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- Hey, Stifler, how come Steve
- got all the talent in your family?
- 2
- 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:04,858
- Bite me, Fuck Face.
- Come on, man, you're missing it.
- 3
- 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:08,361
- I've seen it a million times,
- you fucking ass-booger.
- 4
- 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:12,282
- Steve is like a filmmaking genius.
- A true American hero.
- 5
- 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:13,908
- The Tarantino of titties.
- 6
- 00:01:13,992 --> 00:01:16,369
- Yeah, there's just no way
- you could ever be this good.
- 7
- 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,996
- Hey, look, I'm going to prove to Steve...
- 8
- 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:21,249
- that I'm up to the standards
- of the Stiffmeister Productions.
- 9
- 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:24,002
- After Steve sees my directing talent...
- 10
- 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:27,547
- - little bro's joining the family business.
- - Is that what he said?
- 11
- 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:31,801
- - He finally called you back?
- - No, but I left him another message.
- 12
- 00:01:33,428 --> 00:01:36,723
- He'll get back to me.
- It's only been three weeks.
- 13
- 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:43,146
- Gentle-fucks, a toast.
- Tomorrow, we begin our reign as seniors.
- 14
- 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:47,460
- Okay, people, let's take a break.
- 15
- 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:52,173
- Remember, we play this at the end of
- the ceremony after Pomp and Circumstance.
- 16
- 00:02:52,257 --> 00:02:54,509
- I don't want anyone starting
- the wrong song again.
- 17
- 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:57,554
- - Elyse, you need to relax, girl.
- - I'm fine.
- 18
- 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,807
- I just... You know,
- it's my first time up here, and...
- 19
- 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,601
- Yeah, but it's graduation.
- It ain't the Boston Pops.
- 20
- 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:06,896
- This performance sets the tone
- for our senior year. I mean...
- 21
- 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:11,693
- Look, you just remember
- that everybody here is pulling for you.
- 22
- 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:18,366
- Dork. Dork. Dork. Goose.
- 23
- 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:22,954
- - I like them feisty.
- - What're you doing here, Stifler?
- 24
- 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,665
- We just want to say sayonara,
- and let you fuck-necks know...
- 25
- 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:30,670
- we plan on winning the state title, now that
- the Stiffmeister's running the show.
- 26
- 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:34,757
- - Adios, butt-hugger.
- - He's a bigger asshole than his brother.
- 27
- 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,180
- Holy shit, Arrianna.
- 28
- 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,308
- Matt, what're you doing here?
- 29
- 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:47,687
- Oh, we just want to make sure
- the seniors have a very memorable last day.
- 30
- 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,732
- That's cool. So, there's a campout tonight...
- 31
- 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:53,902
- and it's only for the grads,
- but you could come.
- 32
- 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,654
- Let me check my schedule. Hell, yeah.
- 33
- 00:03:57,947 --> 00:04:01,784
- Bring your sleeping bag,
- in case we decide to pitch a tent.
- 34
- 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:10,627
- Check it out. Perfect timing.
- This is going to be classic.
- 35
- 00:04:11,211 --> 00:04:14,589
- Time to initiate
- Operation Gradu-fuck-uation.
- 36
- 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,219
- This is gonna be awesome.
- 37
- 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,137
- - Shit.
- - Oh, yeah! Jackpot!
- 38
- 00:04:21,471 --> 00:04:25,350
- Payback, seniors.
- Don't get that pepper spray on your hands.
- 39
- 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:31,314
- A graduation gift from the Stiffmeister.
- 40
- 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:37,403
- Dude, we should've sprayed
- the diplomas.
- 41
- 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:41,282
- Sorry, bandees.
- 42
- 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:50,208
- Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.
- It's a Steely Dan.
- 43
- 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:53,711
- - A what?
- - It's a double-headed dildo.
- 44
- 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,922
- It's a dildo. It's a dildo.
- 45
- 00:04:56,548 --> 00:04:58,800
- - Holy shit.
- - It's even got a name.
- 46
- 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,553
- Picardo?
- 47
- 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:05,056
- - Spray that shit.
- - Fuck, no. Finders keepers.
- 48
- 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,726
- Okay, everybody, Pomp and
- Circumstance. Five-minute warning. Let's go.
- 49
- 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,145
- The bandees. Let's get out of here.
- 50
- 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:17,318
- - Matt?
- - Leesy.
- 51
- 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:21,823
- How they hanging?
- Still small and perky, I see.
- 52
- 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:24,325
- - That's funny.
- - Yeah.
- 53
- 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:29,372
- - What're you doing here, Matt?
- - I just came by to wish you good luck.
- 54
- 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:32,000
- - You know, on the whole music thing.
- - Good luck?
- 55
- 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,878
- You haven't said a word to me
- since the eighth grade.
- 56
- 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:38,006
- Yeah, and that tone of voice
- is exactly the reason why.
- 57
- 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:40,466
- So, I'm going to take off now.
- 58
- 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:48,725
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- please rise to honor our graduates.
- 59
- 00:05:48,808 --> 00:05:50,476
- Douchebag's gonna miss it.
- 60
- 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:04,574
- Oh, yes.
- 61
- 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:09,579
- Are they crying?
- 62
- 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,708
- Holy shit!
- 63
- 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:21,674
- Yes!
- 64
- 00:06:43,154 --> 00:06:44,906
- Eat shit, seniors.
- 65
- 00:07:05,051 --> 00:07:06,094
- Uh oh!
- 66
- 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,721
- Stifler!
- 67
- 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:15,061
- I've been waiting for this moment
- for a very long time.
- 68
- 00:07:16,312 --> 00:07:19,107
- And now, the day of reckoning has come.
- 69
- 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,903
- Hello, Matthew.
- 70
- 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,823
- Your brother must be very proud.
- 71
- 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,744
- You've continued his legacy.
- 72
- 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:34,914
- Tormenting the innocent...
- 73
- 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:38,626
- defiling all that is good and pure.
- 74
- 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:44,757
- But now, you're going down.
- 75
- 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:49,053
- What're you going to do,
- expel me, Shermanator?
- 76
- 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,391
- I am a sophisticated counseling machine...
- 77
- 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:57,228
- sent back in time
- to guide young and innocent minds.
- 78
- 00:07:57,604 --> 00:08:02,609
- My primary directive is to protect
- the students of this institution...
- 79
- 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,362
- and all, indeed all mankind...
- 80
- 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:10,033
- from the menace that is another Stifler.
- 81
- 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,827
- Behavior modification is required.
- 82
- 00:08:13,161 --> 00:08:15,997
- It's not too late to change your future.
- 83
- 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:22,712
- No, expulsion would be too easy.
- 84
- 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:29,177
- I know the perfect punishment
- to fit your crime.
- 85
- 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,807
- Since you have so much trouble
- with the band...
- 86
- 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:37,685
- perhaps you should make friends with them.
- 87
- 00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:39,437
- No fucking way.
- 88
- 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:45,902
- Either you learn to be more considerate
- or you will be expelled.
- 89
- 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,238
- No football.
- 90
- 00:08:49,197 --> 00:08:50,406
- No parties.
- 91
- 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:52,325
- No spring break.
- 92
- 00:08:53,076 --> 00:08:55,662
- No graduation.
- 93
- 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,622
- No college.
- 94
- 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,415
- No coeds.
- 95
- 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:01,709
- Comprende?
- 96
- 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,466
- Pack your bags, Stifler.
- 97
- 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,803
- - You're going to Band Camp.
- - Band Camp!
- 98
- 00:09:18,518 --> 00:09:20,854
- Bullshit, trash.
- 99
- 00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:27,026
- All right, Steve! Valley Girls Gone Wild.
- 100
- 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:29,821
- Fuck.
- 101
- 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:49,841
- Told you Steve'd get back to me.
- 102
- 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:51,301
- I mean, it was just a postcard...
- 103
- 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:53,595
- but it gave me a great idea.
- 104
- 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:54,804
- Look...
- 105
- 00:09:54,888 --> 00:09:57,015
- Steve's shit-head friend, Jim...
- 106
- 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:59,559
- he married
- this freaking nympho band-geek, Michelle.
- 107
- 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,562
- And he said
- all they do at Band Camp is screw 24/7.
- 108
- 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:06,774
- Matt, buddy, you cannot screw band chicks.
- There are standards.
- 109
- 00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:11,571
- I'm not talking about screwing them,
- scrotum-breath.
- 110
- 00:10:11,696 --> 00:10:14,240
- I'm talking about videotaping them.
- 111
- 00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:17,869
- People love to see dorks doing
- that freaky shit on hidden video.
- 112
- 00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:21,789
- Bandeez Gone Wild.
- Steve's gonna have some competition now...
- 113
- 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,542
- because little bro's
- joining the family business.
- 114
- 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,424
- Yeah, Spy Chest.
- 115
- 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,635
- Secret Video.
- 116
- 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,513
- Hell, yeah.
- 117
- 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:41,518
- Color night vision? I'll take it. Shit.
- 118
- 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,486
- How about tomorrow?
- This is going be great.
- 119
- 00:11:33,570 --> 00:11:36,531
- Welcome to Tall Oaks 2005.
- 120
- 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,535
- Let's hear it from Lloyd Memorial High.
- 121
- 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:43,037
- L- L-O-Y-D!
- 122
- 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,331
- L- L-O-Y-D!
- 123
- 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,334
- - Mount St. Marie.
- - Mount St. Marie!
- 124
- 00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:49,878
- Mount St. Marie!
- 125
- 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:51,588
- East Great Falls High.
- 126
- 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,673
- East Great Falls!
- 127
- 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:55,717
- East Great Falls!
- 128
- 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:59,888
- And five-time defending
- Tall Oaks Cup Champion...
- 129
- 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,973
- Beechwood Academy.
- 130
- 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,809
- We're Number One! We're Number One!
- We're Number One!
- 131
- 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,102
- Okay, settle down.
- 132
- 00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:09,272
- Now, as you know, each year...
- 133
- 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:12,400
- one senior Tall Oaks composer is awarded...
- 134
- 00:12:12,483 --> 00:12:16,988
- a full scholarship
- to the prestigious Robards Conservatory.
- 135
- 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,240
- Elyse, this is your year to win.
- 136
- 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:22,535
- This year, Dr. Susan Choi,
- president of Robards...
- 137
- 00:12:22,619 --> 00:12:25,538
- will judge the compositions herself.
- 138
- 00:12:25,622 --> 00:12:30,126
- And let's not forget to welcome
- the Tall Oaks Camp Counselors.
- 139
- 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:41,679
- If you visit our infirmary, Nurse Sanders
- will take care of your every need.
- 140
- 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:48,937
- Okay, so let's work hard,
- and may the best band win.
- 141
- 00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:58,029
- You guys ready?
- 142
- 00:13:16,756 --> 00:13:18,341
- What the fuck?
- 143
- 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:21,094
- Are you a rookie? You look lost.
- 144
- 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:25,223
- Are you an asshole?
- You're hairy, and you smell like shit.
- 145
- 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:30,019
- I'll ignore that kind of talk once.
- 146
- 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,314
- We don't speak that way here.
- 147
- 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:37,861
- Rookies are to wear their beanies
- at all times. Those are the rules.
- 148
- 00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:40,738
- And who made you
- the mayor of Geek Town?
- 149
- 00:13:41,573 --> 00:13:45,702
- I'm Brandon Vandecamp,
- senior drum major, Beechwood Academy...
- 150
- 00:13:45,785 --> 00:13:47,537
- and the president of the Tall Oaks Council.
- 151
- 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:51,624
- Oh, and who are they, Mr. President?
- The First Lady and Vice Pussy?
- 152
- 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:59,132
- Suits you well.
- 153
- 00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:04,012
- Golly, jeepers, thanks. Hey, you know,
- since I'm an official band geek and all...
- 154
- 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,347
- can you guess
- what my favorite piece of music is?
- 155
- 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,892
- - I have no idea.
- - The Nutcracker.
- 156
- 00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:12,395
- Step back, bitch.
- 157
- 00:14:12,478 --> 00:14:14,856
- Holy mother of Mozart.
- 158
- 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:17,901
- This is bad.
