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- familiar Frumious Bandersnatch (514 lbs)
- custom outfit dice mp
- uneffect Polka of Plenty
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (15)
- use 1 cuppa Insani tea
- You acquire an effect: Insani Tea (30)
- use 1 concoction of clumsiness
- You acquire an effect: Clumsy (10)
- chew 1 ancient medicinal herbs
- You acquire an effect: Ancient Fortitude (50)
- Preference _alotted_snojo_bander_runs changed from to 91.2
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,000 hit points
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 3899656 to 3962755
- Preference lastAdventure changed from Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 1 to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference nextAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Equivocator to the shy, skinny, cartwheeling, shaky, ghostly, haunted, unstoppable, wet, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, skinny, cartwheeling, shaky, ghostly, haunted, unstoppable, wet, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043522 to 20190426043604
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _snojoParts changed from 10 to 11
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 7 to 8
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from to 1
- cast 42806 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 42,806,000 hit points
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, skinny, cartwheeling, shaky, ghostly, haunted, unstoppable, wet, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, throbbing, blurry, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the cartwheeling, throbbing, blurry, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043604 to 20190426043608
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 8 to 9
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 1 to 2
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, throbbing, blurry, foul-mouthed, filthy, artisanal, invisible, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shaky, ghostly, lazy, solid gold, foul-mouthed, haunted, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the shaky, ghostly, lazy, solid gold, foul-mouthed, haunted, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043608 to 20190426043611
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 73 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 9 to 10
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 2 to 3
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shaky, ghostly, lazy, solid gold, foul-mouthed, haunted, 1337, obscene, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the huge, dancin', jittery, short, untouchable, annoying, hot, American, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, dancin', jittery, short, untouchable, annoying, hot, American, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043611 to 20190426043615
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 10 to 11
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 3 to 4
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, dancin', jittery, short, untouchable, annoying, hot, American, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, twirling, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, American, stingy, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, twirling, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, American, stingy, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043615 to 20190426043618
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 86 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 11 to 12
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 4 to 5
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, twirling, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, American, stingy, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the blurry, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, American, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the blurry, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, American, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043618 to 20190426043621
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 12 to 13
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 5 to 6
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 3962755 to 3989050
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the blurry, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, American, cloud-based, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the broke, solid gold, haunted, disguised, wet, hot, American, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the broke, solid gold, haunted, disguised, wet, hot, American, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043621 to 20190426043630
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Salad salad salad snatch salad Ode to Booze salad salad loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 13 to 14
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 6 to 7
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,000 hit points
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the broke, solid gold, haunted, disguised, wet, hot, American, hilarious, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, blurry, lazy, turgid, untouchable, annoying, 1337, wet, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the skinny, blurry, lazy, turgid, untouchable, annoying, 1337, wet, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043630 to 20190426043635
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 14 to 15
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 7 to 8
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, blurry, lazy, turgid, untouchable, annoying, 1337, wet, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the left-handed, short, lazy, haunted, electrified, invisible, unstoppable, generous, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, short, lazy, haunted, electrified, invisible, unstoppable, generous, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043635 to 20190426043638
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 30,633,697 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
- You gain 46 Meat.
