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- >Vekir
- "Steam Gauge"
- 'Quicksilver Sash'
- "Alright, nothin' under THAT bunk..."
- 'Are we seriously doing this?'
- "Hey, our dear brothers in...hooves? Whatever, the other guards that fucked off said they did it because they went through a bunch of mental stress, right? Well surely they wouldn't get mad if we were to avoid that stress buildup ourselves."
- 'By pawning the shit they left behind?'
- "I want nice things, Sash, I'm not gonna get those things if I'm not a little industrious. Now leeeet's see what's under heeeere-"
- >HALLO!
- "GAH-OW! FUCK!"
- >Vekir does not desire a mate.
- 'Oh, it's one of the cave guys, the little one.'
- "What the-what were you doing under there!?"
- >Vekir saw guard pony searching for treasures unknown beneath the beds and wanted to join in.
- "Hey, don't steal the stuff I haven't stole yet!"
- >Vekir is ashamed.
- "You should be...now gimme whatever you've found."
- >...Vekir has found nothing, though.
- 'Ha.'
- "Damn it! Dumb, racist, lazy, AND OCD!? Those guys had to pick ONE thing not to suck at."
- >Whyfor does the guard pony pout?
- 'Don't worry about him, is there something we can help you with?'
- >Hm? Oh yes yes, Vekir searches for the Jackie the Daw so that she may give Vekir her knowledge.
- "Wait, you mean the liar who said the thing about fighting at a birth making the baby come out with tentacles?"
- >...maybe?
- 'Last I saw her she was walking with Bronze Pommel and...what's his name? The changeling? The one from the-'
- "32, yeah, I know who you're talking about. They probably went to go get drunk."
- >...
- "Answer your question, did we?"
- >...Zhetri...Tuuhl...?
- "No, 32. You guys have seriously got to work on your Eque-WHOA!"
- Like a bullet she shot past him, crashing out the door.
- >ZHETRI TUUUUUUUUUUHL!
- '...well that was weird, huh?'
- "She...she knocked over one of the bunk beds...revealing a sweet necklace! COME TO PAPA!"
- 'Uh...that's the Lieutenant's bunk.'
- "...huh."
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- OMAKE!
- >Spitfire
- “8-bit”
- ‘Gaffer’
- ~~~~
- >…You know the stallion we’re all bashing on wrote a song with you guys in it, right?
- “What…?”
- ‘Ha, impossible. We’re just the skid marks on the road he blazes down.’
- “Yeah, there’s no way he’d include us in anything. Definitely not anything recent….”
- >No, really, look. I got the lyrics right here. It was pretty catchy so I wanted to learn the words. Hold on just a sec….
- “I’m calling bullshit.”
- ‘Seconded. There’s no way Mr. Cock of the Walk would ever-’
- Spitfire cleared her throat.
- >You need to take a minute, recognize your self-worth.
- >Gaffy, 8-bit, and 'Dex? Don’t sell yourselves short.
- >You’re guys are my pals, that’s something that’ll never change.
- >I may be up in this castle but I’m always in range.
- “…”
- ‘…’
- >Annnnd then it pretty much just goes on from there to… to… guys? Why are your shoulders quivering? Are you… you aren’t crying, are you?
- “C-course not… that’d be stupid, really stupid… t-to get emotional over something l-like that…”
- >…I can see the tracks of water.
- ‘L-liquid pride. N-nothing more than liquid pride….’
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- OMAKE!
- >88
- "Guard"
- ~~~~
- "...Borred...."
- *POP!*
- >GAAHHHH!
- "HOLY SHIT AHHHH!... Where the hell did you come from!?"
- >I DON'T KNOW! I heard someone saying they were late, then something fluffy ran into me, then I fell WAY too far and somehow didn't die, and a whole bunch of guys talked to me and told me a whole bunch of crazy shit was happening!
- "...Was it?"
- >I DON'T KNOW!
- "Huh... sounds like you missed out."
- >YEAH THAT KIND OF SUCKED
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- NCOMAKE!
- >SA
- "18"
- 'Cadence'
- ~~~~
- >Hey, this date is actually going pretty well!
- "Yeah! I mean, who'd have thought we'd all talk about shared interests instead of just spazzing out at each other?"
- 'Right? And that the hobby we discussed would be one we actually enjoy instead of the 'mature' ones.'
- >Seriously, it's like we're just a bunch of normal people in a newish situation!
- "Kuh-ray-zee!"
- '..."
- >...
- "...I want to talk about sex."
- >GOD me too.
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- OMAKE!
- >29
- "MM"
- '?'
- ~~~~
- >...
- "Something wrong, niney?"
- >I feel like I'm being watched.
- "...Besides the hundred or so kids surrounding you?"
- >Yes, besides that.
- "Well, there's nobody around."
- >Huh... I don't suppose that would make sense anyway, if someone wanted to find me it wouldn't be that hard.
- "Right? Who wouldn't expect you to be on the edge of town, about to swordfight a ghost?"
- >It's just common knowledge.
- "..."
- >...EN GARD!
- ~~~~
- 'WHERE THE FUCK IS HE I'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN THIS TOWN TEN TIMES HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO FIND A DAMN CHANGELING... Oh! Wait! He hangs out with that school aged one, maybe he's in this school over here! Brilliant!'
- ~~~~
- "Did you just hear a scream?"
- >ONLY MY OWN!
- "He is pretty good with the sword."
- >PAIN!
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- NC
- >AJ
- "Celestia"
- 'DT'
- ~~~
- >Hey, Tia? Got a question.
- "You know what? I honestly want to hear this one."
- >Are ya'll on drugs?
- "...Explain."
- 'FOR THE PURITY OF EQUESTRIA!'
- >...Ah' really don't think Ah' need to.
- 'DEATH TO THE BUG MONSTERS!'
- "...She's got a great work ethic and strategies though..."
- >Really?
- "..."
- >...
- "...I'm so sorry."
- 'SEIG HEIL!'
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- Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
- >Pinkie
- ~~~~~
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BL3DuLkrtA
- >The date with Shining, Cadence, and 18 is on! 88 has been left alone to her own devices and Vekir has found out about 32.
- >18's plans for a perfect date becomes a disaster when a chunk of the gunclub decide to carry out their prank. The Cutie Mark Crusaders get wrapped in a conspiracy. Potatojack continues trying to avoid Blueblood and my friends get suspicious of my nightly activities. Find out what happens next time in thread 61: A Game of Chairs...and of course, ambitious fanservice!
- >Let me just get this out of the way.
- She picks up a phone and makes a call.
- >Hello? Princess Luna? Don't question how I'm calling your horn right now I'm in trouble. I'm stuck in a dream and I need you to get me out. Thanks.
- Hangs up.
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