The Office US - S05E22 Heavy Competition (English) ORIGINAL

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Things are a little slow here,

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And there's only so much cold
calling you can do in a day.

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Turns out there's no limit
to the number of cheese puffs

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Yocan throw at someone's face.

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We're getting pretty good at it.

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Andy put down a bunch of deposits

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On stuff for his wedding with angela,

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But then she was sleeping with dwight

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For...several years.

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Wait,no,that can't be right.

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The timeline's messy.

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Anyway,now we are going bargain hunting

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In the haunted graveyard of their love.

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This is my solo.

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Ba dum bum bum

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Ba dum bum bum

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Ba dum bum m

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Ba
dum--

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I'm confused.

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Am i walking down the
aisle toyou can call me al?

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Trust me,you will not be walking.

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You will be boogie-Ing.

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I am extremely interested.

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So how much will all of this cost?

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Well,12 guys,airfare,three
nights in a hotel,

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Food per diem,table
up front for merch...

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$9,000.

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I don't know.

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It-- It seems
like a lot

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For an a cappella group

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From a college we never went to.

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Did you even hear the
music i just played for you?

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What's wrong with you?

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Seleeves are cutting off my circulation.

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Not enough blood getting to my hands.

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I think you look nice.

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Doesn't charles know he's
compromising my attack readiness?

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It'sot a dress code.

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It's a death sentence.

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- Looking good.
- 'Kay,thank you.

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It's a straight jacket!

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Okay.

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When michael was in charge,

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This place was like the roman empire.

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And the wild west.

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And war-Torn poland.

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And poland.

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There was just a lot going on,

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So what you wore to work

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Was the least of anybody's worries.

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And in that chaos,

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I soared.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Ed's tires is thinking
of making a change.

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Is this good?

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They have some great kitchen ideas.

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Oh. Okay. Ed's tires,huh?

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It's small,i know.

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I really appreciate it.

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Thanks,michael.

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What--
Whats this?

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It's for your trouble.

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Wh-- I don't need
$6 to help a friend.

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No,no,listen,

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As a friend,i want you to have it.

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Michael,you know i can't take this.

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Yes,i do.

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But don't forget you owe me $10.

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That was four years ago. Why
don't you let it go?Michael.

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What was up with pam being all
pushy and negative in there?

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I think she just didn't
want a crucifix cake.

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It scares me to see you going
down a road that i went down.

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Am i going down a road?

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When i see her bossing
you around like that,

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It just makes me wonder

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If this thing really has the legs

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To go the distan.

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It's so scary

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How right the things you're saying are,

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And you're coming at it
with almost no knowledge,

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So of course i trust
your opinion on this.

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I know a few
things about love--

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Horrible,te awful,awfulthings.

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I was gonna use today to purge my inbox,

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But now something much
more pressing has come up.

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Ed's tires.

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Why don't you tell them

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That we have fewer clients,

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So that we can spend
more me with each of them.

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Also try to discuss it over indian food,

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And try to mention
how you distrust women.

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I'm not gonna do that.

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That is smart.

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That would not seem genuine.

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- Ryan?
- I can get there.

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Good. You take the lead on this one.

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Also,dnoforget that he has just
gone through a messy divorce.

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Oh,awesome.

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Bring it in.Morning cheer.

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U-G-L-Y

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You ain't got no alibi you ugly

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You ugly

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You mama says you ugly

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Go michael scott paper company!

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I'm here.

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I'm part of this now.

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You needed to speak to me?

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Dwight,take a seat.

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I prefer to stand. Less blood clots.

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Nah,that's weird. You're gonna sit.

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Great.

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You know,dwight,

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It has been quite a
transition for all of us.

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Are you happy with the way
things have been runnin' lately?

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Why do you ask?

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Do you mean compared to the way
things ran with other bosses?

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Comparisons arhard.

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I've just been impressed
with your performance,

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And i wanted to make sure
good work doesn't go unnoticed.

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Your concern is noted.

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Yeah,i like your work ethic.

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You're so...focused.