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 28,565,417 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 31,050,434 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 30,210,086 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 46 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 15 to 16
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 8 to 9
- cast 1346466 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,346,466,000 hit points
- cast 200 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- Preference libramSummons changed from 2943 to 3143
- cast 23 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3143 to 3166
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, short, lazy, haunted, electrified, invisible, unstoppable, generous, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, jittery, shaky, restless, floating, broke, foul-mouthed, filthy, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, jittery, shaky, restless, floating, broke, foul-mouthed, filthy, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043638 to 20190426043653
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 16 to 17
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 9 to 10
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 3989050 to 4020987
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, jittery, shaky, restless, floating, broke, foul-mouthed, filthy, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, throbbing, ghostly, drunk, annoying, fratty, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, throbbing, ghostly, drunk, annoying, fratty, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043653 to 20190426043702
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 17 to 18
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 10 to 11
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, cartwheeling, phase-shifting, throbbing, ghostly, drunk, annoying, fratty, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, disguised, invisible, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the phase-shifting, lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, disguised, invisible, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043702 to 20190426043708
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 18 to 19
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 11 to 12
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, lazy, foul-mouthed, filthy, annoying, disguised, invisible, obscene, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, twirling, bouncing, untouchable, narcissistic, disguised, pixellated, unstoppable, hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, twirling, bouncing, untouchable, narcissistic, disguised, pixellated, unstoppable, hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043708 to 20190426043712
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 95 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 19 to 20
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 12 to 13
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, twirling, bouncing, untouchable, narcissistic, disguised, pixellated, unstoppable, hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the short, bouncing, quacking, askew, electrified, yuletide, American, generous, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the short, bouncing, quacking, askew, electrified, yuletide, American, generous, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043712 to 20190426043716
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 20 to 21
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 13 to 14
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 196 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3166 to 3362
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the short, bouncing, quacking, askew, electrified, yuletide, American, generous, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, blurry, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, blurry, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043716 to 20190426043726
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 71 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 21 to 22
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 14 to 15
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4020987 to 4054305
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, huge, cartwheeling, restless, blurry, ghostly, tie-dyed, quacking, narcissistic X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, cartwheeling, restless, floating, haunted, narcissistic, American, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, cartwheeling, restless, floating, haunted, narcissistic, American, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043726 to 20190426043735
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 84 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 22 to 23
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 15 to 16
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, cartwheeling, restless, floating, haunted, narcissistic, American, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the restless, lazy, tie-dyed, turgid, electrified, annoying, cloud-based, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the restless, lazy, tie-dyed, turgid, electrified, annoying, cloud-based, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043735 to 20190426043739
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces.
- You gain 76 Meat.
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces.
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces.
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. Contraband Femur Sushi winces.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 76 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 23 to 24
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 16 to 17
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 175 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3362 to 3537
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the restless, lazy, tie-dyed, turgid, electrified, annoying, cloud-based, generous, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the throbbing, shaky, restless, hopping-mad, floating, askew, disguised, cloned, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the throbbing, shaky, restless, hopping-mad, floating, askew, disguised, cloned, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043739 to 20190426043749
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 24 to 25
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 17 to 18
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the throbbing, shaky, restless, hopping-mad, floating, askew, disguised, cloned, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, twirling, solid gold, filthy, yuletide, wet, cowardly, cloud-based, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, twirling, solid gold, filthy, yuletide, wet, cowardly, cloud-based, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043749 to 20190426043752
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 85 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 25 to 26
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 18 to 19
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4054305 to 4079850
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, twirling, solid gold, filthy, yuletide, wet, cowardly, cloud-based, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, left-handed, huge, twirling, ghostly, invisible, hot, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, left-handed, huge, twirling, ghostly, invisible, hot, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043752 to 20190426043801
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 73 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 26 to 27
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 19 to 20
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, left-handed, huge, twirling, ghostly, invisible, hot, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, huge, cartwheeling, blurry, solid gold, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, huge, cartwheeling, blurry, solid gold, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043801 to 20190426043804
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 99 hit points
- Round 1: Salad Femur Sushi salad a snatch salad Salad to Salad and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 27 to 28
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi salad salad up in his salad, salad salad onto salad salad, salad flooms salad, weaving slightly salad salad salad. Salad salad "Yeeeeeah!" salad salad combat salad salad salad dot, far salad you.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 20 to 21