- 159
- 00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:20,653
- You didn't know Jackie Chan
- was in the house, did you boys, huh?
- 160
- 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:22,739
- Stop that. Stop that now.
- 161
- 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,158
- Those knob-slobbers started it.
- 162
- 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:27,869
- That's not true, sir.
- We simply reminded him to wear his beanie.
- 163
- 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:30,330
- And then he viciously assaulted
- Brandon's genitals.
- 164
- 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:34,876
- - That's a lie, you dick-snot.
- - Oscar, Jimmy, escort this man to see...
- 165
- 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,462
- - the Macro.
- - The what?
- 166
- 00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:40,173
- - You're dead.
- - Now, gentlemen.
- 167
- 00:14:41,007 --> 00:14:43,176
- God, Brandon, are you okay?
- 168
- 00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,763
- You want to tell me
- what the hell you're doing here, Stifler?
- 169
- 00:14:46,846 --> 00:14:49,390
- It don't matter, Big O.
- He ain't gonna be here long.
- 170
- 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,600
- - Bitch!
- - Get over here.
- 171
- 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,894
- Macro gonna fuck your ass up, fool.
- 172
- 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:55,563
- - What the fuck's a macro?
- - The Macro.
- 173
- 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:57,857
- Morale And Conflict Resolution Officer.
- 174
- 00:14:57,941 --> 00:15:00,318
- I heard this one time,
- this kid went into that office...
- 175
- 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,153
- a baritone and came out a soprano.
- 176
- 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:05,198
- - Clarinet up the ass backwards, yo.
- - What?
- 177
- 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,082
- Pussies.
- 178
- 00:15:27,971 --> 00:15:29,347
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- 179
- 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,685
- Frankenstein. Scary stuff.
- 180
- 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,355
- I am just a Boris Karloff nut.
- 181
- 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:41,734
- - I'm the Macro, Mr. Levenstein.
- - Holy shit, you're Jim's dad.
- 182
- 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:45,280
- He screwed that redheaded nympho chick
- at my lake house.
- 183
- 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:49,075
- - Oh, my, you're not a Stifler?
- - Yeah, I'm Steve's brother, Matt.
- 184
- 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:54,122
- - There are two Stiflers?
- - Yes, sir. Hey, what're you doing here?
- 185
- 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:58,209
- Oh, well, Jim is now out of the house,
- married to Michelle...
- 186
- 00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:01,462
- that redheaded nympho chick
- that you spoke of.
- 187
- 00:16:02,714 --> 00:16:05,675
- And, being a former
- Tall Oaks Counselor of the Year...
- 188
- 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:10,889
- she was hired to be the Macro this summer,
- but she got pregnant.
- 189
- 00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:14,684
- No doubt due to the tendencies
- you alluded to earlier.
- 190
- 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,812
- And I have a great rapport with
- young people...
- 191
- 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,315
- so I just stepped in and volunteered.
- 192
- 00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:23,943
- That cretin is not in our band,
- and we are not responsible for his actions.
- 193
- 00:16:24,027 --> 00:16:26,779
- - Who pissed in your piccolo?
- - I'm sensing some hostility here.
- 194
- 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:28,198
- - He poisoned my band.
- - What?
- 195
- 00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:31,284
- - I'm the Macro and it's my job to deal with...
- - What is he doing here?
- 196
- 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,787
- - Matt Stifler is pure evil just like his brother.
- ... conflict.
- 197
- 00:16:34,871 --> 00:16:36,372
- Thanks, Leesy.
- 198
- 00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:42,754
- She seems nice.
- 199
- 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,173
- There are rules, of course.
- 200
- 00:16:45,256 --> 00:16:46,966
- - You will have to wear a beanie.
- - Yeah.
- 201
- 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,470
- Oh, I know. It's a little silly,
- but it's tradition here...
- 202
- 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:54,182
- something you're familiar with,
- being on the football team, I'm sure...
- 203
- 00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:57,810
- with your elephant walks and circle jerks
- and drinking butt beer.
- 204
- 00:16:57,894 --> 00:17:00,230
- But here, you just have to wear
- a silly little hat and...
- 205
- 00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:02,857
- - a somewhat stylish Tall Oaks T-shirt.
- - Yeah.
- 206
- 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,527
- So, just go with the flow, Matt...
- 207
- 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,029
- and you will have loads of fun...
- 208
- 00:17:08,404 --> 00:17:11,449
- and you'll be making new friends in no time.
- 209
- 00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:21,334
- Hey, Ernie Kaplowitz, tenor sax.
- 210
- 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:25,255
- Cool! I'm a rookie here, too.
- 211
- 00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:29,425
- I really wanted to come last year,
- but Computer Camp conflicted, and...
- 212
- 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:33,721
- Oh, yeah, that was here when I arrived.
- I think it has your name on it.
- 213
- 00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:37,267
- What is it?
- 214
- 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:42,689
- Hi, welcome to Casa de Stifler.
- I'll be your host, Matt.
- 215
- 00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:46,401
- Every day here, I'll make it my sincere goal
- not to have to kick your ass.
- 216
- 00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:49,320
- Allow me to show you
- to your new accommodations.
- 217
- 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:52,991
- When I'm out here, you're in there.
- 218
- 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,244
- Have a great day, fucko.
- 219
- 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:57,745
- I don't...
- 220
- 00:18:01,165 --> 00:18:02,333
- Okay...
- 221
- 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,085
- I'll just go and put this stuff away for you.
- 222
- 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:05,420
- All right. Bandee-vision.
- 223
- 00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:12,468
- This is a 1978 Ohio State show...
- 224
- 00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:13,928
- The Wizard Of Oz.
- 225
- 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:17,765
- The one where the sousaphone player
- forgot to dot the I? Oh, hey.
- 226
- 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,478
- Yeah, right. Freaks.
- 227
- 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,941
- Never fear, the Stiffmeister's here.
- 228
- 00:18:27,025 --> 00:18:30,195
- Band Camp just got
- a whole lot better, ladies.
- 229
- 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,906
- You're Steve Stifler's younger brother,
- aren't you?
- 230
- 00:18:32,989 --> 00:18:34,824
- - Young and hung.
- - Great.
- 231
- 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:38,286
- - Could you send him a message for me?
- - No problem, senorita.
- 232
- 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:49,881
- Well, it looks like Steve gave someone
- the old Stifler bang-and-boot.
- 233
- 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,260
- - Is there a problem here?
- - No, everything's fine.
- 234
- 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:59,557
- - Have fun at Band Camp.
- - Thank you, I will.
- 235
- 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,897
- - Later.
- - Word.
- 236
- 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:09,192
- You need to start showing some respect
- around here, Stifler.
- 237
- 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:12,695
- You need to show yourself
- back to your table, Big Dog.
- 238
- 00:19:12,779 --> 00:19:14,614
- Out of my way, Yo.
- 239
- 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:20,036
- Hola, chicas.
- Elyse, so good to see you again.
- 240
- 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:23,498
- So, what's going on tonight?
- We gonna party, get a little crazy?
- 241
- 00:19:23,581 --> 00:19:26,167
- Who wants to rack up
- a few frequent fucker miles?
- 242
- 00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:29,337
- - You know, you are the most...
- - Most sexy man ever to come to Band Camp.
- 243
- 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:33,466
- - What? Chloe, he is so obnoxious.
- - Sexy obnoxious.
- 244
- 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,636
- - Thank you.
- - I'm tired of messing around with these...
- 245
- 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,638
- dorky-ass nice guys...
- 246
- 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,015
- and sensitive-artist types.
- 247
- 00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:45,937
- - Let's party with a real hombre tonight.
- - Hell, yeah. That's me:
- 248
- 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:50,483
- - 100% hombre.
- - All right, my room, 8:00.
- 249
- 00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:55,321
- Great first day, campers.
- This is your Macro speaking...
- 250
- 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:58,950
- and, hey, morale
- couldn't have been higher today.
- 251
- 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,786
- So hop in the sack,
- and get a good night's sleep because...
- 252
- 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:06,124
- starting tomorrow, we have
- many, many exciting activities planned...
- 253
- 00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:09,961
- not the least of which is
- the race for the Tall Oaks Cup.
- 254
- 00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:12,172
- So let the games begin.
- 255
- 00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:16,426
- Bandeez Gone Wild.
- Scene One. Party hombre.
- 256
- 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:25,643
- It's called Strip Trivia. We made it up.
- It's a Band Camp tradition.
- 257
- 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:30,273
- "Fourth and Long," "Sextuplets,"
- "Banging Babes," and "Who Blew Me?"
- 258
- 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,568
- This looks like my kind of game.
- Shall we play?
- 259
- 00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,572
- You sit in the middle.
- Your game, my seating chart.
- 260
- 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,240
- Sit a little closer, ladies.
- 261
- 00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:41,659
- Don't be scared. It's all right.
- 262
- 00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:42,911
- Okay...
- 263
- 00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:46,206
- the rules are simple.
- You choose a category and a question...
- 264
- 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:48,750
- and every time you miss, you strip.
- 265
- 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:49,918
- Hell, yeah.
- 266
- 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,671
- - I'll go first. "Who Blew Me?"
- - Good.
- 267
- 00:20:56,966 --> 00:21:01,429
- I am a silver Stradivarius trumpet
- played by a Pulitzer Prize winner.
- 268
- 00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:03,806
- Who blew me?
- 269
- 00:21:03,973 --> 00:21:06,476
- - Yeah, like I'd know.
- - Sorry.
- 270
- 00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:08,144
- Lose the shoes, and pick again.
- 271
- 00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:10,188
- You didn't tell me this shit was about music.
- 272
- 00:21:10,271 --> 00:21:13,900
- - Well, it is Band Camp, moron.
- - Hey, to be fair...
- 273
- 00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:17,237
- maybe we should just give him a head start.
- 274
- 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:22,492
- All right. Yeah.
- 275
- 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,453
- Okay, all right. All right.
- 276
- 00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,958
- What's wrong with you?
- Scared to show off the mosquito bites?
- 277
- 00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,794
- I've matured since the fourth grade, Matt.
- Have you?
- 278
- 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:35,922
- Oh, I've got 10 pounds of dangling maturity
- right here, Leesy.
- 279
- 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:38,967
- - Quit calling me that.
- - Okay, okay, moving on.
- 280
- 00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:43,930
- - Matt, just pick another question, please.
- - All right, screw it. Whatever.
- 281
- 00:21:44,556 --> 00:21:46,766
- There you go. Suck on that.
- 282
- 00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:51,062
- - Fourth and Long.
- - Sure, no problem.
- 283
- 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:58,862
- Of Beethoven's major symphonies,
- which has the longest fourth movement?
- 284
- 00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:01,656
- All right, I see where this is going.
- 285
- 00:22:01,739 --> 00:22:04,450
- Fine, you win.
- 286
- 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:10,164
- I free ball, ladies.
- 287
- 00:22:10,832 --> 00:22:15,044
- Got to let the big boys breathe.
- All right, we play by my rules now.
- 288
- 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:18,423
- Football questions only.
- Prepare to strip, ladies.
- 289
- 00:22:19,174 --> 00:22:22,802
- - Wait. But first, does anybody want a beer?
- - I do.
- 290
- 00:22:23,261 --> 00:22:28,224
- The counselors have a secret stash
- in the fridge across the hall.
- 291
- 00:22:28,391 --> 00:22:32,270
- - Would you mind?
- - Now we're talking about a fucking party.
- 292
- 00:22:32,353 --> 00:22:34,147
- Stiffy'll be back in a jiffy.
- 293
- 00:22:36,441 --> 00:22:39,027
- I mean, there's nobody around...
- 294
- 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:41,529
- and we haven't seen your best side yet.
- 295
- 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:50,371
- Yes! We got him.
- 296
- 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:54,292
- So busted.
- 297
- 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,594
- Man, big boys, wake up.
- 298
- 00:23:04,677 --> 00:23:07,180
- Just gotta turn down the A.C. In there, huh?
- 299
- 00:23:07,263 --> 00:23:08,431
- Good night, girls.
- 300
- 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:18,441
- Sorry, asshole, game's over.
- 301
- 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:23,071
- Yeah, the big boys
- will love the long walk home.
