The 10 commandments of a true distrohound
0. A true distrohound never updates his current installation
1. A true distrohound does nothing but install distros
2. A true distrohound never installs Ubuntu
3. A true distrohound never spends more than a week installing a distro
4. A true distrohound spends zero hours using a distro except for changing root password
5. A true distrohound is hotwired to distrowatch, but only ever installs the bottom rated distros
6. A true distrohound is big in Japan
7. A true distrohound can never truly finish installing Gentoo(core dump while compiling libc)
8. A true distrohound has trolled every major thread. Ever. Everywhere.
9. A true distrohound has Slackware code tattooed in secret places.