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, huge, cartwheeling, blurry, solid gold, hilarious, cowardly, cloud-based, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the phase-shifting, hopping-mad, floating, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the phase-shifting, hopping-mad, floating, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043804 to 20190426043808
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 86 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 28 to 29
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 21 to 22
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the phase-shifting, hopping-mad, floating, quacking, foul-mouthed, annoying, cloned, clowning, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, short, solid gold, drunk, quacking, pixellated, artisanal, wet, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, short, solid gold, drunk, quacking, pixellated, artisanal, wet, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043808 to 20190426043814
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 71 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 29 to 30
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 22 to 23
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,000 hit points
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, short, solid gold, drunk, quacking, pixellated, artisanal, wet, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, blurry, bouncing, quacking, filthy, turgid, untouchable, narcissistic, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, blurry, bouncing, quacking, filthy, turgid, untouchable, narcissistic, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043814 to 20190426043818
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 89 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 30 to 31
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 23 to 24
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4079850 to 4106341
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, blurry, bouncing, quacking, filthy, turgid, untouchable, narcissistic, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, huge, throbbing, floating, broke, filthy, electrified, invisible, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, huge, throbbing, floating, broke, filthy, electrified, invisible, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043818 to 20190426043827
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 30,541,082 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 33,027,122 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 29,160,177 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- You gain 46 Meat.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 30,984,886 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 46 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 31 to 32
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 24 to 25
- cast 1349720 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,349,720,000 hit points
- cast 159 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3537 to 3696
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, huge, throbbing, floating, broke, filthy, electrified, invisible, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, broke, filthy, askew, artisanal, frozen, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, broke, filthy, askew, artisanal, frozen, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043827 to 20190426043849
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 32 to 33
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 25 to 26
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190840 to 98190842
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4106341 to 4139602
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, Australian, cartwheeling, broke, filthy, askew, artisanal, frozen, spooky X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, jittery, untouchable, American, fratty, stingy, obscene, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, jittery, untouchable, American, fratty, stingy, obscene, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043849 to 20190426043901
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 82 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 33 to 34
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 26 to 27
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, jittery, untouchable, American, fratty, stingy, obscene, frozen, ice-cold X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shaky, ghostly, turgid, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, pixellated, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the shaky, ghostly, turgid, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, pixellated, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043901 to 20190426043908
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 34 to 35
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 27 to 28
- Preference message_index changed from 29162 to 29163
- > 321 players logged in at 4155336 on 20190426
- Preference _last_online_check changed from 3849927 to 4155364
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shaky, ghostly, turgid, haunted, untouchable, narcissistic, pixellated, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the dancin', jittery, blurry, broke, turgid, electrified, disguised, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the dancin', jittery, blurry, broke, turgid, electrified, disguised, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043908 to 20190426043917
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
- You gain 79 Meat.
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 79 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 35 to 36
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 28 to 29
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4139602 to 4168764
- cast 147 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3696 to 3843
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', jittery, blurry, broke, turgid, electrified, disguised, fratty, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, solid gold, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, solid gold, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043917 to 20190426043935
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 36 to 37
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 29 to 30
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, solid gold, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, fratty, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', twirling, floating, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, 1337, hilarious, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the dancin', twirling, floating, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, 1337, hilarious, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043935 to 20190426043943
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 73 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums salad snatch salad Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 37 to 38
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 30 to 31
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', twirling, floating, solid gold, drunk, untouchable, 1337, hilarious, generous X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, short, tie-dyed, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, short, tie-dyed, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043943 to 20190426043946
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 74 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 38 to 39
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 31 to 32
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190842 to 98190843
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4168764 to 4195613
- cast 136 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3843 to 3979
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, short, tie-dyed, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the jittery, floating, tie-dyed, askew, turgid, artisanal, wet, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the jittery, floating, tie-dyed, askew, turgid, artisanal, wet, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426043946 to 20190426044001
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 39 to 40
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 32 to 33
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the jittery, floating, tie-dyed, askew, turgid, artisanal, wet, cowardly, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, jittery, shaky, drunk, untouchable, narcissistic, yuletide, wet, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, jittery, shaky, drunk, untouchable, narcissistic, yuletide, wet, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044001 to 20190426044007
