --> 01:40:10,119
- You know, I gotta tell you, Pete...
- 1546
- 01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:13,626
- ...I really, really admire your grit.
- 1547
- 01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:16,379
- I see why Liz likes you.
- 1548
- 01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,508
- I do. When you first came to the house...
- 1549
- 01:40:20,681 --> 01:40:23,799
- ...I wasn't sure.
- I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.
- 1550
- 01:40:24,644 --> 01:40:26,385
- How could you do this to her?
- 1551
- 01:40:26,562 --> 01:40:28,554
- To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.
- 1552
- 01:40:28,731 --> 01:40:31,064
- I'm doing this for her.
- 1553
- 01:40:31,567 --> 01:40:32,603
- Yeah.
- 1554
- 01:40:36,656 --> 01:40:38,113
- Peter...
- 1555
- 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:40,027
- ...you're young.
- 1556
- 01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:42,443
- You don't understand how the world works.
- 1557
- 01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:45,363
- But I understand that selling weapons
- to criminals is wrong.
- 1558
- 01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:48,283
- How do you think
- your buddy Stark paid for that tower?
- 1559
- 01:40:48,459 --> 01:40:49,916
- Or any of his little toys?
- 1560
- 01:40:50,086 --> 01:40:51,827
- Those people, Pete, those people up there...
- 1561
- 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,291
- ...the rich and the powerful,
- they do whatever they want.
- 1562
- 01:40:54,465 --> 01:40:56,206
- Guys like us...
- 1563
- 01:40:56,384 --> 01:40:58,250
- ...like you and me...
- 1564
- 01:40:58,427 --> 01:40:59,884
- ...they don't care about us.
- 1565
- 01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:02,512
- We build their roads,
- and we fight all their wars...
- 1566
- 01:41:02,682 --> 01:41:04,969
- ...and everything,
- but they don't care about us.
- 1567
- 01:41:05,142 --> 01:41:09,307
- We have to pick up after them.
- We have to eat their table scraps.
- 1568
- 01:41:10,565 --> 01:41:12,557
- That's how it is.
- 1569
- 01:41:12,942 --> 01:41:15,025
- I know you know
- what I'm talking about, Peter.
- 1570
- 01:41:15,194 --> 01:41:16,935
- Why are you telling me this?
- 1571
- 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:19,571
- Because I want you to understand.
- 1572
- 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,151
- And...
- 1573
- 01:41:21,325 --> 01:41:24,318
- ...I needed a little time
- to get her airborne.
- 1574
- 01:41:37,300 --> 01:41:38,336
- I'm sorry, Peter.
- 1575
- 01:41:41,679 --> 01:41:45,468
- What are you talking about?
- That thing hasn't even touched me yet.
- 1576
- 01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:48,175
- True. Then again...
- 1577
- 01:41:48,352 --> 01:41:50,059
- ...wasn't really trying to.
- 1578
- 01:41:55,818 --> 01:41:57,434
- Chief, they're powering up engines.
- 1579
- 01:41:57,612 --> 01:42:00,446
- - Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- 1580
- 01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,703
- Okay, ready?
- 1581
- 01:43:02,635 --> 01:43:04,592
- Hello?
- 1582
- 01:43:06,972 --> 01:43:08,429
- Hello!
- 1583
- 01:43:08,599 --> 01:43:10,181
- Please, hey.
- 1584
- 01:43:10,601 --> 01:43:12,888
- Hey, please. I'm down here.
- 1585
- 01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:15,019
- I'm down here. I'm stuck.
- 1586
- 01:43:15,189 --> 01:43:17,977
- I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't...
- 1587
- 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:38,835
- If you're nothing without this suit,
- then you shouldn't have it.
- 1588
- 01:43:44,593 --> 01:43:46,550
- Come on, Peter.
- 1589
- 01:43:46,721 --> 01:43:48,257
- Come on, Spider-Man.
- 1590
- 01:43:48,431 --> 01:43:50,388
- Come on, Spider-Man.
- 1591
- 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:52,766
- Come on, Spider-Man.
- 1592
- 01:43:54,645 --> 01:43:57,012
- Come on, Spider-Man!
- 1593
- 01:44:48,199 --> 01:44:49,690
- Launch for intercept.
- Green light. Green light.
- 1594
- 01:44:50,075 --> 01:44:51,737
- Oh, yeah.
