Salt (mmrpgorigins)

Adrina
(1)	>"Adrina kind of makes me feel sad. Like, she doesn't seem to ever be sad, but her existence just makes me feel sad."
(2)	>"I was looking for something in Adrina's room one day, and [i]she writes fictional stories about her roomates.[/i] Like, there was just one about Fox and Lion and it was just so... descriptive."
(3)	>"Adrina just sits at her computer and looks at these 'memes' all day. It's quite depressing."
(4)	>"One night, I woke up and found Adrina at the side of my bed with a baseball bat. If she actually had arm strength, I would've been scared for my life."
(5)	>"Adrina has almost 1,000 pictures on the wall of her room dedicated to her dead guinea pig. It's just gross,"
(6) >"Adrina redyes her hair every week, but it still doesn't make it look less bad."
(7) >"Have you seen Adrina in her fedora?" Doberman starts laughing uncontrollably; no more 'salts' will appear after this one if received.
(8) >"Adrina's diary is officially known as the Cursed Artifact and will one day be sacrificed by the Almighty in order for Adrina to ascend to the 4th dimension
(9) >"Adrina has forever changed how I watch Zootopia, and not in a positive way either..."
(10)>"What I find under Adrina's bed is the reason why I have nightmares at night,"
(11)>"Adrina's the kind of person who thinks Nightcore is an actual genre of music. Yeah..."
(12)>"Adrina shitposts a lot, but it isn't the good kind of shitposting either. It's like 'You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood' mixed with those minion memes people find on Facebook."
(13)>"Adrina concerns me, to be completely honest. She has some intense mood swings every few days, and her self-esteem is smaller than Fox's di- nevermind."
(14)>"Is it possible to be in an eternal state of cringe when breathing in someone's direction? Because maybe I feel that was about Adrina,"
(15)>"One time, Adrina used $6,000 dollars from Adrian's debit card to buy in a glow-in-the-dark fursuit. I still think it was a better investment than when Adrian dumped $200 into a Mega Man Battle Network-inspired MMORPG."
(16)>"Adrina buys all of her clothes from Hot Topic. It's fine, you can weep for her too,"
(17)>"Unfortunately for me, Adrina has her own gang of angsty teens and whenever they visit, they hide in my room because I'm the only person in the apartment that has a Crunchyroll account on my television. [i]so maybe I like anime isthatsuchasin[/i]"
(18)>"Adrina's the only person that unironically listens to 'Wake Me Up Inside'" In the distance, Adrina can be heard yelling "It's 'Bring Me to Life' you uncultured swine!"
(19)>"After one of her favorite anime characters died, Adrina ate nothing but children's vitamins for three days, I don't even think it's healthy to eat through four bottles in that time!"

Fox
(20)>"Is... Is Fox a man or a woman?"
(21)>"Fox is the least observant person I've ever met, one day he couldn't find his own shoes because they were set three inches away from their normal spot,"
(22)>"A few days ago, I found Fox opening a pickle jar the wrong way. It was just so sad to watch, I had to show him the [i]right[/i] way to open the jar," Shows the player how to open a pickle jar (Attack Growth +25)
(23)>"Fox cried while watching The Wiggles. [i]Don't tell him that I did too[/i]"
(24)>"Why did Adrian buy Fox a blender? He's already put my 'Tony the Tiger' body pillow through it, I think he's coming for my head next,"
(25)>"I found those [i]disgusting[/i] magazines under Fox's bed. I knew that he read them, but he [i]models[/i] in them too."
(26)>"The lack of appreciation Fox has for Japanese Animation makes me concerned for his well-being,"
(27)>"I think Fox sold his soul to the devil. Just look at him, [i]all he does is lie around all day and eat food but he still weighs 80 pounds[/i]"
(28)>"Fox is the only person I've ever met that doesn't look good in a tank top,"
(29)>"I knew that Fox and I could not be friends when I had found a 'Linkin Park' CD in his drawer. [i]never again,[/i]"
(30)>"The police was called on our apartment one time because someone thought Fox was being beaten... He was just screaming because of a spider that got in his room. He was actually crying, too,"
(31)>"Fox never knew how to light a match until I taught him. Like, you just rub it against the box like this!" Doberman demonstrates how to light a match (Sp. Atk Growth +25)
(34)>"Fox doesn't even know how to use a microwave either, he even broke it while trying to cook a microwave burrito!"