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 40 to 41
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 33 to 34
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, jittery, shaky, drunk, untouchable, narcissistic, yuletide, wet, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, throbbing, shaky, foul-mouthed, invisible, unstoppable, wet, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, throbbing, shaky, foul-mouthed, invisible, unstoppable, wet, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044007 to 20190426044010
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 41 to 42
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 34 to 35
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, throbbing, shaky, foul-mouthed, invisible, unstoppable, wet, hot, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, invisible, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, invisible, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044010 to 20190426044014
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 86 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 42 to 43
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 35 to 36
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4195613 to 4225010
- cast 127 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 3979 to 4106
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, phase-shifting, short, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, bouncing, electrified, invisible, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, huge, dancin', floating, narcissistic, wet, fratty, generous, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, huge, dancin', floating, narcissistic, wet, fratty, generous, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044014 to 20190426044030
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 110 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 43 to 44
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 36 to 37
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, huge, dancin', floating, narcissistic, wet, fratty, generous, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, huge, dancin', lazy, unstoppable, 1337, American, fratty, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the left-handed, huge, dancin', lazy, unstoppable, 1337, American, fratty, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044030 to 20190426044033
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 91 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 44 to 45
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 37 to 38
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, huge, dancin', lazy, unstoppable, 1337, American, fratty, red-hot X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the left-handed, short, untouchable, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the left-handed, short, untouchable, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044033 to 20190426044036
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 87 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 45 to 46
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 38 to 39
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, short, untouchable, pixellated, invisible, yuletide, 1337, cloned, clowning X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the cartwheeling, floating, solid gold, quacking, foul-mouthed, artisanal, hot, obscene, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the cartwheeling, floating, solid gold, quacking, foul-mouthed, artisanal, hot, obscene, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044036 to 20190426044040
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 73 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 46 to 47
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 39 to 40
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, floating, solid gold, quacking, foul-mouthed, artisanal, hot, obscene, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, Australian, dancin', jittery, shaky, restless, ghostly, lazy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, Australian, dancin', jittery, shaky, restless, ghostly, lazy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044040 to 20190426044044
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 47 to 48
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 40 to 41
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190843 to 98190845
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4225010 to 4251034
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, Australian, dancin', jittery, shaky, restless, ghostly, lazy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, phase-shifting, blurry, lazy, solid gold, narcissistic, cloud-based, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, phase-shifting, blurry, lazy, solid gold, narcissistic, cloud-based, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044044 to 20190426044052
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 89 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 48 to 49
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 41 to 42
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, phase-shifting, blurry, lazy, solid gold, narcissistic, cloud-based, cloned, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, ghostly, bouncing, electrified, artisanal, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, ghostly, bouncing, electrified, artisanal, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044052 to 20190426044055
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 31,414,368 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 32,771,580 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 32,181,414 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 31,506,121 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 49 to 50
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 42 to 43
- cast 1353880 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,353,880,000 hit points
- cast 120 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4106 to 4226
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, jittery, restless, ghostly, bouncing, electrified, artisanal, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the throbbing, jittery, restless, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, broke, haunted, pixellated, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the throbbing, jittery, restless, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, broke, haunted, pixellated, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044055 to 20190426044104
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 50 to 51
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 43 to 44
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the throbbing, jittery, restless, hopping-mad, tie-dyed, broke, haunted, pixellated, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, cartwheeling, twirling, shaky, bouncing, foul-mouthed, annoying, yuletide, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, cartwheeling, twirling, shaky, bouncing, foul-mouthed, annoying, yuletide, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044104 to 20190426044107
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 91 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 51 to 52
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 44 to 45
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,000 hit points
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, cartwheeling, twirling, shaky, bouncing, foul-mouthed, annoying, yuletide, American X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, phase-shifting, ghostly, filthy, askew, artisanal, hot, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, phase-shifting, ghostly, filthy, askew, artisanal, hot, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044107 to 20190426044112
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 89 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a salad of Salad to Booze and salad loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 52 to 53
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Salad snatches salad salad in salad jaws, salad salad onto salad back, salad flooms away, salad salad and hiccelping fire. You salad "Yeeeeeah!" salad the salad salad salad salad salad, salad salad you.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 45 to 46
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4251034 to 4279115
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, phase-shifting, ghostly, filthy, askew, artisanal, hot, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, jittery, blurry, floating, askew, annoying, yuletide, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, jittery, blurry, floating, askew, annoying, yuletide, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044112 to 20190426044120
