gotta name fast

- means its viable to change because i dont like it
updated and changed whenever i feel like it right now

john/rose: grimdorks
john/dave: pepsicola / hammertime
john/jade: derpcest
rose/dave: dersecest
rose/jade: guns n roses
dave/jade: spacetime / like fucking christmas

john/aradia: gone with the wind
john/tavros: how do i breathe with no heir
john/sollux: cloud computing
john/karkat: communism
john/nepeta: qu33f
john/kanaya: no heir in space
john/terezi: dragonfly
john/vriska: nic cage fanclub
john/equius: heir force one
john/gamzee: clown cake
john/eridan: blowfish -
john/feferi: kraken wind
john/davesprite: cloud cuckooland

rose/aradia: maybe if i say kiss enough this ship will happen instead of the ship that does
rose/tavros: chocolate rain
rose/sollux: doublespeak/pollination
rose/karkat: that boy needs therapy
rose/nepeta: slocombe's pussy in the rain
rose/kanaya: rosemary
rose/terezi: seered by light
rose/vriska: god's eye / ultraviolet light
rose/equius: bowstrings
rose/gamzee: the grimdark carnival
rose/eridan: robe and wwizard hat
rose/feferi: the innsmouth look

dave/aradia: grinding gears
dave/tavros: s'mores
dave/sollux: doomed timeline
dave/karkat: about bloody time / kk strider / manpain
dave/nepeta: catscratch
dave/kanaya: spacejam
dave/terezi: scratch n sniff -
dave/vriska: texas recluse
dave/equius: disk jockey
dave/gamzee: goes bump in the knight / jam^2
dave/eridan: prince in the crib
dave/feferi: time of their lives
dave/davesprite: clockwork orange
dave/tavros/gamzee: peanut butter jelly time

jade/aradia: wolf in sheep's clothing
jade/tavros: bulldog -
jade/sollux: puppy linux -
jade/karkat: giant enemy crab
jade/nepeta: 33 wolf moon
jade/kanaya: spaceship
jade/terezi: knot likely
jade/vriska: snorepio / space pirate -
jade/equius: my little pony
jade/gamzee: today i put jelly on this hot god
jade/eridan: guns and gills
jade/feferi: horrorcuties

aradia/tavros: stop and stair
aradia/sollux: aradia megido and the mage of doom / sheepshagging
aradia/karkat: hemopression
aradia/nepeta: lesbians for christmas/teatime
aradia/kanaya: sundial
aradia/terezi: egg timer
aradia/vriska: ramifications
aradia/equius: death rides a horse
aradia/gamzee: bleat maniacs-
aradia/eridan: rusty bucket bay
aradia/feferi: tentacle time
aradia/tavros/equius: team charge rides again

tavros/sollux: sick firewalls
tavros/karkat: chocolate cherry
tavros/nepeta: caramel apple
tavros/kanaya: qwop
tavros/terezi: he's blind on his feet
tavros/vriska: papercut
tavros/equius: bullseye / gears n steers
tavros/gamzee: peanut butter jelly
tavros/eridan: socially crippled
tavros/feferi: jelly donut

sollux/karkat: ketchup and mustard
sollux/nepeta: safari
sollux/kanaya: f1 -
sollux/terezi: seeing double
sollux/vriska: not the bs
sollux/equius: <strong></strong> / 2% milk / milk and honey
sollux/gamzee: 2 trolls 1 honk -
sollux/eridan: computer science
sollux/feferi: phishing / databass
sollux/davesprite: birds and the bees

karkat/nepeta: loves every kind of kat / katnip
karkat/kanaya: moon over june
karkat/terezi: homes smell you later / grayscale
karkat/vriska: irons in the fire
karkat/equius: horseshoe crab / blood, sweat and tears / testicular cancer
karkat/gamzee: shut up and jam
karkat/eridan: good-knight, stooge prince
karkat/feferi: revolution's lifeblood

nepeta/kanaya: zoobooks
nepeta/terezi: cat got your tongue / nyan neko sugar girls
nepeta/vriska: stole your heart
nepeta/equius: rails with pails
nepeta/gamzee: heart attack
nepeta/eridan: catfish
nepeta/feferi: fefurry