- 302
- 00:23:23,947 --> 00:23:25,740
- Room check, girls.
- 303
- 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,326
- Oh, shit.
- 304
- 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,912
- - Ditch his clothes.
- - Out the window.
- 305
- 00:23:31,663 --> 00:23:34,123
- All right, who wants a long neck?
- 306
- 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:42,757
- Nurse Sanders.
- 307
- 00:23:45,552 --> 00:23:48,054
- - They set me up.
- - He attacked us with pepper spray...
- 308
- 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,849
- - and ruined our graduation.
- - I went there for a friendly game...
- 309
- 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,016
- Hold it. Hold it. Kids.
- 310
- 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:54,143
- Okay...
- 311
- 00:23:54,394 --> 00:23:56,145
- where are your clothes?
- 312
- 00:23:58,815 --> 00:24:00,275
- I have them.
- 313
- 00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:02,902
- - May I ask why?
- - Well, they got me naked...
- 314
- 00:24:02,986 --> 00:24:06,239
- - Oh, whatever. He took his own pants off...
- - And they stole my clothes.
- 315
- 00:24:06,322 --> 00:24:09,075
- And I got stuck up there
- with Mrs. Doubtfire checking out my...
- 316
- 00:24:15,248 --> 00:24:17,208
- Let me see if I have this straight.
- 317
- 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:22,046
- Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock
- who wears his penis on his forehead...
- 318
- 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:25,550
- just to gain the approval of
- his sociopathic brother.
- 319
- 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:29,554
- And Matt, you think Elyse
- is an uptight, geeky prude...
- 320
- 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:32,390
- who needs to loosen up and get laid.
- 321
- 00:24:32,473 --> 00:24:35,685
- Excuse the expression, dear.
- Is that close to being on the money?
- 322
- 00:24:37,437 --> 00:24:38,605
- Look, kids...
- 323
- 00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:42,650
- the only way to solve your differences...
- 324
- 00:24:43,318 --> 00:24:44,986
- is by working together.
- 325
- 00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:47,947
- So why don't you start tomorrow...
- 326
- 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:51,451
- by putting one foot in front of the other?
- 327
- 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,915
- Left flank hut.
- 328
- 00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:00,877
- Turn and hut.
- 329
- 00:25:08,551 --> 00:25:09,802
- What the fuck!
- 330
- 00:25:11,346 --> 00:25:13,181
- Band 10 hut!
- 331
- 00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:14,474
- Holy shit.
- 332
- 00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:18,561
- When I yell "band 10 hut,"
- you snap firmly at attention.
- 333
- 00:25:18,645 --> 00:25:22,357
- - You want to see me firmly at attention?
- - I already have. I wasn't impressed.
- 334
- 00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:26,486
- Look...
- 335
- 00:25:27,362 --> 00:25:29,322
- we've never beaten Beechwood, okay?
- 336
- 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,158
- For some of us, it's our last shot.
- 337
- 00:25:34,953 --> 00:25:36,538
- Just stop screwing up, okay?
- 338
- 00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:38,039
- Yeah, asshole.
- 339
- 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,877
- Okay, people, back to work, let's go.
- Whatever.
- 340
- 00:25:42,961 --> 00:25:44,337
- I don't need this shit.
- 341
- 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:46,881
- Reset the block. Front ranks, right here.
- 342
- 00:26:00,854 --> 00:26:02,188
- Housekeeping.
- 343
- 00:26:29,632 --> 00:26:32,051
- Oscar, brought me something to drink?
- 344
- 00:26:32,343 --> 00:26:35,346
- - Come on.
- - Good looking out, baby.
- 345
- 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:39,684
- Hey, it's Ernie Crapowitz.
- 346
- 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,896
- So you finally came out of the closet.
- Good for you.
- 347
- 00:26:44,272 --> 00:26:46,816
- Look, I want to know
- what goes on at night, all right?
- 348
- 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,527
- All the crazy shit.
- Naked pillow fights, whatever.
- 349
- 00:26:49,611 --> 00:26:53,114
- Do I look like the guy that's in charge of
- the naked pillow fights, huh?
- 350
- 00:26:53,198 --> 00:26:54,741
- It's my first time here.
- 351
- 00:26:54,824 --> 00:26:56,034
- Notice the beanie?
- 352
- 00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:57,243
- Yes.
- 353
- 00:26:58,203 --> 00:26:59,662
- Yes, I do.
- 354
- 00:26:59,746 --> 00:27:03,124
- Yes, speaking of beanies,
- where's yours, Stifler?
- 355
- 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,418
- You still not following the rules, huh?
- 356
- 00:27:05,502 --> 00:27:07,420
- - Let's see.
- - Look. He's getting in trouble again.
- 357
- 00:27:07,504 --> 00:27:10,924
- No standard-issue Tall Oaks T-shirt
- and no beanie.
- 358
- 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:14,344
- I believe that's two points from Great Falls,
- Mr. Nelson.
- 359
- 00:27:14,594 --> 00:27:16,471
- Tell you what, Vande-cramp...
- 360
- 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:19,599
- what if I took his beanie...
- 361
- 00:27:19,682 --> 00:27:22,435
- and put it on my weenie?
- 362
- 00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:26,606
- How do you like that Vande-cramp?
- It's on my head, right?
- 363
- 00:27:26,773 --> 00:27:29,025
- Make it five points from Great Falls.
- 364
- 00:27:29,192 --> 00:27:30,485
- Five points.
- 365
- 00:27:30,568 --> 00:27:33,738
- Man, this place sucks donkey ass.
- 366
- 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:40,578
- Put your beanie on, Son.
- 367
- 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:48,378
- Five points.
- 368
- 00:28:11,734 --> 00:28:14,028
- Stay still. Stop moving.
- 369
- 00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:15,864
- He ain't going nowhere now.
- 370
- 00:28:15,947 --> 00:28:19,284
- This isn't your world. This is our
- world, and we don't want you in it.
- 371
- 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,619
- You already cost us
- five points in the standings.
- 372
- 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:23,496
- We can't have that.
- 373
- 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:25,456
- Set the man up with his beanie.
- 374
- 00:28:33,214 --> 00:28:35,133
- Now you're representing, fool.
- 375
- 00:28:35,216 --> 00:28:36,509
- And this toothpaste...
- 376
- 00:28:36,593 --> 00:28:39,304
- this will make up
- for the pepper spray, asshole.
- 377
- 00:28:53,193 --> 00:28:54,736
- Oh, shit.
- 378
- 00:28:55,445 --> 00:28:57,864
- I'll get the paint thinner
- from maintenance.
- 379
- 00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:00,825
- Animals.
- 380
- 00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:15,423
- Matt, you were sent here...
- 381
- 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,300
- to make a change.
- 382
- 00:29:17,467 --> 00:29:21,221
- And, so far, you've only had
- your sinuses sanitized. So...
- 383
- 00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:24,015
- I think it's time to try a new approach.
- 384
- 00:29:24,474 --> 00:29:26,267
- Make some friends.
- 385
- 00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:29,854
- Earn their trust.
- 386
- 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:34,400
- Why would I want to earn their trust?
- 387
- 00:29:37,654 --> 00:29:39,197
- Good.
- 388
- 00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:45,411
- Welcome to Stifler-vision.
- 389
- 00:29:45,495 --> 00:29:47,997
- I think there's
- a cymbal class at 1:00.
- 390
- 00:29:48,164 --> 00:29:49,374
- I hate that.
- 391
- 00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:51,668
- Yeah, but it's better than
- the bass drum relay.
- 392
- 00:29:51,751 --> 00:29:53,002
- Yeah, that's true.
- 393
- 00:29:57,549 --> 00:29:59,759
- Yours look totally fantastic.
- 394
- 00:29:59,843 --> 00:30:03,096
- Two for the price of one.
- My left one's bigger, see?
- 395
- 00:30:03,179 --> 00:30:06,099
- Yeah, mine, too, baby.
- They can totally fix that.
- 396
- 00:30:06,182 --> 00:30:07,934
- No!
- Want to see?
- 397
- 00:30:08,017 --> 00:30:10,603
- I used to be...
- Lens fog. No!
- 398
- 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:25,785
- What is that thing, butt weasel?
- Yeah, it's the KR3, baby.
- 399
- 00:30:25,869 --> 00:30:29,539
- The Kaplowitz Remote Robotic Rover.
- And you are so busted.
- 400
- 00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:33,209
- - Hey, Oscar, somebody call the Macro.
- - Dude, please, shut up.
- 401
- 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:37,046
- Pull your panties out of your ass.
- I can help you with that chick.
- 402
- 00:30:40,842 --> 00:30:41,926
- What chick?
- 403
- 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:44,512
- Dude, the one with all the tattoos.
- The Tubanator.
- 404
- 00:30:44,596 --> 00:30:46,055
- Her name is Chloe.
- 405
- 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:50,059
- Come on, man. I can help.
- I'm the Stiffmeister.
- 406
- 00:30:50,143 --> 00:30:52,937
- - Master of love and romance.
- - Bullshit.
- 407
- 00:30:53,104 --> 00:30:57,567
- I nailed three cheerleaders in one week
- on spring break. College cheerleaders.
- 408
- 00:31:08,077 --> 00:31:10,580
- And I know why your camera spritzed out.
- 409
- 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,251
- Dude, this thing is awesome.
- 410
- 00:31:15,835 --> 00:31:18,922
- - You ever use this to look up chicks' skirts?
- - No.
- 411
- 00:31:19,005 --> 00:31:21,382
- But I did use it to win
- the State Science Fair last year.
- 412
- 00:31:21,466 --> 00:31:23,760
- And I'm hoping it gets me into MIT next fall.
- 413
- 00:31:23,843 --> 00:31:25,887
- I really want to work for NASA.
- 414
- 00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:28,598
- National Anal Sex Association?
- 415
- 00:31:28,806 --> 00:31:30,558
- No it's Space...
- 416
- 00:31:31,351 --> 00:31:36,022
- - There's an Anal Sex Association?
- - Oh, yeah, but you've got to be a pro.
- 417
- 00:31:37,607 --> 00:31:39,776
- Wait, there's a Space Association?
- 418
- 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:43,279
- You were supposed to use this.
- 419
- 00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:48,785
- - See, it's got an anti-fog lens. Duh.
- - Yeah, good.
- 420
- 00:31:49,869 --> 00:31:54,749
- - Can the robot record?
- - All right, so, what are your intentions?
- 421
- 00:31:56,209 --> 00:31:58,711
- With the video, I mean. What are you doing?
- 422
- 00:31:58,795 --> 00:32:00,338
- Oh, it's just for fun.
- 423
- 00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:04,092
- I mean, who doesn't like to look
- at hot naked chicks, right?
- 424
- 00:32:05,552 --> 00:32:08,137
- Keep it between us, and I'll let you watch.
- 425
- 00:32:08,429 --> 00:32:12,058
- Plus, I'll have you giving Chloe
- the pelvic noogie inside a week.
- 426
- 00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,311
- Hey, Stifler. Phone.
- 427
- 00:32:15,478 --> 00:32:17,313
- We're in Detroit!
- 428
- 00:32:17,939 --> 00:32:20,650
- Locked into sweet Brazilian rum.
- 429
- 00:32:20,733 --> 00:32:23,486
- I'm fucking fubar, man!
- 430
- 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:27,907
- I sent you rum today.
- Could come in handy in Dorksville.
- 431
- 00:32:27,991 --> 00:32:29,659
- This place blows.
- 432
- 00:32:30,869 --> 00:32:32,579
- Hey, my roommate, Dr. Robot...
- 433
- 00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:34,831
- busted me taping some college chicks
- in the shower.
- 434
- 00:32:34,914 --> 00:32:37,041
- So now I have to be all nice to him and shit.
- 435
- 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:40,503
- And I'm not getting any good footage
- 'cause these fucking bandees hate me.
- 436
- 00:32:42,213 --> 00:32:44,424
- Think of it
- like trying to hook up with a virgin.
- 437
- 00:32:44,507 --> 00:32:48,094
- Act like you give a shit about them
- until they bring you into the good stuff.
- 438
- 00:32:48,178 --> 00:32:50,054
- Earn their trust?