- 1595
- 01:45:06,634 --> 01:45:08,921
- Retroreflective panels engaged.
- 1596
- 01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:23,853
- Got a visual on the plane,
- but I'm feeling a little resistance.
- 1597
- 01:45:24,026 --> 01:45:26,689
- It's probably just drag on the new turbines.
- 1598
- 01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:42,580
- Look out for the cloaking cameras.
- Stay in the blind spots.
- 1599
- 01:45:52,096 --> 01:45:53,837
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 1600
- 01:45:54,181 --> 01:45:56,594
- Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal.
- 1601
- 01:45:56,767 --> 01:45:58,008
- This better work, Mason.
- 1602
- 01:46:03,858 --> 01:46:06,896
- Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes
- and we are set for life.
- 1603
- 01:46:07,069 --> 01:46:08,355
- Yeah.
- 1604
- 01:46:20,791 --> 01:46:22,248
- You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit...
- 1605
- 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,205
- ...and override their security.
- 1606
- 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,300
- Cloning transponder signal.
- 1607
- 01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:39,136
- Launching decoy drone.
- 1608
- 01:46:43,272 --> 01:46:45,389
- Entering new coordinates.
- 1609
- 01:46:51,405 --> 01:46:52,566
- Good, so it's on its way.
- 1610
- 01:46:52,740 --> 01:46:55,574
- - Yes, sir, right on course.
- - Okay, thank you.
- 1611
- 01:46:56,410 --> 01:46:57,821
- All right.
- 1612
- 01:47:10,341 --> 01:47:11,957
- Hot dog.
- 1613
- 01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,432
- Just a typical homecoming...
- 1614
- 01:48:03,602 --> 01:48:06,310
- ...on the outside of an invisible jet...
- 1615
- 01:48:07,022 --> 01:48:08,729
- ...fighting my girlfriend's dad.
- 1616
- 01:48:18,283 --> 01:48:19,364
- Oh, God!
- 1617
- 01:48:26,959 --> 01:48:29,042
- I can't believe that worked.
- 1618
- 01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:07,781
- Chief, they're losing altitude.
- Get out of there.
- 1619
- 01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:09,074
- I'm not going home empty-handed.
- 1620
- 01:49:19,386 --> 01:49:21,173
- Oh, my God.
- 1621
- 01:49:35,694 --> 01:49:38,528
- - Get out of there. What are you doing?
- - Please turn, please turn!
- 1622
- 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,207
- Hey, Pedro.
- 1623
- 01:52:02,633 --> 01:52:03,669
- Bingo.
- 1624
- 01:52:19,858 --> 01:52:21,645
- Your wingsuit.
- 1625
- 01:52:21,818 --> 01:52:23,901
- Your wingsuit's going to explode!
- 1626
- 01:52:31,286 --> 01:52:32,743
- Time to go home, Pete.
- 1627
- 01:52:32,913 --> 01:52:34,370
- I'm trying to save you!
- 1628
- 01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:50,962
- No.
- 1629
- 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:53,176
- No.
- 1630
- 01:54:32,741 --> 01:54:34,653
- It looked so insane. That whole...
- 1631
- 01:54:34,826 --> 01:54:36,158
- Like, it was just crazy.
- 1632
- 01:54:36,328 --> 01:54:38,695
- He... He was just, like...
- 1633
- 01:54:38,872 --> 01:54:40,864
- And you were like...
- 1634
- 01:54:41,041 --> 01:54:42,907
- And then I just hit him with the...
- 1635
- 01:54:43,085 --> 01:54:44,951
- It was so... Oh, my God.
- 1636
- 01:54:45,128 --> 01:54:47,120
- I mean, you saved me.
- 1637
- 01:54:47,464 --> 01:54:49,080
- It was awesome.
- 1638
- 01:54:55,055 --> 01:54:56,796
- Hey, Liz.
- 1639
- 01:54:58,308 --> 01:54:59,469
- I'm gonna miss you.
- 1640
- 01:54:59,976 --> 01:55:01,558
- Bye.
- 1641
- 01:55:02,187 --> 01:55:03,644
- Liz.
- 1642
- 01:55:10,487 --> 01:55:11,694
- Liz, look, I'm so sorry.
- 1643
- 01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:15,732
- You say that a lot.
- What are you sorry for this time?
- 1644
- 01:55:17,160 --> 01:55:18,196
- The dance?
