Madoka Fighters 2

Kyubey: Don’t you want to save her from despair?
Molly: Yeah…but…how…I…what is this place? Who is she? How can I save her?
Kyubey: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!
Molly: Make a contract with…what…
*alarm clock beeps*
Molly: Oh…phew. It was just a nightmare. O…kay…maybe I shouldn’t have taken those pills. Time to wake up Susanna…
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Molly: RISE AND SHINE, YOU LAZY GIRL!
Susanna: Hu…huh? Oh…shit. What time is it?
Molly: It’s 8’o clock! Remember, classes start at nine-thirty!
Susanna: Don’t remind me. Seriously. *sigh*…I’ll make breakfast. You get to drive us to school.
Molly: Okie-doke!
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Newscaster 1 (on TV): Adrianna Jones, an 18-year old senior at Southeastern Los Angeles High, has been confirmed dead. Her body was found in Glenwood Park yesterday, but the corpse showed no signs of failing health or foul play. Deaths like this are becoming more and more common…
Newscaster 2 (on TV): What is…I seriously don’t know. This is the 5,000th case of a young girl dying without any reason…
Susanna: Oh, yay, another shock story. This has been going on so long that no one cares anymore…
Molly: I never heard of deaths like these back when I lived in small town South Dakota, but ever since I moved here for college 2 years ago I keep hearing about them. Wonder why…
Susanna: Small town South Dakota…you just answered your own question.
Molly: Hey Susanna, which hair ribbon do you prefer?
Susanna: I would say the pink one. Doesn’t matter anyway, you look pretty damn cute as you are. Damn, it’s 8:30. We should probably get going.
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Susanna:  Wow Hannah…you’re slow as hell today. Your dad screamed at you for no reason this morning?
Hannah: Yeah…he said I dressed like a slut at the opera performance. Let’s go…I don’t want to talk about it. Step on it!
Molly: So, Kevin still in the hospital?
Susanna: That hot son of a bitch owes me for all the hospital visits I made in the past few weeks.
Hannah: What happened to him anyways?
Susanna: He tried to speed through a red light, and next thing you know, his BMW gets crushed by a speeding semi.
Molly: Is he going to play football again? He was the university’s star player for quite a while.
Susanna: Don’t know. I hope he can. I would have become a cheerleader, but my body isn’t up for it.
Molly: And you would have failed the drug tests anyways.
Susanna: You have a point.
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Professor: According to quantum theory, the world will end in approximately 11 days…
Susanna: *yawns* Why did I wake up for this crap…
Molly: *chuckle*
Susanna: What are you laughing at?
Molly: Nothing. It’s just…
Susanna: Hey, notice the weird-looking Japanese girl sitting right next to you? I never noticed her. Maybe she’s new? Nah, that can’t be it…
Molly: Huh? Uh…wait, isn’t that…
Holly: My name is Holly Akemi. Please do not disturb me at this time.
Susanna: Weird.
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Susanna: *yawns* Fuck this lecture. It’s finally over, at least.  Man, I miss the weird French kid we had as a professor. He was actually interesting.
Holly: Molly Thompson, can I have a private moment with you?
Molly: Huh? Bu-but…
Holly: It will only be for a short time. Do not worry. I will not waste your time. Come with me to the garden.
Molly: Hey, um, you’re pretty cute and smart for a new transfer student or something, but I have no idea who you are and why you are her-
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Holly: Molly Thompson, do you value your family?
Molly: Yes! Definitely.
Holly: Do you value your friends?
Molly: I couldn’t live without them!
Holly: Then don’t change. Don’t change, ever. Otherwise you will lose everything you hold dear.
Molly: No, but…I don’t get i…t…
Holly: Farewell, Molly Stranton.
Molly: Hey, wait, you remind me of a girl I saw in my drea…aw…nevermind.
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Molly: Ahh, this shift is finally over.
Susanna: Did you see that fat guy? Pretty sure he was trying to take a picture of my boobs when I was serving him.