- 439
- 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,640
- Dude, that could work.
- 440
- 00:32:52,765 --> 00:32:55,310
- I'll be an undercover bandee fucker.
- 441
- 00:32:56,227 --> 00:32:59,731
- Hello, everyone.
- Isn't it a peachy day here at Band Camp?
- 442
- 00:32:59,939 --> 00:33:03,818
- Band buds. How's it going? Yo.
- 443
- 00:33:04,569 --> 00:33:08,531
- Hey, I just want to say thanks
- for the little wakeup call. You kidders.
- 444
- 00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:12,744
- Hey, I can finally hear
- the music calling me, okay?
- 445
- 00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:16,831
- There. Hear it? Yeah. Me, too.
- 446
- 00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:21,753
- So I'm a totally new man, and... By the way,
- you both look great in pantyhose.
- 447
- 00:33:32,138 --> 00:33:35,433
- - What are you doing?
- - Awaiting my marching lesson, ma'am.
- 448
- 00:33:35,517 --> 00:33:37,977
- Look, Matt, I really don't have time for this
- right now.
- 449
- 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:41,606
- No, look, I figure I'm here,
- I might as well make the best of it.
- 450
- 00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:45,109
- Matt, marching's hard, okay?
- It's not like throwing some football.
- 451
- 00:33:45,193 --> 00:33:48,863
- - Oh, you ever thrown into double coverage?
- - You ever high-stepped in double time?
- 452
- 00:33:48,947 --> 00:33:52,450
- Yes, ma'am, the time the cops chased us
- across Koreno's Creek.
- 453
- 00:33:53,076 --> 00:33:55,954
- And you got so scared, you cried.
- 454
- 00:33:56,704 --> 00:34:00,792
- - I had allergies.
- - It was winter, Mattie.
- 455
- 00:34:01,793 --> 00:34:05,255
- Well, if you don't teach me to march,
- I might just cry again.
- 456
- 00:34:08,842 --> 00:34:10,009
- Fine.
- 457
- 00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:14,347
- Left foot on one and three,
- right foot on two and four.
- 458
- 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:15,974
- You have to do math?
- 459
- 00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:28,486
- One, two, three, middle.
- One, two, three, line.
- 460
- 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,780
- Right foot on four.
- 461
- 00:34:33,032 --> 00:34:35,577
- - Keep your step size even.
- - My what?
- 462
- 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,665
- All right, there we go, little buddy.
- I'm gonna fix you up good.
- 463
- 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:46,963
- Any girl that knows how to play a tuba,
- she can do things. That's what Stifler says.
- 464
- 00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:49,674
- I don't know what it means,
- but it's got to be good.
- 465
- 00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:51,009
- You're good to go.
- 466
- 00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:52,635
- Let's go find Chloe.
- 467
- 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,649
- Holy shit.
- 468
- 00:35:07,901 --> 00:35:11,196
- What the hell? Who's doing this?
- 469
- 00:35:13,531 --> 00:35:14,657
- Take it.
- 470
- 00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:15,825
- It's okay.
- 471
- 00:35:25,502 --> 00:35:29,130
- - Thanks, little creepy machine.
- - You're welcome...
- 472
- 00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:31,216
- beautiful lady.
- 473
- 00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:50,818
- With my right, with my right,
- but I can also do it with my left, with my left.
- 474
- 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,406
- Bootie.
- 475
- 00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:57,951
- Good game.
- 476
- 00:36:04,165 --> 00:36:06,000
- You just touched my bootie.
- 477
- 00:36:13,049 --> 00:36:15,468
- - What's that?
- - Your instrument.
- 478
- 00:36:15,927 --> 00:36:17,720
- That's fucking gay.
- 479
- 00:36:18,763 --> 00:36:20,890
- - I mean lame.
- - Good.
- 480
- 00:36:21,683 --> 00:36:24,561
- Now, there are two positions.
- 481
- 00:36:25,186 --> 00:36:29,357
- Carrying position, like this,
- and playing position, like this.
- 482
- 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,234
- Now when I call, "horns up"...
- 483
- 00:36:31,317 --> 00:36:33,403
- you're gonna move your instrument out,
- and then...
- 484
- 00:36:33,486 --> 00:36:35,154
- Hello, losers.
- 485
- 00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:39,117
- Matt. Oh, my God. Matt, I am so sorry.
- 486
- 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,452
- - I think I bit a hole in my tongue.
- - Oh, let me see.
- 487
- 00:36:41,536 --> 00:36:44,080
- No, no hole.
- On today's...
- 488
- 00:36:44,163 --> 00:36:47,500
- episode wasting time on lost causes.
- 489
- 00:36:48,209 --> 00:36:52,338
- Speaking of which, I understand you
- composed the music to your show, Elyse...
- 490
- 00:36:52,422 --> 00:36:54,048
- if you call that music.
- 491
- 00:36:54,132 --> 00:36:56,593
- Yeah. That's right. I did.
- 492
- 00:36:56,676 --> 00:36:58,887
- And who'd your daddy hire
- to compose yours?
- 493
- 00:36:58,970 --> 00:37:03,933
- I'm just giving you fair warning, cupcake.
- Robards Scholarship is mine.
- 494
- 00:37:04,434 --> 00:37:05,852
- Like you need it.
- 495
- 00:37:06,144 --> 00:37:09,147
- It's not a matter of need.
- It's a matter of want.
- 496
- 00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:12,859
- - Yeah, I get what I want.
- - Why don't you shut the fuck up?
- 497
- 00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:14,194
- Matt, don't.
- 498
- 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:18,031
- - What are you going to do?
- - Kick your ass.
- 499
- 00:37:18,198 --> 00:37:19,991
- - Are you challenging me?
- - No.
- 500
- 00:37:20,074 --> 00:37:23,453
- - Yeah, what if I am?
- - No, Brandon, that is not what he's doing.
- 501
- 00:37:23,536 --> 00:37:26,372
- I accept. Amphitheatre, 5:00.
- 502
- 00:37:26,748 --> 00:37:29,626
- It's been three years
- since I've been challenged.
- 503
- 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:31,753
- We got a challenge.
- 504
- 00:37:34,464 --> 00:37:36,883
- I look forward to reminding people why.
- 505
- 00:37:37,675 --> 00:37:39,177
- East Great Falls.
- 506
- 00:37:39,469 --> 00:37:41,596
- I'll see you there, asshole.
- 507
- 00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:47,310
- - Do you know what you just did?
- - Doesn't matter. He's going down.
- 508
- 00:37:47,393 --> 00:37:50,063
- Matt, you challenged him to a duel.
- 509
- 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,564
- With swords?
- 510
- 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:56,027
- No, you idiot.
- You each get on stage and perform.
- 511
- 00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,154
- And the crowd decides who wins.
- 512
- 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:00,573
- Can't we just do keg stands?
- 513
- 00:38:01,157 --> 00:38:05,578
- Matt, this is serious, okay?
- Beechwood gets five points if he wins...
- 514
- 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:08,957
- which, you know, he will
- because he plays an instrument.
- 515
- 00:38:09,165 --> 00:38:10,959
- Well, so do I.
- 516
- 00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:14,295
- Let the Tall Oaks
- Battle Royale begin.
- 517
- 00:38:14,879 --> 00:38:17,757
- The prize is five points towards the cup.
- 518
- 00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:20,677
- Okay, Brandon, you're up first.
- 519
- 00:39:04,637 --> 00:39:05,930
- Come on!
- 520
- 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:10,810
- Suck on that, bitch.
- 521
- 00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:13,146
- Lame.
- 522
- 00:39:13,897 --> 00:39:15,481
- This is so embarrassing.
- 523
- 00:39:15,565 --> 00:39:16,816
- Okay, Brandon.
- 524
- 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,526
- Now you show him, Brandon.
- 525
- 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:37,670
- Take that!
- 526
- 00:39:49,307 --> 00:39:52,101
- Well, seems this contest is over.
- 527
- 00:39:52,769 --> 00:39:55,146
- Figures. We just lost five points.
- 528
- 00:39:57,774 --> 00:40:00,777
- And the winner by forfeit is...
- 529
- 00:40:03,279 --> 00:40:04,948
- But I know it's not his fault...
- 530
- 00:40:28,179 --> 00:40:29,931
- You don't know the words.
- 531
- 00:40:51,703 --> 00:40:53,288
- He should shave that.
- 532
- 00:40:56,124 --> 00:40:57,792
- East Great Falls!
- 533
- 00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:00,211
- East Great Falls!
- 534
- 00:41:00,503 --> 00:41:02,422
- East Great Falls!
- 535
- 00:41:03,089 --> 00:41:04,716
- East Great Falls!
- 536
- 00:41:07,886 --> 00:41:10,471
- Okay, five points to Great Falls.
- 537
- 00:41:12,348 --> 00:41:14,350
- All right, Great Falls!
- 538
- 00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:18,897
- East Great Falls!
- 539
- 00:41:21,399 --> 00:41:22,275
- East Great Falls!
- 540
- 00:41:23,318 --> 00:41:25,445
- East Great Falls!
- 541
- 00:41:25,528 --> 00:41:27,530
- East Great Falls!
- 542
- 00:41:29,115 --> 00:41:30,825
- Hey, hey...
- 543
- 00:41:30,909 --> 00:41:32,994
- - Hey.
- - What?
- 544
- 00:41:33,077 --> 00:41:35,663
- - Are you really Scottish?
- - Fuck, no.
- 545
- 00:41:36,664 --> 00:41:38,041
- My mum made me learn an instrument.
- 546
- 00:41:38,124 --> 00:41:40,001
- That's the most annoying one
- I could think of.
- 547
- 00:41:40,084 --> 00:41:43,880
- I think you were just born
- to squeeze sacks and blow pipes, Stifler.
- 548
- 00:41:44,088 --> 00:41:45,423
- Hey, Oscar.
- 549
- 00:41:50,136 --> 00:41:52,805
- How many other Oscars
- do you know? Go!
- 550
- 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:57,602
- - What's up?
- - Your drum line sounds pretty tight.
- 551
- 00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:58,770
- Oh, thanks.
- 552
- 00:41:58,853 --> 00:42:00,897
- You let me know
- if you want to learn some new moves.
- 553
- 00:42:01,105 --> 00:42:02,232
- Really?
- 554
- 00:42:02,315 --> 00:42:05,026
- - He's gonna screw it up.
- - He's definitely gonna screw it up.
- 555
- 00:42:06,569 --> 00:42:10,823
- - Thanks for winning those points back.
- - I lost them. I had to get them back.
- 556
- 00:42:11,658 --> 00:42:14,744
- Hey, guys,
- Sheree's gonna show me some moves.
- 557
- 00:42:15,286 --> 00:42:16,371
- Hey, gang...
- 558
- 00:42:16,454 --> 00:42:20,834
- just a little reminder that as the battle
- for the cup heats up, let's try to remember...
- 559
- 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:25,588
- to keep up that Tall Oaks spirit of fair play
- and friendly competition.
- 560
- 00:42:26,381 --> 00:42:28,758
- We'll have enough spit for a six-pack.
- 561
- 00:42:32,011 --> 00:42:34,973
- - Yeah, baby, you did me proud, son.
- - Thanks, J. Lo.
- 562
- 00:42:35,056 --> 00:42:36,516
- It's cool. Big O?
- 563
- 00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:39,894
- Quite a little show you put on
- yesterday, Stifler.
- 564
- 00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:42,897
- You know,
- these plebes think you're some kind of hero.
- 565
- 00:42:42,981 --> 00:42:45,233
- I don't know what a plebe is, Vande-creep.
- 566
- 00:42:45,316 --> 00:42:48,528
- Didn't anybody tell you not to mess
- with the big dog while he's eating?
- 567
- 00:42:48,611 --> 00:42:51,364
- It's mine, jerk-wad.
- Now will you give it back?
- 568
- 00:42:52,824 --> 00:42:56,077
- - Dildos.
- - This is still my camp, asshole.
- 569
- 00:42:56,327 --> 00:42:58,872
- - You're going down.
- - No, I'm not.
- 570
- 00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:00,081
- But your mum did last night.