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Like a wolf. Thank you.

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And i wanna start givin'
you more responsibility.

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What do you say you and i
go out for a dri this week?

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Really?

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Definitely.

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It's firm.

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I need you to get me the prices

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That you're charging ed's tires,

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So i can undercut dunder mifflin.

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I don't know that i can do that now.

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You know,uh,something's come up.

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Oh,n-- Is
it mose?

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Did you put the cover on that well?

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No,mose is fine.

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I-- I roped it off.
It's not about mose.

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Listen,things are changing here,michael.

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They're changing fast.

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I'm not following you.

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Imagine...

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Someone has a personal
hero they really wanna help,

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But then there's this new guy,

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Very cool,very will smith-Esque,

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Who would not like it
if he helped his hero.

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Personal hero,cool new guy.

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Okay,i think i'm getting your drift.

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Good,so you see what i'm saying?

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Crystal clear.

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So is this for a movie
that you're writing?

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- No.
- Can i use it?

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No.

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Dwight,are you talking about us?

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It is possible that i
could be talking about us.

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Someone could say

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It is like the situation
that we are in now?

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Itisthe situation we are in now.

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So,i would say

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That the old boss has
always been good to dwight,

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And he was there first,

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So he has dibs.

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You respect dibs,don't you?

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I'm not a barbarian.

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Good. Will you et me in
20 minutes at the spot?

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I will.

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- Dwight.
- Yes?

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Is the cool new guy charles?

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I've said too much.

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Is it stanley?

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Hey,andy.

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You know,i been thinkin'
about what you said,and...

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"Noishe."

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...i just don't know if i can do it.

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That's interesting,because
what i hear you saying

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Is that you do want to do
it,which means you can do it.

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Believe me,i broke up with angela,

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And i'm,like,the happiest guy ever.

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I mean,i'm so happy.

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I'm so happy.

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Like,total freedom,you know?

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It's just that pam gets me
through the day,you know?

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I really rely on her.

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I'm pretty emotionally needy.

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And you know what?

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I am here for you.

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Let me be your traveling pants.

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Ah,what'd you do that for?

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You know that i was doin' this.

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Totally. Okay.

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Hello,dwight. What's with the shirt?

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Are you all right?

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I'm sorry,michael.

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Hi,michael. Oh,my god.

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Run! Run! It's a setup. Setup!

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No,mich-- Michael.
Dwight,run!

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Michael,no. Let's beool,okay?

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You be cool. Yes.

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Just-- What's
goin' on?

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We need to talk about our two companies,

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And how we should behave.

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Dwight tells me you've been
pestering him for company info.

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Mm--
Do...

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Dwight
would not--

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- He did.
- I did,michael.

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I was upset about the
shirt sleeves at first,

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But now i'm okay with it.

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Michael,i want you to
stop pestering my salesmen,

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And i want you to leave
dunder mifflin alone.

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Do you understand?

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I...understand...nothing.

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Wow. Michael,are you all right?

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It was a setup.

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Dwight told charles. He told him.

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Tell us what you're talking about.

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It's like a girl says
she'll make out with you,

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But then her boyfriend is
waiting around the corner

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With a pee-Filled balloon.

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Wcan't help you if you don't
just tell us what happened.

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I got hit in the face with
a pee-Filled water balloon,

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Pam,okay?

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I don't know how they did it.

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They filled the balloon with pee.

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A funnel? I don't know.

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Is that clear enough for you?

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Hey,jim.

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I just totally blew a sales call.

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Bro,i do that all the time.

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Yeah,well,with you it's different,okay?

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'Cause
i just--

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I just suck.

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I just--
I suck!

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Tuna,be nice to my friend jim,okay?

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Why? When i look in the mirror,

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I don't like the face that looks back.

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Well,so what? Your body's a ten.

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- Forget it.
- Jim.

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I said forget it.

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- Dwight schrute.
- Hello,traitor.

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I think you have the
wrong number,michael.

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I want you to listen to me,friend,

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And i want you to listen to me good.