Molly: Well, it’s a maid café. Perverts are everywhere. Just gotta watch out for them…time to take this uniform off. It’s hot as hell in here…
Susanna: Welcome to Los Angeles, eh?
Molly: Hey Susanna…I wanted to ask you something. In private.
Susanna: Hm? This is the first time you asked me a personal question at work.
Molly: That girl that was sitting next to me? I saw her in a dream I had last night.
Susanna: You overdosing on pills again?
Molly: Coming from a LSD user, that’s hilarious. *sigh*…forget it.
Susanna: So, Molly, want to go to the new shopping mall? The kids haven’t gotten out of school yet, so it won’t be as annoying.
Molly: Well, there really isn’t much of anything to do right now, so hey, why not?
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Susanna: Well, that wasn’t particularly impressive…Molly?
Molly: Hm? What?
Susanna: Something…wrong? You’ve been acting weird lately…
Molly: No, I’m…fine…
Kyubey (voice in Molly's head): Molly…Molly…help me…
Molly: Wait, what…who are you?
Kyubey (voice in Molly's head): Please help me…help me…
Susanna: Um…Molly?
Molly: Hu…huh?
Susanna: You do realize you’re talking to yourself, right?
Molly: No…I’m hearing a voice in my head…its coming from...sorry Susanna!
Susanna: …what the fuck is that girl up to…
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Susanna: …why are we in an unbuilt section of the building? Whoa, it’s a hurt…rabbit-cat-kitty thingy…
Molly: Are you hurt? Do you need help?
*gunshot*
Holly: Stay the fuck away from that creature. Now!
Molly: He-he-hey! You’re that Japanese girl that mysteriously appeared in our class! Why do you want to hurt a cute, innocent animal? Leave him alone…
Holly: Shut up, you little brat.
Susanna: Coming from someone who looks like a 12 year old…
Holly: Want me to shoot you?
Susanna: Hey man, I have no stakes in this fight, all right?
Molly: But he was calling my name! He wanted me to help him-
Susanna: Molly, over here!
Holly: …shit. What the fuck…
Susanna: What the fuck is her problem? First she appears from nowhere, now she wants your head? And you’re carrying that animal with you?
Molly: I don’t know. But we gotta run!
Susanna: Hey uh, Molly, sorry to tell you, but I have no idea what or where we are…there’s…what the hell is this stuff? Molly, this is a nightmare right? This is something induced by LSD pills, right? Please tell me this isn’t real…please tell me this isn’t real…
Molly: I don’t…I don’t know…
Maddie: Calm down. You’re fine. Ah, I see you saved Kyubey for me? Thanks for that. I was rather worried…
Molly: Wait, he’s your pet?
Maddie: Indeed. You’re…ah, hell, I should introduce myself first. Please excuse me for now, I need to finish up my task first…
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Holly: Oh, look, the rich, irresponsible little Daddy’s girl is back.
Maddie: That’s honestly offensive. You should know better. The witch escaped. You can chase after it, I don’t care.
Holly: I have work to do, dumbass. Why don’t you take your lily white ass and your two white girl friends out of here?
Maddie: You don’t get it, do you? Oh well, it’s not like I expected very much out of you. Such a shame, your family worked hard to get you into the US and this is how you repay them, huh. So much for Asian respect, eh?
Holly: Go fuck yourself with a cactus. Hey, you screwed Katie over, wonder when you’re gonna do the same with these girls? Anyways, I have better things to do than argue with a nitwit.
Kyubey: Thanks, Maddie, for saving me…
Maddie: Nah, thank those two girls. I’m not the one who saved you.
Kyubey: Ah, yes, thank you, Susanna Fierro and Molly Thompson.
Molly: How did you know our names?
Kyubey: That’s because I have a favor to ask you guys. That’s why I’m even here…
Molly: Huh?
Kyubey: Would you guys like to be magical girls?