- 571
- 00:43:00,164 --> 00:43:03,501
- Did she play the trumpet?
- Because she has really strong lips.
- 572
- 00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,044
- That's right.
- 573
- 00:43:20,727 --> 00:43:21,895
- Yummy.
- 574
- 00:43:25,648 --> 00:43:27,650
- That's what I'm talking about.
- 575
- 00:43:28,818 --> 00:43:31,779
- - What happened this time, Claire?
- - Well, I was working on my solo...
- 576
- 00:43:31,863 --> 00:43:33,323
- and I hurt myself.
- 577
- 00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:36,034
- I've been fucking poisoned.
- 578
- 00:43:37,327 --> 00:43:40,038
- Ipecac is a natural herbal extract...
- 579
- 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:43,166
- that triggers the regurgitation reflex.
- 580
- 00:43:47,504 --> 00:43:50,215
- Whatever's in there
- should be out soon enough.
- 581
- 00:43:50,507 --> 00:43:52,258
- Like him, if we're lucky.
- 582
- 00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:57,889
- Well, I'm pretty sure
- it's probably just something...
- 583
- 00:43:58,223 --> 00:44:02,602
- you had for lunch, you know? I've got
- the same problem. Very sensitive stomach.
- 584
- 00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:06,648
- I was at a banquet once.
- On the same plate, if you can believe it...
- 585
- 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:11,945
- they had creamed venison, squid fritters,
- and jellied pork.
- 586
- 00:44:17,575 --> 00:44:18,701
- What?
- 587
- 00:44:29,921 --> 00:44:32,632
- - Hey, what's up, crust bucket?
- - Come here, dude. Check this out.
- 588
- 00:44:32,715 --> 00:44:36,386
- So, this afternoon, while the counselors
- were practicing for the talent show...
- 589
- 00:44:36,469 --> 00:44:39,055
- I faked an asthma attack,
- and I changed both of the cameras.
- 590
- 00:44:39,138 --> 00:44:41,808
- It's their talent show routine, au naturel.
- 591
- 00:44:42,183 --> 00:44:44,894
- Dude, you filthy little cyberfucker. Shit.
- 592
- 00:44:45,728 --> 00:44:50,233
- - Hey, I thought we were just going to watch.
- - Exactly, we may want to watch it again.
- 593
- 00:44:55,530 --> 00:45:00,410
- Hey, so, I took your advice about Chloe.
- I used the Rover to deliver a soda.
- 594
- 00:45:00,994 --> 00:45:04,831
- - That was your cool, crazy idea?
- - Yeah, I think she actually liked it.
- 595
- 00:45:04,914 --> 00:45:07,959
- - Yeah, that sounds gay.
- - It's not gay.
- 596
- 00:45:09,502 --> 00:45:12,380
- Anyway, there's
- this bonfire-slushee party tonight...
- 597
- 00:45:12,463 --> 00:45:15,717
- and I really need to know Step Two
- in the Stiffmeister plan.
- 598
- 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,387
- Slushee party. Really.
- 599
- 00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,306
- Special delivery.
- 600
- 00:45:21,431 --> 00:45:23,183
- Prepare to jam with the bearded clam.
- 601
- 00:45:24,434 --> 00:45:26,019
- Get ready to cuddle the love puddle.
- 602
- 00:45:26,102 --> 00:45:29,439
- The time has come for Dr. Robot to get laid.
- 603
- 00:45:29,647 --> 00:45:30,732
- Get laid?
- 604
- 00:45:30,899 --> 00:45:33,568
- I told you, trust the Stiffmeister.
- 605
- 00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:36,571
- Meister means "master" in German.
- 606
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:41,826
- Get her drunk? That's the secret
- of the ages? That's Step Number Two?
- 607
- 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:46,873
- No, actually, it's Step Four. You don't have
- the balls for Two or the tongue for Three.
- 608
- 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,541
- I've got the balls.
- 609
- 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,628
- Hey, you haven't heard Step Five yet.
- 610
- 00:45:55,423 --> 00:45:59,093
- Born to be wild
- 611
- 00:46:02,764 --> 00:46:06,434
- Well, I'm hot blooded
- Check it and see
- 612
- 00:46:06,809 --> 00:46:10,605
- I've got a fever of 103
- 613
- 00:46:10,688 --> 00:46:13,483
- Come on baby
- Do you do more than dance?
- 614
- 00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:18,071
- - This is some good shit.
- - Don't enjoy it too much.
- 615
- 00:46:18,154 --> 00:46:21,616
- - We have a big practice tomorrow, you guys.
- - Relax, Leesy.
- 616
- 00:46:22,033 --> 00:46:25,245
- Suckle the tender fruits
- of Band Camp with your friends.
- 617
- 00:46:25,370 --> 00:46:29,165
- Come on, Elyse. Cut loose a little bit.
- Have some fun.
- 618
- 00:46:29,249 --> 00:46:30,583
- I am having fun.
- 619
- 00:46:30,667 --> 00:46:33,670
- Hey, horn dog, let's go get
- some more of these before they run out.
- 620
- 00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:36,172
- - All right.
- - Horn dog?
- 621
- 00:46:36,256 --> 00:46:40,802
- Yeah, it's his nickname. Dude will stick
- his dick into anything. It's unnatural.
- 622
- 00:46:41,803 --> 00:46:45,682
- Check it, dawg. This one time
- at Band Camp, I fucked an oboe.
- 623
- 00:46:46,724 --> 00:46:49,102
- - Really?
- - Blow in it for a while...
- 624
- 00:46:49,185 --> 00:46:53,815
- get that wood nice and warm,
- slap on some valve oil and go to town, yo.
- 625
- 00:46:54,023 --> 00:46:56,192
- Hey, maybe you should try a flute.
- 626
- 00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:03,324
- Now's a good time
- to teach you those moves.
- 627
- 00:47:03,408 --> 00:47:04,450
- Really?
- 628
- 00:47:10,081 --> 00:47:11,249
- What?
- 629
- 00:47:25,722 --> 00:47:27,098
- I know what you're doing.
- 630
- 00:47:27,182 --> 00:47:31,311
- - You do?
- - It's what you always do. You're a fake.
- 631
- 00:47:31,561 --> 00:47:34,689
- You do whatever it takes
- to be the centre of attention.
- 632
- 00:47:34,772 --> 00:47:38,651
- Just like when we were kids,
- around me, you were regular old Matt...
- 633
- 00:47:38,985 --> 00:47:42,363
- but around Steve and his friends,
- you were the Stiffmeister.
- 634
- 00:47:43,489 --> 00:47:45,158
- Who're you going to be tonight?
- 635
- 00:47:45,241 --> 00:47:46,868
- Hey, cheese dick...
- 636
- 00:47:46,951 --> 00:47:51,414
- why don't you quit being such a fucking
- taint licker, and get me another slushee.
- 637
- 00:47:51,497 --> 00:47:53,458
- Fucking puss monkey.
- 638
- 00:48:01,299 --> 00:48:03,885
- You know what?
- I am going to have some fun.
- 639
- 00:48:11,893 --> 00:48:15,021
- Fucking hoes, man. I don't get that shit.
- 640
- 00:48:15,104 --> 00:48:19,025
- I mean, right now, Oscar's off in the woods
- tapping that counselor biatch, Sheree.
- 641
- 00:48:19,108 --> 00:48:21,903
- - What's up with that?
- - That cock spring is getting laid?
- 642
- 00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:24,989
- True that. And here we are,
- the two dopest homeboys in camp...
- 643
- 00:48:25,073 --> 00:48:29,369
- and we ain't got no prospects
- for our palm pilots. That's fucked up, dawg.
- 644
- 00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,788
- Dude, I gotta see this.
- 645
- 00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:37,335
- Use your hips more.
- Hips, like that?
- 646
- 00:48:37,418 --> 00:48:41,339
- Yeah, now faster. Yeah. Like that.
- A circle. Like that.
- 647
- 00:48:41,422 --> 00:48:45,593
- Crikey! The
- alpha female has chosen an unlikely mate.
- 648
- 00:48:45,677 --> 00:48:48,304
- Will he survive this dangerous encounter...
- 649
- 00:48:48,555 --> 00:48:52,976
- or will she satisfy her primal needs
- and then devour him for dinner?
- 650
- 00:48:53,268 --> 00:48:54,894
- Stay tuned.
- 651
- 00:48:55,311 --> 00:48:59,190
- I'm sorry. I'm really no good
- at this stuff.
- 652
- 00:48:59,274 --> 00:49:01,359
- Relax. You're doing fine.
- 653
- 00:49:04,737 --> 00:49:06,239
- This sucks.
- 654
- 00:49:06,573 --> 00:49:09,117
- How's that feel? Oscar.
- 655
- 00:49:09,701 --> 00:49:11,870
- Is that your drumstick poking me?
- 656
- 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,998
- I don't have my drumsticks.
- 657
- 00:49:15,081 --> 00:49:17,876
- Are you standing up for me again, Oscar?
- 658
- 00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:20,128
- It's getting hot.
- 659
- 00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:23,339
- Smack my ass and call me cowboy.
- 660
- 00:49:24,132 --> 00:49:26,342
- Hello, Double-D Sheree.
- 661
- 00:49:26,801 --> 00:49:28,553
- Hips. Hips.
- 662
- 00:49:28,803 --> 00:49:30,471
- - Use your hips.
- - Oh, yeah, hips.
- 663
- 00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:32,390
- And step, and...
- 664
- 00:49:35,602 --> 00:49:36,728
- Who knew?
- 665
- 00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:39,147
- Wow.
- 666
- 00:49:42,108 --> 00:49:44,527
- Yo, we at Tall Oaks
- Sipping on juice
- 667
- 00:49:44,611 --> 00:49:46,905
- Got horns, trumpets
- Rhythm and flutes
- 668
- 00:49:46,988 --> 00:49:49,324
- Great Falls laying it down
- 669
- 00:49:49,407 --> 00:49:51,951
- Gonna ride fucking Beechwood
- out of the town
- 670
- 00:49:52,035 --> 00:49:54,412
- J.C., what, rocking the bunch
- 671
- 00:49:54,495 --> 00:49:57,582
- All tripped out on the fucking fruit punch
- 672
- 00:50:01,002 --> 00:50:04,380
- - I just want to be respectful.
- - Oh, that's sweet.
- 673
- 00:50:04,631 --> 00:50:07,175
- The only person who's gonna get laid
- around here.
- 674
- 00:50:16,351 --> 00:50:18,394
- Hello, oboe.
- 675
- 00:50:35,286 --> 00:50:37,038
- This is so cool.
- 676
- 00:50:38,581 --> 00:50:42,919
- I hope I didn't scare you
- with the Rover and the soda.
- 677
- 00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:45,213
- No, man, it was cute.
- 678
- 00:50:45,922 --> 00:50:49,509
- Nobody's ever been that sweet to me
- in my whole life.
- 679
- 00:50:50,093 --> 00:50:51,678
- Plus, to be honest...
- 680
- 00:50:52,095 --> 00:50:55,223
- metal really turns me on.
- 681
- 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,169
- Man, the shit's stuck.
- 682
- 00:51:48,693 --> 00:51:51,154
- - Turn off the lights.
- - Damn, gangsta.
- 683
- 00:51:51,279 --> 00:51:53,948
- - I was just fucking with you, dawg!
- - You... It's stuck.
- 684
- 00:51:54,032 --> 00:51:56,451
- - Shit, you want help?
- - Don't touch me.
- 685
- 00:51:57,994 --> 00:51:59,078
- Come on.
- 686
- 00:51:59,829 --> 00:52:01,414
- Maybe you should blow on it.
- 687
- 00:52:01,497 --> 00:52:03,208
- Maybe you should blow on it
- and I'll pull.
- 688
- 00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:05,460
- Hell, no. Jimmy ain't putting his lips
- on that thing.
- 689
- 00:52:05,543 --> 00:52:07,003
- Jimmy should be a team player.
- 690
- 00:52:07,086 --> 00:52:09,339
- Try and relax, dawg.
- Not so hard.
- 691
- 00:52:09,422 --> 00:52:11,007
- Oh, my God!
