babysitter blues

>Chelsey listens attentively as Mrs. McDougall lists her the things she should be careful about when babysitting Delly
>Delly herself is huffing and puffing while grumbling about not needing a babysitter
>Chelsey just says she understands while thinking to herself about how much money she'll get and how easy it'll be
>Mrs. McDougall clarifies once more in a very serious tone to not let anything happen to her daughter or she wont get paid
>Chelsey feels a little intense, but understands
>as Mrs. McDougall leaves through the door, it jams and she tries to pry it open
>with enough force, she swings it open and the door slams into the wall, causing a nearby lamp to fall over
>it almost hits Delly, but she manages to scoot away just nearly
>Chelsey is confused when Mrs. McDougall just shrugs and leaves

>once alone, Delly wanders off to find something to do, but Chelsey stands in her way
>she explains that now that her mom is gone, she'll be listening to everything she says
>Delly mumbles under her breath that she rather play baseball outside
>Chelsey then instructs her to sit on the couch, implying physical punishment if disobeyed
>Delly angrily sits down, crossing her arms
>Chelsey turns on the TV, flipping through channels haphazardly
>ends up on an episode of West Island
>she leaves the room, heading to the kitchen to find food, taking the remote with her
>Delly awkwardly watches as the episode quickly devolves into madness

>in the kitchen, Chelsey is making a rather sloppy sandwich, the counter already covered in all kinds of sauce
>she accidently spills some weird liquid
>the smell is too unbearable, so she opens up the window to air it out
>from the corner of her eye, she sees the outside bushes rustling like something was in there
>it goes on for an uncomfortable amount of time that Chelsey wonders if she should go out there
>then Delly screams, pulling her attention away, rushing into the living room
>Chelsey looks at Delly frantically, hoping no damage has been done, only to find her still on the couch
>Delly points to the TV, saying that the show said her name and exposed her IP and address
>Chelsey is annoyed and snaps at her for being a little pussy before leaving again
>in the kitchen, there's a group of rats heisting her sandwich and various other foods
>Chelsey angrily swats them away as they flee through the window
>she pokes her head and sees Hansel, the rat boy, surrounding by his army of rats
>she yells at him to stay the hell away from us, but Hansel just nicely greets her
>she slams the window before taking a bite out of her already eaten sandwich
>it's too late though, as Hansel already has a taste for more

>Delly tries to sneak away after turning off the TV once the show started revealing secrets about her
>she makes it halfway up the stairs before Chelsey yells at her to come back down
>Delly hates it and sits back on the couch
>Chelsey is about to turn on the TV again, but the doorbell rings
>hoping it's Mrs. McDougall home early, she opens the door
>instead, it's the troublesome trio looking rather innocent, well, as much as they can look
>Mandy states that she's surprised she's in Delly's house before asking if they can come in
>Chelsey, of course, slams the door on them, not feeling like humoring them at all
>the doorbell rings more often and Chelsey sighs before opening it again
>this time, Jerry says that they're here for an RC toy that was taken from them by the school nurse
>They want to search her house and get it back before she notices
>Chelsey asks if this is really important, already poised to close the door
>Jerry says it's super important cause he didn't get to finish playing with it
>to which Mandy responds that it was his fault it was confiscated in the first place and right before she got a turn to play
>Chaz says it was his allowance money that they used to buy it, so he deserves to get it back for his own sake
>the three begin arguing about who gets it, only to be greeted by a loud slam of the door

>after confirming that her time was indeed wasted, Chelsey sees that Delly has disappeared
>angry, but mostly scared of losing the money, she tries looking for her
>in the kitchen, the rats have somehow managed to open the window again and now Hansel s digging through the trashcan
>she grabs a broom and smacks him around a bit, only managing to chase him further into the house along his rat army
>pissed off, Chelsey takes the broom and tries to clear the infestation while looking for Delly
>upstairs, Delly is hiding in the bathroom, on a phone call telling whoever to arrive urgently
>then a knock is heard on the window
>it's Cripplefucker and he's somehow manages to crawl onto the second floor bathroom window
>Delly worriedly lets him in while scolding him for not just using the door
>Crip awkwardly laughs it off while they embrace in a hug
>seeing her hand still in good shape, he "awe's as now he has to stay sober for her
>then a flood of rats enter from under the doorframe, flooding the bathroom
>Delly screams as they crawl up her and Crip, while he just admires a bar of soap
>she unlocks the door and rushes past a Hansel just coming out of the broom closet