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I am going to come at you,

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And i'm going to come at you hard.

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I'm going to steal all of your clients,

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And then i am going to
kill them in front of you.

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Michael.

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- I'm just getting hardcore with him.
- Finally.

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Yes,and hear me,dwight,

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When i say i brought you into this rld,

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And i can take you out.

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Bill cosby.

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Mr. Schofield,please.

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- He's in a meeting.
- Damn it!

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Is mr. Schofield there?

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If you'd like to reach an outside line,

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Please dial nine first.

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So,you think michael's
going after the whal huh?

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I have a long relationship
with harper collins publishers

262
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And mr. Schofield.

263
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,000
I'm not worried.

264
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,330
You sound worried.

265
00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:21,760
And you have bad skin.

266
00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:24,780
Oh,look,everyone,we're
all making observations!

267
00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:29,210
Well,if yocould do me a big favor

268
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,140
And tell mr. Schofield that
michael scott has tickets

269
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,080
To the wilkes-Barre
penguins game this weekend,

270
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:37,520
And if he would like to join me...

271
00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:40,260
Hello,daniel. How are you?

272
00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:44,030
I sure do. Yes.

273
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,210
Wantedo thase k,of
ficedid kathy ever make jv?

274
00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,820
Look at that old dude
and his rolodex go.

275
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,990
I spent a month putting that
rolodex on his blackberry,

276
00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:53,530
Which he now uses as a nightlight.

277
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,040
Wow. High score?

278
00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:58,430
And no,i cannot lower my current prices.

279
00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,970
Hold on.

280
00:12:00,170 --> 00:12:01,000
Hello?

281
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,740
Mr. Schofield,thank you so much
for taking the time to talk.

282
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:07,450
I wanted to discuss
your contract with us--

283
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,250
Oh,you're considering him.

284
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,560
I thought michael scott
left the paper business

285
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,200
After his nervous breakdown.

286
00:12:16,210 --> 00:12:18,410
Michael has been talking
to my biggest client.

287
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,230
Master and apprentice

288
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,600
Pitted against one another

289
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:25,250
For the fate of the greater
scranton area paper market.

290
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,470
So it's not exactly
likehighlander,but still.

291
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,310
Hello,dwight. I've been
expecting your call.

292
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,360
What do you want?

293
00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:39,540
I would like to arrange a truce.

294
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,400
So you heard schofield
is considering a switch,

295
00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:43,770
And you want mercy?

296
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,650
Meet me in our spot in four minutes.

297
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,880
No. No. You think i'm
going to fall for that?

298
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,490
- There's no
- Michael.

299
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,200
Meet-- Okay,go
to the spot,

300
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,560
And then walk 100 feet.

301
00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:55,240
In which direction?

302
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,390
Toward the sun.

303
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,670
- At what time?
- Noon.

304
00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,530
That-- You have
two seconds.

305
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,970
Michael.

306
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,140
Sorry.

307
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,720
Dwight.

308
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,180
Michael.

309
00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:16,160
I hope you're not
recording this conversation.

310
00:13:19,170 --> 00:13:20,950
Good.

311
00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:23,600
I cannot believe that
y sided with charles.

312
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:25,640
You were making me do things
that were not all right.

313
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,900
So you just rat me out?
You could have said no.

314
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,380
And not come through for you?

315
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,400
If you want a truce,

316
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,160
I will give you a truce.

317
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,200
- I want a truce.
- I do too.

318
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,270
Let me take you and your whole
company out for lunch at alfredo's.

319
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:38,470
Cooper's.

320
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,970
I had fish yesterday.

321
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,470
Damn it.

322
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,680
Dwight-Elicious. Where you at?

323
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,020
Oh,hi,michael.

324
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,430
I'm so sorry i'm late.

325
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,320
I got stuck in traffic.

326
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,400
Really? That's weird. We didn't see any.

327
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:53,200
- I hit a bear.
- What?

328
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:54,780
He's technically fine.

329
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,250
I imine the true horror will be

330
00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,280
When he wakes up in a zoo.