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 53 to 54
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 46 to 47
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, jittery, blurry, floating, askew, annoying, yuletide, cowardly, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, haunted, electrified, unstoppable, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the dancin', twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, haunted, electrified, unstoppable, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044120 to 20190426044123
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 32,776,932 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 31,512,262 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 32,813,479 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 28,943,868 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 30,260,638 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 31,562,751 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 32,189,492 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 30,039,779 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 54 to 55
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 47 to 48
- cast 1476106 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,476,106,000 hit points
- cast 113 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4226 to 4339
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, foul-mouthed, haunted, electrified, unstoppable, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, phase-shifting, throbbing, jittery, American, hilarious, fratty, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, phase-shifting, throbbing, jittery, American, hilarious, fratty, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044123 to 20190426044132
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 72 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Salad hums a snatch of Ode to Salad and salad loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 55 to 56
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 48 to 49
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, phase-shifting, throbbing, jittery, American, hilarious, fratty, cowardly, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, tiny, cartwheeling, quacking, foul-mouthed, askew, turgid, artisanal, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, tiny, cartwheeling, quacking, foul-mouthed, askew, turgid, artisanal, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044132 to 20190426044135
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 73 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 56 to 57
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 49 to 50
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, tiny, cartwheeling, quacking, foul-mouthed, askew, turgid, artisanal, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, blurry, short, hopping-mad, disguised, pixellated, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, blurry, short, hopping-mad, disguised, pixellated, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044135 to 20190426044138
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 86 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 57 to 58
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 50 to 51
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4279115 to 4305863
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, blurry, short, hopping-mad, disguised, pixellated, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, ghostly, lazy, floating, electrified, narcissistic, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, ghostly, lazy, floating, electrified, narcissistic, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044138 to 20190426044147
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 83 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 58 to 59
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 51 to 52
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 108 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4339 to 4447
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, ghostly, lazy, floating, electrified, narcissistic, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tie-dyed, solid gold, electrified, American, fratty, cloned, obscene, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tie-dyed, solid gold, electrified, American, fratty, cloned, obscene, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044147 to 20190426044156
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 82 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- You gain 69 Meat.
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 69 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 59 to 60
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 52 to 53
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 103 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4447 to 4550
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tie-dyed, solid gold, electrified, American, fratty, cloned, obscene, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, shaky, restless, quacking, pixellated, yuletide, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, shaky, restless, quacking, pixellated, yuletide, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044156 to 20190426044204
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 96 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 60 to 61
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 53 to 54
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190845 to 98190846
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4305863 to 4331633
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, shaky, restless, quacking, pixellated, yuletide, cloned, red-hot X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, cartwheeling, dancin', shaky, lazy, haunted, disguised, pixellated, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, cartwheeling, dancin', shaky, lazy, haunted, disguised, pixellated, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044204 to 20190426044213
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 61 to 62
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 54 to 55
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, cartwheeling, dancin', shaky, lazy, haunted, disguised, pixellated, fratty X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, ghostly, lazy, bouncing, broke, filthy, askew, disguised, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, ghostly, lazy, bouncing, broke, filthy, askew, disguised, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044213 to 20190426044216
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 62 to 63
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 55 to 56
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, ghostly, lazy, bouncing, broke, filthy, askew, disguised, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, huge, phase-shifting, invisible, unstoppable, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, huge, phase-shifting, invisible, unstoppable, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044216 to 20190426044219
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 87 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Salad Salad salad salad snatch salad Ode to Booze and hiccoughs salad.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 63 to 64
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 56 to 57
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, huge, phase-shifting, invisible, unstoppable, hilarious, cloud-based, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shaky, drunk, filthy, untouchable, pixellated, hot, cloud-based, generous, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shaky, drunk, filthy, untouchable, pixellated, hot, cloud-based, generous, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044219 to 20190426044222
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 64 to 65
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 57 to 58
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shaky, drunk, filthy, untouchable, pixellated, hot, cloud-based, generous, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, skinny, throbbing, tie-dyed, haunted, wet, fratty, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, skinny, throbbing, tie-dyed, haunted, wet, fratty, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044222 to 20190426044226
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 65 to 66
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 58 to 59
