For those who did not have a cell phone at home, a brand new one is waiting for them in their room. There is an icon labeled "help" on the screen. Clicking it brings up a chat box. The options are a bit eccentric, and the answers even more.

[What could this mysterious object be?]

CELL PHONE! SMART PHONE! Made by the telephone mom and the computer dad with tender loving until a tragic accident and now it's your baby, your responsibility. You must never lose this sweet baby!!!! ❤ By the way, if you didn't hear of a cell phone before now, you are either a space alien, time traveler from at least 44 years ago, or the lovely Boss! ... Wow, so amazing!

[How do I use it?]

There are icons on your screen. These are called apps! Touch it and its wonders are revealed~
Right now you have these apps:

"HELP." You are here!!

"LIME." chat messenger and calling app! You can use this to talk to LC and other titled from far away. It has voice and text. Give it a try!

"TRASH PAYMENTS." This is ur money app lolololol. All the funds u earn here go straight to the app. It's not cash, but it's not really trash either, don't worry~ By the way, to use it to pay, you can just say what you want to "thin air" at the register and show the barcode. The store will scan it, and once you get your receipt you're all paid. Yup! Trust me on this.

"XAMINE." - Special app for making Inquisitions easier! Photos, statements, and anything else u think is evidence can be stored in a format for everyone to see.

"CAMERA." A digital camera that works with LIME and XAMINE!

"THE HIDDEN ONE." You can't see this app, for it is locked. It's locked up as tight as my route!! Sorry, but we can't have anyone messing with it. It's just too important. For example, it has the key to ur room! And maybe... ur special powers!? Whoaaaa whoaaaa. So don't try to hack into it, or we will have to do battle +_+

[Why is this tutorial so unprofessional?]

Because I made it in five minutes! I am the master of time saving!

[Who the hell are you?]

Your secret admirer.

[No way.]

Ya way. That concludes the tutorial! "May the odds be ever in your favor..."