Deltadiamond

Delta <3< Jacob

Aug 27th, 2015
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  1. [12:02:28 PM] Jacob Brandt: Hey Leta
  2. [12:02:49 PM] Deltadiamond: was that my name you just butchered
  3. [12:03:00 PM] Deltadiamond: or was it someone else's
  4. [12:03:10 PM] Strategist14: Letaali
  5. [12:03:16 PM] Strategist14: AKA Aurora
  6. [12:03:18 PM] Deltadiamond: ok
  7. [12:03:32 PM] Jacob Brandt: But <3< delta
  8. [12:03:45 PM] Deltadiamond: same
  9. [12:03:57 PM] Jacob Brandt: I hate you more.
  10. [12:04:08 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no
  11. [12:04:16 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no you don't
  12. [12:04:33 PM] Deltadiamond: bro don't go there
  13. [12:04:45 PM] Deltadiamond: because y'all don't even COMPARE
  14. [12:05:07 PM] Jacob Brandt: I've already gone there, and there is nothing worth taking a second glance at.
  15. [12:05:15 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
  16. [12:05:19 PM] Deltadiamond: bro do you
  17. [12:05:27 PM] Deltadiamond: y'all don't even get it bro
  18. [12:05:39 PM] Deltadiamond: y'all don't even KNOW
  19. [12:05:48 PM] Deltadiamond: 'bout my hate
  20. [12:05:59 PM] Jacob Brandt: do I irk you that much, simpleton?
  21. [12:06:11 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
  22. [12:06:18 PM] Deltadiamond: don't you go there bro
  23. [12:06:25 PM] Jacob Brandt: bruh
  24. [12:06:25 PM] Deltadiamond: I ain't no simpleton
  25. [12:06:43 PM] Jacob Brandt: then stop talking like one and be civilized.
  26. [12:06:47 PM] Deltadiamond: I can like
  27. [12:07:00 PM] Deltadiamond: name the capitols of most if not all Balkan countries
  28. [12:07:01 PM] Jacob Brandt: Even the monkeys have better manners.
  29. [12:07:12 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
  30. [12:07:18 PM] Jacob Brandt: bruh
  31. [12:07:24 PM] Deltadiamond: don't you do this to me bro
  32. [12:07:36 PM] Deltadiamond: don't make this a thing
  33. [12:07:50 PM] Jacob Brandt: Already is, brother.
  34. [12:07:53 PM] Deltadiamond: I'm happy to have a hate-measuring contest if you want
  35. [12:08:16 PM] Deltadiamond: but it gets kind of weird if it's <3< hate
  36. [12:08:31 PM] Jacob Brandt: Can't help you look sexy.
  37. [12:08:54 PM] Deltadiamond: you don't even know what I look like bro
  38. [12:09:04 PM] Deltadiamond: though I won't dispute your conclusion
  39. [12:09:24 PM] Jacob Brandt: Although my hotness is magnitudes above you.
  40. [12:09:31 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no bro
  41. [12:09:42 PM] Deltadiamond: you did NOT just reopen that can of worms
  42. [12:10:02 PM] Deltadiamond: my hot bod is like an ocean
  43. [12:10:08 PM] Deltadiamond: full of like sharks and shit
  44. [12:10:19 PM] Deltadiamond: going to eat you alive bro
  45. [12:10:23 PM] Deltadiamond: come at me
  46. [12:10:38 PM] Jacob Brandt: I'd bet you would eat me ;)
  47. [12:10:45 PM] Deltadiamond: no like the sharks
  48. [12:10:48 PM] Deltadiamond: they would eat you
  49. [12:10:58 PM] Deltadiamond: not into cannibalism
  50. [12:11:04 PM] Deltadiamond: myself
  51. [12:11:42 PM] Jacob Brandt: I wouldn't mind tearing into you, seeing all you've got to hide.
  52. [12:12:22 PM] Deltadiamond: bro I don't hide any secrets
  53. [12:12:28 PM] Deltadiamond: I am on open display
  54. [12:12:47 PM] Jacob Brandt: not open enough if you ask me.
  55. [12:12:58 PM] Deltadiamond: well what do you want bro
  56. [12:13:06 PM] Deltadiamond: ask and ye shall receive
  57. [12:13:41 PM] Jacob Brandt: you know full well what I want. I know you aren't that dumb.
  58. [12:13:53 PM] Deltadiamond: well say it bro
  59. [12:14:07 PM] Deltadiamond: just come right out
  60. [12:14:13 PM] Deltadiamond: and say it
  61. [12:14:53 PM] Jacob Brandt: pushy one, eh? Didn't think you would want to hear me beg.
  62. [12:15:18 PM] Deltadiamond: well bro
  63. [12:15:22 PM] Deltadiamond: you wanted me to be open
  64. [12:15:32 PM] Deltadiamond: can't I expect the same from you?
  65. [12:16:30 PM] Jacob Brandt: you want me to be open? I'm sure there are thinks behind my hot facade that nobody wants to learn.
  66. [12:16:43 PM] Deltadiamond: well come on bro
  67. [12:16:52 PM] Deltadiamond: if we're gonna do this thing
  68. [12:17:02 PM] Deltadiamond: I'm gonna have to know
  69. [12:17:06 PM] Jacob Brandt: I am sure you know what I want.
  70. [12:17:17 PM] Deltadiamond: what makes you tick
  71. [12:18:01 PM] Jacob Brandt: Me? I run on curiousity alone. No matter where it takes me, I follow.
  72. [12:18:59 PM] Jacob Brandt: I want to deassemble you, piece by piece, until you break.
  73. [12:20:41 PM] Jacob Brandt: I want to melt you down and mold you into my image, until you can't even see your reflection in the mirror.
  74. [12:21:38 PM] Deltadiamond: Well don't get your hopes up bro
  75. [12:21:54 PM] Deltadiamond: Because I am god damn indestructible
  76. [12:22:04 PM] Jacob Brandt: Everyone has a melting point
  77. [12:22:04 PM] Deltadiamond: Gonna stand here until the end of time bro
  78. [12:22:46 PM] Jacob Brandt: You will stand alone, broken just as the others.
  79. [12:23:10 PM] Deltadiamond: I dunno bro
  80. [12:23:39 PM] Deltadiamond: I think this time you might be the one getting broken
  81. [12:23:54 PM] Deltadiamond: 'Cuz I'm unbreakable
  82. [12:24:00 PM] Deltadiamond: been here forever
  83. [12:24:09 PM] Deltadiamond: gonna fucking wear you down
  84. [12:24:40 PM] Deltadiamond: and when you're on your knees cursing my name
  85. [12:24:48 PM] Deltadiamond: I won't be the one who's broken
  86. [12:24:52 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
  87. [12:26:10 PM] Jacob Brandt: Fair enough
  88. [12:26:15 PM] Jacob Brandt: we will see.
  89. [12:26:40 PM] Deltadiamond: That we will bro
  90. [12:26:44 PM] Deltadiamond: That we will.
  91. [12:27:12 PM] *** Deltadiamond offers handshake. ***
  92. [12:39:59 PM] Deltadiamond: Dang it bro
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