- 1645
- 01:55:19,538 --> 01:55:22,281
- That was a pretty crappy thing to do.
- 1646
- 01:55:22,707 --> 01:55:23,788
- Well, yeah, but I...
- 1647
- 01:55:23,959 --> 01:55:26,793
- I mean, your dad... I can't imagine
- what you're going through.
- 1648
- 01:55:26,962 --> 01:55:29,124
- If there's anything I can do to help...
- 1649
- 01:55:29,297 --> 01:55:31,789
- I guess we're moving to Oregon.
- 1650
- 01:55:31,967 --> 01:55:35,210
- Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.
- 1651
- 01:55:36,054 --> 01:55:40,219
- Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
- during the trial. So...
- 1652
- 01:55:41,643 --> 01:55:44,306
- Liz, I... I...
- 1653
- 01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:46,141
- Bye, Peter.
- 1654
- 01:55:47,023 --> 01:55:50,516
- Whatever's going on with you,
- I hope you figure it out.
- 1655
- 01:56:03,039 --> 01:56:06,578
- Congratulations,
- decathlon national champions.
- 1656
- 01:56:06,751 --> 01:56:08,492
- Yeah!
- 1657
- 01:56:08,962 --> 01:56:11,375
- I'll have to put this back
- in the trophy case soon...
- 1658
- 01:56:11,548 --> 01:56:14,040
- ...but just for motivation right now
- at this practice.
- 1659
- 01:56:14,217 --> 01:56:15,879
- I'm ahead of the game, but we will need...
- 1660
- 01:56:16,052 --> 01:56:17,588
- ...a new team captain next year.
- 1661
- 01:56:17,762 --> 01:56:20,425
- So I am appointing Michelle.
- 1662
- 01:56:21,433 --> 01:56:23,095
- Yeah!
- 1663
- 01:56:25,312 --> 01:56:26,519
- Thank you.
- 1664
- 01:56:26,688 --> 01:56:28,145
- My... My friends call me MJ.
- 1665
- 01:56:28,773 --> 01:56:30,810
- I thought you didn't have any friends.
- 1666
- 01:56:30,984 --> 01:56:32,896
- I didn't.
- 1667
- 01:56:37,782 --> 01:56:39,774
- - I gotta go.
- - Hey, where you going?
- 1668
- 01:56:42,496 --> 01:56:44,613
- What are you hiding, Peter?
- 1669
- 01:56:46,917 --> 01:56:48,499
- I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
- 1670
- 01:56:48,668 --> 01:56:51,331
- - All right, so we should run some drills.
- - Yeah.
- 1671
- 01:56:59,763 --> 01:57:03,097
- Hey, Happy. What... What are you doing here?
- 1672
- 01:57:04,059 --> 01:57:05,300
- I really owe you one.
- 1673
- 01:57:07,395 --> 01:57:09,682
- I don't know what I would do
- without this job.
- 1674
- 01:57:09,856 --> 01:57:12,348
- I mean, before I met Tony...
- 1675
- 01:57:41,471 --> 01:57:43,463
- So how long you been here?
- 1676
- 01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:45,802
- Long enough to be awkward.
- Boss wants to see you.
- 1677
- 01:57:46,768 --> 01:57:49,636
- - Is he here too?
- - In the toilet? No, he's upstate.
- 1678
- 01:57:50,188 --> 01:57:51,679
- Upstate... Like, upstate-upstate?
- 1679
- 01:57:51,856 --> 01:57:53,438
- Yeah, let's go.
- 1680
- 01:57:54,818 --> 01:57:55,934
- Take a look.
- 1681
- 01:57:56,111 --> 01:57:58,148
- It's pretty impressive, huh?
- 1682
- 01:57:59,239 --> 01:58:01,982
- They just finished remodeling
- the whole thing.
- 1683
- 01:58:28,184 --> 01:58:31,268
- - You don't see that every day.
- - Oh, there they are.
- 1684
- 01:58:31,938 --> 01:58:33,554
- How was the ride up?
- 1685
- 01:58:33,982 --> 01:58:36,599
- - Good.
- - Give me a minute with the kid.
- 1686
- 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:39,192
- - Seriously?
- - Yeah.
- 1687
- 01:58:39,613 --> 01:58:40,979
- I gotta talk to the kid.
- 1688
- 01:58:41,573 --> 01:58:42,654
- I'll be close behind.
- 1689
- 01:58:42,824 --> 01:58:46,568
- How about a loose follow?