331
00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,370
Hey,listen,will you do me a favor

332
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,980
And order the meatball parm for me,

333
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,850
- With extra cheese?
- Yeah,sure.

334
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,630
Good. I will see you
very soon,all right?

335
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,510
Okay. See you in a bit.

336
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,330
Dwight hit a bear.
He'll be here in a sec.

337
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,240
- Sounds neat.
- We can spend a couple days there.

338
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,810
Oh,my god,i think we've been robbed.

339
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,120
Did you enjoy your lunch?

340
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,640
Dwight,not now. We've en robbed.

341
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:32,600
No,michael,you were sabotaged.

342
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,080
No,dwight,we were robbed.

343
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,170
How would you even know?

344
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,610
You're still stuck in traffic.

345
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,210
You?

346
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,550
Me.

347
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,190
What about our truce?

348
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:45,840
I broke it.

349
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,450
- On purpose?
- Yes.

350
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,060
Why?

351
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,560
You think this is some kind of game?

352
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,140
No,this is a war,

353
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,030
And i will not stop.

354
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,020
I will not rest.

355
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:55,560
You have no idea what kind
of enemy you've created.

356
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,690
You have unleashed the wolf!

357
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,330
Be that as it may,

358
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:04,270
I have your meatball parm sandwich here,

359
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:05,770
And i am going to eat it.

360
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:07,380
And i knew that you would do that.

361
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:11,740
Their meatball parm is
their worst sandwich.

362
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,230
Oh.

363
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,640
Bastard!

364
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:20,970
Hi there. Dwight schrute here.

365
00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,390
I was just calling to
see if michael scott paper

366
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,740
Was meeting all of your paper needs,

367
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,800
And how is brenda,age four,ponytail,

368
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,940
And simon,age seven?

369
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,750
Oh,you don't say.

370
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,110
Schrute,dwight.

371
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,630
And on the back he wrote,

372
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,670
"Great salesman,better friend."

373
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,620
"Tall" and "beets."

374
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,580
And say hello to cheri,

375
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,800
Who is your black wife.

376
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,410
I see you're begging for mercy,huh?

377
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,550
Well,you will find none here.

378
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,850
Dwight,do you mind if we talk?

379
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,150
Sure. That'd be fine.

380
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,570
If you keep coming after us,

381
00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:10,560
The michael scott paper
company cannot succeed.

382
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,940
This is war,and that is what happens.

383
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,920
Oh,one more thing.

384
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,680
I'm going to have you listen

385
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,370
While i ea your biggest client.

386
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:20,470
Oh,no. No,no,no,no.

387
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:23,680
Oh,uh,oh,i'm turning you down right now.

388
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,290
You can hear me,but i can't hear you.

389
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,190
Mr. Schofield's re ady
to see you now,mr. Scott.

390
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,260
Oh,great. Mr. Schofield's
ready to see me.

391
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,140
Thank you so much.

392
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,330
Don't let him in! He's a traitor!

393
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:33,160
Michael! Walking in the door...

394
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,430
Michael. Good to see you.

395
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,970
Mr. Schofield,good to see you.

396
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,060
And i'm closing the door.

397
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,680
Now,when dwight tells you

398
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:47,570
That he will keep
prices steady for a year,

399
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,570
I think he is speaking out of turn.

400
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,890
- Really?
- Yes.

401
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,160
He does not have the
authority to say that.

402
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,310
I,on the other hand,

403
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,080
Am the president,the
owner,and the founder.

404
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,180
It is like you are buying
software from bill ges.

405
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:02,030
Are you saying you invented paper?

406
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,960
Okay,okay.

407
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:05,940
Oh,god.

408
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,840
Okay,tuna.

409
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,030
- Hey,guys.
- Hey.

410
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,540
Hello.

411
00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:14,360
Excuse me,can i have
your attention,everyone?

412
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,360
He's the deal,everybody.

413
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:19,250
Jim halpert is very upset and disturbed.

414
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,430
I don't know if it
was something you did,

415
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,290
Something you said,a look you have him.