- 692
- 00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:21,476
- - I was just trying to help him get it off, yo.
- - Dude, shut up.
- 693
- 00:52:21,559 --> 00:52:22,685
- Whatever.
- 694
- 00:52:22,769 --> 00:52:24,812
- He had an allergic reaction to the valve oil.
- 695
- 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:27,565
- The swelling should go down
- in a few minutes.
- 696
- 00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:31,945
- These kinds of things would never happen
- with our old Macro.
- 697
- 00:52:52,966 --> 00:52:55,802
- We didn't have MTV when I was growing up.
- 698
- 00:52:57,136 --> 00:52:59,722
- So maybe it's the over-stimulated times...
- 699
- 00:52:59,806 --> 00:53:03,935
- that we live in
- that causes young men to stick their...
- 700
- 00:53:04,644 --> 00:53:07,522
- instruments in such odd places.
- 701
- 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,025
- I knew a certain young man once...
- 702
- 00:53:11,109 --> 00:53:14,404
- who actually engaged in sexual congress
- with an apple pie.
- 703
- 00:53:14,571 --> 00:53:16,447
- And he turned out just fine.
- 704
- 00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:19,909
- So, you're perfectly normal...
- 705
- 00:53:21,035 --> 00:53:22,620
- as these things go.
- 706
- 00:53:40,972 --> 00:53:44,100
- - Are you okay?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 707
- 00:53:44,184 --> 00:53:48,688
- I'm so drunk right now.
- I'm probably going to forget about you...
- 708
- 00:53:50,148 --> 00:53:52,233
- porking an oboe.
- 709
- 00:54:01,326 --> 00:54:03,077
- I have six piercings.
- 710
- 00:54:04,537 --> 00:54:07,081
- That doesn't include the ones on my face.
- 711
- 00:54:20,595 --> 00:54:22,013
- Two right here...
- 712
- 00:54:24,390 --> 00:54:27,435
- and four down here.
- 713
- 00:54:39,155 --> 00:54:41,115
- Haven't seen that in a while.
- 714
- 00:54:41,491 --> 00:54:46,538
- Yeah, well, no time for dance.
- It's all about band, band, band.
- 715
- 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:48,623
- No, I was talking about you having fun.
- 716
- 00:54:48,706 --> 00:54:52,252
- - I have fun. I have fun all the time.
- - Yeah.
- 717
- 00:54:52,335 --> 00:54:55,046
- I just get stressed out, you know. I mean...
- 718
- 00:54:55,713 --> 00:54:57,924
- we graduate next year, and I don't know.
- 719
- 00:54:58,007 --> 00:55:00,051
- I mean, I don't really talk about it
- all that much...
- 720
- 00:55:00,134 --> 00:55:03,096
- because the cup is, like,
- a team thing, and...
- 721
- 00:55:03,179 --> 00:55:06,307
- But winning the Robards Scholarship,
- I mean, that is like...
- 722
- 00:55:06,391 --> 00:55:08,101
- my future, you know? And...
- 723
- 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:11,896
- Dr. Choi is coming. I mean...
- 724
- 00:55:12,063 --> 00:55:15,525
- you don't understand. She's like famous...
- 725
- 00:55:15,984 --> 00:55:18,987
- like holy-shit famous.
- And, sometimes, I just...
- 726
- 00:55:20,029 --> 00:55:21,739
- I get really stressed out...
- 727
- 00:55:21,823 --> 00:55:25,660
- and I calm myself down
- by going off and playing on my Picardo.
- 728
- 00:55:26,369 --> 00:55:29,080
- Wait, you have... Picardo?
- 729
- 00:55:29,247 --> 00:55:31,833
- It's just a cheapie, but I lost it.
- 730
- 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:35,378
- - Wait, if I somehow found this Picard thing...
- - You found it?
- 731
- 00:55:35,628 --> 00:55:37,547
- - Maybe.
- - Give it back.
- 732
- 00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,382
- If you let me watch.
- 733
- 00:55:40,341 --> 00:55:43,386
- Okay, but it takes me a while to warm up.
- 734
- 00:55:43,469 --> 00:55:45,930
- I have all the time in the world.
- 735
- 00:55:48,516 --> 00:55:49,601
- Figures.
- 736
- 00:55:51,477 --> 00:55:54,063
- But I'm going to have to be really drunk.
- 737
- 00:55:54,939 --> 00:55:58,276
- I mean really drunk. Really drunk.
- 738
- 00:55:59,194 --> 00:56:00,236
- Yes.
- 739
- 00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:02,322
- Beat it, jerk off.
- 740
- 00:56:21,424 --> 00:56:23,760
- Okay, people, let's take a break.
- 741
- 00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:29,307
- We're all a little sluggish today.
- 742
- 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,727
- Man, we suck.
- 743
- 00:56:32,810 --> 00:56:36,356
- Man, one night of fun was not worth
- losing a whole day of practice.
- 744
- 00:56:40,068 --> 00:56:41,569
- Give me this thing.
- 745
- 00:56:42,362 --> 00:56:44,948
- All right, listen up,
- you lazy bunch of lip shits.
- 746
- 00:56:45,031 --> 00:56:46,991
- Those Beechwood plebes
- aren't taking breaks.
- 747
- 00:56:47,075 --> 00:56:49,994
- We want to win this thing,
- we've gotta bust our asses.
- 748
- 00:56:50,328 --> 00:56:52,455
- Come on, bitches. Back to work.
- 749
- 00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:55,333
- - Matt, that's my job.
- - Grab your cocks and move your socks.
- 750
- 00:56:55,416 --> 00:56:57,544
- We're at war here, people, war!
- 751
- 00:56:57,627 --> 00:57:01,005
- Show some tits. Grow some balls.
- Hey, keep that thing warm for me.
- 752
- 00:57:01,089 --> 00:57:05,218
- All right, now. What, you want to let
- Beechwood tittie-fuck us? I didn't think so.
- 753
- 00:57:05,301 --> 00:57:06,636
- All right, Tall Oakers...
- 754
- 00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,764
- we're in our final week.
- Time to put on our game faces.
- 755
- 00:57:09,848 --> 00:57:13,017
- And time to strap yourselves in
- for a bumpy ride.
- 756
- 00:57:13,101 --> 00:57:15,061
- I want the oboe, clarinet, black thingies...
- 757
- 00:57:15,144 --> 00:57:17,939
- and we've got the rhythm section
- in a full-on blitz.
- 758
- 00:57:18,022 --> 00:57:20,191
- - Are you with me, bandees?
- - Yeah!
- 759
- 00:57:20,275 --> 00:57:23,069
- Competition for the Tall Oaks Cup
- is really heating up.
- 760
- 00:57:26,739 --> 00:57:28,241
- Beechwood wins.
- 761
- 00:57:30,451 --> 00:57:31,494
- Whatever.
- 762
- 00:57:31,578 --> 00:57:32,912
- I told you, you should let me steer.
- 763
- 00:57:32,996 --> 00:57:34,664
- Take that bitch home, man.
- 764
- 00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:39,419
- Drive it in. Hey, you, fuck face,
- I don't even know where to start with you.
- 765
- 00:57:46,259 --> 00:57:49,888
- Beechwood leads.
- Great Falls and Lloyd are tied for second.
- 766
- 00:57:49,971 --> 00:57:52,056
- Beechwood licks nuts. Hut!
- 767
- 00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,859
- Victory, East Great Falls.
- 768
- 00:58:06,237 --> 00:58:08,364
- Right foot on line.
- 769
- 00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:12,160
- Jimmy, you fucking lotion lover.
- 770
- 00:58:19,334 --> 00:58:21,961
- East Great Falls by four points.
- 771
- 00:58:31,596 --> 00:58:33,431
- Hey, butt pirates ahoy.
- 772
- 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:37,852
- Your little band
- may be leading in the competition, Stifler...
- 773
- 00:58:39,270 --> 00:58:41,898
- but make sure to let us know
- if you get thirsty.
- 774
- 00:58:41,981 --> 00:58:44,234
- Yeah, 'cause there's plenty of this.
- 775
- 00:58:49,572 --> 00:58:53,535
- That's funny for you dorks.
- Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah.
- 776
- 00:58:53,743 --> 00:58:56,371
- Man, screw that challenge.
- I'm just gonna kick his ass.
- 777
- 00:58:56,454 --> 00:58:58,623
- No, wait. I've got a better idea...
- 778
- 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:01,584
- if you think you're man enough.
- 779
- 00:59:13,638 --> 00:59:14,681
- Yes.
- 780
- 00:59:14,764 --> 00:59:17,934
- - Hey, you sure you can do this?
- - Hey, born to be a porn star, baby.
- 781
- 00:59:18,017 --> 00:59:19,519
- Delivery on demand.
- 782
- 00:59:20,603 --> 00:59:23,648
- When I get back,
- I'll be a million Stiflers lighter.
- 783
- 00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,795
- Brandon, I think you're
- a really good drummer, so...
- 784
- 00:59:45,879 --> 00:59:46,963
- Excuse me.
- 785
- 00:59:59,225 --> 01:00:00,560
- Hey, guys...
- 786
- 01:00:00,643 --> 01:00:04,397
- don't forget your sunscreen.
- Your bodies are your instruments.
- 787
- 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,566
- Yeah, you don't want to be
- chapped for your solos.
- 788
- 01:00:06,649 --> 01:00:08,985
- No, we don't. Bye now.
- 789
- 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,492
- What is that, 30? It's really thick.
- 790
- 01:00:26,836 --> 01:00:28,755
- How's that taste, Vande-cock?
- 791
- 01:00:29,339 --> 01:00:31,591
- Good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah.
- 792
- 01:00:31,674 --> 01:00:35,470
- It's a cum-pletely new formula.
- 100% Stiffy juice...
- 793
- 01:00:35,553 --> 01:00:37,680
- S.P.F. 69.
- 794
- 01:00:44,437 --> 01:00:45,688
- Suck on that.
- 795
- 01:00:46,814 --> 01:00:48,441
- - Yeah.
- - Stop, man.
- 796
- 01:00:48,525 --> 01:00:50,235
- - Yeah.
- - Ernie.
- 797
- 01:00:50,318 --> 01:00:51,653
- - Yeah.
- - Ernie.
- 798
- 01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:03,665
- What you had before
- was way better than this.
- 799
- 01:01:03,748 --> 01:01:07,794
- This sounds like
- your overactive honor-society brain.
- 800
- 01:01:08,253 --> 01:01:12,048
- Instead of your nasty, wet...
- 801
- 01:01:12,882 --> 01:01:14,384
- dirty-girl panties.
- 802
- 01:01:15,301 --> 01:01:17,303
- It should be more spontaneous.
- 803
- 01:01:20,265 --> 01:01:21,599
- Stop.
- 804
- 01:01:21,683 --> 01:01:24,519
- Maybe you should hang out
- with your friend Matt a little bit more.
- 805
- 01:01:24,602 --> 01:01:25,645
- Yeah, right.
- 806
- 01:01:25,728 --> 01:01:29,315
- I know he's a dick and everything,
- but he's also got one.
- 807
- 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,695
- Make some love music, you know?
- And then your notes will just cum to you.
- 808
- 01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:37,532
- - Oh, Matt!
- - Stop.
- 809
- 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:39,242
- Matt. Matt.
- 810
- 01:01:42,453 --> 01:01:44,914
- Go long, you asshole. Go.
- 811
- 01:01:45,707 --> 01:01:47,584
- Hey, Elyse.
- 812
- 01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:50,795
- Throw it back. Come on.
- 813
- 01:01:51,588 --> 01:01:53,047
- What you got?
- 814
- 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:02,098
- Missed. Sorry.
- 815
- 01:02:03,725 --> 01:02:05,435
- Hey, if I have to ring the triangle...
- 816
- 01:02:05,518 --> 01:02:07,437
- - you have to throw the football, all right?
- - Okay.
- 817
- 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,397
- Draw your arm back. There you go.
- 818
- 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:13,234
- Shoulder to your target. Right.
- Okay, now step forward.
- 819
- 01:02:13,318 --> 01:02:15,737
- Come on we're not marching. One foot.
- 820
- 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:18,698
- - Okay.