- All right? Boundaries are good.
- 1690
- 01:58:51,583 --> 01:58:52,790
- Sorry I took your suit.
- 1691
- 01:58:52,959 --> 01:58:55,451
- You had it coming.
- Actually, it turns out it was...
- 1692
- 01:58:55,629 --> 01:58:57,621
- ...the perfect tough-love moment
- that you needed.
- 1693
- 01:58:57,797 --> 01:59:00,631
- To urge you on, right?
- Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?
- 1694
- 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,587
- - I guess.
- - Let's just say it was.
- 1695
- 01:59:04,471 --> 01:59:07,680
- - Mr. Stark, I really...
- - You screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.
- 1696
- 01:59:08,308 --> 01:59:09,970
- But then you did the right thing.
- 1697
- 01:59:10,143 --> 01:59:13,307
- Took the dog to the free clinic,
- you raised the hybrid puppies...
- 1698
- 01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:15,346
- All right, not my best analogy.
- 1699
- 01:59:16,566 --> 01:59:18,478
- I was wrong about you.
- 1700
- 01:59:19,027 --> 01:59:21,269
- I think, with a little more mentoring...
- 1701
- 01:59:21,446 --> 01:59:23,904
- ...you could be a real asset to the team.
- 1702
- 01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:27,532
- - To the... To the team?
- - Yeah. Anyway...
- 1703
- 01:59:27,702 --> 01:59:30,740
- ...there's about 50 reporters behind
- that door. Real ones, not bloggers.
- 1704
- 01:59:31,247 --> 01:59:33,079
- When you're ready...
- 1705
- 01:59:33,458 --> 01:59:35,165
- ...why don't you try that on?
- 1706
- 01:59:35,335 --> 01:59:39,249
- And I'll introduce the world to the newest
- official member of the Avengers:
- 1707
- 01:59:39,422 --> 01:59:41,084
- Spider-Man.
- 1708
- 01:59:43,551 --> 01:59:45,133
- I...
- 1709
- 01:59:46,805 --> 01:59:49,047
- Yeah, give that a look.
- 1710
- 01:59:54,562 --> 01:59:56,724
- After the press conference,
- Happy will show you to your room...
- 1711
- 01:59:56,898 --> 01:59:57,979
- ...your new quarters.
- 1712
- 01:59:58,149 --> 02:00:00,391
- Where's he between? He's next to Vision?
- 1713
- 02:00:00,568 --> 02:00:02,810
- - Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.
- - It's fun.
- 1714
- 02:00:02,987 --> 02:00:04,319
- Or walls.
- 1715
- 02:00:04,489 --> 02:00:06,355
- You'll fit right in.
- 1716
- 02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,781
- Thank you, Mr. Stark.
- 1717
- 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,491
- But I'm good.
- 1718
- 02:00:17,544 --> 02:00:20,036
- You're good? Good... How are you good?
- 1719
- 02:00:20,213 --> 02:00:24,378
- Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay
- on the ground for a little while.
- 1720
- 02:00:24,551 --> 02:00:26,713
- Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
- 1721
- 02:00:26,886 --> 02:00:28,843
- Somebody's got to look out
- for the little guy, right?
- 1722
- 02:00:29,305 --> 02:00:30,762
- You're turning me down?
- 1723
- 02:00:30,932 --> 02:00:33,015
- You better think about this. Look at that.
- 1724
- 02:00:33,184 --> 02:00:34,425
- Look at me.
- 1725
- 02:00:35,186 --> 02:00:36,267
- Last chance. Yes or no?
- 1726
- 02:00:36,438 --> 02:00:37,724
- - No.
- - Okay.
- 1727
- 02:00:37,897 --> 02:00:41,390
- It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
- working-class hero vibe that I dig.
- 1728
- 02:00:41,568 --> 02:00:43,560
- Happy will take you home.
- 1729
- 02:00:43,737 --> 02:00:45,228
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1730
- 02:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,567
- Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute.
- 1731
- 02:00:49,117 --> 02:00:51,780
- - Thank you, Mr. Stark.
- - Yes, Mr. Parker, very well.
- 1732
- 02:00:51,953 --> 02:00:53,660
- - See you around.
- - Okay.
- 1733
- 02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:03,087
- That was a test, right?
- 1734
- 02:01:03,882 --> 02:01:06,340
- - There's nobody back there?
- - Yes, you passed.