>Chelsey is about to go upstairs when the doorbells rings unnaturally long this time
>groaning, she yanks the door open only to see Chaz standing with his back turned to her
>then he turns around and pulls out a shitty plastic toy microphone as he begins to serenade her with a love song
>Chelsey is about to swat him with the broom, but hears a voice call out "NOW!" before her vision goes dark
>Jerry snuck in through the back and threw a blanket over Chelsey, before he and Mandy shoved her outside, locking the door
>now that they've brough some time, the pair go looking for their RC toy, noting the suspicious amount of rats everywhere
>Delly runs into her room to hide, knowing she's safe proofed it for anything
>unfortunately, the voice of one particular tiny giant gets her attention
>Teeny Steeve crawls out of the walls laughing as he eyes a scared Delly
>meanwhile, Hansel tries and fails to have a conversation with Crip
>Jerry and Mandy are rummaging and ransacking every room they can find for that toy
>Chelsey is angrily trying to break the door open while Chaz is lovestruck at her intensity

>she finally manages to brute force it open, breaking the door in the process
>she takes Chaz hostage and goes to find the intruders
>she encounters Hansel first in the kitchen and corners him
>Chaz tries to calm her down, but she only hits him and shoves him in the pantry
>then she manhandles Hansel, earning her a few bites from his sharpened teeth
>it hurts, but she grits through the pain as she grabs a few trash bags and tries it around the ratboy, extra tight
>trudging out, she sees Cripplefucker playing with a fork and socket, bored out of his mind
>she ties his trench coat to the lamp so he doesn't go anywhere, clearly ignoring the fork
>once she makes it upstairs, she finds Jerry and Mandy playing with the RC toy, only for her to smack it away with her broom
>Jerry is pissed off, but Chelsey is prepared and smacks him with the broom
>Mandy is tougher and attempts to fight, which leads to a hallway fight that knocks down vases, family pictures and others
>Delly exits her room, now full of rats, only to get in between Mandy and Chelsey
>she's too late to back off before she accidently hits Delly square in the elbow, a loud crack erupting for all to hear
>Teeny Steeve attempts to sneak off, but Chelsey grabs him and holds him down

>Chelsey apologizes to Delly, more saddened by the fact she failed her one promise
>then she remembers that Delly's mom said something about medical kits or something
>she asks Delly to go find bandages while she rounds up the rest of the pricks
>Delly weakly wobbles to go find bandages
>Chelsey drags Jerry, Mandy and Steve downstairs and plops them all on the couch
>she then retrieves Hansel, Chaz and Crip and plops them down too
>they all sit in sience as everyone is just tired
>then Crip grabs the remote and turns on the TV, showing Maizeby and Friends
>everyone besides Jerry decide to watch it
>the doorbell rings and Chelsey glumly gets up, ready to get no money
>she opens the door and instead, it's Dorothy on a bicycle, panting and apologizing for being late
>she says that she received an order from Delly and brough food
>Hansel perks up and waves to Dorothy, well tries too while trapped in 5 layers of tightly wrapped trashbags
>Dorothy freezes up, seeing rat boy her of all places
>Chelsey reaches over to grab the order, but a rat shimmies out of her sleave and crawls right onto Dorothy
>Dorothy yipes before falling over, clutching her heart

>Mrs. Dougall finally enters her house after getting back from her business
>the first thing she notices is that the door is broken
>opening it, she finds furniture tipped over, walls scratched, ripped up and with holes in them
>various spills and stains from the kitchen spread out into the floor, walls and...ceiling...
>Cripplefucker is still watching TV, not even noticing her enter
>making her way to the kitchen, she finds the culprits of this disaster
>Jerry and Mandy cheerfully are playing with their RC toy with the rats using it as a vehicle
>Hansel is scrubbing himself in the sink, the water a thick brown and overflowing
>Dorothy is sitting at the table, covered in food stains, still unconscious, but breathing
>last, but not least, Chelsey is laying defeatedly on the floor while Chaz is curled up to her like a dog
>she looks up and sees Mrs. Dougall with a pretty stern expression on her face, only confirming what she already knew
>Chelsey just lied there, waiting for the berating
>Delly's mom asks where Delly is, only for the girl in question to appear in the doorway
>surprisingly, she's not wearing a cast and can move her arm around

>Mrs. Dougall is shocked, but relieved that her daughter is at least safe
>the same couldn't be said for the state of the house
>she looks at the babysitter angrily, chastising her for allowing such a mess
>then a voice from the walls whispers to her that her only job was to keep Delly safe and nothing else
>Mrs. Dougall tries to reflect, but the voice whispers that Delly is safe and Chelsey deserves her payment
>the nurse sighs and gives thanks to the babysitter, before giving her a twenty
>Chelsey perks up in surprise, before excitement takes over and she hugs Delly's mom and thanks her
>Chaz goes for the hug too, but Chelsey kicks him in the groin
>everyone goes to the living room, picking up the couch, and sits and watches some TV
>a rat is on the ceiling and gnaws on the wires of the ceiling fan, causing it to fall
>it hits Delly, breaking her arm in the process