- - You're fine. Ready? There you go.
- 821
- 01:02:18,948 --> 01:02:20,325
- Draw the ball over your ear...
- 822
- 01:02:20,408 --> 01:02:23,578
- and when you throw it, let it roll
- right off your fingers, all right?
- 823
- 01:02:24,787 --> 01:02:25,914
- Okay.
- 824
- 01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:27,707
- Come on, throw it.
- 825
- 01:02:33,630 --> 01:02:35,423
- See? I taught you something. What?
- 826
- 01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:38,009
- So every time I throw it,
- you're gonna run and go get it?
- 827
- 01:02:38,092 --> 01:02:39,844
- That's generally how it works.
- 828
- 01:02:39,928 --> 01:02:41,763
- Like playing fetch with my dog.
- 829
- 01:02:41,846 --> 01:02:45,642
- - Yeah, except I don't lick my own balls.
- - You would if you could.
- 830
- 01:02:45,975 --> 01:02:47,018
- Oh, yeah.
- 831
- 01:02:48,645 --> 01:02:49,812
- Okay, again.
- 832
- 01:02:50,772 --> 01:02:51,981
- Right here.
- 833
- 01:02:53,191 --> 01:02:55,818
- Look, that one looks like a bunny.
- 834
- 01:02:56,152 --> 01:02:58,071
- No, it doesn't.
- 835
- 01:02:59,405 --> 01:03:01,491
- Maybe a bunny with one nut.
- 836
- 01:03:01,699 --> 01:03:04,452
- - No, that's its tail.
- - Whatever you say.
- 837
- 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:10,917
- - You think we'll win this thing?
- - Hell, yeah, we will.
- 838
- 01:03:11,042 --> 01:03:15,338
- - Lf you write in a bagpipe part.
- - Oh, God, I'll never make that mistake again.
- 839
- 01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:18,466
- - What?
- - The eighth grade recital.
- 840
- 01:03:19,509 --> 01:03:21,970
- You made me write in a part for you.
- 841
- 01:03:24,264 --> 01:03:26,224
- You wore your kilt.
- 842
- 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,103
- Yeah, Steve showed up with his friends.
- 843
- 01:03:30,728 --> 01:03:32,939
- They gave me so much shit for that.
- 844
- 01:03:33,273 --> 01:03:35,650
- I didn't come out of my room for days.
- 845
- 01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:39,153
- You made it up to him
- by stealing all my underwear...
- 846
- 01:03:39,237 --> 01:03:41,614
- so you could run them up the flagpole.
- 847
- 01:03:42,574 --> 01:03:44,409
- Including my training bras.
- 848
- 01:03:47,495 --> 01:03:50,123
- Okay, since we're having
- some big fucking Oprah moment here...
- 849
- 01:03:50,206 --> 01:03:52,250
- I'm sorry about your underwear.
- 850
- 01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:54,002
- And the diary.
- 851
- 01:03:56,754 --> 01:03:58,715
- And all that other shit, too.
- 852
- 01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:40,131
- That's it.
- 853
- 01:04:40,673 --> 01:04:43,551
- - You started it.
- - This is gonna get me that scholarship.
- 854
- 01:04:43,635 --> 01:04:44,677
- What?
- 855
- 01:04:44,761 --> 01:04:47,430
- I've got to go write this down
- before I forget.
- 856
- 01:04:49,307 --> 01:04:50,683
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- 857
- 01:04:52,519 --> 01:04:54,562
- Could we do this again tomorrow night?
- 858
- 01:04:54,646 --> 01:04:57,524
- Yeah, sure. I'll see you here at sunset.
- 859
- 01:04:58,024 --> 01:04:59,359
- Hey.
- 860
- 01:05:00,318 --> 01:05:02,779
- Should I bring that Picardo thing?
- 861
- 01:05:02,862 --> 01:05:05,114
- Okay, I'll do a solo for you.
- 862
- 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:17,001
- - What's up, Ernie?
- - Hey.
- 863
- 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,022
- It was that fugly nurse again.
- 864
- 01:05:53,121 --> 01:05:54,956
- Oh, my God.
- 865
- 01:05:55,039 --> 01:05:56,374
- Matt Stifler?
- 866
- 01:05:57,125 --> 01:06:01,796
- - Holy shit, look at you.
- - Arrianna, what are you doing here?
- 867
- 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,216
- We practice our routine with the band.
- What are you doing here?
- 868
- 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:07,719
- I had to come. The school made me.
- 869
- 01:06:08,678 --> 01:06:12,098
- - Does anybody know about this yet?
- - Oh, they do now.
- 870
- 01:06:13,141 --> 01:06:16,311
- Hey, come on, no pictures.
- What're you, the papa-tit-zzy?
- 871
- 01:06:16,394 --> 01:06:18,146
- - Holy shit, this is so hilarious.
- - Smile.
- 872
- 01:06:18,229 --> 01:06:22,066
- Ladies. No time for fraternizing.
- 873
- 01:06:23,067 --> 01:06:27,155
- Get the bags.
- Guess I'll see you around, bandee.
- 874
- 01:06:27,322 --> 01:06:31,576
- What a dork.
- I'm going to email this to everybody.
- 875
- 01:06:53,932 --> 01:06:56,726
- Girls, that was great. Percussion, take five.
- 876
- 01:06:56,809 --> 01:06:58,561
- Horns, we've got to work on intonation.
- 877
- 01:06:58,645 --> 01:07:01,272
- The final performance is tomorrow,
- you guys.
- 878
- 01:07:02,106 --> 01:07:03,942
- They're so lame.
- 879
- 01:07:04,943 --> 01:07:07,320
- You play the triangle. How cute.
- 880
- 01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:11,324
- No, I don't. Look, I told you...
- 881
- 01:07:11,991 --> 01:07:13,326
- - I had to...
- - I gotta go.
- 882
- 01:07:13,409 --> 01:07:16,746
- - I don't socialize with bandees.
- - I'm not a fucking bandee.
- 883
- 01:07:17,121 --> 01:07:20,792
- I'm not. Look.
- I've just been acting like a geek.
- 884
- 01:07:21,084 --> 01:07:24,045
- I've been playing them
- so I could get them on hidden video.
- 885
- 01:07:24,128 --> 01:07:27,674
- I've been secretly videotaping them
- doing all this crazy shit.
- 886
- 01:07:28,633 --> 01:07:31,636
- - Really?
- - Yeah, I could show you.
- 887
- 01:07:34,264 --> 01:07:36,599
- Okay, come by after dinner.
- 888
- 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:39,727
- I'll leave my pompoms
- in the window for you.
- 889
- 01:08:13,219 --> 01:08:15,930
- - You're late.
- - Yeah, no shit. Open the window.
- 890
- 01:08:19,267 --> 01:08:21,186
- Hold on. Be careful with it.
- 891
- 01:08:30,278 --> 01:08:33,531
- All right, one condition
- before I show you the fruits of my labors.
- 892
- 01:08:33,615 --> 01:08:34,824
- What's that?
- 893
- 01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:37,994
- I want that picture
- on that camera phone erased.
- 894
- 01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:52,759
- Nobody at school hears
- about the triangle or the beanie.
- 895
- 01:08:52,842 --> 01:08:55,470
- I don't want anybody
- to think I'm a dorky-ass bandee.
- 896
- 01:08:55,553 --> 01:08:57,388
- Fine. Like, now can we get on with it?
- 897
- 01:08:57,472 --> 01:09:00,934
- As soon as you get rid of that picture
- of me on your phone.
- 898
- 01:09:15,323 --> 01:09:18,159
- Are you going into town?
- Not tonight. I'm too tired.
- 899
- 01:09:18,243 --> 01:09:20,870
- Besides, they're much hotter here.
- 900
- 01:09:20,954 --> 01:09:23,873
- I know. It's a great crop this year.
- 901
- 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:42,600
- - There. Done deal.
- - Now can we see the video?
- 902
- 01:09:43,476 --> 01:09:45,103
- Stiffmeister Productions...
- 903
- 01:09:45,186 --> 01:09:48,773
- in association with
- its talented new director, Matthew Stifler...
- 904
- 01:09:48,857 --> 01:09:50,859
- is happy to premier the unedited...
- 905
- 01:09:50,942 --> 01:09:55,405
- unfiltered, and un-fucking-believable
- Bandeez Gone Wild.
- 906
- 01:09:56,739 --> 01:09:57,907
- Oh, yeah.
- 907
- 01:10:02,161 --> 01:10:05,999
- - Oh, my God.
- - That is unbelievable.
- 908
- 01:10:28,646 --> 01:10:30,982
- - You're kidding me, right?
- - That's great.
- 909
- 01:10:32,442 --> 01:10:35,612
- Danielle likes Jimmy,
- but she's like a foot taller than him.
- 910
- 01:10:35,695 --> 01:10:37,155
- And wait till you hear this.
- 911
- 01:10:37,238 --> 01:10:39,824
- Sheree slept with that big Oscar guy,
- the drummer.
- 912
- 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:41,409
- Said he was amazing.
- 913
- 01:10:41,993 --> 01:10:45,205
- I hooked up with Brandon once.
- Some drummer. He has...
- 914
- 01:10:45,288 --> 01:10:47,123
- no rhythm,
- and he can't even bang very long.
- 915
- 01:10:47,290 --> 01:10:49,083
- Oh, my God. Are you serious?
- 916
- 01:10:49,167 --> 01:10:53,338
- Yeah, he's a preemie. I'm not talking
- about the day he was born, either.
- 917
- 01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:57,133
- Can you get my back?
- I think I got a little bit of sun today?
- 918
- 01:10:57,217 --> 01:10:58,259
- Sure.
- 919
- 01:10:58,468 --> 01:11:01,387
- Get this. He has one ball.
- 920
- 01:11:01,971 --> 01:11:04,307
- No way.
- One ball.
- 921
- 01:11:05,433 --> 01:11:08,394
- Yeah, that why he carries that big stick
- around everywhere.
- 922
- 01:11:08,478 --> 01:11:10,522
- It's got his other ball on top.
- 923
- 01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:15,527
- Shit, shit, oh, shit.
- 924
- 01:11:18,571 --> 01:11:20,073
- What is that thing?
- 925
- 01:11:34,128 --> 01:11:35,463
- Let's kill it.
- 926
- 01:11:36,881 --> 01:11:38,091
- - Where'd he go?
- - There he is.
- 927
- 01:11:38,174 --> 01:11:39,300
- Look out.
- 928
- 01:12:19,215 --> 01:12:21,134
- This is going into the lake.
- 929
- 01:12:22,177 --> 01:12:24,679
- No one's gonna know
- about your little video.
- 930
- 01:12:24,762 --> 01:12:27,390
- 'Cause the shit you got us doing on tape...
- 931
- 01:12:32,437 --> 01:12:36,107
- So we got a contest to win tomorrow.
- And I don't want to see you.
- 932
- 01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:37,650
- Understand?
- 933
- 01:12:43,781 --> 01:12:45,200
- Did you help him?
- 934
- 01:13:10,183 --> 01:13:11,851
- With East Great Falls
- in the lead...
- 935
- 01:13:11,935 --> 01:13:14,687
- Beechwood has to win
- the Band Camp Playoffs.
- 936
- 01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:17,023
- Direct yourselves to the marching field
- in one hour.
- 937
- 01:13:18,483 --> 01:13:21,861
- Now, Dr. Choi, Brandon Vandecamp
- from Beechwood...
- 938
- 01:13:21,945 --> 01:13:24,239
- is our best musician by far...
- 939
- 01:13:24,322 --> 01:13:29,327
- and his father, Landon,
- is our best donor, also by far.
- 940
- 01:13:30,245 --> 01:13:34,499
- Robards needs talented musicians
- as much as we need talented donors.
- 941
- 01:13:41,965 --> 01:13:43,299
- Ipecac.
- 942
- 01:13:45,677 --> 01:13:48,888
- - So how's it going? Are you having fun?
- - It's okay.
- 943
- 01:13:54,310 --> 01:13:56,521
- How about some Ipecac, Vande-cooch?
- 944
- 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,319
- This herbal fucking extract will help you
- Beechwood fief play in tune, huh?