- 1735
- 02:01:07,218 --> 02:01:10,086
- - All right, skedaddle there, young buck.
- - Thank you, Mr. Stark.
- 1736
- 02:01:10,263 --> 02:01:11,970
- Yeah, thank you.
- 1737
- 02:01:14,058 --> 02:01:15,924
- Told you he's a good kid.
- 1738
- 02:01:22,192 --> 02:01:23,649
- - Where's the kid?
- - He left.
- 1739
- 02:01:23,818 --> 02:01:26,731
- - Everybody's waiting.
- - He actually made a mature choice.
- 1740
- 02:01:26,905 --> 02:01:29,898
- - It just surprised the heck out of us.
- - Did you screw this up?
- 1741
- 02:01:30,074 --> 02:01:32,157
- - He told the kid to go wait in the car.
- - Are you kidding?
- 1742
- 02:01:32,327 --> 02:01:34,489
- I have a room full of people
- in there waiting...
- 1743
- 02:01:34,662 --> 02:01:36,449
- ...for some big announcement.
- What will I tell them?
- 1744
- 02:01:36,623 --> 02:01:39,115
- Think of something. How about...
- 1745
- 02:01:39,667 --> 02:01:41,829
- - Hap, you still got that ring?
- - Do I... I...
- 1746
- 02:01:42,003 --> 02:01:43,164
- - The engagement ring.
- - Are you kidding?
- 1747
- 02:01:43,338 --> 02:01:46,547
- I've been carrying this since 2008.
- 1748
- 02:01:49,219 --> 02:01:50,335
- Okay.
- 1749
- 02:01:50,512 --> 02:01:52,094
- I think I can think
- of something better than that.
- 1750
- 02:01:52,263 --> 02:01:54,630
- Well, it would buy us a little time.
- 1751
- 02:01:55,934 --> 02:01:58,051
- Like we need time.
- 1752
- 02:01:58,228 --> 02:01:59,890
- I can't believe you have that in your pocket.
- 1753
- 02:02:00,063 --> 02:02:02,555
- - Want me to get the door for you, hon?
- - I got it.
- 1754
- 02:02:18,748 --> 02:02:21,206
- Aunt May, did you do dinner already?
- 1755
- 02:02:31,469 --> 02:02:33,131
- May?
- 1756
- 02:02:54,909 --> 02:02:55,945
- What the...
- 1757
- 02:05:10,044 --> 02:05:12,001
- Look who it is.
- 1758
- 02:05:13,923 --> 02:05:17,087
- What are the odds you and I'd end up
- at the same summer camp?
- 1759
- 02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,546
- Relax.
- 1760
- 02:05:19,178 --> 02:05:21,170
- This? It's not on you.
- 1761
- 02:05:21,347 --> 02:05:24,431
- It's on our little spider friend.
- 1762
- 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:28,184
- I've got some boys on the outside
- who would love to meet him.
- 1763
- 02:05:28,354 --> 02:05:31,813
- You know, take a picture,
- slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.
- 1764
- 02:05:32,358 --> 02:05:34,600
- And I heard a rumor.
- 1765
- 02:05:37,864 --> 02:05:39,446
- You know who he is.
- 1766
- 02:05:43,202 --> 02:05:45,535
- If I knew who he was...
- 1767
- 02:05:45,705 --> 02:05:47,287
- ...he'd already be dead.
- 1768
- 02:05:51,836 --> 02:05:54,704
- Toomes, your family's here!
- 1769
- 02:12:33,821 --> 02:12:36,655
- Hi, I'm Captain America,
- here to talk to you...
- 1770
- 02:12:36,824 --> 02:12:40,784
- ...about one of the most valuable traits
- a soldier or student can have.
- 1771
- 02:12:40,953 --> 02:12:42,615
- Patience.
- 1772
- 02:12:42,788 --> 02:12:44,905
- Sometimes patience is the key to victory.
- 1773
- 02:12:45,082 --> 02:12:47,119
- Sometimes it leads to very little...
- 1774
- 02:12:47,293 --> 02:12:49,626
- ...and it seems like it's not worth it.
- 1775
- 02:12:49,795 --> 02:12:51,286
- And you wonder...
- 1776
- 02:12:51,464 --> 02:12:55,299
- ...why you waited so long
- for something so disappointing.
- 1777
- 02:12:59,013 --> 02:13:01,005
- How many more of these?
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