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, skinny, throbbing, tie-dyed, haunted, wet, fratty, cowardly, obscene X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', blurry, tie-dyed, drunk, haunted, annoying, unstoppable, hot, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the dancin', blurry, tie-dyed, drunk, haunted, annoying, unstoppable, hot, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044226 to 20190426044229
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 66 to 67
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 59 to 60
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', blurry, tie-dyed, drunk, haunted, annoying, unstoppable, hot, generous X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, throbbing, blurry, ghostly, short, foul-mouthed, turgid, annoying, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, throbbing, blurry, ghostly, short, foul-mouthed, turgid, annoying, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044229 to 20190426044232
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 67 to 68
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Salad Salad Sushi snatches you salad salad salad salad, tosses salad salad salad salad, salad flooms salad, salad slightly salad hiccelping salad. Salad salad "Yeeeeeah!" salad the salad salad a salad salad, far below salad.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 60 to 61
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4331633 to 4359561
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, throbbing, blurry, ghostly, short, foul-mouthed, turgid, annoying, hilarious X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the throbbing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, wet, American, fratty, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the throbbing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, wet, American, fratty, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044232 to 20190426044241
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 68 to 69
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 61 to 62
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the throbbing, filthy, untouchable, narcissistic, wet, American, fratty, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, hopping-mad, askew, pixellated, unstoppable, cloud-based, cloned, frozen, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, hopping-mad, askew, pixellated, unstoppable, cloud-based, cloned, frozen, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044241 to 20190426044244
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 69 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 69 to 70
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 62 to 63
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, hopping-mad, askew, pixellated, unstoppable, cloud-based, cloned, frozen, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the tiny, Australian, broke, turgid, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, wet, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the tiny, Australian, broke, turgid, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, wet, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044244 to 20190426044247
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 74 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 70 to 71
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 63 to 64
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, broke, turgid, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, wet, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the dancin', throbbing, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, askew, untouchable, disguised, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the dancin', throbbing, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, askew, untouchable, disguised, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044247 to 20190426044250
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 71 to 72
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 64 to 65
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', throbbing, bouncing, broke, foul-mouthed, askew, untouchable, disguised, invisible X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the ghostly, bouncing, broke, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the ghostly, bouncing, broke, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044250 to 20190426044253
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 82 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums salad snatch of Ode to Booze salad hiccoughs salad.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 72 to 73
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- You gain 51 Meat.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Salad Femur Salad salad salad up in salad salad, tosses salad onto salad salad, and salad salad, salad salad and salad salad. Salad shout "Yeeeeeah!" as salad combat salad a small salad, salad below you.
- You lose 51 Meat.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 65 to 66
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 98 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4550 to 4648
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the ghostly, bouncing, broke, askew, electrified, pixellated, invisible, 1337, hilarious X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, ghostly, narcissistic, disguised, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, ghostly, narcissistic, disguised, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044253 to 20190426044302
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 72 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 73 to 74
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 66 to 67
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190846 to 98190847
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4359561 to 4389062
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, Australian, huge, shaky, ghostly, narcissistic, disguised, hot, cloud-based X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the restless, blurry, ghostly, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, askew, haunted, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the restless, blurry, ghostly, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, askew, haunted, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044302 to 20190426044310
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 74 to 75
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 67 to 68
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the restless, blurry, ghostly, bouncing, solid gold, filthy, askew, haunted, unstoppable X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, shaky, ghostly, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, shaky, ghostly, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044310 to 20190426044313
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 81 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 75 to 76
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 68 to 69
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, shaky, ghostly, hopping-mad, floating, broke, haunted, yuletide, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, lazy, floating, filthy, electrified, narcissistic, wet, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, lazy, floating, filthy, electrified, narcissistic, wet, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044313 to 20190426044317
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 29,690,594 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 31,738,490 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 31,836,538 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 31,144,804 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 31,258,143 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 32,808,011 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 31,156,445 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 32,226,392 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 76 to 77
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 69 to 70
- cast 1477867 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,477,867,000 hit points
- cast 94 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4648 to 4742
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the cartwheeling, phase-shifting, lazy, floating, filthy, electrified, narcissistic, wet, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044317 to 20190426044325
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 88 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 77 to 78
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 70 to 71
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, twirling, throbbing, hopping-mad, turgid, artisanal, yuletide, cloned, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the dancin', restless, short, lazy, broke, quacking, hilarious, stingy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the dancin', restless, short, lazy, broke, quacking, hilarious, stingy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044325 to 20190426044331
