Beanie kid

>you WON'T believe this
>but first
>listen
>actually, lemme say this
>the mainstream media is terrible
>anyway, let's read this Buzzfeed article
>check this out
>SLAMS
>I'll tell you what, man
>the point is
>civil war
>but you know what
>I grew up on the South Side of Chicago
>it's complicated
>lemme lemme lemme think of it this way
>as a moderate
>orange man bad, but not that bad
>look
>here’s the thing
>*adjusts eyeglasses*
>I kid you not
>I’m mixed-race
>I can't pronounce the name of this article's author
>let's read on
>woke outrage
>culture wars
>I'm just some dude who makes videos in the back of a van
>full stop
>I guess what I’m trying to say is this
>I'm a high school dropout
>I used to work for VICE
>I was homeless
>get woke go broke
>it's nuanced
>"Harumph," I say!
>I try to keep these short
>get a copy editor
>let me break it down for you
>food analogy
>horseshoe theory
>left is eating itself
>that's nuts
>I dunno, man
>it’s actually kinda scary
>Marvel movie analogy
>*claps hands together*
>I will say this
>I can respect that
>but at the end of the day
>I'm a milquetoast fencer-sitter
>abortion good, death penalty bad
>i'll wrap this up
>I've never taken a vacation
>check out my van
>my skater friends who are not into politics
>the Democrats have become insane and possibly evil
>I think.....but I could be wrong
>but I'm still not going to vote for the only person that could possibly check their bullshit
>you get the point
>I'll leave it there
>head over to patreon and timcast.com
>I have a crypto option, a paypal option
>share this video
>the YooToob Al Gore Rhythm
>check out the podcast
>stick around
>next segment is coming up at 6 PM over at youtube dot com slash timcastnews
>it is a different channel
>i'll see you there
>thanks for hangin' out
>THE END