12 oz Mouse script: S2E12_Farewell

Episode 19: "Farewell"
transcribed: sleep_maps


int. tiebots are moving in on the trapped skillet, fitz, peanut cop, and terminator girl.

PEANUT: oh *laughs* ow *laughs* oh *laughs*.  god...oh...ow...dude, we're in a shaft.
FITZ: yes we are.
PEANUT: we're in a, shaft!  hahahaha, oh! (hits head on shaft) ow...shaft has made my hoppings become difficult.  ow, haha.
SKILLET: *squeaks*

tiebots are approaching the shaft area.  fitz and skillet start firing at the approaching tiebots.

PEANUT: what's a, what's going on?

tiebots get closer.

SKILLET: *squeaks*
PEANUT: haha, wait.  let me try.  let me try.

peanut cop fires wildly at the tiebots..

PEANUT: haha wait, wait you got this?  wait, no i do.  check this out *laughs*.  buzz is gonna be loud.

peanut cop pulls out a grenade, throws it down the shaft towards the tiebots.

PEANUT: wait *jumps in front of everyone else* heh, fire.  huh..am i still a fireman?

fitz walks forward, sees a light and the end of the shaft.  int. shark's control room.  both eyes, golden joe, and shark.  shark is torturing a tied-up golden joe.

PEANUT: *still in shaft* oh...ow.  hahaha.  I think...we're in a shaft.

explosion in the vent.  fitz, skillet, and terminator girl emerge, guns blazing, killing the evil eye and freeing the good eye.  They get in front of shark, and all 3 characters cock their weapons.  they fire, and split shark in half.

FITZ: heheh... whoops.

fitz blows on his gun.  skillet runs over and frees golden joe.

GOLDEN JOE: man cuz, you done cut that fish's head fell off.
FITZ: why didn't you just beam away like you always do?  you do that.
GOLDEN JOE: man, i forgot i could do that.  i was so scared i forgot.  but deep this, on the low, i was just frontin.  i was just spittin game that i was scared man cuz, i wasn't really scared, ya-ya know what i mean?  you, you know what i mean right?  you know what i mean man?

peanut cop emerges from the vent shaft.

PEANUT: *coughs* can somebody?  somebody tell me if i'm here cuz, this burning makes me think i'm alive.
FITZ: shh...where's that music coming from?
EYE: shark ate the new guy.

fitz crawls into the dismembered shark, pulls out the new guy.

FITZ: we need to get him to the river.  where's the clock?
GOLDEN JOE: clock? what clock? man.. do i look like flavor flav to you?
FITZ: *pulls his gun and points it at golden joe*  you know what clock.
GOLDEN JOE: oh yeah, that clock.  he hit the road man.  he audi 5000.  he had to bounce.  know what i mean?  you know what i mean man?  you know what i mean?
EYE: how are we going to get to the ri-eye-ver, with all of those things outs-eye-de?
FITZ: i don't know.  what's this do?  *hits a button*

a door opens.  a mechanical shark emerges from behind the door.

PEANUT: whoa...that's nice.  do i get keys or somethin?
GOLDEN JOE: man you better step back, i'm drivin.
PEANUT: cool, i'm drivin, hahaha *falls to floor laughing*
GOLDEN JOE: man step off, i'm drivin.
PEANUT: don't you know i'm driving?
FITZ: where are you goin?
EYE: eye'll walk.  fl-eye-ng scares eye.
FITZ: you'll never make it
EYE: eye will make it.  eye have a will to make it.  plus, new guy deserves it.

ext. outside the city.  rbm appears.

RBM: appear.

a tower appears.  rbm approaches it.

RBM: some people have keys to their homes, I have words.

rbm enters the tower.  the sign reads rbm: bank.  elevator takes him up.  at the top floor, shadow figure appears, speaking in garbled words.