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 84 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Salad Sushi hums salad snatch of Ode salad Salad and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 78 to 79
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Salad salad you salad salad salad jaws, tosses salad salad salad back, and flooms salad, salad salad and hiccelping salad. Salad salad Salad as salad salad becomes salad salad dot, salad below you.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 71 to 72
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190847 to 98190848
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4389062 to 4419843
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', restless, short, lazy, broke, quacking, hilarious, stingy, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the throbbing, jittery, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, fratty, cloud-based, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the throbbing, jittery, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, fratty, cloud-based, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044331 to 20190426044341
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 83 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 79 to 80
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 72 to 73
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the throbbing, jittery, bouncing, annoying, unstoppable, fratty, cloud-based, clowning, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, huge, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, hot, generous, obscene, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the left-handed, huge, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, hot, generous, obscene, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044341 to 20190426044344
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 85 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 80 to 81
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 73 to 74
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, huge, annoying, narcissistic, 1337, hot, generous, obscene, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the huge, phase-shifting, jittery, short, floating, broke, drunk, filthy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, phase-shifting, jittery, short, floating, broke, drunk, filthy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044344 to 20190426044347
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 85 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 81 to 82
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 74 to 75
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, phase-shifting, jittery, short, floating, broke, drunk, filthy, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, throbbing, lazy, hopping-mad, broke, turgid, disguised, hilarious, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, throbbing, lazy, hopping-mad, broke, turgid, disguised, hilarious, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044347 to 20190426044350
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 83 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a salad of Ode to Salad and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 82 to 83
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 75 to 76
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, throbbing, lazy, hopping-mad, broke, turgid, disguised, hilarious, stingy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the drunk, quacking, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, hot, cowardly, obscene, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the drunk, quacking, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, hot, cowardly, obscene, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044350 to 20190426044354
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 83 to 84
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 76 to 77
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the drunk, quacking, filthy, haunted, narcissistic, hot, cowardly, obscene, sleazy X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', floating, askew, narcissistic, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', floating, askew, narcissistic, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044354 to 20190426044357
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 84 to 85
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 77 to 78
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, cartwheeling, dancin', floating, askew, narcissistic, American, fratty, cowardly X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the huge, twirling, jittery, short, tie-dyed, bouncing, untouchable, disguised, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the huge, twirling, jittery, short, tie-dyed, bouncing, untouchable, disguised, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044357 to 20190426044400
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 85 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 85 to 86
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 78 to 79
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4419843 to 4450265
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the huge, twirling, jittery, short, tie-dyed, bouncing, untouchable, disguised, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, ghostly, solid gold, haunted, yuletide, 1337, American, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, ghostly, solid gold, haunted, yuletide, 1337, American, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044400 to 20190426044411
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 92 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 86 to 87
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 79 to 80
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,000 hit points
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the skinny, huge, ghostly, solid gold, haunted, yuletide, 1337, American, cloned X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the shy, left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, solid gold, foul-mouthed, filthy, electrified, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the shy, left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, solid gold, foul-mouthed, filthy, electrified, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044411 to 20190426044416
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 79 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 32,460,927 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 31,599,230 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 30,390,608 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 32,591,405 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 29,951,690 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 30,475,884 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 28,592,861 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 29,812,164 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 87 to 88
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 80 to 81
- cast 1471881 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,471,881,000 hit points
- Preference message_index changed from 29163 to 29164
- > 316 players logged in at 4460479 on 20190426
- Preference _last_online_check changed from 4155364 to 4460506
- cast 90 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4742 to 4832
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, left-handed, phase-shifting, twirling, solid gold, foul-mouthed, filthy, electrified, 1337 X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the tiny, shaky, restless, blurry, foul-mouthed, electrified, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the tiny, shaky, restless, blurry, foul-mouthed, electrified, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044416 to 20190426044427
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 74 hit points
- Round 1: Salad Femur Sushi salad salad salad of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 88 to 89
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 30,273,000 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 30,136,927 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 30,374,474 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- You gain 75 Meat.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 30,516,745 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Salad Sushi salad salad salad salad his salad, salad salad onto his salad, and salad away, weaving salad salad salad fire. Salad shout Salad as salad salad salad salad salad dot, salad salad you.
