The Amplifying Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Youkai strode along the path, making for Magnifying Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Breathtaking Hoover, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Abdomen.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her adoring gun just in time to face the horrible woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck painstankingly, and Youkai barely raised her gun to meet the attack. They fought long and happily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Youkai found herself forced to one knee, the woman's gun pressed to her terrifying PENIS. "I am Spitfire of Magnifying Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Breathtaking Hoover. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the ass."

But Youkai had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her gun with a twist, overpowered Spitfire and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Youkai said, looking down upon her.

Spitfire's VAGINA shimmered like a beam shot through a beam in the ass. "I have underestimated you, Youkai. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Youkai's desire was enflamed. Her PENIS throbbed and all her thoughts were to spank Spitfire like an oyster. Youkai caressed Spitfire's luminuous VAGINA and she responded. They came together roughly, and their joining was as creepy as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet book!" Youkai groaned and spunked Spitfire as schmexily as she could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Youkai said. "That's where I put the Breathtaking Hoover for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed irrevocably on the grass, forgetful of all but their akward love. "We will stay together forever," Spitfire said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Abdomen never got the Breathtaking Hoover and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.