- 945
- 01:14:04,863 --> 01:14:05,905
- Shit.
- 946
- 01:14:15,373 --> 01:14:17,792
- I told you
- I don't want to see you anymore, Stifler.
- 947
- 01:14:17,876 --> 01:14:20,044
- Some day, you'll thank me, asshole.
- 948
- 01:14:24,841 --> 01:14:27,552
- - Orange?
- - Again?
- 949
- 01:14:28,094 --> 01:14:30,138
- - Damn.
- - That orange shit is janky.
- 950
- 01:14:30,221 --> 01:14:32,140
- I'm feeling grape, dawg.
- 951
- 01:14:35,018 --> 01:14:38,980
- I don't care how many times they
- won. They're not getting the grape today.
- 952
- 01:14:39,063 --> 01:14:41,441
- That's what I'm talking about.
- 953
- 01:14:43,109 --> 01:14:45,987
- Your five-time defending
- champion...
- 954
- 01:14:46,613 --> 01:14:48,448
- Beechwood Academy.
- 955
- 01:15:20,522 --> 01:15:23,775
- - They're tight.
- - Yeah, they're better then ever this year.
- 956
- 01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:25,318
- Okay, everybody.
- 957
- 01:15:25,818 --> 01:15:28,029
- It's no surprise Beechwood is good.
- 958
- 01:15:28,404 --> 01:15:31,950
- But this year is different.
- This year, we can beat them.
- 959
- 01:15:32,867 --> 01:15:36,079
- We've worked hard,
- and we are good enough...
- 960
- 01:15:36,162 --> 01:15:38,748
- and this is our time, so lets win the cup.
- 961
- 01:15:38,831 --> 01:15:40,834
- Yeah!
- 962
- 01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,453
- Beechwood Academy.
- 963
- 01:16:17,537 --> 01:16:21,082
- Their music today was composed
- by senior drum major...
- 964
- 01:16:21,165 --> 01:16:23,126
- Brandon Vandecamp.
- 965
- 01:16:23,293 --> 01:16:24,419
- Beat that.
- 966
- 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:30,925
- East Great Falls,
- you may enter the field for competition.
- 967
- 01:16:48,234 --> 01:16:51,404
- Band 10 hut. One, two, ready.
- Shit.
- 968
- 01:16:51,487 --> 01:16:53,072
- Leesy, wait, no.
- 969
- 01:16:53,156 --> 01:16:55,200
- No. Wait.
- 970
- 01:17:05,502 --> 01:17:07,837
- You know, I'm so sorry.
- I don't know what happened.
- 971
- 01:17:07,921 --> 01:17:10,089
- Not my shoes. Here we go.
- 972
- 01:17:14,928 --> 01:17:16,012
- Stifler!
- 973
- 01:17:33,863 --> 01:17:36,115
- You know, you're like
- your brother, Steve.
- 974
- 01:17:36,199 --> 01:17:39,827
- And I don't think those are the shoes
- you should be so eager to fill.
- 975
- 01:17:39,911 --> 01:17:42,997
- You know, the people
- Steve thought were his friends...
- 976
- 01:17:43,122 --> 01:17:45,750
- - really didn't like him very much.
- - What?
- 977
- 01:17:45,834 --> 01:17:47,293
- But I think you're different.
- 978
- 01:17:47,377 --> 01:17:51,631
- I think people want to like you, Matt.
- You just make it really hard.
- 979
- 01:18:05,979 --> 01:18:09,858
- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- When you're a loser.
- 980
- 01:18:16,406 --> 01:18:20,702
- Mr. Levenstein reports
- that there were a few incidents...
- 981
- 01:18:20,785 --> 01:18:22,078
- at camp.
- 982
- 01:18:22,579 --> 01:18:25,081
- But he also says that...
- 983
- 01:18:25,206 --> 01:18:28,960
- you bonded with the band briefly.
- 984
- 01:18:33,006 --> 01:18:37,260
- When school starts,
- you're going to be on a very short leash.
- 985
- 01:18:37,468 --> 01:18:41,222
- Remember, the Shermanator sees it all.
- 986
- 01:18:42,599 --> 01:18:43,892
- Be gone.
- 987
- 01:18:48,813 --> 01:18:51,024
- Did everybody hate my brother?
- 988
- 01:19:02,368 --> 01:19:05,997
- Stardate: August 21, 2005.
- 989
- 01:19:06,581 --> 01:19:08,958
- Some progress made with Stiffy Junior.
- 990
- 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,836
- Behavior modification evident.
- 991
- 01:19:13,296 --> 01:19:15,048
- Will continue to monitor.
- 992
- 01:19:15,673 --> 01:19:17,926
- Shermanator out.
- 993
- 01:19:29,062 --> 01:19:31,523
- A little "Double-D Sheree" action.
- 994
- 01:19:36,110 --> 01:19:37,987
- Little bit of Dr. Robot.
- 995
- 01:19:39,822 --> 01:19:41,324
- Crazy fucker.
- 996
- 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:50,852
- Hey, Stifler, where's your instrument?
- 997
- 01:20:50,935 --> 01:20:52,145
- Dude, you're in the wrong uniform.
- 998
- 01:20:52,228 --> 01:20:55,023
- Screw them, dude. They're gonna freak out
- when they see the video.
- 999
- 01:20:55,106 --> 01:20:57,317
- Look, we thought that if we had
- an advance screening...
- 1000
- 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,485
- then everyone would see
- that you're not really a dork.
- 1001
- 01:20:59,569 --> 01:21:01,946
- I can't. It's gone.
- 1002
- 01:21:02,989 --> 01:21:06,159
- - What?
- - The video, man, I deleted it.
- 1003
- 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,203
- Why?
- 1004
- 01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,789
- Guess little bro's quitting
- the family business.
- 1005
- 01:21:11,873 --> 01:21:13,374
- Are you kidding me?
- 1006
- 01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:18,838
- He went fucking bandee on us.
- 1007
- 01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:36,773
- Hey, what's up, guys?
- 1008
- 01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:39,526
- You a dead man, motherfucker.
- 1009
- 01:21:40,318 --> 01:21:42,320
- - You, too, little man.
- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 1010
- 01:21:42,654 --> 01:21:46,533
- Dude, the purple puke was an accident.
- Somebody switched the coolers.
- 1011
- 01:21:51,246 --> 01:21:53,456
- Hey, that orange shit is janky, yo.
- 1012
- 01:21:54,165 --> 01:21:59,003
- Chloe, we never saw Elyse,
- you know, naked.
- 1013
- 01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:01,714
- Matt turned off the computer.
- 1014
- 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:05,176
- So we're just supposed to forgive him now?
- 1015
- 01:22:06,261 --> 01:22:08,972
- - He's still an asshole.
- - You're right.
- 1016
- 01:22:09,973 --> 01:22:11,307
- I am an asshole.
- 1017
- 01:22:11,724 --> 01:22:13,977
- I can't take back spying on you...
- 1018
- 01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:16,437
- and I can't win that Bandee Cup thing.
- 1019
- 01:22:16,563 --> 01:22:19,440
- But I can help someone
- get what she deserves.
- 1020
- 01:22:20,275 --> 01:22:22,443
- I'm not asking you to forgive me.
- 1021
- 01:22:22,652 --> 01:22:25,238
- Just help me help Elyse.
- 1022
- 01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,626
- - I got the number.
- - Go ahead.
- 1023
- 01:22:38,710 --> 01:22:42,255
- 555-0171.
- 1024
- 01:22:44,257 --> 01:22:47,010
- He shouldn't have been dumping Ipecac
- in anyone's cooler.
- 1025
- 01:22:47,093 --> 01:22:48,928
- We could've won on our own.
- 1026
- 01:22:51,222 --> 01:22:55,518
- I don't even care that he saw me on camera.
- Well, I mean I do, but...
- 1027
- 01:22:56,603 --> 01:22:58,855
- Honey, this just came for you.
- 1028
- 01:23:02,609 --> 01:23:04,068
- It's from Robards.
- 1029
- 01:23:05,528 --> 01:23:06,821
- What's it say?
- 1030
- 01:23:08,573 --> 01:23:11,159
- Dr. Choi wants to meet with me?
- 1031
- 01:23:29,010 --> 01:23:31,012
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1032
- 01:23:31,221 --> 01:23:33,139
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1033
- 01:23:34,807 --> 01:23:35,892
- Bye.
- 1034
- 01:23:52,116 --> 01:23:54,536
- Hi. Elyse Houston.
- 1035
- 01:23:55,745 --> 01:23:58,498
- I have an appointment with Dr. Choi.
- 1036
- 01:23:59,582 --> 01:24:03,169
- - You're not in the book.
- - No, there must be some mistake. See...
- 1037
- 01:24:05,129 --> 01:24:06,506
- I have a letter.
- 1038
- 01:24:12,011 --> 01:24:13,888
- This letter is, well...
- 1039
- 01:24:14,681 --> 01:24:15,890
- It's a fake.
- 1040
- 01:24:16,391 --> 01:24:19,310
- - This is not Dr. Choi's signature.
- - What?
- 1041
- 01:24:32,532 --> 01:24:33,658
- Stifler.
- 1042
- 01:24:37,453 --> 01:24:39,706
- You son of a bitch.
- 1043
- 01:24:41,374 --> 01:24:45,753
- What? It wasn't enough
- for you to humiliate me at Band Camp?
- 1044
- 01:24:45,837 --> 01:24:48,506
- Now you have to set me up here?
- 1045
- 01:25:08,943 --> 01:25:10,653
- What's going on here?
- 1046
- 01:25:12,113 --> 01:25:13,573
- This is my band.
- 1047
- 01:25:14,032 --> 01:25:15,909
- And that's her music.
- 1048
- 01:26:14,217 --> 01:26:15,260
- Well...
- 1049
- 01:26:15,844 --> 01:26:19,556
- I've certainly seen some interesting attempts
- to gain admission...
- 1050
- 01:26:20,223 --> 01:26:21,850
- but this is a first.
- 1051
- 01:26:23,393 --> 01:26:27,605
- Excellent audition, Miss. Houston.
- Let's go discuss that scholarship.
- 1052
- 01:26:29,065 --> 01:26:30,567
- I thought Brandon won.
- 1053
- 01:26:30,650 --> 01:26:33,987
- No, Mr. Vandecamp
- was disqualified for plagiarism.
- 1054
- 01:26:34,070 --> 01:26:35,196
- All right.
- 1055
- 01:26:37,407 --> 01:26:39,450
- That's what I'm talking about, yo.
- 1056
- 01:26:43,621 --> 01:26:45,999
- Oh, my God, you guys, that was amazing.
- 1057
- 01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:50,628
- - Thank you so much.
- - Thank him. It was his idea.
- 1058
- 01:26:50,712 --> 01:26:51,754
- Word.
- 1059
- 01:26:54,549 --> 01:26:58,178
- - You planned all this?
- - With some friends.
- 1060
- 01:27:01,097 --> 01:27:02,390
- Come here.
- 1061
- 01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:09,397
- Oh, I believe this is yours.
- 1062
- 01:27:10,815 --> 01:27:11,983
- You know...
- 1063
- 01:27:12,692 --> 01:27:16,738
- Picardo is a brand of piccolo.
- 1064
- 01:27:17,697 --> 01:27:20,033
- You really are an asshole sometimes...
- 1065
- 01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:21,492
- Stiffy.
- 1066
- 01:30:42,819 --> 01:30:44,612
- Man, change the channel, yo.
- 1067
- 01:30:44,821 --> 01:30:47,866
- Hook a brother up with some mad beats.
- 1068
- 01:30:48,116 --> 01:30:49,784
- Will you cut that out?
- 1069
- 01:30:50,285 --> 01:30:52,412
- Your name is James Hi Ping Chong.
- 1070
- 01:30:52,537 --> 01:30:54,205
- Your dad owns a Chinese restaurant.
- 1071
- 01:30:54,289 --> 01:30:56,916
- You live in the suburbs.
- You ain't never gonna be a gangsta.
- 1072
- 01:30:57,542 --> 01:30:58,585
- Damn!
- 1073
- 01:31:01,254 --> 01:31:02,380
- That's cold, dawg.
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