- You lose 75 Meat.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 81 to 82
- cast 1347308 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,347,308,000 hit points
- Preference last_bet_ID changed from 98190848 to 98190849
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4450265 to 4477045
- cast 87 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4832 to 4919
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the tiny, shaky, restless, blurry, foul-mouthed, electrified, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the shy, tiny, throbbing, lazy, filthy, turgid, disguised, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the shy, tiny, throbbing, lazy, filthy, turgid, disguised, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044427 to 20190426044444
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 69 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 89 to 90
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 82 to 83
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, tiny, throbbing, lazy, filthy, turgid, disguised, 1337, wet X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the twirling, ghostly, short, haunted, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, generous, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the twirling, ghostly, short, haunted, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, generous, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044444 to 20190426044447
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 90 to 91
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 83 to 84
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the twirling, ghostly, short, haunted, narcissistic, invisible, 1337, generous, stingy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the dancin', floating, solid gold, askew, turgid, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the dancin', floating, solid gold, askew, turgid, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044447 to 20190426044454
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 91 to 92
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 84 to 85
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the dancin', floating, solid gold, askew, turgid, yuletide, 1337, cowardly, frozen X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the Australian, cartwheeling, drunk, quacking, electrified, 1337, hilarious, stingy, sleazy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Encounter: the Australian, cartwheeling, drunk, quacking, electrified, 1337, hilarious, stingy, sleazy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044454 to 20190426044457
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi salad a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 92 to 93
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- You gain 48 Meat.
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Salad Salad salad salad up salad salad jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms salad, salad salad and salad salad. Salad shout "Yeeeeeah!" as salad combat salad salad small dot, far below salad.
- You lose 48 Meat.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 85 to 86
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4477045 to 4506357
- cast 84 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 4919 to 5003
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, cartwheeling, drunk, quacking, electrified, 1337, hilarious, stingy, sleazy X-32-F C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n to the shy, throbbing, broke, solid gold, quacking, disguised, artisanal, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the shy, throbbing, broke, solid gold, quacking, disguised, artisanal, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044457 to 20190426044511
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 93 to 94
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 86 to 87
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the shy, throbbing, broke, solid gold, quacking, disguised, artisanal, obscene, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the left-handed, throbbing, ghostly, short, quacking, askew, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the left-handed, throbbing, ghostly, short, quacking, askew, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044511 to 20190426044514
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
- Round 1: Salad Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode salad Booze and hiccoughs salad.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 94 to 95
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Salad Sushi snatches you up in salad jaws, tosses you onto his salad, and salad salad, salad salad salad salad salad. Salad shout "Yeeeeeah!" as salad combat salad a salad dot, far salad you.
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 87 to 88
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the left-handed, throbbing, ghostly, short, quacking, askew, invisible, hilarious, clowning X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the Australian, twirling, ghostly, broke, electrified, disguised, artisanal, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the Australian, twirling, ghostly, broke, electrified, disguised, artisanal, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044514 to 20190426044517
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law executes a macro!
- Round 1: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 2: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 2: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
- You gain 65 Meat.
- Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 3: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 3: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 3: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 4: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 4: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 4: yojimbos_law attacks!
- Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 5: You lose 306,501,664 hit points
- Round 5: You gain 306,501,664 Muscularity Points
- Round 5: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 6: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- You lose 65 Meat.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 95 to 96
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 88 to 89
- cast 1226007 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1,226,007,000 hit points
- cast 82 Summon Dice
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d6
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d20
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d12
- You acquire an item: d4
- You acquire an item: d8
- You acquire an item: d10
- You acquire an item: d6
- Preference libramSummons changed from 5003 to 5085
- [6628] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference lastEncounter changed from the Australian, twirling, ghostly, broke, electrified, disguised, artisanal, cowardly, cloned X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to the skinny, huge, ghostly, quacking, annoying, invisible, American, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the skinny, huge, ghostly, quacking, annoying, invisible, American, generous, frozen X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20190426044517 to 20190426044528
- Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 78 hit points
- Round 1: Contraband Femur Sushi hums a snatch of Ode to Booze and hiccoughs loudly.
- Round 1: yojimbos_law casts RETURN!
- Round 2: Contraband Femur Sushi snatches you up in his jaws, tosses you onto his back, and flooms away, weaving slightly and hiccelping fire. You shout "Yeeeeeah!" as the combat becomes a small dot, far below you.
- Preference _banderRunaways changed from 96 to 97
- This combat did not cost a turn
- Preference _dicey_mp_runs changed from 89 to 90
- Preference _last_mmg_check changed from 4506357 to 4535629
- Preference _did_dice_with_no_issues changed from to ebgrgwrg
- uneffect Ode to Booze
- cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
- You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (15)
- uneffect Insani Tea
- uneffect Clumsy
- familiar Feather Boa Constrictor (496 lbs)
- custom outfit npzr bullshit
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