kanaya/terezi: taste the rainbow / fashion scents
kanaya/vriska: twilight -
kanaya/equius: mother's milk
kanaya/gamzee: class clown
kanaya/eridan: saw right through you
kanaya/feferi:
kanaya/forever alone: virgin mary

terezi/vriska: scourgecest
terezi/equius: mind the gap
terezi/gamzee: bad dragon
terezi/eridan: dusting for prince
terezi/feferi: broodfester tounges

vriska/equius: thief of horse
vriska/gamzee: tavros' eternal antiboner
vriska/eridan: pir8 ships
vriska/feferi: fish fingers octopussy
vriska/davesprite: goliath birdeater

equius/gamzee: high and mighty / wrestlemania
equius/eridan: seabiscuit
equius/feferi: wet dream

gamzee/eridan: grapes of wrath
gamzee/feferi: clownfish
gamzee/davesprite: chicken pot pie

eridan's torso/eridan's legs: eridan
eridan/forever alone: the prince is left
eridan/feferi: royal flush

feferi/sollux/eridan: mustard fish sandwich

jane/jake: english muffin
jane/roxy: cotton candy
jane/dirk: finding nemo
jake/roxy: watermelon / double pistols and a wonk
jake/dirk: carrotnpeas / fantasprite
roxy/dirk: grapefruit / cat in the hat
jake/jane/jade/john: karkat's eternal boner
jane/jake/roxy: strawberry muffin
nanna/mom: stale cotton candy

jane/john: blow up
jane/rose:
jane/dave:
jane/jade: bucktooth babes

jake/john: peanut allergy support group
jake/rose:
jake/dave: christmas yaoi
jake/jade:

roxy/john: breathalyzer
roxy/rose: vodka martini
roxy/dave: tik tok
roxy/jade: spacebar

dirk/john: heart surgery
dirk/rose:
dirk/dave:
dirk/jade: harley davidson

jane/roxy/jake/dirk/john/rose/dave/jade: alphabeta soup

jane/aradia: you fail to not randomly explode / minute maid
jane/tavros: cow pie
jane/sollux: optic blast
jane/karkat:
jane/nepeta: diabetes
jane/kanaya: mary jane
jane/terezi:
jane/vriska: jake's eternal boner
jane/equius:
jane/gamzee: so baked
jane/eridan: angel's food cake
jane/feferi: spork

jake/aradia: tomb raiders / adventure time
jake/tavros: pages stuck together
jake/sollux: double pistols and a twink
jake/karkat:
jake/nepeta:
jake/kanaya:
jake/terezi:
jake/vriska:
jake/equius:
jake/gamzee:
jake/eridan: hopeless
jake/feferi:

roxy/aradia: corpse reviver
roxy/tavros: adios motherfucker
roxy/sollux: whisky mac
roxy/karkat: red eye mojito
roxy/nepeta: jagerbomb
roxy/kanaya: vampire's kiss
roxy/terezi: mint julep
roxy/vriska: hypnotiq
roxy/equius: blackout
roxy/gamzee: purple haze / honkwonk
roxy/eridan: sex on the beach
roxy/feferi: sea breeze
roxy/AR: beer goggles
mom/dad: family matters

dirk/aradia:
dirk/tavros:
dirk/sollux:
dirk/karkat:
dirk/nepeta: heart to heart
dirk/kanaya: u mad
dirk/terezi:
dirk/vriska:
dirk/equius: pony pals / shades slick
dirk/gamzee: hms rhyme and reason
dirk/eridan: shipsters
dirk/feferi:
bro/bro: ironicest

(UU is the nice one)
UU/jane: key lime pie
UU/jake: theres a snake in my boot
UU/roxy:
UU/dirk:
UU/john: cheerleaders
UU/rose: yig snake daddy
UU/dave:
UU/jade:
UU/uu: christmascest

UU/aradia:
UU/tavros:
UU/sollux: utorrent
UU/karkat: trouser snake
UU/nepeta:
UU/kanaya:
UU/terezi:
UU/vriska:
UU/equius:
UU/gamzee: u jelly?
UU/eridan:
UU/feferi:

(uu is the mean one)
uu/jane:
uu/jake:
uu/roxy:
uu/dirk:
uu/john:
uu/rose:
uu/dave:
uu/jade:

uu/aradia:
uu/tavros:
uu/sollux:
uu/karkat:
uu/nepeta:
uu/kanaya:
uu/terezi:
uu/vriska:
uu/equius:
uu/gamzee:
uu/eridan:
uu/feferi:

aranea/jane:
aranea/jake:
aranea/roxy: meen drunk
aranea/dirk:
aranea/john:
aranea/rose:
aranea/dave:
aranea/jade:

aranea/aradia:
aranea/tavros:
aranea/sollux:
aranea/karkat:
aranea/nepeta:
aranea/kanaya:
aranea/terezi:
aranea/vriska:
aranea/equius:
aranea/gamzee:
aranea/eridan:
aranea/feferi:
aranea/uu:
aranea/UU:

aranea/meenah:

meenah/jane:
meenah/jake:
meenah/roxy: meen drunk
meenah/dirk:
meenah/john:
meenah/rose:
meenah/dave:
meenah/jade:

meenah/aradia:
meenah/tavros:
meenah/sollux:
meenah/karkat:
meenah/nepeta:
meenah/kanaya:
meenah/terezi:
meenah/vriska:
meenah/equius:
meenah/gamzee:
meenah/eridan:
meenah/feferi:
meenah/uu:
meenah/UU:

handmaid/summoner:
handmaid/psiioniic:
handmaid/sufferer:
handmaid/disciple:
handmaid/dolorosa:
handmaid/redglare:
handmaid/mindfang:
handmaid/darkleer:
handmaid/highblood:
handmaid/dualscar:
handmaid/condesce:

summoner/psiioniic:
summoner/sufferer: rebel rumble
summoner/disciple:
summoner/redglare:
summoner/mindfang:
summoner/darkleer:
summoner/highblood: summgub
summoner/dualscar:
summoner/condesce:

psiioniic/sufferer: hotrods
psiioniic/disciple: carcat
psiioniic/dolorosa:
psiioniic/redglare:
psiioniic/mindfang: pirate ship
psiioniic/darkleer:
psiioniic/highblood:
psiioniic/dualscar:
psiioniic/condesce: gotta go fast

sufferer/disicple: worshipping
sufferer/dolorosa: the 40 sweep old virgin
sufferer/redglare: reverse generation xerox
sufferer/mindfang:
sufferer/darkleer:
sufferer/highblood: amazing grapes
sufferer/dualscar:
sufferer/condesce:

disciple/redglare:
disciple/dolorosa:
disciple/mindfang:
disciple/darkleer:
disciple/highblood:
disciple/dualscar:
disciple/condesce:
disciple/sufferer/psiioniic: traffic light

dolorosa/redglare: fashion police
dolorosa/mindfang: i forgot to turn my mind control on and shes still touching my boobs MIND = BLOWN
dolorosa/darkleer:
dolorosa/highblood:
dolorosa/dualscar: planned parenthood
dolorosa/condesce:
dolorosa/mom: mothership

redglare/mindfang:
redglare/darkleer:
redglare/highblood: judge, jury, execution
redglare/dualscar:
redglare/condesce:

mindfang/darkleer:
mindfang/highblood:
mindfang/dualscar:
mindfang/condesce:
mindfang/mom: black widow

darkleer/highblood:
darkleer/dualscar:
darkleer/condesce:

highblood/dualscar:
highblood/condesce: what big hair you have

dualscar/condesce: scarred for life

condesce/nanna: huge titties hanging

scratch/snowman: the price is right
scratch/vriska: doctor octopus
scratch/jane: hoo hoo haa haa hee hee
scratch/roxy: moonshine

snowman/le: queen's english
sollux/psiionic: shipping
karkat/sufferer: the second, coming
bec noir/pm: puppy love
wv/pm/ar: oreo
eggs/eridan green eggs and ham