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- [12:02:28 PM] Jacob Brandt: Hey Leta
- [12:02:49 PM] Deltadiamond: was that my name you just butchered
- [12:03:00 PM] Deltadiamond: or was it someone else's
- [12:03:10 PM] Strategist14: Letaali
- [12:03:16 PM] Strategist14: AKA Aurora
- [12:03:18 PM] Deltadiamond: ok
- [12:03:32 PM] Jacob Brandt: But <3< delta
- [12:03:45 PM] Deltadiamond: same
- [12:03:57 PM] Jacob Brandt: I hate you more.
- [12:04:08 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no
- [12:04:16 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no you don't
- [12:04:33 PM] Deltadiamond: bro don't go there
- [12:04:45 PM] Deltadiamond: because y'all don't even COMPARE
- [12:05:07 PM] Jacob Brandt: I've already gone there, and there is nothing worth taking a second glance at.
- [12:05:15 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
- [12:05:19 PM] Deltadiamond: bro do you
- [12:05:27 PM] Deltadiamond: y'all don't even get it bro
- [12:05:39 PM] Deltadiamond: y'all don't even KNOW
- [12:05:48 PM] Deltadiamond: 'bout my hate
- [12:05:59 PM] Jacob Brandt: do I irk you that much, simpleton?
- [12:06:11 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
- [12:06:18 PM] Deltadiamond: don't you go there bro
- [12:06:25 PM] Jacob Brandt: bruh
- [12:06:25 PM] Deltadiamond: I ain't no simpleton
- [12:06:43 PM] Jacob Brandt: then stop talking like one and be civilized.
- [12:06:47 PM] Deltadiamond: I can like
- [12:07:00 PM] Deltadiamond: name the capitols of most if not all Balkan countries
- [12:07:01 PM] Jacob Brandt: Even the monkeys have better manners.
- [12:07:12 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
- [12:07:18 PM] Jacob Brandt: bruh
- [12:07:24 PM] Deltadiamond: don't you do this to me bro
- [12:07:36 PM] Deltadiamond: don't make this a thing
- [12:07:50 PM] Jacob Brandt: Already is, brother.
- [12:07:53 PM] Deltadiamond: I'm happy to have a hate-measuring contest if you want
- [12:08:16 PM] Deltadiamond: but it gets kind of weird if it's <3< hate
- [12:08:31 PM] Jacob Brandt: Can't help you look sexy.
- [12:08:54 PM] Deltadiamond: you don't even know what I look like bro
- [12:09:04 PM] Deltadiamond: though I won't dispute your conclusion
- [12:09:24 PM] Jacob Brandt: Although my hotness is magnitudes above you.
- [12:09:31 PM] Deltadiamond: oh no bro
- [12:09:42 PM] Deltadiamond: you did NOT just reopen that can of worms
- [12:10:02 PM] Deltadiamond: my hot bod is like an ocean
- [12:10:08 PM] Deltadiamond: full of like sharks and shit
- [12:10:19 PM] Deltadiamond: going to eat you alive bro
- [12:10:23 PM] Deltadiamond: come at me
- [12:10:38 PM] Jacob Brandt: I'd bet you would eat me ;)
- [12:10:45 PM] Deltadiamond: no like the sharks
- [12:10:48 PM] Deltadiamond: they would eat you
- [12:10:58 PM] Deltadiamond: not into cannibalism
- [12:11:04 PM] Deltadiamond: myself
- [12:11:42 PM] Jacob Brandt: I wouldn't mind tearing into you, seeing all you've got to hide.
- [12:12:22 PM] Deltadiamond: bro I don't hide any secrets
- [12:12:28 PM] Deltadiamond: I am on open display
- [12:12:47 PM] Jacob Brandt: not open enough if you ask me.
- [12:12:58 PM] Deltadiamond: well what do you want bro
- [12:13:06 PM] Deltadiamond: ask and ye shall receive
- [12:13:41 PM] Jacob Brandt: you know full well what I want. I know you aren't that dumb.
- [12:13:53 PM] Deltadiamond: well say it bro
- [12:14:07 PM] Deltadiamond: just come right out
- [12:14:13 PM] Deltadiamond: and say it
- [12:14:53 PM] Jacob Brandt: pushy one, eh? Didn't think you would want to hear me beg.
- [12:15:18 PM] Deltadiamond: well bro
- [12:15:22 PM] Deltadiamond: you wanted me to be open
- [12:15:32 PM] Deltadiamond: can't I expect the same from you?
- [12:16:30 PM] Jacob Brandt: you want me to be open? I'm sure there are thinks behind my hot facade that nobody wants to learn.
- [12:16:43 PM] Deltadiamond: well come on bro
- [12:16:52 PM] Deltadiamond: if we're gonna do this thing
- [12:17:02 PM] Deltadiamond: I'm gonna have to know
- [12:17:06 PM] Jacob Brandt: I am sure you know what I want.
- [12:17:17 PM] Deltadiamond: what makes you tick
- [12:18:01 PM] Jacob Brandt: Me? I run on curiousity alone. No matter where it takes me, I follow.
- [12:18:59 PM] Jacob Brandt: I want to deassemble you, piece by piece, until you break.
- [12:20:41 PM] Jacob Brandt: I want to melt you down and mold you into my image, until you can't even see your reflection in the mirror.
- [12:21:38 PM] Deltadiamond: Well don't get your hopes up bro
- [12:21:54 PM] Deltadiamond: Because I am god damn indestructible
- [12:22:04 PM] Jacob Brandt: Everyone has a melting point
- [12:22:04 PM] Deltadiamond: Gonna stand here until the end of time bro
- [12:22:46 PM] Jacob Brandt: You will stand alone, broken just as the others.
- [12:23:10 PM] Deltadiamond: I dunno bro
- [12:23:39 PM] Deltadiamond: I think this time you might be the one getting broken
- [12:23:54 PM] Deltadiamond: 'Cuz I'm unbreakable
- [12:24:00 PM] Deltadiamond: been here forever
- [12:24:09 PM] Deltadiamond: gonna fucking wear you down
- [12:24:40 PM] Deltadiamond: and when you're on your knees cursing my name
- [12:24:48 PM] Deltadiamond: I won't be the one who's broken
- [12:24:52 PM] Deltadiamond: bro
- [12:26:10 PM] Jacob Brandt: Fair enough
- [12:26:15 PM] Jacob Brandt: we will see.
- [12:26:40 PM] Deltadiamond: That we will bro
- [12:26:44 PM] Deltadiamond: That we will.
- [12:27:12 PM] *** Deltadiamond offers handshake. ***
- [12:39:59 PM] Deltadiamond: Dang it bro
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