416
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,630
Maybe it was nothing at all,

417
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,440
But here's the deal,okay?

418
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,430
It stops now.

419
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,880
I guess i could be nicer.

420
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:30,040
Andy,i think jim is messing with you.

421
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,040
Oh,really?

422
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,510
- Okay.
- Yeah,okay,

423
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,230
What the heck is happenin' here?

424
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,890
Two things i need you to understand.

425
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:42,300
One,pam and i are very happy together,

426
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,510
- Uh,that's not what was
- And two,

427
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,610
That stuff that happened with
you and angela is a bummer,

428
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:49,450
Ani ow that you don't think you're
ever gonna find someone else,

429
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,660
But you will.

430
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,350
I promise you. You will.

431
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,780
Oh,man. He got me so good.

432
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,740
I learned something about myself today.

433
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:08,370
I wish this was a sofa,

434
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:10,960
'Cause i feel like i could
sit here and talk for hours.

435
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,690
What is that thing
that dwight always says?

436
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,860
Paper is the soil in which
the seeds of business grow?

437
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:19,860
It's not the soil!

438
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:22,390
It's the manur paper is the manure!

439
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,370
On-Time delivery is the soil!

440
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,040
- Uh,hel,dwight.
- Spin move.

441
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:44,000
April 13th,2002.

442
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,440
Dwight,i'm in a meeting.

443
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,740
That's very rude.

444
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,520
I barge because i care.

445
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,240
April 13th,2002,

446
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,400
That is the date when you
tried to switch paper providers

447
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,450
Foan obscure sociology textbook,

448
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,070
But were hung out to dry

449
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,650
When the price of
glossy stock increased.

450
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,190
Maybe we should schedule
a meeting on our--

451
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,110
La,la,la. Continuing.

452
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,410
Notice my persistence and recall.

453
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,340
Continuing!

454
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,890
You called dunder mifflin,

455
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,310
And your order was filled

456
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,490
Within an hour!

457
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,520
I'm going to pull a date
ouof the air right now.

458
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:15,150
April 13th,2002.

459
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,690
That is the last day

460
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,070
That you evaluated your paper needs.

461
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,440
Is it not?

462
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,510
We all know that the economy is bad,

463
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,350
And bloated companies
like dunder mifflin...

464
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,590
- Come on.
- ...are going to fall by the wayside.

465
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,580
Two of their branches have
closed within the last year.

466
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,810
The michael scott paper company however,

467
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,920
Has opened a new branch this very month.

468
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:37,330
What he's not telling you
is that he will abandon you.

469
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,060
Why don't you guys just
email me your best offers,

470
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,510
And we can finish it up that way.

471
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,790
That sounds like a fantastic idea.

472
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,300
I will see you this
weekend for the penguins.

473
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,820
Box seats as usual.

474
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:47,230
Uh,okay. Sure.

475
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,100
- Good,good,good.
- I will see you.

476
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:51,140
Thank you,mr. Schofield,for your time.

477
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:52,230
Much appreciated.

478
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,000
Oh,and tell me,um,

479
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,850
How's your gay son?

480
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:59,500
Excuse me?

481
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,280
I color code all my info.

482
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,730
I wrote "gay son" in green.

483
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,060
Green means go,

484
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,590
So i know to go ahead
and shut up about it.

485
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,580
Orange means "orange you
glad you didn't bring it up?"

486
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,880
Most colors mean "don't say it."

487
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:17,900
How is tom,the homosexual sophomore?

488
00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:21,180
I wanted to start a company,not a war,

489
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,600
Because in a war,

490
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:26,920
You always fight those
you are closest to.

491
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:29,720
And the great tragedy of the civil war

492
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,750
Is that brother fought ainst brother.

493
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,370
For what? What purpose did that serve?

494
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,680
Apart from abolishing slavery?

495
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,640
In that case,war was the right choice.

496
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,110
This doesn't feel as important,though.

497
00:20:42,970 --> 00:20:45,510
That's just how the world works,i guess.

498
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:49,570
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