RBM: i know.  he's probably still out there.  running around, trying to save his stupid friends.
SHADOW FIGURE: *garbled*
RBM: that's impossible.  the clock shop was sealed off when this began.
SHADOW FIGURE: *garbled*
RBM: mmm...shark was just a pawn.  control was only in his mind.  the asprind farms are near harvest.  and mouse has done everying exactly as predicted.
SHADOW FIGURE: *garbled*
RBM: yes... amalockh brings the darkness, a note of evil which is inherent in all of us. it's a choice he made... we all make choices. i choose victory.

a light appears on screen.  shadow figure is consumed in a red light.  ext city.  the tower is consumed in the red light.  int. a jar fills with a black liquid, possibly the shadow man.

RBM: have fun in that jar for a while.  ship mode go.

ext city.  the tower ship takes off.  the corndroid emergres from the ground and faces a large number of hoverbots.  he beckons them on.  a mass of guns emerges.  corndroid destroys them all in a blaze of gunfire.  liquor emergers from a sewer grate.

LIQUOR: look at that hot dog go.  he is doing a bang-up job.  you hear me roostre?  roostre?  roostre?

liquor descends into the sewer.  a blue light appears.  roostre is seen unconscious.

MUFF (the blue light): He's not in there anymore. He's up there.
LIQUOR: muff?  haha muff, you're free.
MUFF: For now. Where's Mouse.
LIQUOR: where's mouse?  where isn't he?
MUFF: The asprind fields must be burned.
LIQUOR: ah, i knew.  i knew about those fields.
MUFF: Then we'll all meet at the river, but we'll need Mouse or we'll never get through the upfalls.
LIQUOR: mm-hmm.  10-4.  i'll follow the corn droid.

ext. shark ship.  Fitz, peanut cop, terminator girl, and skillet are all flying in the shark ship.

FITZ: the hell are all these things?
PEANUT: dude *laughing*, they're like bugs man.  little bitty bugs...with whoa, lasers.  *laughing*
FITZ: but what are they for?
PEANUT: *slight laughter* well the ones with the suckers harvest the asprind.  and the ones with the lasers, shoot lasers.
FITZ: what asprind?  what's the asprind do?
PEANUT: dude, come on *laughs* it's the whole deal.  *hits joint* it's what they were protecting *snickers*.  do you like how I got serious for a second?
FITZ: you're just now telling me this?
PEANUT: ...uh-huh *laughs* uh-huh.
FITZ: so where are they, these...fields of asprind?
PEANUT: they're all over man.  they're everywhere.  *laughs*

ext. city.  tiebots blast open the streets to expose the asprind.  hoverbots begin picking up the asprind.  ext. skyline. tiebots begin trailing the shark ship.  a warning appears on the screen in the shark ship.

GOLDEN JOE: here come one of them bitches.  y'all better recognize foo!  it's incomin!
PEANUT: whoa.
FITZ: take care of it skillet.
GOLDEN JOE: yeah boy!  take care of it.  handle them man.  do what you gotta do it!
FITZ: joe, calm down.
GOLDEN JOE: i am calm man, the hell are you talkin about?

skillet goes to the gun tower.  he starts attacking the tiebots.  the crew hover over the cloudline and see the moon in the background.  the attack continues.  skillet kills many of the bots and squeaks in enjoyment.  a warning appears, showing the tower ship.  a missile hits the shark ship.  the tower ship piloted by rbm appears.  int. tower ship.

RBM: eat some of that, retard, rodent.

the ships fight.  skillet's lasers bounce harmlessly off the tower ship  int. tower ship

RBM: oh wait.  i forgot to give you this.

a large laser hits the tower where skillet is.  a red light fills the gunner's position.  the shark ship's tail explodes.

FITZ: *inaudible*

the ship begins falling down.  liquor sees this from the street.

LIQUOR: crap on a stick.

the shark ship skids across the street.  the crew is seen inside the dead ship.  ext. street.  fitz is seen holding what appears to be a charred skillet.  golden joe and peanut cop are in the foreground.

PEANUT: dude...i am so sorry.
GOLDEN JOE: yeah man, me too man.
PEANUT: dude that's not even funny at all.
FITZ: ...yep

int. tower ship.

RBM: well, that's gotta hurt.

tower ship gets hit by something.  warning sirens sound as the ship shakes.  amalockh appears over a burning city.  he strikes the tower ship and it plummets to the ground.  the fire covers the screen as the black liquid jar is thrown towards the camera.  end